Ask The Brofessor 22: Thirst Traps, Perfect Beard, Rock Climbing

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Alas in that thing you are telling the world that you take your only personality trait seriously if people don't know you are sick how are you going to know you are sick? So wearing a thong as a skinny guy is like slapping a wing in a civic applause it's a lie you're playing dress up you're an impostor it's like a little girl wearing mommy heels you have to earn your shoes because there are no shortcuts so if you want to earn your stringer do it He did it the hard way taking steroids like the rest of us while on his period jj asks uh all long distance relationships are worth it to me relationships are like going to the movies you spend time and money to be stuck in a room and stay there for hours you hide your phone while you swipe through Tinder and you always have your eyes on the exit in case that crazy person decides to light a fire with the matches you have so if regular relationships are like going to the cinema so long distance relationships are It's like staying home and watching Netflix and the only reason you watch Netflix is ​​so you don't feel so alone while you're on the phone and on the weekends, which is exactly what I want from a relationship.

Minimal effort. Minimum return. Maximum zero. commitment in captain rosay asks how can I grow an ascetic brother

beard

like you I obviously get this question a lot, I mean look at this look at this sculpted slab of Italian horse flesh and hair from a stallion's neck now if you're asking how to grow a

beard

, then you know you will never do it, fortunately I was born with two things, okay,

perfect

biogenetics and

perfect

everything else, genetics and a club for a penis and a one hundred percent IQ and the ability to stretch anything, uh, this. includes a list of weeks between weekly videos, my entire internet career, and your girls' balloon knot, so what does this mean when it comes to growing a beard?

It means to me, all I have to do to grow the perfect beard is exist now if you ask me how. I shaped this work of art, this Vincent Van goatee, then here are some tips first and most importantly, the neckline. Now this is decisive, okay, now you have to find the right height and angle. The big mistake people make is going too high and doing it. it's right around your chin thinking this is going to define your jaw when in reality what it does is basically draw a double chin with hair, it makes it look like you sell lotion at a kiosk in the mall, the second is the cheek line, Now what you want to do here is follow the natural line where your beard connects with your reserve now, if your beard doesn't connect, don't keep going down until it gives up before you end up with a chin strap and a charge for sexual harassment for trying to hit high school goals at your hometown gas station lastly beard length if your pace is irregular growing longer doesn't make it more alpha it makes it look like pubes so pick a length that you can keep sharp and clean like a knife like a knife like a pig sword poochie katana that cutter uh summer dress ask if

rock

climbing

is a legitimate sport and how can you make it more accessible to brothers

rock

climbing

is a sport for skinny guys who secretly want to die because they can't grow if I did hundreds of pull-ups every day and had nothing to show for it except 150 pounds of tendons, incredibly strong fingers, and the ability to climb things they invented stairs for, then me too I would die. wish as far as making it more accessible to brothers um I don't know add mud and say it's a race that has something to do with how the Spartans whose dicks were bigger compared without having to compete with each other which coincidentally is like mud racing was invented, but the kids who do that calm each other down, even though that's purely optional, it's purely a racial disaster.

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It would be like adding vodka to everclear. Yes, even though you add alcohol to alcohol, you are reducing the overall percentage of alcohol. It's a paradox and my body. a natural paradox paradox with two jet skis at the end in jankelman 69 asks how do i set up a

thirst

trap to run the perfect

thirst

trap. You can follow the acronym trap as a helpful reminder. Time is crucial if you want. Catching someone by their thirst, you have to catch them when they are thirsty and ironically everyone is thirstier when they drink so you want to use the 5 p.m. m. to 9 00 p. m.

Thursday through Saturday as the ideal window for You want to catch them late enough that they've had a few drinks and are feeling lusty, but also early enough that their plans and inhibitions are still open and so they don't pass out, but You want to strike when the iron is hot, but not when it's completely melted or refine your goal, maybe you have 300 followers or maybe you have 300,000 followers, but chances are you're aiming for a one percent conversion rate, so follow your trap to not only the customers who are most likely to buy, but also the ones you are most willing to sell, this will create a strong and loyal organic demographic that can also do so with the low investment of 15 seconds of his dignity. a natural act.

A trap doesn't work if your target knows it's a trap that's why you want it. to fabricate a fake natural environment which seems to be the reason for this post, even though you're actually hanging your body from a tree like a piece of meat to get a group of horny cougars to break up and even though it's pretty obvious it's a trap. no one wants to feel trapped even if they want to be trapped and when you invite a girl to netflix and chill she knows damn well she's coming to crush but netflix and chill sounds better than hey do you want to come over and be rough on a bean bag while my teacher octopus plays in the background that would scare her this is where post-gym selfies and shirtless drinking picks come in handy setting the scene selling the dream selling the lie the cake p present commitment the point of A Thirst Trap is ultimately Ultimately, at least get your dick completely sucked, but to get there you first need to get answers that you want to invite an opportunity for an easy commitment.

Making jokes about your thirst trap not only helps justify the fact that you're posting. a male photo to be honest, its mostly male audience, but it gives the girls something easy to respond to, like my mom always said, if you leave the door open, you'll let the strays in. She was literally talking about street cats. that would come into my house every time she left the door open and she would have to just take him out, you know, get him out of the house with a broom, but in this situation I want the stray in my house, I want that I want him. blow with the wind in southpoundham asks how can i impress my girlfriend's father this thanksgiving impressing your daughter's father is about asserting your dominance so you can show him that you are ready to take his place as head of the family that he I might not like it, but that's nature, baby in nature, instinctively in nature, from the moment children are born, all parents look forward to the moment when they no longer have to deal with them and here it is where you literally walk into the picture to get her pregnant and fast, there's no quicker way to assert your dominance than by cream pieing your way into someone else's family and then delicately putting that image in everyone's heads by announcing that you're pregnant at the table and then stand up and shake your father's hand while looking at your own biceps, hit his most expensive bottle of whiskey and then take a seat at the head of the table.

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