Are You Afraid of the Dark? - JonTron (PART 1)

I report now for the 11:00 p.m. approval. society because midnight is too late the waiter story you're going to launch into a creepy story because first you need a transition and you just sat there and didn't greet anyone okay you said you had plenty of free time VCR here for us and I thought that you might have been confused and meant DVD player, so maybe you just didn't understand what you had and I was coming to take it away from you, so where is my God? Please do the same. Well guys, you want to see a photo of a real ghost, please just tell the story.

I didn't pretend to have been in Vietnam in various bars around the country to be treated like this. Well, I call this the story of the change whoa who is that oh who is this manganese I think I just got flashbang ohpa oh it's pure white I can roll I can look see white this is that God Oh Eddie hey, it's wearing out guys, now I'm not blind now I wish I was what this is, are you

afraid

of the

dark

? and-yes, yes, I am, oh, it's one of these circular books. I love these, are you

afraid

of the

dark

?

Okay, I still can't do Crypt Keeper, it's pretty much the same concept as Goosebumps, but I always thought this show was way scarier, not to mention it aired four years earlier, like hell, okay, This introduction is a SF K is not safe for children. this show touched all the bases neighbors vampires neighbors ghosts neighbors many of the episodes had at least one neighbor the episode that still haunts me to this day and I mean, this was the story of the dead man's float, the one that had like the zombie skeleton that would pull you under if you were to swim and drown I mean Dennison look at this look at this they showed this to the kids the horrors knew no bounds except murder of course these can't murder kids on TV but you can in the movies, I want Another Twist, well you will get strawberry with seven seasons of this show, there are many episodes to choose from, but tonight we will start where it all began.

Each episode begins with the midnight society, a group of children from different schools with different friends. but the same Canadian locker room team, what a strange coincidence. Hey, you're here to be considered a new member of the midnight society and you're wearing a jean vest with jeans, so honestly, you have a good chance here, submitted for midnight approval. society I called a story the story of the ghost taxi here we meet our heroes Danny and Buzz the typical two stereotypical kids who find themselves lost in the woods talking about names look at these credits it sucks for Canada jean-marie can't call me call me, did you read the reel Alex, oh thank goodness we have the real one.

You're, I'm saying, oh, yeah, yeah, I see you, fake Germans, get out of here. I trusted you and you lost your ass like a cheese ball, hey, look at the language, that's right. A child shows a big cue, now we are lost and can't read the map. You are a loser. Damn, I've never been so burned by a piece of wood before. I have a sneaking suspicion. This is the first time anyone. In Canada I ever tried acting, is it just me or are all these kids lines 80 yards away from another even worse actor? Their dialogue barely matches.

Look, we could turn around and take the red trail. I'm not sure what you're talking about. oh yeah, that's appropriate music. I have a feeling the musical direction of this scene was a little like, hey, okay, so the kid could die in this scene, fall off the ledge, make a big splash, so it's more real, but it's really scary , you know, just play around with the guitar a little, yeah, don't worry, here's a madman for your time, there's 20 for your wife, the money is cut for our medicine bags, especially for you, what should hit you , but I?

I guess Oh no, it's a haunted flashlight, uh, turn off the lights, who would immediately shine their flashlights in someone's face when they met them, you're not a ranger, are you, ranger? No, not me, I'm a serial killer. I'm Buzz and this is Denny and we're a little out of focus and we're not quite sure where this episode is going, so if you could, take us somewhere spooky, I'll tell you what you follow me and I'll take you to someone who can help be perfect so basically the kids meet this creepy guy and he tells them to help him get out of the woods and then he takes them to this cabin, there you go guys to the good doctor's house.

I think that's Bilbo Baggins' house, actually. Sorry we missed Danny, don't worry, I'll hit you when we get home. Yes, don't worry, the beatings will come. They will hit you. There is no escape. I guess neither of them are good at puzzles. That's usually never a good sign, thanks to the name V came up with. They meet this guy who's essentially a Canadian Hagrid who sits here studying nature in his creepy cabin. Children just naturally want to call their parents, but to do so, Vinc insists that they must. solving a riddle is the deal I asked you for a riddle and if you solve it you can call your parents and if we don't solve it then you leave, let's do it I'm good at riddles two kids are dead are going to die tonight What is it?

It has no weight. It can be seen with the naked eye. If you put it in a barrel, the barrel will be lighter. Halloween. It has to be candy. The Three Musketeers light their chocolate bar. I hate riddles. It's right up there. Thinking of you, isn't it? Oh my god, something is going to happen in this episode. Hey motherfucker, after they failed, Doctor Vinc gives them instructions on the plot. A taxi in the forest. I don't know what you are there. It's not about making it more believable than what you're acting, come on dog, just let us use the phone, there's a way for the kids to die tonight, can you leave me a sample document, I'm not sure I can back this up, something like this, look at his kid face real horror I know a scared kid when I saw him this is a scared kid did you see it sounds like one of those riddles you can't solve yeah like how does Kanye West keep getting awards? maybe it can be solved maybe you should Everyone just relax and let me finish this story.

Thank you. Lo and behold, the cab shows up and who's driving it, but Flynn, the serial killer from before, except this time he's dressed up to go at midnight showing a Rocky horror movie show. I give the right to people who cannot respond to dr. Vince's riddles happened to me about 40 years ago. I think that's what he's famous for. Okay man, no need to brag about Jesus Christ, didn't I tell you before the good doctor got the specimen from him? I had a nasty little accident crashing into this big old tree. Saying that he should have died, I don't think there's really a middle ground with that, Flynn explains that they are about to die in another accident, but to reverse the curse and free all the spirits, Dr.

Vincas stated that they have one more chance to solve the riddle. You only have 30 seconds to solve it. I'm totally serious right now. It has no weight, you can see, here we go, hey, yeah, that doesn't make much sense. I should have thought of that. from that kid who thinks well, oh yeah, I guess I guess hole was the wrong answer, huh, but the midnight society likes the children's story and decides to allow it to successfully create the perfect cultural diversity for a Nickelodeon show in prime time, so there you have it. first episode of are you afraid of the dark but this boob fest is far from over this will be

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