Are You A Netflix Cheater?

Netflix and let's not relax let's talk about that good mythical morning on Monday we announced our very exciting announcement our book was announced links written mythology book and now we want to tell you a little more about the subtitle is a field guide for curiosity creativity and antics se it's about living the mythical life and we put a lot of ourselves into this book literally there will be some skin cells yeah any blood spilled you get the book you get some of our skin cells it's not true they're stories of what we share. friendship that is about to end for a long time, yes, of course, I think the book will end it, so it is partly a memoir, so there are a lot of stories from when we met, but also a lot of stories that just old memories we never tell where I really went through a lot of these memories and pulled some new things out of them, so you know it fits in some tips, yeah, there's no dovetails involved and then just other things are written too, you buy from us, we write it, Yeah. we do it, it's finished, but now we're working on the visual components because there's a lot of that, there's a lot of fun stuff in there and some things that I don't think I've ever done in books that I don't want to spoil all of that for you right now, but they're being illustrated. a lot of stuff right now a lot of pictures are coming together and we continue to take pictures and take pictures so we'll keep you posted on that over time but you can do that. pre-order it right now detail you can pre-order it right now book and mythical com so do it because you don't have to doubt that you'll go if you think it sounds like someone might like it you'll like it you'll love it it's It's coming in October, but you can pre-order it now.

There will also be an audible version where we will have two guys who sound exactly like us read the entire book. In fact, no one. I think we should get a shatner. and who else, what a nimoy aside, but he's closing his nimoy, that would have been a good Morgan Freeman Morgan Freeman and William Shatner now we'll read the audio which is an audible version which is uh audio and which can also be pre-ordered so to reserve. from the medicine cabinet mechanically calm yes, I don't know how to write that or say ok, let's start, let's talk about cheating Netflix give it to Netflix has published some data, finally they publish some data, they keep the data on how many nights How many people are watching Netflix, but they will know that they do not civilly display data on Netflix cheating, which is the phenomenon of watching a show that you and your partner agreed to watch together but you do it on your own? unfaithful people and 46% of couples Netflix cheats that's almost half 81 percent of people are repeat offenders this is interesting the highest percentage of

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s Brazil and Mexico and spicy down there ah the lowest percentage is in Holland well, they're very, very loyal there Well, I think it's cold and everyone stays inside and watches, they can't get away from each other, yeah, eighty percent of cheating is due to violence and it's actually right under the Sea level, no, but the latitude is a good fourteen points now.

This is crazy. 14% of people who cheat think it's worse than a real affair. 100% of these people are crazy. That's ours. I just don't agree with it, but I've never thought of it in terms of cheating, but it does. It doesn't make sense because it's a big deal in my house, yeah, I mean, if I tell Christie, hey, I'm planning to go on a business trip for a weekend, the first thing she says to me is, oh man, now I have wait until you see, yeah, whatever we're looking at at that moment, like 28% and 28% of all cheating happens, while the other one is a business trip, that's the opportunity and she immediately thinks that, but he is faithful, wait. for me to go back to town to watch the latest episode of The Walking Dead or whatever, house 2 because we've been married for over a decade and you have kids, watching TV is the best thing ever, oh I mean . yeah, it's a special time for the kids to go to bed, it's nice to watch a show, I mean, I look forward to that all day, that's life and I mean, that's how relationships are built, like that that when that is something so sacred, they don't do it. mess with it and that's why I'm happy to say that I haven't tricked my system, that's what I do if she's out of town or I'm on a business trip or I'm on a plane, I notice things that are a little greedy gritty Me like gritty war worthwhile people blow up and kill only gritty movies because yeah, my wife doesn't like that kind of stuff so I know that's what's within my limits, not outside my limits , which is yeah, yeah, so I've gotten into my little treasure trove of bravery a lot more movies than I can watch, but when it comes to the things we enjoy, the main traps show a lot of things we enjoy walking like dead in the new black house from Breaking Bad American Horror Story. narco cards stranger things all the shows we've watched together and enjoyed together yeah because you don't want to know if you said what would happen if I came back and she said well I saw stranger things without you but I'll watch it again with you it's like no no you can't .

I don't want you sitting there, which could spoil a lot, but I'm not sure people do those shared moments. Many people. It has to be our first theater and see it again. I'm not calling you guys, we talked about this before, several members of the team have confessed to seeing him with his partner the next night or we'll never tell, I won't own up to him, that's cheating people. Shame on yourself, this is serious, I'm NOT a

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, but my thing is that okay, we're ready, we press play on the barking dead and we're all excited that when you're ready to watch it, you've got guys who never Do you want to see no I'm ready here we go we put everything in its place and then we start looking and after a few minutes I look at Christie and she has her eyes closed.

I'm like Christie, she's like what. I'm just resting my eyes, she's like an old man there in the recliner with the remote wobbling on her, well two remotes my grandpa kept the remote wobbling on him so even when he fell asleep you couldn't take it and change you. the channel, yeah, I think that's cheating, so you know that if I keep watching it while she's sleeping, which I do every stage nine, twenty-five percent of all cheating happens after the partner has fallen asleep, You're a cheater and you just admitted it, you walked. Just when your wife falls asleep, listen, this is like she has to stop, yeah, no, this is like you've agreed that you're going to enjoy a great Sunday together, yeah, you enjoy Sunday and then she falls asleep, well , Do you sleep. you lose and you eat it all no you have to sunbathe yes you have to put it in the refrigerator and you have to save it for later the solution is that first you have to hit I don't know about that you need some ice water with you maybe let's go to a Clockwork Orange situation where you can just open your eyelids properly because you can't, she's ruining it for you, yeah, she's, she only knows the first half. of every episode of the shows you're watching before you start the next episode I catch up like last time on the last half of Walking Dead yeah that's me yeah I can't figure it out I gotta stop it and you gotta have another show that you watched and I think this is a solution to all the Netflix traps, you have to have a show that is just yours, each partner should have a show that is just yours, that when someone is out of town or if someone falls asleep, you can see it. that to me that's narcos again it's a little crude and then my wife says oh she doesn't want to, I know I'm not really interested in that drug cartel business and then you can see it's not in English and then she exactly and then she has these various BBC dramas, yeah, no, I was a big fan of Downton, Downton Abbey, but that's as far as I got into that world, so she has that situation, she called it Navi, like that yes.

Those who know, that's what they say. I doubt it and I want to watch it, so you either have to have a show that you can turn to and Christy falls asleep or you have to watch A Clockwork Orange, an ice cold American Horror Story. I can not see. that you just have to do that mmm okay find your program I think the solution thanks for liking to enter and subscribe yes, you know what time it is if you don't want to cheat on your partner with the book of mythology, well, you each you should get your own copy and you can do that at book of mythology dot com and click through to more mythical stuff.

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