April getting her sh*t together over the course of 20 minutes | Parks and Recreation

It better be good. I'm sorry I blew you up yesterday. I really want all my friends to be happy

together

, but the most important thing is that I only want them to be happy if you feel like you need it. to move on, I totally get it, okay, turn around, why? because I'm about to say something serious and I can't do it if I have to look you in the eyes, please, okay, now take off your shoes and use them as gloves. Okay, I'm sorry, when I started working for you I was aimless and I thought everything was stupid and boring and you turned me into someone with goals and ambition, which is really the only reason I'm thinking about what I really want and I just want to say thank you and I love you so much, that's why I've decided not to turn you into a sea urchin, which I could do because I'm a real witch with powers and I'm evil. and I hate everything I know you do.

I know, thanks April, so you have no idea what you want to do. Well, this is the good news. I'm on the case. I know some people who could help us. Come on. April, this is Alyssa from the American Service Foundation. They take young people like you who are trying to explore a new path and match them with one of the thousands of jobs across the United States that help communities. Alyssa, this is April Ludgate, the greatest human being of all time. You need to find her a job that she loves and appreciates and makes her life feel complete.

Okay, sorry, I found this crazy woman on the street and she won't leave me alone. Oh, I'm very familiar with Leslie's enthusiasm. She contacted us last year because they wanted to place some people in National Parks. Two days later, we had the whole program set up and she sent me a cushion with my face sewn on it. It wasn't my best work. Also, you changed your hair. I'm going to send you another one, okay, go solve all your professional problems. I'll wait right here, she's that girl, oh mom, hi, how was she? I'm great, I know exactly what I want to do, yes, it's Teach for America, not Habitat.

No, for Humanity, it is working with animals, no, I want to work here. I had the base. I want to be like Alyssa. I want to tell people what to do and then send them away from me. It's perfect and affects everything on my list. Creative problem. resolve to work one on one. I am one hundred thousand percent in favor of this idea. This is an amazing idea. I love this idea and I love you. They are hiring? What did Alyssa say when you said anything to her? tell him I still wanted to see if you thought it was a good idea first what a bad idea you wanted to execute something for me oh my god yes so will you help me?

Hey bro, you don't need me, you can get whatever job you want. all on your own, but obviously I'm going to look at your resume and we'll do some mock interviews and I'll pick out your outfit and everything, but you can get this sucker on your own, thanks foreigner.