Another Hour (and a bit) of Funny Moments From 8 Out of 10 Cats | Jimmy Carr

No, what do you think this audience said? I never did yu said yes, no, no, don't do that, don't help him, of course, of course, he put his hand up God loves him, he's happy just being Endor. I don't think people would say they would complain. I don't think people here complain in great English. I think we are too polite, especially in restaurants. You're not fine, I'm very polite. I'm sorry, haven't you seen your show? I'd like to say that on that show we only criticize someone's food, not their personality, it would be better to tell you, if you were, oh, that's amazing, but you're an idiot, what's the worst?

What have you had in Master Chef? Worst of all, I think we had a guy who happily roasted a quail beautifully and, for reasons best known to himself, stuck it on top of a tin of chocolate cake. I'm just not even looking, but I guess Sarah's mouth is watering so I finally can. enjoy checking out like Nando and Thon wow Sean, have you ever complained at your restaurant? I always complain, but at what point do you complain because you can complain and then worry about what will happen to your food when it comes back? Yes, you can complain to me. but I never eat what they bring unless my complaint is that this doesn't have enough saliva something is not right I don't see why it's real that's why the service is bad in this country that's why the food is bad in this country ooh, In general it is improving if you go to a service station in France, Italy or Spain.

I'm just not saying that the level of food that everyone can experience is that you can have great food, you go to a gas station in this country where the food is, it's practically like being in a laboratory or some horrible experiment, sausages and GIF or something, I just agree with you that food at the basic level, when you really want it, when you're starving, is garbage, whose rule is that? we have to put the sandwiches in the refrigerator, yes, yes, you know, in Spain they don't have sandwiches in the refrigerator and not everyone is dying of hot sandwich disease and, more importantly, who is the person pushing to everyone when they make the sandwiches. the cheese in front and you look at it it's like you know it's like imagine if you're trying to fall in love while you're running you only have your eyes to follow and you think there's no cheese there and then you open the sandwich and there's like a little hill of cheese going down.

I once bought um. I once bought a baked potato at a big food hall in Australia and uh, you travel for lunch, right? She was in Australia. and I bought uh I don't remember where and I bought a baked potato at one of those polist iring things. I opened it and while it was there was a sh shaped piece of shelvin support. I swear to God on the big potato. and I took it to the guy and he said, you know, that has nothing to do with me, man, and I stuck it behind him and there was literally a fish over it, yeah, hello and welcome to the 8 out of 10 sports special Cats, a show about poll statistics and sports this week, did you know that, for example, there are 336 dimples on a regulation golf ball, which is why they're so adorable?

The sport with the largest participation in the world is fishing, of course, many of the participants are fish and I am not happy with that. Chinese gymnast Lou Lee is the smallest person to ever compete in the Olympic Games. Lou Lee was only 4' 3 tall. We were the second smallest and 63% of people think that Serena Williams is prettier than Venus. I'm going to be diplomatic and say: I think you're both lovely guys. Your team won the World Cup first, that has to be like that. All we remember was 1966 and the golden-haired boy, Bobby Moore, raising that glass.

I like it. the way it rises alongside two world wars it's like it's of equal importance, but it's lucky we won it. Can you imagine that song as two world wars and a couple of semi-finals at England 1966, so I'm not old enough to remember it? Gabby, what was it like playing with the ball? The head was heavier then, but wasn't it? It is light now the ball moves, use skill to control it. That ball in '66 was basically like kicking a suitcase. Is it really heavy? They probably need a wheelbarrow to get over the line. The fact that they did it, the Germans, was quite an achievement.

Do you rate our chances for 2010 in South Africa? Yes, I think you know it's a bit cliché, but I think this is the best opportunity we've ever had, but of course that means we won't progress from the group plan. I just said that we also have an easy group, so Wayne Rooney is our best hope, he is the best English player. and he is also the only man who can grow a red beard when his hair is not. I think that's in its own right, that should give him a medal. It looks like I could grow it in about 4 minutes.

Oh, he becomes offensive. beard, we have been practicing penalties, although that is the most important thing, you know what I mean, I can't believe when they reach the fin. I don't know anything about football, but when they do it, you just watch the final and they're gone. I don't think I spent enough time practicing penalties. Surely that happens in the life of a footballer when he is away from the PlayStation for half an

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, he says we should try to kick a goal that can't be replicated, it's nerves, right? You know Denise has performed in front of hundreds of thousands of people you can replicate it you can't replicate you can replicate that's nonsense and I say you can't represent that intense pressure what you do is tell an England player, right? if you miss, take a penalty, we will shoot you, we know that the 66 World Cup victory will be up there somewhere, let's look at the fiscal year where, controversially, England, who won the World Cup in 1966, only came second in our poll of most memorable sporting

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the queen was of course in the crowd to support her countrymen sadly the germans lost Sean Johnny and Gabby your turn first what do you like the look of the fans please fans okay you've chosen the sports fans here's a clip to illustrate the question we are the diamonds we come from GLG we are here to play out of our way with the diamond side we come from the Glasgow city and when we hit the game we're gonna move the ball we're gonna pass and hurry up and if you get in the way you're gonna feel the crush trt Man The truth is me, we're the baddest team ever seen we can't stop when we start playing with the diamonds what we say Diamonds, eh, those are the Glasgow diamonds, they are at the top of the Clydesdale NFL and at the bottom, okay, your related question is: 11% of fans of sports would allow their sports idol to sleep with their partner.

True or false, my sports idol is a man, I don't want to sleep with my husband, oh come on, treat yourself, who is your sports idol? You know a lot of couples do this, you know you have a kind of fantasy sex where if you know them, if you both know them, they You're so far away that you know you're going, yeah, you can do it, so Kenny was Cameron Diaz and the mine was this rugby player from New Zealand, so anyway I checked into this hotel in Melbourne, you, me, went to one that's actually doable.

I like it. There's a big fucking chance. I got in there and said, you'll never guess who's in the elevator with me. It's Douge Howlet, the New Zealand player, Mie, hung up the phone. I have an agreement with my girlfriend. I ever sleep with Kylie Mano, she can do it. 11% of sports fans would allow their sports idol to sleep with their partner, who is your sports idol? Bob nud n angling, fisherman let your wife let him sleep with my wife. I don't think it will bother her for long. I think she would walk in there and start talking about different flies and casting angles and she would fall asleep.

She'd probably she'd pick up a violin and then she'd go into the tides. I'll get some good, uh, I'll get some roach in that estery. I love this MIM, he has a violin, Denise, what do you think? Who is your sports idol? I like Tiger Woods or he used to be Tiger Woods, probably Wood, he's not a tiger, I think so. a general policy on each hole a goal that you eliminate 11% of sports fans would allow their sports idol to sleep with their partner are you going I think it's false because I think it's going to be high.

It's a lie Li, are you okay? If you're going to be true, then you're going to be true, yes we will, okay I can tell you it's true, 11% of sports fans would allow their athletes to sleep with their partner. I must say that if I had to choose an idle sports car it would probably be desert Orchid my wife is in luck Jason's team you choose what you want to go for well, we have it, we have it for the Olympics, you are going to the Olympics, okay, You have chosen the Olympic rings here is your question: what did the nation prefer the Olympic Games or the World Cup?

It's a good question, isn't the thing about the Olympics like the World Cup? I like football. I like football. And you know, if you like football, then. You like the whole World Cup, don't you like the Olympics? You only like certain things, like there are some things like that. You know rhythmic gymnastics. No offense, Gabby, right. I know you did for a while. tell you that he's just a guy who has a bit of toilet paper stuck to his hands that the other thing that bothers me about the Olympic Games is that they give a bronze medal to third place as if it were gold, yes, valuable, valuable silver, valuable bronze if you had something lying around the house a thief wouldn't even bother to steal from you you have some bronze I don't have anyone to come we only have one bronze medalist who is coming today no one cares you can too if you are going to give him a medal of bronze, let them hold a toaster when they have the Olympics in the East End, yes, when they send the van load of medals, believe me, they won't have to protect the bronze medals from the local hoodies worth it.

You obviously haven't seen any of those cash-for-brass ads on the T. Okay, what are you going for? What does the nation prefer, the Olympic Games or the World Cup? Sean World Cup World Cup World Cup World Cup Okay? Going to the World Cup, what are you going to? No, I think we have to go to the Olympics, let's go for it because, well, even if it's bad, it's good, but in reality it will be bad. I can tell you that 57% of the nation prefers the Olympics to the World Cup. I hope you enjoyed those clips. If you want to watch full episodes of every 10

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