Annoying Orange - Storytime Supercut Season #1

welcome to story time I'm a parent and today I'm going to read a classic fairy tale Hansel and Gretel barking I didn't ask for your help

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anyway great okay Once upon a time there were two children named Hansel and Gretel and they They were very sad because their names were funky

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color. If you don't know the story, then don't say anything. What was that? Yes, that's what I thought. Okay, now they're bad. The stepmother hatched a plot to get rid of them in the forest. Wow, that's it. It's stupid, but Hansel and Gretel were smart on the ground behind them, they left a trail of Reese's Pieces, what no breadcrumbs, what a friend, that didn't happen and then Hansel and Gretel and him had a dance party and they showed off his big moves that didn't happen oh it's not like he has nothing to do with this we're doing Hansel and Gretel okay anyway Hansel and Gretel get lost in the forest despite the trail they left on the ground because et8 repeat a this guy but soon I found a house made of candy, that's just amazing, that's right, these eat the dirt in your house and suddenly a phenol comes out, grabs them and flies across the sky in front of the moon on his bike, no , that's 80 oranges, buddy, yeah, wow!

I'm in heaven, she doesn't do that either friend, it was a pterodactyl, that's right, there is no pterodactyl, can you let me finish? Okay, okay, so the witch takes the kids inside the candy house, once inside, she tells Hansel to go into the Criton, it's the oven, but close enough, now he's super confused because the witch wants that he stands on top of his sister for some reason, her name is Gretel, yeah, that's what I said, you said Gretel, her name is Gretel, right, rattle, rattle, rattle, what we all are. saying exactly the same thing but, don't let me finish a story, okay, just don't say something you'll regret.

Oh, Hansel and Gretel come up with a plan to trick the wicked old witch Franks, this is the part where they trick the witch. and sit on a screaming cushion, no, dude, oh, they tricked her into clicking on a video that was actually a mess right now and just let me finish the story, okay, so Hansel and Gretel come up with a plan to trick the winch. Going up to the oven they light it and that's it, they're safe from the witch witch wait the witch we've been talking about all this time which one is which which one again oh I see you're just saying the word witch a lot but which one the witch is the which stops him anyway Hansel and Gretel get rid of the witch no that didn't happen welcome everyone.

I have my cup of chocolate here and this should be an enjoyable and very relaxing story time with treats today I will be reading them. the story of Goldilocks and the three bears, yes, right? Because last time there was once a young girl named Goldilocks. They called her that because her hair wasn't really hair, just a bunch of white chain strands. a pair of gold teeth that were separated, hard looking, how sorry, pair of who's telling the story, I'm supposed to be the one telling the story and yet here I am telling it, thank you after a long day maintaining the bike securely outside the local primary school.

Box went for a walk in the woods and came across a house. No one looked like a complete creeper. Inside were three chairs, once a Fulcher, a large chair, and a medium-sized chair. No, they were all the same size. Goldilocks sat in the first chair and suddenly you realized. she was in an electric chair look at that moment she said to herself this chair is too electrified so move on to the next chair oh my god she sat in the next one and he was very comfortable until he found a lever on the side and she loved it oh, I forgot to see an ejector seat.

You're not making this up like I'm wearing her suit, although I can't wait to hear what crazy thing you have planned for this third chair. Yeah, nothing crazy, the chair was perfectly normal and Goldilocks. I realized this chair is okay, okay, now we're getting the story back on track, let me finish, a couple of Goldilocks, I realize that this chair is fine, I have another lever when she bought a spear, yes, she orbited the Earth a couple of times there because luckily she had her space suit with her, how many suits does this girl have? And they adapted well to the house's air traffic control tower along the way, making a sonic boom right next to NASA.

Frank three logs, so Goldilocks flew back to the house and kept walking. and I found three boom boxes, boom boxes, twelve boxes, a couple, you know, from the '90s. I know what they are. I just didn't realize there were boom boxes in the Goldilocks story and the three bears see there was a little boom box. a large boom box and a medium boom box. Goldilocks turned on the first one, it was playing 90's hip-hop and started rocking it, getting louder haha, then he tried the biggest boom box, that music was even the most blocked of all. but she started dancing like crazy, it was a good job, now let me guess, she played the third medium sized stereo and the music was perfect, no it didn't make it to the third stereo, the cargo bags came home.

They were green, they ate Goldilocks, yes, because they are bears and that's what bears do. I mentioned there were bears, right? Yes, you mentioned there were bears, it's just that that's the end of the story. They eat Goldilocks while she listens to '90s hip-hop, no. that's not the end, okay, remember all those cool kids who depended on Goldilocks to secure their bikes during the school day. Yeah, well, if Goldilocks left, all their bikes were stolen and they had to walk home from school. Okay, I need to take a shortcut. the forest where everyone encountered some rapids, also easily return orange.

I'm going to read the book next time you hear me orange orange where the hell did you get invited to story time with pear? Orange is buying a new kazoo right now, so we shouldn't have any unwanted interruptions while we read the story of the three little pigs and Once Upon a Saipan, but that's the orange one, it's rounded in shape and surrounds the kitchen. It's okay, just speak as it is written, although it's okay, take out the dome. Once upon a time. Once there were three little pigs and each of these little pigs had a little house to help them stay safe from a big bad word.

No, it's not a worm, it's a wolf, well, sorry, you're not reading anything, so the figis finds out about this. The wolf approaches and everyone runs to their houses. The first little pig built his house. Excuse me, I know you prefer the French pronunciation. Bulgarians, it's not the pronunciation. I have problems with the first little pig who made his house with straw. Well, my person uses. a straw, that's how he gets the snot that's playing there, you know, so the wolf is like a bastard, a big bastard pig could be comp and the pigs like it not for the butter on my chin and the wolf like, What an ass, that's good.

I'll just jump and explode and blow your house into whatever Porter's house turned into a ranch. Okay, okay, I'll move on, so whoever went to the second pig house now this pig built his house with sticks he actually built it much better than that second pig built his house to cover and comply with the regulation OS AJ oh wow, I wasn't expecting that and let me tell you, the wolf didn't show up either and was really impressed by the quality. Seeing oh Sha, a pig used it so naturally that the wolf wanted to get the name of the general contractor from oh Sha pig, so he said oh Sha pig, oh Sha pig, oh Sha pig, let me in and oh Sha pig, like If it weren't for the hair on my chin. chin-chin dog oh brother then the wolf leaves then I'll huff and puff and blow up your house and let me guess it didn't work because the house was well built and complied with the moral code of the story is over, taking your time to build a house right it's worth it in the end omg there's still a third pig we haven't even talked about yet it ends well i guess you're right ok go ahead thank you hey ozzie the one who goes to the third pig's house and guess what his high paying house was in the book, it's bricks, in my mind it's Bruce Willis.

Sorry, the pig house is made of Bruce Willis, the actor, what a bunch of them, this doesn't make sense. earn six cents if you ask me, we better go somewhere orange, so the wolf is like a little pig, a little pig and the persuader pig cut them off and he said, look, we all know where this is going, isn't it funny, Bruce, in my Willie, Willis will just leave. go ahead okay and it looks like you asked right here cats and the final house explodes like that that's not how it's supposed to end just the shockwave like crazy whatever magic i can say for sure i haven't done it right i figured it out so what is the moral of the story?

Hello everyone and welcome to story time. Orange will not be joining us today. He is busy playing with the throne he received for his birthday, so we will stay in peace and quiet to read the story of Snow White. Come on, orange. Your throne is interrupting story time. Well, since I ruined story time, let me try to help Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs, right, yeah, but please don't try to help, no, I totally know this one, I have it memorized, I swear what the hell was there a queen? who had a magic mirror and every morning the Queen asked her mirror mirror on the wall who is that bear inside the wall what would everything be like in the mirror um that's how you are you are the reflection wait and then the Queen would be embarrassed because she forgot she was back in a mirror now stop taking a penny that's not what the Queen told her mirror she asked her who was the most beautiful person in the whole country and the mirror told her it was Snow White oh that makes sense stories about business about snow, uh, yeah, and you would have known that if you hadn't called for a drone strike in your book, well, I did the past, it's the past, children's repair anyway, everyone thought Snow White was the nicest lady beauty of the whole kingdom, which they did not do.

What I know is that she was hiding a terrible secret and each of the dwarves had a very funny name. There was sneeze, sleepyhead, Jessie, daring, flashy. Dasher dancer. Comet Prancer. Cupid. Rudolph. Orange. I think some of those are Santa's reindeer, but they were dwarf reindeer anyway. The dwarfs were called Huey Dewey Louie chop suey Rhonda McDonald grimace orange fried boy those are not the names of the dwarfs you are talking about I mean where is the doctor where is he stupid well you didn't let me finish the seven dad you said way more than seven also inside the trench gun was the doctor, don't be bumpy Moby Dick Dick Tracy Tracy Morgan Morgan Freeman now you're just listing celebrities Brad Pitt Taylor Lautner midget or the Explorer and pickle what the other words were pretty sure not was actually a midget, but everyone was very polite to tell me that he was actually a pickle, that's enough, those are the motherboard friends too and their names were fine, stop collaborating and listen or just come back with my new words of adventure, we are so out of place.

Rails right now, according to your story, the Evil Queen is too stupid to know how a mirror works and Snow White is made of muttered dwarves in a trench coat, that sounds like an amazing story. What happens after, nothing happens after because that's not the story. continue the story feature more dwarves next we don't need more dwarves like Donna Michelangelo Raphael Leonardo those are ninja turtles they are actually artists from the European Renaissance Fair let me know okay this story has an ending or one because you skipped it all important about the story of the men of Snow White Woods the poisonous apple if the prince doesn't worry pants are all excited Transco fantastic lots of tea welcome to story time with pear and orange today we were going to read the story of Jack and Beanstalk , but orange already managed to blow that up, I bet it was an accident, but the joke is on orange because I expected something like this to happen, so I memorized the story last night, yeah, so I can't make up my own version. of the story this week and this week we are doing the story the way it was meant to be told and now once upon a time there was a boy named Jack, his family was very poor and one day his cow stopped giving milk because she was no longer in the mood. , so Jack's mother sent him to the city to sell the cow, but on the way he met a man with magic beans.

Jack taught him that the bean sounded really cool, so he traded the cow for them and the cat went home with an orange man. He told me what Jack's story is about, not the cow, but I thought it was called Jack and the cow cattle. Oh, it's called Jack and the Beanstalk, so enough of the nonsense about cows, okay, the cow is gone, the cow doesn't exist anymore. Part of the story now, as I was saying, when Jack came home, his mother was furious because he had changed the cow to throw the beans, she threw them out the window where they ate them well, you know, the cow immediately sprang into a giant escalation of ingestion. the cow herd to find a giant barn among the orange crowd what's up with you and the cows?

The bad thing is that I am taking advantage of thisstory, what a try, so Jack, what you're finding is like a key piece there, there was every type of milk that they are given, they rub their milk and there's all kinds of delicious grass to eat and there's a lot of delicious ones cut right from the oven. Cowboys. I don't think you know what a cowboy is. No, the boy was very happy when she came. Back home, but if anyone in this is the most disgusting story time yet, then the giant cow is like seeing my mom, the cows are amazing and the bear is ready, okay, she didn't say that, so Jake, I got Superman without Jack Jack pop, go normal. size scale and take it out the door oh my gosh Jack is down which turned out to be a really cool pet because he hooked up go please tell me that's the end well I just wanted to say I'm sorry I left Jack's story time there. eh, okay, I guess so, let me guess it's TNT, what is it?

That's a cow pie, don't walk away from me, we're going to read a really exciting story, but I promise you'll be spellbound. The Emperor's New Clothes and I'll tell you the way it's written right here, you're not going to spoil it this time, of course, orange, yes, you would do it every time. I never spoil your stories, but yes, that's what I am afraid of everything, here goes nothing Once upon a time there was an extremely vain Emperor who loved to dress in fashion. He especially loved his

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orange jersey on the orange line. Could you stop selling your merchandise?

We're in the middle of a video here, okay, okay, I especially loved wearing green Crocs and an off-brand fanny pack, man, seriously, what do you think a fashionable emperor would wear to someone as important as an emperor with the Annoying,

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brand orange bass forage, my goodness, anyway, they once hired two Weavers who promised to make him the best clothes he'd ever worn. They were referring to the Annoying Orange from week four. Sam weren't. They were actually telling him. lying to the Emperor because they were secret scammers they didn't actually know how to make clothes at all sounds like they needed to buy pre-made clothes all the annoying orange socks come pre-made now the weavers told the Emperor that they were making special cloth for him a veteran who only It could be seen by intelligent people that means it hits the orange there is no cloth, they were lying to the Emperor, they just pretended to make cloth.

There is no argument here. No, of course, the Emperor couldn't see the imaginary cloth when he pretended he could because he didn't want the weavers to think he was too stupid. to see him we pretended to put on his clothes and went out to show his new suit so he just walked around naked, he sure did and no one in the whole kingdom told him he was naked because they didn't want the effort of I think they were stupid for not being able to see his aim. They think you were naked like that. I do it every day.

Finally a little boy stepped forward and said His Majesty, why are you naked? And at that point, the entire online realm comes together really clumsily. from Noisebridge sites permission or just stop that right now those people are sporting their annoying orange attack Hello everyone, welcome to story time in this episode. I know it's The Little Mermaid, that's why I have this book in my hand. Yes, why read the book when we can? just look at the zombie, I'm really glad I mentioned that. Orange is the original fairy tale, it's very different from the Disney movie you probably know and love.

Well, I guess as long as there's a singing crab in the book, there won't be any big guts. a tidal wave I guess now is the time to weigh the version hell outta 5 memory fall wonderful once upon a time there was a singing crab who lived singing with a voice so beautiful that some bad old sea that was separated jealous of him I think he's the Little Mermaid Who has a beautiful singing voice in this story, friend you speak of? Did you hear Sebastian sing in the movie? Oh, you can't tell me that crab didn't sound fat.

You are aware that the story is about a mermaid and not a crab, right? oh yeah, totally looking for the mermaid in a second, don't be so grumpy, talk about grumpy, one day the crab surfaced on the inside, he had been walking on the flanks, he said to himself those legs look horrible, I should get me some of those. the crabs have orange legs, this is exactly why the main character is supposed to be a mermaid, no this is Dolly, as the cows see, the crab saw the old sea witch and made a train, she He gave her a singing voice and in return she gave him additional us.

We're so far from the original story that I don't even know where to start. I agree that getting this story back on track would be quite a feat. We could have contacted the Little Mermaid at any time or that she is just the main character great idea go back to the Little Mermaid who also paid a visit to the bad old man say what The Little Mermaid changed her singing voice to human what she what I found the boy who tried conquer a prince but he was with puff fire not a man of legs, turns out my babies, what the hell is the old sandwich now in possession of two stellar voices smashed into idols of Atlantis we reached the final 84 King voted for the summer boy what you said was a happy ending is a happy ending a tidal wave that sweeps the whole world is happy sure that from that moment on everyone was hey everyone welcome to story time today orange and I will be reading the story of the ugly duckling I'm not sure where oranges but he should be here any minute, unintentional accident.

He had a feeling that something like this could happen. That's why I came armed today with the backup book. I'm sorry for disappointing you. Disappointed orange. I brought a backup book. Shall we start? It's not even the same book as you. You're right, mmm, this black situation certainly puts us in a bind, very orange. I'm telling the story this time. Understood. You're here for color comments just color comments and that color will definitely be orange. That's what I'm afraid of now. Once upon a time there was a little duck who looked different from all his brothers and sisters, all vomiting in his mouth.

Forward-thinking Millennials. I could take pictures. Orange. Stop. There are no millennials taking selfies. In the story of the ugly duckling, mommy's duckling. so ugly that he lay down for a beauty nap and went into a coma. Can we please get back to the real story? Now your mom is making an ugly dumpling. They dropped him out of school and find her mother for littering. Anyway, other ducklings always made fun of him. ugly duckling his nickname wasn't pig's maw you're not reading the right book yeah, well to be honest, I'm not even reading that book. I'm making this cool anyway, according to the story I have in mind.

During school years, I was made fun of for being so ugly, okay yeah, that's not exactly bad, the other ducklings were mean to him and saying those names sounds like mush anyway, so this teasing continued for years until The Ducks got back together for their high school reunion. I got to talking and realized that none of them had heard from Mom in years. Everyone really helped show up because it had been a while since they were able to put part of it on their face and that was when a huge, elegant limousine pulled up to the meeting at most a tout mira that had grown into a beautiful swan clothes They grew up to be supermodel Cindy Crawford what you're telling me a duckling grew up to be a human supermodel from the 90's you can become anything you want to be paired with, I'm surprised but wait there's more.

Sure the handsome boy had Cindy Crawford's beautiful face, but he was even more beautiful than that. We are in line for the winners of the Westminster Dog Show, the rise of the most beautiful snake. Have you ever seen? Wait, you're telling me that AdMob grew up to have the tail of a dog and the eyes of a snake and he was beautiful because of it? Duh, I said it was a beautiful snake, right? I beautiful maybe not even. I know a word strong enough oh now it's so awesome you start vomiting in your mouth because the flow is so beautiful look at what you didn't even start to cry a blow it's so beautiful but I'm so white the way I feel it I sink bill $100 sheesh bear now that mo is the most beautiful creature on the planet he was separated so of course yeah the hunt goes up the wazoo but I'm telling you I flow I swim and it's scrooge mcduck style okay no I'm sure how. this is important for the moral of the story regarding inner beauty, but in the only welcome to story time, I am pear and this is my orange co-host.

I'm also his fake best friend, one of his closest friends, no, his imaginary friend yes. Only today we will read one of my favorite stories of all time Beauty and the Orange Beast. Do you promise not to ruin the story? I never do it. You always make the stories. I saved some extra juice. Fortunately, this is one of the best stories. of all time, so we probably won't need much juice now, so once upon a time there was a prince who was beautiful on the outside but ugly on the inside, yeah, because he was actually a list person in disguise, that's not what I mean with orange.

I mean the prince was a really bad and rude person and that's why his whole castle was put under a spell, turned into things like chandeliers and clothes, and Phil was turned into food, maybe I guess I don't really know what happened with each member. from the staff, oh my god, pear, do you think we're under a spell? Do you think we are actually royal people? They became food. No, that would explain so many things. No no. I'm thinking he was probably the court jester. and that's why I'm so funny. Oh, if the jester was actually a lizard person in disguise, that would explain why I can touch my eye with my tongue.

Stop, I won't let this become canon. Will you go back to history, please. I guess I think people lick my story better, though they were all cursed to stay in their non-human forms forever anyway. Well, I mean, you know I'll be like this forever. I'm not going to get my human things back, my arms, my legs, my social security number. orange last time we were never people you're not a character in this story okay I bet they're actually lizard people you're not Leonard's people this is just a story hmm maybe we should skip to the end okay by me I can't wait to end this train wreck so about the ending spoiler alert everyone actually the Beast yeah the moral of the story is it's a twist ending that's not how it ends the beast It wasn't beauty all the time, was it? he was a lizard person the whole time he wasn't a lizard person, of course he was, think about it, what do you think they call it a fairy tango, huh, because lizards is because they're all lizards there?

Oh, no, yes, Kevin, hello, open your eyes. wide open your train touched it with your fork blizzard tongue then we officially derailed in record time congratulations orange, you did it again you ruined another classic story if you smell me we will make my lizard person next time, I think so It will be more Disney will probably sue you for ruining one of the greatest stories ever told. They wouldn't do that with me. That would be so heartless. Well, let it go, let it go. We're done, welcome to story time. I'm your pear hostess and I'm your colors are a No, for the last time, you're not my co-host assistant, hostess, not hostess with the second oldest, not best friends, not orange, what did you do with him?

I'll just do it. tell my co-host okay, you're my co-host, whatever now, where's my book now for the story of the porpoise and the frying pan? It's The Tortoise and the Hare, oh thanks for nothing, I'll take it from here once upon a time. There was a hare that could run very fast and a tortoise that couldn't be a tortoise was the slowest. One day, while the hare was making fun of the tortoise for being so slow, the tortoise decided he had had enough and challenged us. Not really. It was just a foot race. I like fighting more.

Well, fortunately, it's not up to you now. So the hare was sure he would win the race, but that was before the tortoise launched him in a rocky style training my thighs. He must have missed the training montage episode. from the book I'm sorry, what was that about push-ups, yeah, push-ups are a staple of a teacher training montage, you know, no, no, before that, like transplants, yeah, that training montage before, okay, I know this didn't happen in the book. means more hüseyin bowl OFI wings as a hitter Fonzie will have to train if he is going to win this fight it is with the powerful babies this new wave I have ass you were absolutely ruining this story Wow, the hare knows he is going to lose unless he makes quick improvements to so we can move and get some new pegs.

Sorry for this couple of stories, well it's an abomination, but I'm actually kind of interested in seeing who wins the fight. Oh, really spoiler alert. The fights are not even close because the hair falls asleep. and theturtle wins easily no, Dan wins by overwhelming truth, I see, well, that's what I get for letting you take the lead in the story, thanks for watching everyone, we're done here, the end, goodbye, the book, yeah, It's not, brother.