Animal Expert Jarod Miller: Great Horned Owl & Crocodile - "Late Night With Conan O'Brien"

uh tell us what this

animal

is this is cool all this time it's going to be an aquatic

animal

and look uh oh you gotta be careful when it does that because that's when they're going to do it. I did not do anything. I'm sitting. at my desk you say, oh look, but look, he's going fishing, oh, look at that, now, what is he eating?, there are these little fish or something, oh, those are fish, actually they are, those They're little fish, I know what they are. fish, what is your problem, they call it, they call them, they are little fish, you are absolutely right, and how surprising, this bird is called an ibis and ibis are found in Africa, they are one of the people and look how adapted this one is guy. for fishing I mean it's even on the side of the tank but imagine in a lake I could use those lakes so they would be bigger and with more fish yeah they would be much bigger fish anyway yeah like that that he bought there. and he uses this long beak, he's practically lost interest, uh, and he's shitting on my desk, that's how he says it was hello, I thought he stopped for a second, I was wondering what he's doing now oh yeah, of course not. , this bird is so cool. okay look at the next one coming this is really amazing okay let's leave this bird here it looks pretty comfortable for the moment look what Kevin has now this is really another one let me guess what it is this is an owl, he's an owl, that's what I've been reading, I watched a nature show, look at this, he'll land on Conan, I'll put him here, put him where, put him on me, well, no, no, he's got talents.

He will bite or scratch you a lot oh yeah just keep him an inch away from my head. Scratch your face. Can I put it here near your forehead? I'll put it on your leg. What are you doing? Why are you putting it? My crotch is heavy but this bird keeps getting in everywhere I have never been so unhappy look at that bird is beautiful he is looking at me do you notice how he moved his head yes, he is like the actor in the movie? oc who keeps looking over his shoulder, someone realizes we should try playing threatening music if we can get him to look that way and then turn around, okay cut me to a side camera, now let's get him to look this way, look at this, okay, play their sideshow. here we go yeah i didn't do anything i didn't even go near that bird oh he's interested in the fish again yeah he likes that so what's cool is this um the level of your information so yeah, he likes that anyway, this is smaller.

The fattest bird likes this What kind of owl is called the

great

horned

owl because it has horns but they're not horns, they're actually feathers and they're not ears, yeah, I realized they weren't horns, huh, and he ? It also looked amazing how he moved his head, he actually has twice as many neck vertebrae as we do, so 14 of them so he can turn his head around the first fact and we're only 13 minutes into the segment you want to hear him do. a sound, yeah, can we hear him make a sound, come here real quick, this is my assistant Kevin, listen, oh hey Kevin, Kevin actually has to make the owl noise real quick, oh, I like how neither does the owl even look at him right at the moment?

Hey, damn, so who did you just bring in to make the noise or do you think the owl was going to make it? You know, I don't know, I thought the owl might have made it because actually that noise that Kevin made is exactly what the hell do you need Kevin to make that noise? Come on, did you send that guy for this? Yes, that's what he does. Okay, it's remarkable. No, no, I'm going to go to your house and shit everywhere. Look at this. Oh, I don't even know what I'm doing here Oh, there you go, thank you Dom Oh, he thought, did you see that he thought my pompadour was a pride bird, I think so, he thought it was what many animals are afraid of? this thing here look at that guy this guy what is this can I pick it up what is it this is a that's my beaver here pick it up you're a kid I have to go to

conan

and see that's my neighbor this is a beaver huh and I thought that Beavers would like to chew wood and stuff, right?

They choose, Hey, Tom, Grandma, it's a real fast log, now look, look, what's this? The guy who was brought in to hold a log, yeah, he's amazing, but. When you touch this beaver it's something like feeling it look at this log could you look at this look? This is what this beaver did. He made this vlog. Is incredible. Wow, he took the crust off. Yes, but that's how it is. Are you going to do just by showing the registrars? What does the beaver do? I just want to show you the record. It was cool, but we could have imagined what a log looks like.

Let's log in. Buy the record. a seat on a plane but look at this uh here hold them like this look at this tail you also have to show everyone this tail this tail is amazing and look at this it feels like it's a crispy pancake or something it's not that amazing touch right and it which is amazing, crispy pancakes use this for your turns, they are so fancy and complicated the lexicon, but the good thing is that they are actually little engineers and beavers can use this to do it, you smell them too. that funny smell not really, I don't smell anything, you don't smell they have this oil everywhere and this oil is what keeps them warm, but if you have it honestly, your hands will stink for days, no. okay, cool, cool, it's exciting, it'll be cool when jessica alba comes out

late

r in the week, but instincts, yeah, but honestly, if a beaver bites you, yeah, they could go through a broomstick, can you imagine?

What do they do to a finger? unbelievable worse than a broomstick worse than a broomstick okay, we gotta keep moving, let's slap this guy, okay, let's move on and uh, okay, thanks tom, okay, what's next? Oh my gosh, okay here we go here we go here we go look at this guy now this is another amazing aquatic animal this is a

crocodile

but did you just realize that or well this is this is a

crocodile

look at him wait wait wait you got the control of this thing, it won't be him bite your finger look at those biters look at this now see what you think make sure you have a good grip here I have a good grip this oh

great

I'm holding the sausage it's true, but what I wanted to demonstrate I see, I see you were ready to put your are ready to play are you ready are you ready to put your finger in his mouth okay ready I'm very disappointed in everyone to

night

okay oh look at that, are you sure I'm okay, yeah, go?

Go ahead, okay, now look at that look at the end of that, can you imagine that was your finger? It would be amazing, I was imagining something else, but okay, it's my foot, people are sick, I have a brother who does that, just take a big bite and just leave it there for a while, my saliva will dissolve it, oh, not yet eats it, it's just sitting there, not because, how does this animal survive in the wild and you have to chew that, man, but okay, now again Nile crocodile, the jaws believe it? If this was a finger, it definitely could do it and now they have about 100 pounds of pressure on their jaws.