Animal Expert David Mizejewski: Baby Jaguars & Binturong - CONAN on TBS

These guys are only seven weeks old, but when they reach full growth they are

jaguars

, by the way, these are

jaguars

, the largest cat in North America. When they are adults they can crush your skull with their jaws and in fact that is how they kill their prey, let's see when they can come back and crush me. You know, we'll bring it back in a year and then we'll see how it works in a year. Leopards will kill me in the air, yes. Well, they're not actually leopards, they're jaguars. Sorry, I wasn't even listening. Sorry, I mean more about making a joke than listening to instruct.

Uh, they are beautiful. You say they are how many weeks old. They're about seven weeks old, they're sisters, and what most people don't realize is that you know the Black Panther, the

animal

is not a real species, it's just the melanistic form of this little girl here, the exact same

animal

. That this. only she has the dark color pattern if you look really close you can see she likes you this is my Tiger Beat extension right here let's see if we can get let's see if we can get them to eat oh oh they're hungry so let's go.

Look, you should get one of those to use as a makeup applicator. Oh wait, a tassel. Okay, keep it there. I don't know how to do this. You're doing it, just hold it like this. I fed my kids frozen pizza when they were born so they ate it, yeah they make horrible noises but the thing is these guys actually live in the US, sometimes they show up in Arizona and you know, the national wait, they leave it, they meet, they are not there. They are found in the United States, believe it or not, these guys used to be found all over the country hundreds of years ago, we wiped them out, destroyed their habitat, but now they live in Central South America and Mexico and occasionally they make it to Arizona , but you know they are endangered and endangered, they deported them immediately Yes, well, yes, sometimes it's not right, but yes, the National Wildlife Federation is about protecting our wildlife and we could use well as much help as possible so I hope you meet the people.

I'll see these critters and want to support our cause, look at this one, she's like in a sorority park, she's just going to town on this, our little sister, good Lord, now they say when they grow up they can attack a human? They do, but surprisingly, of all the big cat species, jaguars are the least likely to attack a person even if they can, and like I said, these guys are incredibly strong, their bites are some of the strongest ever. all big cats and They could cause serious damage, but they never actually attack people, which is good, right, yeah, that's good, which is good, right?

I don't know if you want the humans to be attacked or not, okay, look what you did, you made a mess everywhere. I hope you feel really bad, I think they're done with their bottles here, so it's okay, they are absolutely beautiful animals and I shouldn't have this one as a pet. It's true, you shouldn't have these guys as a pet, how long before my life was in danger, seriously, about 6 months, then you wouldn't really be able to handle them and I'm a pretty strong guy and pretty fast when I fight with cats, yeah, I don't think so, okay.

This one is like I want to kill him now and I'm sorry, okay, you better go, this animal is called bintang and let's see what his name is bintang. Let's see, yeah, bintang, they, they, them. from Southeast Asia, let's see if she can come, don't be lazy, she wants me to hold the banana for her instead of holding it herself, but tell us, I don't even know what this animal is, what a binton is, okay, so this is a kind of animal called is like a made up animal, yeah, you know what they look like. Can I pet him?

Can I pet him very gently? Yeah, why would he attack me? You know what thing with a mouth can bite and these guys actually have it? You know, very sharp teeth even though they like to eat, this wasn't a disgruntled essay at all, let's see, I'll do anything to get in the door, so here we go, there we go, now she's going to eat the banana , so anyway this is an animal called. un civit, they live in Southeast Asia, okay, and um civit is a group of animals that live in Asia and Africa, so most Americans have never seen them before, but they look like something out of a Dr.

Seuss or maybe from Jim Henson's Creature Shop. true, yeah, it doesn't even seem like a plausible animal, no offense, but where does the animal live and what are their secret powers?, that's how they live, they live in the TR, they can trick you into peeling their banana. I know well what they are. They are other secret powers that the most important thing is that I don't know if you can smell that they smell like buttered popcorn. I think it's just that we have buttered popcorn here, so no, it's just their natural smell and, you know, it's just them. uses that scent to communicate with each other, Mark's scent and that kind of thing, it just so happens that it's a species that smells something good to us, most animals that smell smell a little bad, so it's a evolutionary trick in the dark think.

We are in a movie theater and then they attack us and destroy us. You know, that's a very smart way to survive in our modern world. There is another. Your enemy may smell like a KitKat bar and trick us into my shelter. Don't cross, you want, you want to feed a grape, yeah, sure, what do I do? I just put it gently like this, oh okay, I thought there was a tri, let her eat that one, okay, yeah, so what's wrong with me and the animals? Today I love grapes, here's one from Conan, so these guys live in a tropical forest, they want that one, there you go, thanks.