Amy Schumer Answers Ellen's Burning Questions

We're back with Amy Schumer. It's time to play Ellen's Burning Questions. I am going to read a question and you will answer. The first thing that comes to mind, okay? After answering the question, you will press the button and continue. The button doesn't really do anything. It doesn't make sense, but it's exciting to do it. Alright? Finish this sentence. I feel pretty when... I'm naked. Something no one knows about you. I am an elf. I wish I wasn't afraid of... Trying drugs. Try a lot of drugs. I'm afraid. Yes. Do you have anything? You should be.

No. Something you're obsessed with right now. The great British baking show Bake Off. Something you hate and everyone else loves. Rod Stewart. Do you hate Rod Stewart? As? How long has this been going on? My life. Do you have... what's up with "Maggie May" and "Mandolin Wind" and...? Can we get back to the

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? OK. The craziest place you've ever had sex. My butt. What's the last thing Jennifer Lawrence sent you? Oh, she said, do you want to have dinner tonight? Where are you right now? It doesn't matter, I can't have dinner. I have other plans.

Even before you text him. Who is your favorite Kardashian and why? Oh, they change. But right now, Kim right now. I think it's really cool that she started helping to try to end gun violence. Alright? Yes. Good for her. My spouse gives his best... Head. I just have to tell everyone that her mother is in the audience. Listening to all this... Oh, that's right. Your mom is just... Did you forget? I forgot it. Can I remove the butt stuff and everything else? No no? No. I think she's heard worse. OK. Believe me, I have it. I'm sorry, Mom.

The last lie you told. Who was my favorite Kardashian. What do you think your dog thinks of you? I think she thinks she should shower me more. Who was your childhood celebrity crush? Joey from The New Kids, and still stands today. Someone you would like to do a love scene with. Joey from The New Kids. Today. What would your signature fragrance be called? She should shower me more. What part of your spouse's body is your favorite? It's a tie between her penis... no, it's her penis. What part of your body is your favorite? My penis. Oh Lord. "I Feel Pretty" premieres Friday.

You should go see him and take your people, your daughters and your wives. It's a beautiful... Dogs. Take dogs. You all should go see it. Is very good. I feel pretty, it opens on Friday. Hi, I'm Andy. Ellen asked me to remind you to subscribe to her channel so you can see more awesome videos, like videos where I freak out or say embarrassing things, like a hammer. And also some videos of Ellen and other celebrities, if you're into that kind of thing. God