Am I out of touch? No. Its the kids that are wrong.

that it was a place, actually, what is it, oh, once you run, it's irrelevant, what is it? just randomly in one of Friedman's labs behind the big door, but how do you plan to find that lab easily with this map? Okay, you're going, why the hell does this guy hate maps? Hey, hey, my map, that's my map, wait, what are rivers? rats you see those things are called fish devil what the hell you don't know this what do you see these river doodles are huge youLook at these river cats, these cats are swimming underwater, I swear to God, we are about to die.

Dangerfield daddy is swimming in the water, so we have to be real close to the end, yeah, let's go down and suck. Friedman left and he's going to give us the keys to his car. What an ending on both counts. It would be great if it was like expectations subverted. You go there. He says, "Fuck me, you can get out of here." do it and he says, here you go,

kids

, throwing away the keys to his mercedes, yeah, he gives you a no-strings-attached high-five, that was it, you survived, weirdo, health school sucks, oh Walton, stop, give me the antidote or you Shooting. started to mutate, they're just monster energy drinks, yeah anyway, this is the end, the final boss fight is, the director's brother has turned into some kind of tentacle monster and then he spends the whole fight punching seductively on Ashley's butt all the time. which is what if I was a giant monster and I had the ability I would be doing the same thing I can't blame them there uh urban legend says that uh miyazaki was actually so in love with this boss fight and dark that he said hey I want to have a similar dumb boss in my next Dark Souls game and that's how the betta chaos was created, but that's mostly a wild guess.

I know it's a wild guess because I just made it up, but the bosses are very similar, you have to admit. Damn son, the library collapsed on them. There's a subtext there about the weight of knowledge, maybe just or or, but there are a lot of fancy schools that are actually poorly built, yeah, kind of, so the game ends with Stan finding the cure. He's the only person who wouldn't want to manage this. I'm going to take two in case, dude, he sees my dad do this all the time and then after he yells his ass off, then he goes in to grab the full briefcase. from the cure and then he turns into uh neo from the matrix, he likes a dive shot, he's pretty badass and then he starts playing a 41 in the back, which I can't show you because it's copyrighted, but it's a bop, uh, everything.

Overall, I don't know what to think of dark, I don't know about you, but I can have fun playing anything as long as I do it with a dear friend and that's what this game was like. I was playing with Bissell. snap, he's a fun guy, I can't think of a single game that isn't fun to play with friends, but I think the best thing about this is that I discovered steam remote play together or whatever, and now I really want to. to delve into weird and shitty games that can be played remotely, so if you have any suggestions let me know and that's it, let's see.

I guess I can end this with a funny clip from my podcast. which you can check out in the description if you'd like, Brian, I think Poobs already heard most of the story, oh god, but I ordered an Oculus mission, oh, you actually got it, right?, oh, you found the neighbor that I stole Yeah, okay, so I ordered this and then Oops it was like it was going to be delivered today and I saw the Oops guy get out of his truck, walk to my neighbor's house with a mission-sized box of Oculus and Brian, it's you? what you got there buddy okay cookies okay I'll finish the story right so because you let me assume what happened you judged you know the name of the color for stealing your package and then they didn't and now you.

And that's what happened and you went there and you said I know you haven't shown me you have it and then they said I didn't steal your package, buddy, and you say I know you did. I saw you receive a package and then Oops delivered it today when we were streaming earlier and I told this story to my chat. I'm 99 sure they definitely silenced me. Have you heard the story yet? I didn't hear, no, I didn't hear. I just assumed that's exactly what's similar to what happened wow, okay, anyway, no, okay, first yeah, he walks over and hands my neighbor an oculus-sized package.

He goes back to the stupid oops of him. He drives like he stops in front of my house. He stops and looks down. clipboard and then he says hmm and then he keeps driving, I think he realizes he says damn, I delivered this to the

wrong

house and then he kept going, I went there and I knocked on the door, no one answered, not a soul answered, the house is. Full of 12 year old girls, there were like four there and I was like these broke, these are playing with my screams, yeah, anyway I went home and watched a documentary about uh Ted Bundy and I was like, how did he break ?

In that sorority house again he came in through the kitchen window, yeah, so I jump over the fence at night and crawl in through the kitchen window. No, I'm kidding, I go home and I'm looking like it's the Oops, oh no thing. I complained about it on Twitter, ups support texts me and they're like, "Hey buddy, file a claim, please delete it, please, they say you should file a claim." I went in there and to make a claim, it's the most swords I've ever seen in my life. The first thing they want to do is say, "Hey, give us the address of the person who sent this and all the information about him." Who sent this?

That's what they ask. It is a business. No, you're up. You should know this. Why do you ask me? You took the package. I don't know who sent it and if I look for Oculus headquarters, it's in California. But they're asking for some place in Kentucky, I don't know who it is, they have a phone number, I call it, the phone number is disconnected, nothing exists anyway, so I walk there, I like it, I see that the mom receives at home and she is alone unattended in the front yard and you had very useful training, mom monitored, yes, very useful training from the doctor there and I say, listen, I saw you received a box, I know you have a box , I saw you guys, woman. and she's like Jesus Christ, I want to eat you, I want, I'm sorry, I want to see your box.

Honestly, I was a little forward with her. I thought, look buddy, I'm supposed to get a very important appointment. package there's a lot of PR porn out there that I want to be a part of and I saw they delivered a box to you. I thought as if I had never received it. I thought: did you get something? and she says no and I say, well that's funny because I saw a box delivered to your house that was the same shape on the inside. She's like she didn't receive any package yesterday. I ask him: Are you serious?

She says. I seriously mean it. We did not receive any packages. So I went. at home and I told Abby I was like this she was lying to my face yeah I saw him deliver a box to her house so I'm worried about that dude I'm like I'm waiting for the husband to get home so I can leave. there and yell at him and probably get me beaten up in the front yard because he works out and he's a pretty big guy and I was at his lowest point in terms of confidence, confident that I saw myself in the ring. footage of the doorbell because I went to see if the oops guy yeah, the oops guy came to my door and I saw him and I saw a video of me leaving and I looked like a sweaty madman ahead I didn't mention it in the middle of our, uh, our broadcast from before, poop, Abby came in and she was like here you go and I was like where did you get this?

She's like the neighbor two houses down gave it to me. She said they handed it over to this god. She actually she was seeing the. Oops guy, these two people have driveways next to each other, they have houses with opposite layouts, so Oops guy was walking ten feet further than he thought and he went to the house. You didn't even check two doors down, yeah, no, me. I just started this new one and like they're my new neighbors and everything and they're probably like wow, this is weird, yeah, it was the black ones, man, no, no, it's not those, it's not those people that I have.

I've been nothing but nice to those people, yeah, I've been very nice to those people, those people, yeah, I haven't thrown a single rock at their window yet, hey man, yeah, I still haven't told them to leave the city not once, yes. I'm so kind I'm so unstoppable I hate