Alternate Universe Snacks Taste Test

If you can dream it, you can eat it, let's talk about that mythical good day here in our little piece of the

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, our little human brains spend countless hours theorizing about our own dimension, our purpose within it and the very fabric of our own reality long ago. has been like a rainbow or a whirlpool and has multiplied, he likes wampum hats and if there are other realities, what kind of good food do they have, so today we will find out by playing God and defying the universal laws of physics to try real foods from alternative

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It's time for the fourth part of multiverse munchies we are gentlemen and scholars so you can trust us when we tell you that if we can think of something then it must be something real in some parallel dimension, that's the baby of the multiverse so one Once again we have stretched our good mythic imagination and come up with some

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and then the mythic team went out and tracked down these

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and brought them back to our dimension and now we are preparing to find out if each Monty multiverse is from one delicious dimension to through death or if it's an efficient snack, okay, first, there's an

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dimension where they don't have the little candies that we call nerds, but they have jocks John, they're bigger jocks, they come in a bigger box. okay, take it out, take it out, ladle, okay, so they told me to be nice, yeah, you gotta be nice to Josh, they've traveled a long way, yeah, apparently in this dimension, in high school jocks, no look at his adolescence. years they continue to get stronger and more toxically unable to examine their inner emotional life oh my god they're a little big Wow okay they smell like nerds but now they feel like jocks don't leave them lying around your sexy mom. okay, yeah, that's right, you know how they did it, we dance it, we do it to me and now we sink it, you're going to take such a big bite, I love a nerd, you understand, they have apple oak, huh, yeah, I feel like it's going to go?

I'm going to break up some space hmm if the inside a little lighter color the mouths are so hard to bite into The mountain is very soft and completely gay leads the way to my mouth very crispy on the outside um if you've ever had a nerd , imagine it whole much bigger and that's exactly what's happening in my mouth right now is that it's just 100% sugar no it's a cream of tartar of egg white and sugar and the special nerds flavor is okay because it has another natural flavor that will be great,

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s like 100% sugar oh did it make my mouth purple?

I have an athlete's mouth now I have Jacmel now in this alternate dimension it's an STD they become what they call them now what's the prophecy? eyes it's an STD them 2020 I'm trying to talk they turn everything drinking and eating into games um and that's what we're going to do here oh god look at my fingers I have sporty fingers it's an STD so let's play let's play jock pong, they turn everything they eat into games so they don't do it. I have to connect socially or interpersonally now I want to let you know something like your jock balls are going to stain my shirt if you hit me.

I'm not getting another one of those just to let you know look I'm not oh okay so it's kind of like you hold it between your forearms and then you want to go first oh it's my fault your fault I think I came up a little short now You have to push hard, it's my fault, it's your fault, okay, try again, look what you did to my shirt, I got it, I have a stain on my shirt, I'm an athlete, I don't need math, it's an STD. , hit me one more time, how many times can I say STD now?

You've reached your limit now basically we're trying to figure out if this isn't a cringe or not if I make him miss a snack it's just that it's a delicious dimension okay it's cool yeah we agree jocks are a delicious dimension. Alright, Cinnamon Toast Crunch is an essential part of a sugary breakfast, but there's an alternate universe where cinnamon toast has never been invented and in that timeline every generation is a generation of Millennials and everyone eats their brunch starting at noon. until noon and that's why. his favorite cereal is avocado toast, he cries, yes, and in this particular universe, this is the official cereal of white people, okay, let's see what we have here, serve it well first of all, yes, we have some dressing .

Thank you, salt, pepper, just cetera, yes, yes, come on. Back to that thing that goes up here oh look oh wow it looks like it's sprinkled with avocado now I only like fish food but no, there's still hope oh my god, it smells like the fish have fish, those little guppies That thing now, each one of these in that dimension costs Bitcoin, yeah I get it, if we try one or if they have Bitcoin we should go ahead and serve Lizzie's cereal, the cereal should be eaten, yeah well I'm not going to put that in. with the milk, yeah, well, I'll pour it, it's karma, so here we go, it looks great.

I'm going to move on. I'm going to go ahead and put some seasonings on it because just based on the smell that came out of the box. needs toppings now these toppings are red chili flakes, salt and pepper, which is what you put on avocado toast, right? I'm going to do it. I'm going liberal, okay. I think everyone who eats avocado toast becomes liberal, yes, you take a big spoonful right now. I think I'm afraid my skirt is missing and, boy, oh, it may be too far left for me, turning me into a paste. Look, why do you give up?

It was avocado, not seaweed, it's dehydrated avocado that apparently just turns. in algae Yeah right, hmm, oh my gosh, are you sure you didn't find an old aquarium and scrape the inside? I've sprinkled some cinnamon toast crunch. I think I did that for another episode. Listen, here's the problem, because with all Millennials it isn't. about eating it, it's about posting it on Instagram. I'll take a selfie here and we'll have some. We really love it, even though we hate it. Keep it closer so you know. It seems like it's about the bowl, but it's actually about us, couple. more of those, okay, well, that on our Instagram so you can make us feel better about ourselves.

Okay, crispy avocado toast is definitely an inventive snack in our universe. We have jalapenos, sometimes fried, sometimes roasted, always delicious, but. like a little sparkle missing some kind of janessa punch yeah french in an alternate universe they have jalapeño partypop so we have a regular party popper to show what they do yeah so just for a refresher your memory, hey, oh, that was that. nice mm-hmm stinks very little, smells like I can't stop smelling it even though it stinks, don't try to get through TSA after touching this stuff, okay, so this is a universal party man, yeah, so take it.

In fact, I've loaded popper stuff inside a real popper inside a jalapeño and I'm going to put this in your mouth, do you know how about if I put it in your mouth first? Well I'm already holding it uh yeah walk and I'm RTR you made another one let me do a little quality

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here well you know just serves as a reference point you also have a guard and you have much bigger mouths , so I'm more precise, so I want to say that's all it's really a heading here, so I'll try to put my tongue on it - ah Figgis, so it's not this rule, you don't want a cheese plug shoved in your part back of the throat, no, so I'll do it.

I'm a talker, face me some more, okay, you're ready, I'm too close, wait, that's too far and don't make me nervous, hey man, you just want to use two glasses, no, okay, sure what a meme and open the mouth. as big as you can three two what torture did you do it I took it out I put it in a little you know what they don't always explode this could explode at any moment not only I want you to know it's like a grenade at this point so I'm going to put it in front of you and go to another, let's face them, okay, you're ready, seriously, I think I thought too much about that, open your mouth.

I thought about it a lot too, just open your mouth, okay, hey, now. I have an idea what I have to do, it just doesn't come out, it doesn't come out or if someone could, some of them I looked again, look at that, but I'm not going to trust your shoes because I know you pee on them. I saw your shoe yesterday it was when I washed my hands I came back from the bathroom he said you have a little you have a little jingle in your shoe okay come closer I was getting what I don't want ah well you did it, I'm not what it is what you don't get into things, you have to be at least six inches while you go blind here, oh, you almost got it, I got it, I got the paper chewing, I was like I had an alibi and stuff. it

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d like paper it's down here there's someone my crotch no, you know what I'll say, burn it a little though, I went off the paper, it tasted great and it was fun.

I imagine it would be a very good moment at a party. Oh yes, people like to shoot each other in the face, yes, so I think we agree that this is a delicious dimension. You know, sometimes the alternate universe is right next to our legendary new state-of-the-art kitchen after watching this video. Check it out and watch Josh make Cheeto Apple Pie. What he did do now, in this timeline, we love hot sandwiches and I'm not just talking about Shawn Mendes. I'm talking about fiery cheetos but there's an alternate universe where I hate spicy snacks but they love icy cheetos oh yeah they're so cold they have a cloud coming out of the bag when they're in cold clouds okay now you'll use a tweezer, yes tweezers, everything touches these directly, keep in mind. this is Chester Cheetah this is Chester the snow cheetah oh yeah we don't have snow cheetahs we don't that's cool but now we have Josh how did they make them?

So they made little crispy corn logs and then sprinkled them. powdered sugar and powdered menthol, a little bit of blue food coloring, so you should have a nice, refreshing bite, a nice, crunchy cut that's refreshing, what's mint, they're still like a Cheeto believer underneath it all that like menthol, a nice mint bonus. I don't know which part is the cheeto which part is my teeth you know I'm starting to get a little worried about what's going on give me an O give me a bigot I like a B again you don't want McGirt I want some girth yeah now in this dimension Guy Fieri's hair is blue and on February 1st, if he wakes up and sees a shadow, it will be winter for about eight more millennia, oh that's scary, really good, yeah, I'll give you the thick part first . very minty, it makes you gosh, a little strong, it doesn't give you a cheeto breath in the same way, it's a little different, it feels like you've been smoking some menthols or you know, chewing on some. bubblegum, whatever you prefer, it's like a cheeto and a cough drop combined, which I think is pretty brilliant.

I love it, what do you think? I don't like it as much as a spicy Cheeto, but it's good, it's a good alternative, yes. I'm saying yes, I'm going to vote yes, so we're saying that frozen Cheetos have a delicious dimension, okay, so we've learned that in some alternate timelines, athletes can be sweet avocados, they can't be cereal, Jalapenos can be wonderful and Cheetos are the best dish. served cold mm-hmm thanks for subscribing and clicking that bell you know what time it is to watch well mythical more info on POV hey I got it all click the link above to watch us compete in the nerd challenge of the chopsticks, oh God, and I do know where the wheel is. below the gallery goes, but to make six cheetahs from the bag and then you only need a couple because they are good oh-oh, my bag broke, why did that happen?

I don't know, Josh, what's going on? It's a good point.