All 3AM Challenges Are Bad

three in the morning, the scariest hour of the 24, is the time when the hash-throwing killer will come out and masturbate you too hard if you've been naughty, you thought the 3 a.m. challenge was going to happen. was dead, you thought it was finally safe to sleep with both of them. With your eyes closed, you thought you didn't have to worry about receiving a late night phone call from a Ouija board while coloring in your coloring book, you thought well, that's the trend of the 3 a.m. challenge. She is super dead, but there is still a man, a brave one.

Hero a martyr still trying to squeeze the last bit of juice out of him still trying to milk the dry tits of the 3am challenge m. his name is station J just makes his shitty 3 a.m. content. m. for those who don't know what it is just where limp dick two youtubers just exploit whatever big meme or trend is happening at 3am. like don't send a fax to dominate 2 Cosita at 3 a.m. don't say freddy fazbears name three times in your bathroom mirror while turning the lights on and off, don't call wat oh at 3am. Because I might ask you to run.

Just stupid like that. Stations J, the last one I know of, still does it, so let's go ahead and tune in to their newest upload by calling ourselves on FaceTime at 3:00 AM. m. went wrong, well I'm hooked now, what a terrifying concept. I would never use FaceTime in broad daylight, let alone at 3:00 a.m. m. Station J is a fearless champion of petty savagery. Hey J, was it you or your stunt double that got arrested at Disney? I didn't read the story of the reasons, but when I typed your name into Google when I was trying to figure out why your Twitter account was banned, this is the first thing I appeared, it is rumored that if you call yourself no.

It's not like that and what do you mean it's rumored? I never heard that rumor. Where did you find that in the scary ghost story campfire section on the Minecraft forums that likes the family with light up buttons? If this video reaches 50 dozen legs, I'll do it. I turn on my video camera at 3:00 a.m. I never know what could happen there, that video, well I think that idea sucks creepy, so I'm going to go ahead and leave one of these bad boys right here, bang, okay, so he'll call his own. number guys, no one calls his number so as not to ruin his damn phone number.

I'm so scared dude this keeps ringing this is crazy bro guys I once sent an email to myself my own email address I got it in my sent folder and my inbox folder entrance was crazy, damn, this is crazy, what we are seeing right here Jesus Christ Station J and well, station J, idiot clone similar to the station, they are pioneers, this is crazy, you see, type action, I can't do this. working right now what's going to happen what's going to happen Oh honey, all those years of high school drama are really paying off here real method actors here watch out, the Oscars are going to sweep every category it's amazing what they've done done here with this performance I feel like I'm watching one of those old Joker impression videos from 2008 where a lot of people in their bedroom or doing bad Joker impressions, except this is multiplied by 10, well luckily I'm not part of your family until now. so I'll tell you what they're going to say, but if I had to hazard a guess, they'd probably say you're crazy and suffering from a schizophrenic episode.

What do you mean you knew it was going to go wrong, right? exactly how you would like it to play out. I'm going to go ahead and suspend my disbelief and pretend to be a brain-dead four-year-old and accept that this is real, so on a conceptual level, wouldn't you? call and have them answer I don't think you meant to call and absolutely nothing happened oh we're going to FaceTime our own number at 3am. oh, they didn't answer well, remember to press the like button to try it, okay? I'll call mine and tell Jordan about the double world that's coming.

I'll just tell him we're sorry and try to stop him from copying Danny Phantom's shitty tattoos around here with a bulletproof plan. I will call him. the ghost dimension the doppelganger world and I asked them not to come and I will apologize, you apologize anyway the doppelganger world is probably boring, you probably just made their night probably sucks there, especially since I have to be your dumb doppelgangers, They are probably happy since there is nothing to apologize for, oh my god, tell them not to come, oh my god, oh my god, well, I mean it has to at least be a little embarrassing to film, right?

You have to feel some level of embarrassment sitting here for a long time. Two minutes trying to figure out what those lines down the back of his ear are. At first I thought it was like a bird because there is a bird just to the left, but that wouldn't make any sense because birds don't go out of their mouth and especially not that often like that, the only explanation I could think of that made sense for the tattoo is that the artist must have fallen asleep while getting the tattoo behind the ear and just made those lines while they were falling asleep, oh now. this is how you do a jump scare poorly, jump scares are usually pretty bad but this one somehow takes the cake for being the worst.

This almost feels like a mic drop on the jump scares. board like you know, when Gangnam style got big and your parents started doing it and then everyone wanted Gangnam style to go away, that's what Jay Station just did the jumps. I have nothing to say about it, I really like it, I almost fell over. about opening the door trying to be like a scary double walking in. I can already see the script note for him. Well, I'm revealing a lot more. They clearly didn't have a script for this because this is all just brothers. man banger on, that's all the dialogue here, but I can already imagine what they were saying, how should I open this door, how can I make it scary, okay, why don't you just, you know, open the door?

Oh, okay, that's good. idea, I'll make that duct tape and scissors on your sink counter, yeah, at some weird station J. I think the guy we're following behind the camera might actually be his double. Oh, this is quite a mess. Jay is in a quick moment to ask him questions. just the real Jordan Minh no, he's okay, tough guys, how small my cock is, so I hope you were wearing your diapers because you definitely needed that, he definitely got dirty good. There's the 3m challenge, as you can see, it's still horrible, so yeah.