Ali G - Economics and Selling Stocks High

Shaky like a Polaroid photo, look at this, I'm here with none other than my main man, the doctor shoots them, he was the chief economic advisor to a guy called President Auto and he was also Lindy Johnson's budget director and she was the president , no, what is a He and it is Lyndon. Let me do the game again, so do it. Okay, check it out. I'm here with Dr. Shoot he was an economic advisor to President Carter and also to President Johnson, who was a man, so

economics

is very important in this, yes, you know, it's where you make your money, you will get rich, You will become poor, you are unemployed, you have a job, come on.

Talk about the notes, why do they put pictures of Gaylords on the bills? Head of who, of crazy men, as you know, men who almost owe, they don't know what, I'm not surprised, they don't like this block here, yeah, come on. boy, he was a famous general, he was president, he was a Gaylord, oh but come on, he has the same haircut as Mehnaz, so what the hell do I have to do with that? He'd say you look pretty weird with your hair. Well, because you better be told face to face a Shimano for him, wouldn't it be empty instead of having a $5 bill and a $10 bill, having like a $5 44 bill and a $16 bill 89 and so on? a $22 11 bill and like a $5 bill forty feet already well made or like a hundred and eighty two thousand dollar bill 250 million that way you wouldn't have to carry any extra change in it, so you go to a store and you have You have a $52 and $0.64 bill in your pocket, well, and we hope it's just a dream right now, suppose you did and it turns out that when you got the bill the price was not fifty-two dollars and 64 cents, But fifty-two dollars and sixty-five cents, how would you pay it with the $52 bill? 65 cents you don't have a bow at once, thank you, right?

You would have to have thousands and thousands of bills in your pocket. What is the stock market? I want to have a company that produces toys. What is this? Because you've had enough of politics and

economics

. I know I just want to make money. I will, but I have a good toy. I know what you sell. Where is? But I got it, I'm just any toy, I'm just giving you an exciter, is it one of those robot dogs? Yeah, let's say there's something like that, who knows because it's already good, we just say it's better. What do you want to do in the toy sector?

Don't you think economics is already interesting? No, I'm giving you an example. Okay, I'm trying to tell you what investing means and why you need

stocks

. Oh, you don't want to go into the toy industry. Well, I don't want to do it myself, but I'm trying to give you an example. I guess I think this is so cozy. I did it. It would have been a loft. Well, I'm sure he would have because he would know how to make them, but let's assume. I died and had a great idea. I have a friend. I have a nice toy that he designed and I think it will work and be worth it.

Let's not assume I'm just giving an example. I just made it up, oh, I just made it up. There is a difference in the price they buy, some chick will sell it, yes the lower you buy it and the

high

er you sell it the more money you will make but the problem with

selling

things when you were

high

is that sometimes you get really bad deals. Like one time, when I was high, I sold my car for 24 chicken mcnuggets and it was wrong to do it, but it wasn't a high. Not me, I was totally. He was masked.

Amsterdam we had in the middle of the smoke like a bunch of that and then it was like I was really angry and my dangerous partner Dave said, "Can we have your car?" that's because you were really high, yeah, but I'm not talking about you, I'm talking about the stock, the price is high, oh, so you shouldn't be high when oh no, don't be high, that's a real rule. Don't be high when you buy and sell things What is a PIN number? You have to have a PIN number to work at the ATM. What is the best PIN number?

Is it likely that your house is a number that means nothing? You can't tell me, but is it 1984? No, that's my point, it's the 1980s, but no, if it were, you need a PIN number. It's the best, not this one, I don't know which bed it is, it doesn't matter. a 9 an 18 you know, I know it's something complete with eights, what you want is a PIN number that no one else knows, so don't choose a year, don't choose your birthday, you choose some number. two has no meaning six five nine eight 26:42 35:15 what was that six five nine a yes 32:15 32:15 eight nine five four which of those I just invented I'm making it an eye in the shape of a fire I don't does, he does, I'm doing you all, listen, pay attention and be careful with your cash if you want to use blink, hold it with true respect, yeah, your sweat, right?