Adventures of Buttman #32: THE FARTVENGERS!

Okay, I understand you fell 30 stories down here, but you don't have to be so melodramatic, stop it, you're just looking for sympathy, fart, boy, hey, you want some sex, that fixed it, yeah, that fixed it, good grenades , health, dizziness. I bet you didn't know, excuse me, no, you died, no, what a sweet and unnecessary dive, Bigfoot, okay, very funny, it's your first day on the job, we have a lot of really important things to do, okay, would you stop diving? Diving is not on the agenda. For today let's go find some more buddies, okay, oh that window was broken when we got here, okay, get in the car, don't make me hit you, okay, come on, come on, hey, you guys have the car first.

Try it, I won't be happy until I have it. Don't know. At least eight cronies. At least eight. Sorry. I'm going to pass. Hold your butt. Please turn to the money. Baby. Keep your arms in the car. Bigfoot, don't do it. Don't make me tell you more than once why they are standing so close to me. Okay, personal space. Okay, so we needed a new vehicle, so we have, we have something new, we have the super duper bumper car, look, I was tired of racing. in traffic, you know, crashing into cars constantly, so here we could run him off the road, okay, don't fight abroad, guys, get in, okay, let's try this bad boy, he's the super duper, but man, bumper. car, let's go find some victims, I mean, people who break the law, that's totally what I meant and that's what I said, you heard me wrong the first time, okay, let's try it, come on, it works, yeah, traffic of super duper bookman bumper cards, it's great.

It's cool, I was breaking the law, no, these rubber car lanes, sorry for breaking bad, these bumper car lanes are just okay, this lane is too, so excuse me, that guy went up the mountain, that was great, it will come up, wow! The best vehicle ever seen. Now it will be much easier to find companions because we will be able to get from one place to another so quickly that we will not have to worry about traffic getting in our way, yes, since you have done it. I haven't mastered the art of flying yet, I'm sorry, this isn't a parking lot, get going, move, excuse me, again, it's not a parking lot, that's cool, it exploded when we got here, I definitely didn't do that.

Then, hey, I bet you five dollars, I can throw someone over that mountain clock, I think I did it, you owe me five dollars a guy, sorry, I'm driving here, yeah, you're selling fruit, yeah, that's it what you get yeah yeah fruits are for living not for eating excuse me I don't know what the big deal is everyone is so angry yeah what big foot no big butt don't keep your arm inside the cart you have to keep it you're going to lose your arm oh tacos I want tacos hello yeah, okay, who wants an enchilada?

What are you doing? There are no doors in this. You actually like it. Open the door. There was no door. Yes. Sorry it happened. Hey, maybe some of these people here want to be buddies. Hey, hey, I'll call you parkour patty. terrible at parkour you're not the guy who installed the fire hydrant here get out this is great in my buns what are you looking at fart boy get to work the filth isn't going to fight alone bowling to get partners? What the fuck, bazooka monkey, he's on the roof, I don't think he's coming down, I think we're going to have to go look for him, man, my mates, I mean, I guess I could take this opportunity to show them the art of flying, bye-bye , always.

Graceful landing for the butt man, okay, where is he? Wait a second, that's Bigfoot, how did you get there? No, it was the bazooka monkey that was here before what's happening. I found you with a perfect landing. Okay, so where are the others? How are they? you guys getting up ah there's a ladder right there you could have gotten it alright you guys can't take you anywhere you have ketchup on me what's going on get off the roof you have to go whoa that's a lot of ketchup Okay yeah sorry, today I put plenty of ketchup in my pockets before I leave, but you never know when you're going to need them.

I really wish they would come off the roof. I don't know if this is a good idea. I don't know if aliens want to be companions, you know, they have their own thing, they have a whole research program, you know, um, guys, you probably shouldn't walk so close to the edge, uh, guys, what? Are you doing Greg? What the hell? My partner came back and none of them have a pair of shoes. I'm pretty sure I saw one of them land here. This is going to work very well, I can already tell. Yes, I saw you, I saw you fall. okay, you gotta work on those landings, okay, bazooka monkey, what are you doing here?

I'm talking to you, excuse me, uh-oh oh oh, it's ah, it's down, look at that face, look at that face, okay guys, here's our new team. zoo crew, look at all these buddies, we've got a gingerbread maniac, we've got a bazooka monkey, fart, boy, uh, I know, okay, we've got this demolition, Debbie, and that's some pretty colorful stuff you've got there. I think we could call you, uh, no I don't know, Captain Fancy Pants, maybe that sounds good and then we have Bessie, yeah, it's always important to have a cow as a companion, you guys are a hot team, yeah, oh yeah , let's strike fear into the hearts of all that evil.

Man, when they see us coming, their boots will shake. Okay, everyone, let's find some crime to fight. Yes, you know, there are some people who are up to no good. It's a big city, don't worry, I'll show you everything. being a superhero that's great, where is everyone? Hey, what are you doing? Well, now they run. Okay, you have to keep up. I was talking to you, where are you? Could you keep up with me? What are they doing? Come here. You bunch of fart knockers, yeah, okay, dad, yeah, use your legs, you got 'em, use 'em, uh-oh, there you are, oh yeah, there you are, I see what you guys are doing here, you're breaking some law .

Is there something I should know? about yes, because if you guys are breaking any laws, because look at this, we have the zoo team here, yes, that's right, we will take care of your business, yes, just know that we have our eyes on you guys, well, Have a good day, that's rubbish. these golf clubs that are littering you just littered you're under arrest you come back here you come back here pick up those cease and desist you must cease and desist walking oh that didn't look good okay now come hey not just stop, just stop you're under arrest um excuse me do you have a license to do that?

Do you have a full excavation license? You have a? I need to see it right now. Don't make the crazy ginger grab your nipples. He will do it. Also hey, oh, it's his property, you're under arrest, no, no, you guys, no, no, bazookas, oh well, that seems excessive, it seems like you guys subscribed to the bazooka monkey train of thought, when in doubt, blow it all up, I mean, I can get behind that, but Seriously, what's taking hold, come on, you guys really need to learn to keep up, boss, okay, let's see what else is going on in town, let's see if there's any crime. oh, what's going on here, oh, looks like there was some problem.

I need help officer no I'm sorry I don't have donuts I apologize just no no don't do that I appreciate the help and everything but I think this is a good learning experience it's very important not to escalate. things to the level of aunt so quickly I feel like sometimes you guys don't listen to me excuse me, I'm talking now no, no, it's not time for no, okay, what are you doing now? Oh boy, here we go, I need to take you. guys, somewhere else to teach you some things, well, there will be enough seats in the car, so someone will have to sit in some laps or something, yeah, there you go, okay, just don't fight, don't fight about it, Don't stop shooting with something. stop being nick just take the car hey stop shooting i just bought this i borrowed it yeah what are you doing demolition debbie whoa okay let's dive over here we're diving the cronies are weird it's time for you to go shopping guys okay everyone I think that's enough for this episode.

Too many cronies. I don't believe it. What should I do next time? Let me know. Alright. Make sure you do everything you can by giving little pop videos on the Internet because you're getting so good for so many years. Where is Bessie? Man, we gotta find Betsy, until next time.