Acting Out Your Smosh Fan Fiction

Coming soon to a very special Smosh pay cinema, can I really find it? A man who works at a churros stand. A Disney Noah leans in and kisses Keith. SMO sweet theater. Hello and welcome back to the Smosh Pit Theatre. Once again we have searched the Internet and found

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s that you have written about us, they are disturbing, strange and often a little perverted. I was going to say erotic. Oh, erotica, is it good? So we've all put on our turtlenecks. Yes, we are serious actors and we finally wanted to fit in. in some serious roles, yes, we are going to give our best in these scenes, we will perform them with our best

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comedy, no, if the Oscars have taught us anything, comedy will not win. awards, we have to be serious if you want to be taken seriously, yeah, you're trying not to be funny, that's all, everyone channeled their inner Lele pons today and brought their best

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scenes that we have written in script format, yes, and we will act them out on our stage here and the rest of us will react, we have processes, oh, we have props, really our budget has doubled to $20.

We are doing it quite a bit. Well, we have four scripts and today we will act. Sarah chose them, we have no idea what's in them, so we haven't seen these scripts, we haven't read any part of them, so we have no idea what they're divided into. idea, but what we do have an idea is that if any of you are not subscribed, you should probably subscribe right now, join the cast, but never the Arts. Oh, let's start our first program. Hello and welcome to the New Jersey Playhouse, this is a break. shamian play written by little top hat today's play features Noah Grossman as narrator Olivia sway as Olivia Damien Haase as Damian Shane talk as Shane Keith Leake jr.

While Keith and Shane's mom will be briefed tonight by Courtney Miller, school day inside the school, Shane Damien and Olivia are talking, you're thinking too much about that. I wanted to see if I could get away with always using this song. Damien makes time stop for everyone. freezes except for Damien and Shane. Shane walks around and Jamie pretends not to notice. I was surprised to say the least when I saw Shane walking when I froze time. I knew Eevee had talked about it before, but I thought he was making it up. and I mean, I can't show a particular position on it because I don't want to reveal that day inside the school.

Damien is alone, it's been two months since that happened and he's kept quiet about it, it's become a secret between us. He helped me when he was freaking out about my sexuality and contain my other problems I had. In fact, we did a safe job for when he needed me to take a break in time, something we don't usually say but can be incorporated into a conversation. Shane and Keith, hey, you owe me one, you have to be a bikini wax spell at my house this week, okay, I think I accidentally ate some creamed corn for lunch, wait for TV next time it freezes and Shane ran away.

I'm glad we're becoming as close as we are. We were already close enough, but now it's like I trust him with everything that we've gotten so close? And sometimes you just show up at night and I let him in through the window. We talked for hours. We talk until we finally go to sleep and then I freeze the time at five so he can get home and not get caught. Now we have a lot of inside jokes and if someone mentions something that reminds us of one of them, we can start laughing and just get strange looks, it's cool to know that they've definitely seen three inside outside shapes, the bedroom window, the day Samian hits his window and then opens it.

Shane is in. Damien rests his head in his hands on the window sill. Hello Beautiful. Shane watches as he puts on his blue hat. You get nicer and nicer every day Shane walks to the window, well what can I say? You're shameless, you blush slightly. I like your hat. Do you want to use one? I have others. Jamie and smiles nodding. Shane grabs a gray hat and shakes his hands. Thanks to Damien, I'll see you in the scene outside the front door of Shane's house. The day Damien knocks on the door and Shane's mom answers: oh, hey.

Damien Shane was actually dating, wow, really perfect timing. Shane goes to the door and hits it. He gives his bombshell a kiss on the cheek BYE MOM I'll see you at dinner I'm going out with Damien after school Mom gives a small knowing smile and looks at them both okay, good school Shane's mom closes up the door once the door is completely closed Damien puts his hat on you you look good with it on your mark he says it's like slightly your mom definitely thinks there's something going on between us you saw her smile and look at each other too hard to get through high oh he's probably going to ask in front of everyone at the dinner scene 5 exterior of Shane and Damian approach Olivia.

Are you using one of Shane's videos? Yeah, I asked if he could use one to give David a superpower to freeze time, yeah, for like ten minutes. but otherwise it was so unrealistic you guys are in school yeah and we're really dancing on that fence we need a hand Oh written by a Gibson 4 to 1 97 original story your social security number will be the narrator played by Damien Hoss Courtney Miller played by Courtney Miller and Shane top played by Shane Robert Tom day outside the gym bathroom Courtney washes her hands today is the first day of your new lifestyle in the last two weeks you have renewed your sportswear collection and have a new water reusable bottle and a couple of air capsules yesterday was the clinic from hell not a single patient was stable you had no help and the families were driving you crazy Courtney looks in the bathroom mirror you have a little extra chunk under your belly button and your arms move a little Corday pinches our stomach, makes a disappointed face in the mirror, and then looks determined.

Indoor gym day. Courtney moves to the squat racks. Courtney looks in the mirror mounted on the wall and sees her. Cherie's face is red and all her baby hairs are cold in her megaphone quietly, how attractive the last shelf on the road looks open, but the bar has a 15 pound rubber plate on each side with nothing around it, Assuming someone has forgotten. To rewrite her weight, Courtney places a water bottle and a sweat towel on the platform. Courtney walks away to grab a wipe to clean the bar and returns to see a guy, Shane Top, catching the wave as she approaches, she notices that the man is very attractive.

He has dirty blonde hair combed down with sweat. He is wearing a new cropped tank top and black gym shorts. She looks at Courtney as she walks towards him and gives her a small smile. Sorry, I got lost. My next move I forgot to make. My dishes are taken away Courtney grabs a phone to put in her headphones and play a good song after a few seconds Shane leaves Courtney looks at the Winx's backlog of problems. She should do a lighter weight Courtney is on a good lift and she feels confident as she increases her weight.

Standing to lift the bar over her shoulder, she steps back from the rack, balancing the bar a little heavier than she expected. As she lowers herself, she reaches the end of the squat, but she has a hard time getting up from there, she lowers herself into a deeper squat and contemplates the best way to do it. get out of her situation in a panicked monologue No Courtney sits up and falls into a but the momentum pushes her back to lie on her back the bar crashes to the floor making everyone stop and look Courtney looks at the ceiling a monologue should leave the shame comes back and stands listening below hey are you okay, you fell wildly bends down and helps the horny Courtney sits on her butt on her knees to her chest with her face in her hands what body sits on a but sits on a but me sits on the buck-buck knees to chest face in hands embarrassed sits silently in a monologue every part of me just wants to leave and never come back but I'm smarter than that - Shane forcing a laugh to keep from crying .

It would be better if he hadn't made a fool of himself. Shane squats in front of God. I bend down to help her take my hand. I'll help you up. Shane meets Courtney standing, she picked up, he lifts the bar. as if it were a pen and he puts it back on the shelf. Courtney stands up and starts taking the plates away from her and she takes in all of her looks from what she can see through her face. She has a six pack, her arms are chiseled and they are quite big inside. monologue her flank is muscular and with every plate she lifts they grow and become mortified she looks like a very amateur walker Kendal is there Glenna lifting more Have you finished your training yet?

Courtney goes back to what just happened. I can be your spotter if you want. continue internal monologue oh my god how long have I been staring I hope I don't mind chasing uh no ha ha I think you'd better go home and recover from your embarrassment Courtney laughs placing a nervous hand on the back of your neck this is your this is where they give it to people I miss them Courtney bends down to grab a bottle of water and realizes he's still there watching her gather her things Courtney picks me up extends a hand for a handshake my name is Shane Courtney gives him hand.

I really need to go, thanks for the help. Courtney turns around and walks away from her, hoping to never see him again out of pure embarrassment, screaming after seeing you around, you had literally just made a joke as if they were literally both of our characters. being like hands so hot, okay, so with the script sekolah right now and the script is called I'll be fine admiring from afar oh, it's written by shadows stories from hell it's not Regan, yeah, it's not Regan, so you know, this is not Regan, this is not the The narrator will be played by me Shane top Noah will play Noah Grossman Keith in Keithley The junior cashier will be Olivia Swag and the classmates who will be Olivia will be influenced Courtney Miller and Damien Haas Yes Yes Scene one Inside Noah's car Day in the front seat Keitha Noah sits in front of the 7-eleven Exchanging snacks Keith's feet rest on the dashboard how do you look so cool?

Well, I'm not afraid of trash, you know, I know what suits me and I know what doesn't, why did you do it? I ask, you never ask about fashionable things, you just don't really talk about it. Keith tries to remember if Noah asked about fashion before Noah hit his head on the dashboard. My brother's hand-me-downs while he was growing up, you know, I never got mad. but now I feel that everyone has their own style. I just don't know and I don't even know where to start. Noah turns his whole body to face Keith, all wild gestures and bright eyes, but you always thought you knew how to set up a store for clothes other than boxers and socks.

Keith turns his body with the foot he has resting on Noah's boards, like this. which is in front of Noah, so let me prepare this drink. Keith walks up and punches him. You want me to take you shopping for clothes. I guess I mean, oh. I need help, so Keith's eyes light up maniacally. Say no more, actually say one more thing, are you free? On Saturday Noah laughs. Oh, you both assume he would ever have weekend plans that didn't include you. Keith tries and fails not to blush at that and Now we cut to scene two outside Noah's house.

The day Keith knocks on Noah's door early Saturday morning or around 11am. m., but that was early for him. Noah had to have been waiting for him because he opens the door almost immediately with keys in hand. hand and a barely controlled smile on his face Noah walks out and closes the door Keith smiles and slaps Noah's arm first we go to the center baby montage of them shopping he doesn't take off his jeans with enthusiasm Michelle Keith looks and smiles no, he grabs a funny rack shirt Keith looks surprised then proud Keith points to a funny hat Noah points to his head to show he already bought it I usually only see you this comfortable when you're acting for a camera I'm with you of course awkward Keith chokes on his drink , but that has no relation, maybe at one point it has no relation to anything or whatever.

Keith hands some money to a teller while Noah holds a bag of clothes. When I move inside c3, Keith's bedroom night is no one's business, but he screams into his pillow. Moving on to the scene because you already got it Moving on to the scene Inside the school hallway scene of the day Keith is putting his things in his locker Noah walks down the hallway towards him Key Keith is stunned by how amazing no one looks as Noah walks down the hallway Several of his classmates turned to look at him and whispered among themselves in love with Noah's new appearance.

His glasses now fit perfectly with thinner frames that make them look much less bulky and so attractive that he is annoyed and his hair has much less product than it normally would.normal, so her curls are in all their glory and her bright pink the top half of her shaved size is now bleached blonde and the bottom half remains brown it's silly but it looks so good at the same time it's so NOAA it makes Keith's heart skips a beat. You look amazing I can't believe you didn't tell me we're going to dye your hair Keith reaches up to ruffle his hair Noah pulls his hand away affectionately okay, yeah, well, I had to surprise you with something, keep you on your toes, man. man Heath's max Noah in the stomach while Noah laughs at his own inside joke in the 7-eleven parking lot tonight Keith and Noah are sitting on the hood of Noah's car sharing snacks Keith is looking at the sky Noah is looking at Keith Keith gives Notice Noah staring at Noah intimately You've been acting weird Keith acting stupid Hey buddy, is it my fault?

My new Noah greets his entire body and then lets his hand rest on his stomach, yes, not enough, in a bad way, although you look, I don't. I love everything you have going on. You are more confident now. You want him with his head held high. You have all the beautiful people you pass looking in your direction. I'm just Keith, he falls silent and looks up at the sky refusing to look when he. sees Noah turn again out of the corner of his eye Noah on the verge of tears I'm glad I'm not one of those beautiful people well you always turn my head but there's not much to look at to look well but there's not much to look back on the right Keith laughs to hide his tears, we don't sit down, what does that mean?

I like you. I love watching everyone else love you and you get mad at them and then you get mad at me for being mad because you're alone. because you are your own man, I don't own you, you don't have to control people for me, I can't be jealous, we are not like that and we won't be like that because you don't like me like that, oh and it's cool, what are my photos crying like a ball? My vibe or whatever. So many people have been different to me. Yes, because everyone else acts differently towards you.

I didn't have to worry about being super jealous before. they became jocks and pretty cheerleaders they chained them up no, I'm miserable for not looking at the key, just drop it, the Eifel goes out soon and no one will care again and everyone will remember that I'm not whatever you think of, look me Noah cringes Keith puts his hand on the back of Noah's head and turns Noah's face away but I did it because it's you because you smell stronger than ever you look confident but you're still you that's why I like the dirty boy I met in a class improv at an improv club with its two big glasses and the nerdy jokes the guys made me laugh so hard.

I liked all the silly and completely ridiculous nerdy things about you. I like how you make me laugh, no matter what I like. your laugh is the highlight of my day I like your smile your laugh your stupid face when you're studying or concentrating on something I really do I really still fidget another heat Noah looks into Keith's eyes for a moment he's still silent Keith turns the page another beat the air between them is playing rhythm Noah leans in and kisses the keys and sees them all, so what if the kiss was a kiss? Pretty now you are, call me Barney, call me your Noah, we've seen a lot, this one's a big one. one and we have a very special guest here Helene a fanfic before whoa whoa this play is called churros and love at Disneyland and was written by shortening and Courtney by Courtney Sam will be played by Sam Lerner and Brian will be played by David do your best, scene 1 exterior day of Disneyland Olivia Noah Shane Shane and Keith's Courtney are vlogging Courtney is holding the vlog cam and pointing it at people as they talk, So guys, what do we really want to do while we're here?

I think if I had to choose, I would say Haunted Mansion because I like to see my friends wear hats, no, it's the shoulder, Noah. I'm with you on this bro, I like that one too, don't you just pick that because Noah did it? Yes, you hate the haunted house. You know, don't lie. Okay, stop exposing me like this with this camera and get started. talking about it hello this is a public service announcement for all of you here get better friends and knee chains what do you want to go today? Splash Mountain I told you that you are soul mates oh no, sit on the same thing at the same time that's the tilapia right, no, we're not Shane exchanged glances but they both quickly looked away Olivia what about you?

Not a surprise at all, well how about we eat churros first and then we can go to the attractions and explore more? Olivia jumps like a child. Olivia walks up to the booth and looks at the group before the news appears. Keith and Noah are off to the side. Does anyone else want one? I'll take one. Sam enters the scene to take his order. Olivia looks Pakistani and notices that Sam looks young, has short brown hair and a nice smile. Sam was very attractive to Olivia. Wait, do I really find it? He's a man who works at a churro stand at Disneyland attractive I guess there really is a first time for everything Sam and Olivia smile at each other shyly nervous Hi I'm, I'm Sam this cheese you don't need to know my name Well, what can I get you today?

A shy child. Can I choose please? Of course, uh, it's just everyone touching some things on the screen, okay, your total is 950. Olivia hands Sam the $100 bill. Sam takes the money brush. Olivia feels an unusual sensation in her body and swallows hard and looks down have a good day thank you Olivia leave the troops inside and return to the group we are all watching her Courtney is recording with the camera beeping why mom um nothing is just the fact that you and that guy at the cash register are soulmates we're going to make you ask him out before we go to the guy's chambers you heard it here first guys olivia has to ask the trailer out before he the trip ends, we come and go, no, we are. like probably sleeping it off scene three churro card game interior of Disneyland 10 minutes later Sam is talking to his friend Brian and hey Brian, remember that girl I told you about earlier, the one I saw enter the park and I've been around for Keeping an eye on her , came in, bought churros a few minutes ago and could barely function with her.

I don't know what to do, Brian. I mean, I watched her and her friends on YouTube. She's very funny and weird, but I love that about her. She is also very pretty and she would love Rose and I do the church. You're obviously in love with this woman, I know, but what she thinks. I'm like a creepy fan. You don't have to tell him that you've seen Smosh. Can you get me more money? Do you know a guy named Sam? Oh yes, I know, is he a good friend of mine? Actually, no, Brian, nor the Smosh team, walks away leaving Brian alone.

Sam come in, buddy, um, I have good news, I think this. The girl likes you, how do you know? Brian hands the note to Sam. Sam snatches it out of his hands at the speed of light. Sam is reading yes, hello Sam, you remembered my name, my name is Olivia, oh I know and I hope this doesn't. You sound creepy, but I bought churros just a few hours ago and you were my cashier. I was that really awkward short division girl and I just wanted you to know that I thought you were really cute and that I need to ask you out.

Sometimes I'm sorry I couldn't tell you in person. I am very shy. Besides, I don't even know if you like me too or if you remember me, but it's okay if you say no, she likes me. She actually likes a guy who works at Disney, I need to go find her Brian right now Read five exteriors Disneyland Day Olivia keeps Shane Noah Courtney just came out of Splash Mountain and they're not so Olivia looking around this is probably the wettest thing that I have been in my life. I'm going to make a joke about it, but I know you said it on purpose, oh no, it's more fish in the sea.

Sam enters. Courtney pushes Olivia away and denounces her and Sam, gasping. She's been running all over the park. Olivia. I received your note, yes. my shift just ended sighs I was wondering if you wanted to have dinner with me Olivia breathes a sigh of relief, of course I will. How are we going to title this video? Churros and I love it, congratulations on your engagement. Oh, I have this for you. I need the kitchen, make one more before they leave, you can eat it on the way. I guess wow, that's how they met. Yes, I know it was very nice of you to go get a churro.

It's really cool, he usually hates them. It's really great. Sam. What am I saying? One of my favorite things about you is that even though you've been one of the Goldbergs' main stars for several seasons, you work part-time at a churro stand and that's clear, obviously, if you work at Disneyland and stuff. . If you work anywhere, I don't care where you work, when you two choose how cool that is and then look and not look at this camera, write fanfictions about us guys, you're already weird.