A Very Classy Music Video (GONE FOGLE)

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* Welcome guys to another episode of Ethan and Hila. We are here, with one of the best memes of all time. Patrice Wilson I mean, come on; We all know him and we all love him. Especially kids, VERY popular with kids I've heard. *Music* What happened with this

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, Shush Up, is that it became too "sexual", featuring an 8 year old boy, and basically a couple days after Patrice posted it, it was deleted. Yeah, I think there were people who were really talking about it. Like people are upset. articles and stuff. Yes, people said it was going like in the mainstream media.

So guys, buckle up, because things just get weirder from here. I give you Shush Up *Music* by Allison Gold. Ok, the outfit she's wearing is fucked up. She is wearing this sexy little outfit. She's supposed to show off her midriff. And she looks like a baby. She looks like she has skin like a baby. She is the stomach of a child. They have this little stomach. She's screwed, dude *Police sirens* All the positions, like when she gets arrested, it's like, oh... yeah. Okay, now this scene, now this scene shook some cages here, with a little girl. in an electric chair Aha Personally I don't find it as problematic as the sexy shots It's cinematic I'm really impressed with the production The production is really good It's just the taste...

The taste is not right. Something about the taste, he likes Subway too much, I already said it. He's probably on the Fogle diet. Do you still eat Subway sandwiches? You know, I don't eat it e

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day anymore, but I've learned... Any last words? Gold is the new black. Oh, fuck. That was like an insult to Rebecca Black, right? Gold is the new black 'cause Rebecca Black was his signature lady Gold is the new black So shots here, officially, at Rebecca Black Ella, this is an official proclamation of silence, Rebecca Black I'm the new Rebecca Black That's Crazy Shit , man, this is like real street meat.

This is like what Biggie and Tupac rapped in the '90s. This is real street meat! I'm on fire! Look at me. Forget about water! Turn up the heat. 'I said I'm on fire! Look at me. Forget about water. Look at this shot, what the fuck, what the hell, Patrice. This image is really... wrong. That shouldn't... That shouldn't exist. Anywhere What is this, the damn deep web? What is this fucking

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, man? That said, I like the set, Patrice. Yes. You have done a

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good job of production, as always. You just missed a little thing called, uh, BEING A NORMAL AND HEALTHY HUMAN BEING.

If you could master that little part, Patrice, I think you have a good chance of doing it. Turn up the heat, turn up the heat, turn up. the heat, turn up the- turn up the- turn up the- turn up the- PUT IT UP NOW! You start it or you shut up. Well, then they just killed her. Alright? How do you feel about an 8 year old boy being electrocuted and killed by a grown man in a

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video? Do it, or shhh, do it, or shh, do it, or shhh, why did you punch the silence? ? They have an 8 year old girl dressed like a prostitute.

They have sexy dancers, they're killing kids, but when it comes to saying "shut up," that's too rude. What did you just say, Ethan? Seriously, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Don't say I meant to say "shut up" in the video, guys, please forgive us. We said "hush", here's a pic of my dick, here's a pic of my ass, here I am, murdering a baby. Please forgive me for saying "shut up." You start it or shhh or shut up. Crank. I think you like this song a lot. That's a catchy tune, man! Start it up or shut up! Patrice throws fire prints here.

Gone Fogle Are you her number one fan? Haha, probably. I mean, honestly, we've probably watched her video more than anyone else in the world. D-D-don't even bother. It would make more sense if we were all kids, you know what I mean? That's... well, yeah, but it would also be a lot better for the dark web in terms of sellability, I think, in terms of business, which I like, Hila. But I also see where you're coming from. It's weird that she's the only girl there and everyone else is super sexy. What she makes of her is that she makes her into another sexual object because you're seeing her as an adult. , sexy people and that makes her, you're trying to make her look like one of them Don't even bother, trying to see, You can't hold me back, 'cause I'm so free, Okay, so she's going to surgery uhh...

She's got a little fuck doll, a very rare one, what is it? It actually looks like a sex doll, what is this doll? It's really weird. It's shit. *sigh* she has a fuck mouth... She's one of those "inflatable" dolls with a fuck mouth... A GIANT BABY FUCK DOLL? *outraged* Do they make shitty dolls out of babies? OMG NO! Don't say that! Don't let it be true! Let's not look for that, let's forget what you said. Nobody look for that. Why did you say that? you said it! You said it! Brought it up! *arguing* YOU mentioned it, with your mouth.

You know what, Hila? Be quiet. Start it up or shut up! Maybe I'll shut up... Just turn it on or shut up! Start it up or shut up! Start it up or shut up! Get it going or just shut up! That's what you should do when you argue with someone: you should explain the entire chorus. And then drop it with a 'Shut up!' It's pretty creepy when you turn to me. Was it creepy? Yes... Okay, but did it work? She shut your ass up, right away. because I'm so free, because I'm free because I'm so free There's something for everyone We have some sexy lumberjacks, working in the garden.

That is cute. They are reflective. Yes, it's not just for men anymore, it's also for women. You turn it on, or shhh, you turn it on, or shhh, you turn it on, shut up So now it's turned into gay porn? What's going on out there? A group of sexy, topless lumberjacks working in the garden? Yeah, I don't know, where is this going? This will go directly to the dark web. Yeah... Okay... This is going straight to the Philippines, where apparently this shit is legal. *Ethan is upset* This is why we never reacted to this video. What is that movement?

Check out this move here. Like, that butt-showing move, *disgusted* What is that? That's not appropriate! Start it up, shut up Hila, I'm going to need you to shut up right now. Shut up idiot! Shut up, lady! What... is that supposed to be his hair, the one he has in his hand here? It is? I think it's her hair. eww Oh, she definitely did, a little too loud...she would prefer a 'shut up' at this point maybe less outburst and more silence. I don't know why that scares me more than everything else in the video... There's something so fucking wicked about that.

Every time Patrice appears on the screen, I say: I give my blessing to the dad above! Because you know he will always be good. It's the moment we've been waiting for. What should I do? Do what I told you to do... 'What do I do?' Download this video and send it to the Philippines. We need to upload it to the dark web before the internet police find it. Maybe I can, *Inaudible* Maybe you can, BURN Do you have any conjugal visits? Do you know what that is? It's when you can have sex in prison. Oh, do you have conjugal visits left, Alison?

No, i do not do it! Well, then I'll have to ask you to shut up! It's funny, I don't know, a little pedophile joke. She sacrificed her body and it turned into gold. So she spread her sexy little body all over the prison yard. And now she looks what happens. You turn it on, or shhh, you turn it on, or shut up, you turn it on, or shhh, you turn it on, or shhh, you turn it on, or shhh, they're just a fucking friend, they're just fucking with her, with her parts. *Ethan cringes* Her body exploded, with gold.

And they're having a fucking orgy with it. I don't see any other possible way to interpret that. And I'm not exaggerating. Oh God... Look at this picture of them fucking, they're having an orgy! Patrice, what was that? Burn. OHHHH It's open for a SEQUEL! Well, that never happened. That never happened. But they WANTED to do it. But they wanted a sequel! Well, I mean, they obviously wouldn't have put so much time and effort into it, if they didn't think it was bullshit. That was her... That was her godfather, that was her masterpiece, right there. That's why they were going to remember him and, frankly, he wasn't wrong.

Yes, he was practically not wrong. It was a wild ride. Was that a riot? It was more of a game. Well, actually it was a literal riot, yes, but when you look beyond what it appears to be, it was more of a game. Well. Maybe a ball. So I think the moral lesson we can learn from this, if we can learn anything, is, you know, when we're presented with a choice between turning it on or silencing it: always choose to turn it on. Okay, not silence? Don't silence him. Or, I mean, you can mute it, but you need to get it going or just shut up.

Yes Yes. Well, is work going well? So, guys, if you understand what happened here, yes, I want your interpretation; We will be reading the comments. If anyone has a convincing interpretation, I'd love to read it. Yeah, we've seen it like a billion times, I saw it many times when they weren't here and the lights were off, no that's not true guys. Just kidding. Thanks for watching, guys. We love you, we appreciate you, thank you for joining us here. I know it was a strange and wild ride. I hope we haven't given anyone too many problems, too many nightmares. sometimes, . ... ... shit gets real.