A Day In My Life!

I was just trying to help you get on track. You want to talk about the roads. I think there's a train on the way. Well, hello and welcome to a day in my

life

, but I warn you that this is not really a normal day. my

life

because it is a day in my life, but since my life exists in 2020, which of course, as we all know, 2020 has been very, very different, like remembering that there was a time when humanity thought that 2020 was going to be like this , but instead it was like Just kidding, I don't really know how to communicate this, but I have time this year for someone else to just come across or, if not, maybe at least admit that might have been a really strange way to communicate that, but My point is that moment.

It feels very strange right now and I know to some extent I'm not the only one who feels this way because there have been a lot of people talking about this in tweets and articles in person. Look at this Time magazine. Quarantine has ruined people's sleep schedules. I had an article called simply what time is floss what day is it again and according to webmd 48 people have felt an overwhelming sense that time feels very distorted this year. My point is that I'm not the only one who feels this way. and from what I've been reading is because we've all had our routine schedules, emotion-based levels, and just our general sense of normality completely atomized and because all of those things have disappeared or at least been radically affected, no There is nothing that really separates the days. from each other or in my case or maybe even in yours, the nights of the days or even the days of the weeks, what does a weekday mean?

How can the days seem so short but the year feel so long? How does 2020 feel? like it's been about three years like, for example, I remember Jlo Shakira's Super Bowl halftime performance from 2018. I don't know because it wasn't in 2018, it was this year. Somehow, how does that feel like so long ago in my mind? someone messing with time some kind of wizard or maybe even a time traveler it's the simulation being rebooted it's an alien doing an experiment on earth what does it all mean? okay you literally look like you're going crazy right now oh really yeah well that's not cool no it's not so shut it up and get to the point if you have one fair enough thank you.

My point is that it seems like we are all struggling to find a sense of normality. We all seem to be a bit lost in time and going completely crazy at home and I'm certainly no exception, so I thought that amongst all this strange energy I'd find a sense of normality by just getting back to doing things in the form of inviting you over for a day . of my life right now, five months into quarantine, in any case, just to let you know that if you're feeling a little strange, untethered, undisciplined or anything like that, you're definitely not alone and to show you that I'm experiencing the same thing too .

This and, by the way, some of my strange energy has been like feeling not productive at all and I'm not proud of the current structure of my days at all, but I wanted to show you that if you're currently feeling a little directionless, then maybe it's well, I mean I am too, but I watched someday in my life videos on YouTube to understand the format and I'll do my best. I may fail, but I'll try, that's all we can do and I'll warn you. that this may be the most chaotic day of life, video ever uploaded to youtube, anyway, may God have mercy on your soul for whatever you are about to experience, so without further ado, welcome to, my day will generally begin anytime between hours. noon to say 7 p.m. m., but this morning I woke up at a stunning 11:30 a.m. m., which I know may not seem too early for most people, but I'm not most people, I'm a bit of a mess and I have the worst sleep schedule on planet Earth, so I know this It may sound a little crazy, but waking up before noon makes me feel like some kind of super-grown rock star or at least like someone who knows what the word mortgage means.

I've never done it anyway. In the end I force myself to get out of bed despite the fact that the sun coming through the windows practically burns my eyeballs until I take out my skull, my eyes, my eyes and, since I am a man of culture, the first thing I will do in the morning. Look at the news, it starts out as a pretty noble pursuit but usually ends up somewhere around here and of course they say that making your bed first thing in the morning is a healthy habit that sets the standard for your day, so I'll try do it. do that, which in my case just means putting the blanket on the bed and then adjusting my mattress protector because, based on its complexity, I'm not a big fan of sheets, it seems pretty good to me anyway, this is my pillow for the pregnancy.

I can stand my pregnancy pillow and sleep with it every night. You see, I love a good full body pillow and I've been looking for one for years and I've wasted a lot of money on bad pillows and a while ago, my beautiful one. A cousin who just had the cutest baby on the surface of planet Earth said to me, "Oh, you should try a pregnancy pillow," and I was like, "Pregnancy pillow, are you kidding me?" Pregnancy pillows are for girls with babies in their stomachs and she said, "Trust me." Shut up buy a pregnancy pillow and I think it's the best advice I've ever received from another human being because it's the only form of full body pillow that fits my giant troll body so yeah I sleep with the pregnancy pillow, but no.

I'm embarrassed, I'm just kidding, I'm actually so embarrassed it's crazy, in fact when someone comes over I try to hide it as best I can because it makes me look like a super serial killer and it doesn't help me sleep. with a sword, listen, maybe I've watched too many old Japanese movies, but as far as I'm concerned, sleeping with a sword isn't even that strange, especially when you live alone like I do and are constantly scared at night. When thinking about ghosts, thieves, skeletons and bad guys, in fact, let me guide you through a scenario in which you will realize that sleeping with a sword is not only not strange but potentially essential to my survival.

My plan is to hear someone outside break the window. the door bursts open we're bad we're going in we're going to take all your jewelry all your action figures they think I'm asleep I see jokes about them look at this this is what's happening cut his throat the joke is yours cut it, be like this, You know, cut off your head because, as you know, I can't let anyone steal my things, I have nice things, look, I don't want someone, I don't want anyone to come for my snowballs, I can't. Someone take this away from me, so um uh-oh, anyway I have to stay on my sword Now that I've given you some top-notch and invaluable self-defense knowledge on how to defend yourself from potential bad guys, let's move on to the most important stuff. part of my grab bag for the day, so sometimes when I go out to sneeze in the morning, here on this couch, I find my friend Andrew Sawaiki sleeping until I come in and say something like good morning, Andrew, and then he'll be.

I like it and why Andrew sometimes sleeps on my couch. I'll tell you, see, Andrew is a friend of mine that I've known since he first moved to Los Angeles in 2016. We actually used to live in the same apartment building. He is one. Of those friends I feel like I've known them my whole life and he's the best and when the quarantine started and it started to look really creepy and there wasn't really anything in the stores, we decided to leave town, we got in this car and we We drove north 1200 miles to Washington State and of course everyone knows it was and still is a very strange time, but we, like everyone else, tried to make the most of it, so for a couple of months we stayed in a bee-themed cabin.

I learned to cook a little and to feed ourselves things that weren't complete garbage. I definitely spent a lot of time playing in the woods, which I learned after being in Los Angeles for so long is very valuable because Los Angeles looks like this and Washington looks like this and outside of the look they are different in many ways, for example, a Tomorrow in Los Angeles I saw this outside my door. Do you want to know what I saw outside my door one morning in Washington? A squirrel just vibrating on the ceiling. couldn't be bothered look at us we just take it easy we all have to be like that squirrel and to be completely honest I feel like a whole video or maybe even a couple of videos could be made about this time in our lives because So many things happened that I wouldn't even know where to start and I wouldn't even know how to put it into words if I did and oh wow, he's a valuable good friend at a time like this and the whole experience was really nice. but we finally had to get back in the car and go back to LA and considering LA is still very strange and everything is pretty much shut down, we're still quarantined together so I'm going back to the day in my life, but now you know why I said before Andrew sometimes crashes on my couch, I mean he has his own place of course but we see each other every damn day and we're night owls too and sometimes a guy just has to hold on. his baby yoda and crashing on a friend's couch, which is why I said before that sometimes when I go out to sneeze in the morning, Andrew will be on my couch, but this morning Andrew isn't there, so back to my day and, of course , this may sound.

I really miss what I'm about to tell 82 percent of you, but every morning I go out and look at the sun and sneeze, that's because I like it. 18 of people have something called the photic sneeze reflex, it's called psr, people with this gene when they go from a dark environment to a bright environment, they sneeze basically the sun makes you sneeze that's all, it was good, good sneeze, I I like to think of it as my very, very, very weak and ineffective X-Men power, so instead of something like that, I just do this, which isn't that great, but I'll take what I can get and now that I've done it solved, it's time to go to the bathroom to greet me and don't worry about the sword on the wall, that's just the sword in my bathroom anyway.

I start my morning routine by playing music from something I think is the best invention ever created. It's a wall mounted CD player with a cord and these are of course my bathroom friends that I call. I tell them that because they live in my bathroom and yes, I'll introduce you to them, so the first one to appear is Pop Baby, who lives in this little messy kitchen. He mostly just chills in this pot and pretends it's soup, and these are Pop Baby's critical friends who, honestly, just don't get it, but luckily that never bothered him because he knows what's next is an adorable little musician. which I found at a scary festival last year in Spain.

Next to him are three crystal goldfish that are unfortunately dead and then Edgar Allen Poe. that he's dead too and perhaps my favorite bathroom friend a photo of a brave raccoon climbing a building which, frankly, I personally find very inspiring. I would like to talk about hair dryers. I actually don't know how to use a hair dryer. and I only bought this one for craft projects, but omg is it fun? So I brush my teeth but I'm not actually going to show you how I brush my teeth because that would be gross but this exact shot is everyday in a slice of life video I saw people brushing their teeth while standing in front of vermeer while I was holding this camera on this gorillapod I just wanted to take this photo because everyone else had it in their day in the life videos to be honest there's not even toothpaste on this toothbrush and to be even more honest it's not even a toothbrush, it's a hairbrush and then I just added a generic toothbrushing sound effect to make it sound like I'm brushing my teeth.

Sorry, I just like to pretend, talking about personal grooming. and morning routines, oh wow, this seems like a really graceless transition to a brand deal, oh you see, taking a minute to tell you why I support the Dollar Shave Club, I find it very easy, especially in the context of a video like this. Because they are part of my daily routine every day in the shower, I use their body wash, sure their shampoo, their conditioner, they even have a shampoo and conditioner combo which is really great for someone like me because two different things get very complicated, but If you're better with your hair than me, don't worry because they also separate them, they have deodorants for mouth care, they even just launched a new skin care line, but, of course Of course, the most important thing is that they make really excellent shaving products, this is the one here.

It's called the best starter set for shaving. Its contents are more valuable than rubies and probably also have gold inside. There is a heavy executive handle, but there is very little handle without blades, so it also comes with blades. You shave with blades like this and your skinhear that and I personally could use some advice so let me know in the comments because I love comments and I will respond to as many people as humanly possible. Also a big thank you to Andrew Swicky for being in this video. Andrew is a legend. I love him so much and can't say enough about him.

I can't say enough about it anyway. I'm sweating like a dog because it's 93 degrees and I also remember there's leftover pizza from last night and I should probably wake Andrew up because right now it's like noon and we're both trying to get better, right? This is great, thanks for watching, I hope you're doing well and I'll see you next time. Goodbye, great fruits in the dream of August, but you may not know the pain of it.