500 Yo Mama Jokes - CAN YOU WATCH THEM ALL?!

Grim Reaper, your dad sold fictional leftovers oh oh wow, yeah, whoo, your mom is so fat she wore a red dress, people screamed kool-aid man when she sat at Walmart, she lowered prices when she subscribed to PewDiePie, her Number of subscribers doubled when she. play super smash brothers she's the damn stage come on oh mom she's so amazing shrek thought she was fiona all his dates turned into blind dates she's the reason yen cat never stops flying thieves break into her house to lock up the curtains yo mom is so short that her mansion was Barbie's dream house she broke her leg coming out of the bathroom people think it's a sign of monopoly yo mom is so poor that she takes the trash and hangs toilet paper to dry me mom is so ugly when santa claus saw her he said oh oh holy she's the reason aliens never came to earth she's the reason dinosaurs became extinct, not even the titans, what's here Mom is so stupid she thought Taylor Swift was a Swiffer WetJet she waited for a train on my fucking PlayStation when her iPhone died she buried it let's all have a moment of silence?

This is ridiculous Shh, she thought Floyd Mayweather was a fucking meteorologist, dad, so he falls, his head shining like a diamond. People can see what's on your mind. Mom is so hairy when she went to the zoo. People shouted. Dad is so drunk that his breath gave you liver. failure, mom is so ugly she made North Korea go south when she stared at the sun, the sun went blind Jason Voorhees gave her his mask wreckit-ralph thought it smashed his face oh sorry man, It was me, I did that, fat mom got arrested for carrying ten pounds of crack the police used her as a barricade when I pictured her in my head she broke my neck when she died not even her ghost could flow to you such a dumb dumb mom that thinks Jar Jar pickles is coming she hangs dumbbells on the Christmas tree, now we just need some bells to hang wait, what are you doing?

She thought Chips Ahoy was a pirate crew, Mom's so ugly when she walked into a haunted house, Mom's so fat even Superman didn't ask me to roast him, but she breaks the fourth wall more than Deadpool, Mom, so she took Olaf on a beach vacation oh boy I'll finally see what snowmen.doing this your mom is so ugly Slenderman runs away from her when she plays fortnights she scares the soul yo mom is so stupid she put a battery in the butt and thought it was a Power Ranger Rick pot she was a Morty, okay Morty, we have to get it.

Get out of here quick, he tried to wake up, sleeping pills get the bird, you think he would give up after a while, but he's been doing this for a few hours, it's quite entertaining to

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, actually, none of this is original.