50 Year Old Pretzel Taste Test

Can we eat fifty-

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s and live? Let's talk about that good mythical summer, like all things in life. Summer has to come to an abrupt and devastating end, but don't worry, the final death rattle of summers with your chest heaving means something good. Mythical Tomorrow, this time we're back, yes, we'll be back to our usual one-episode schedule airing five days a week starting with the season 14 premiere on August 20. Okay, but today we're bringing back other things we've consumed, discontinued soda, discontinued candy. discontinued cereal for your sick and twisted fun and we had so many fun things from those segments that we never got to try mm-hmm that's why in this segment we have to continue, it's time for the random snack edition to be discontinued right now, right now I'll be trying out some snacks that for some reason have been discontinued and then we'll decide to bring them back or not, that's fine, let's be quick and loose with the expiration dates and with that in mind, don't try this at home first. let's talk about the late 90's, it was a simpler time and 3D technology was still cutting edge, so you know, the snacks had to follow and they did with Doritos 3d, basically, if you blew up a Dorito chip like it was a balloon , this is what would happen, let's take a look.

In interesting commercial, you should see that lady at the post office, so open them now, here's the offer. They were first introduced in 1998 and discontinued from widespread production in 2012. We paid $15 for these on eBay and they are technically still around. available in Mexico, which is where we got them from, which makes this an interesting discussion, since they're fresh, we're

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ing them how they're supposed to be presented, yeah, they're so uniform, you know, I thought it was going to be like a bugle situation not, you know, bugles are all different well, I would say this one is flatter, it's not as puffy for us, well, all the ones I put in my hand were surprisingly uniform Dinka Dinka Dinka, what would you think , you would think that I did it that doesn't count that doesn't count yes, throw that one out, it's a failure it has a bugle flavor but with cheese it's that classic Doritos nacho flavor it's a little softer although it doesn't hit as hard I don't I don't know If this is a boost to their egos it's not, but it has something of its own, it's interesting because they are so airy and light it's just a puffy Dorito, yeah that doesn't

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as good as Doritos.

I think we just have to do it. Say no, that's crazy when I think of kangaroos, I think of the fact that they are physically incapable of turning back, a strangely inspiring life lesson, so let's just keep moving forward and eat dunkaroos, their liver nose from memory, yeah , the frosting sauce and cookie bar combo was a 90. basic, but why don't we let a seemingly manic cartoon kangaroo explain the cookie to you for as much frosting as you want? That kangaroo is currently in rehab for all the frosting, yeah yeah, it's like this is the best excuse, just to eat the frosting alone, these were first introduced in 92 and then discontinued in 2012 and we paid $19, 99 on eBay so they're at least six

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s old so they're not a new dunkaroo mmm but no you don't know it's not dangerous we could probably start to see things like arms extending. and kangaroos taking things out of bags now these are vanilla frosting and rainbow sprinkles so I'm not going to open another one.

I'm just going to know who it is, it's hardened, yeah, it's not as smooth and creamy as it probably once was. It smells like regular cream, damn, damn, oh I love the idea of ​​these, even though you know it's like a cookie, you can decide how much frosting you want with each bite, not only is it a lovely idea, fix your old frosting, it's a bit. rushed, literally like paste, yes, it is a long sticky face, it has lost something to the water that has slowly evaporated from the you know what it is like kangaroo milk, what was it, it is kangaroo milk and now it is like putty kangaroo, it's like something you would put around the edge of your sink kangaroo oh I finally got it but it was too late to turn back because kangaroos can't do that oh you're telling me you were still thinking that's what I was saying no hmm, no I do, here's my Although yeah, it's not great, but it's not horrible and it's that old.

It's necessary to bring them back because it's an awesome way to play with your food and eat a lot of Frost. I think you put too much kangaroo milk in that last bite. I love it, but I like the idea of ​​these so much that I can imagine if it was creme fraiche, yes it would be perfect, these need to come back, that's the verdict, Dunkaroos, bring it back, okay, we're still here. in the 90s to experience again squeezing Pop's the answer to the question can we make a candy for toothless babies? Mmmm, ours has a classic blue raspberry flavor, a flavor that has never existed in nature, let the unnatural tasting take over now, look at this thing it looks like. an aquarium, that's cool now, this is a special edition aquarium bag that again was only sold in the 90s to encourage kids to just stick their heads in the aquariums and slurp up, yeah, whatever they get, Now be careful with that because we paid $100 for it.

The seal has already been broken and according to the seller on eBay it is from 1995, so we are talking about 22 aquarium sweets potentially 23 years old. It's not that it doesn't come easy. I'm going to try to take these things that are a seal, uh, oh God, cut this. part you want to just cut off the entire top part that will ruin the ability to squeeze exactly do that on these scissors there is something black hold the scissors let me see if I can open them I have it look oh I don't know what did it to my finger that was why there was in the scissors.

I really don't know, oh my gosh guys, there's some kind of ink, this is hard and I think I can get it out, although I feel it, oh, it's like it's gone. rubbery consistency oh my god, you won't be able to get anything out, it's like a suction cup. I'm going to use these scissors that were used to kill a squid, you just want to cut it open, yeah, we mean, oh God, oh, this is it. not in the spirit of a squeezed candy it is fused the plastic has been fused it is like what is there plastic in what is the juice of the aquarium look we can't get it out what is supposed to be water inside an aquarium there are fish there you want me So that you Like, just lick this part, it's like a Jolly Rancher that melts and then reforms inside a bag, it has become the plastic.

I'm going to widen it as much as I can and then we'll just lick it, lick it like a fool. Hmm, try to be a fool at this point. Can you imagine what it would be like if they squeezed it into your mouth? Pure joy, sugar, sugar, joy. Don't know. There are a lot of things to squeeze in the market right now, many of them are. very healthy, so no, I just don't think I'll bite into it. I know I don't want to, it's just candy so there's no way I'm getting it off my teeth, it's so plastic.

And this is silicone caulk, yeah right, and it should never be brought back, that's a blow. Pete Rose is perhaps best known for being banned from baseball and ineligible for the Hall of Fame for betting on games, but what he is not known for at all is Pete. Rose Super Charger energy bar and we're about to find out why hmm okay this thing is old right we don't know exactly how old it is it was sold in the late 70's early 80's and then the race of Pete finished in '86 so he's at least 32 years old we got him for $29.99 what a bargain what a bargain the tagline on the back says Nature's Answer to Sweets.

How natural, yes, but the number one ingredient is corn syrup. You know, it responds well to nature's response to sweets. It's on a, it's on a board, we have that, people like to put my bar on board, man, like a paper board. Oh, what does the board smell like candy? horrible, oh god yes, we've tried things like. This before smells like unpleasant cardboard Oh, what does it

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like, it smells like old playdough or clay, you know what I'm saying, like I'm going to break it in half, it's like absorbed, oh my God, it certainly broke I hope they haven't broken broken.

I hope that was some brown Balbus stuff that was originally there and that it's not like an egg that's been laid. Yeah, you know, it's weird, we're betting on getting diarrhea from eating this big thing. maybe maybe we should bring it back oh it's hard to buy it again you do your tooth might break ah okay I ran away from work what's that on the outside that's not chocolate? It tastes like the bugs we eat on the show. It's what I got, I don't think it's safe, that's how it was, I don't think it's safe to swallow that 1978, no, oh, you feel the energy, although can't you feel that they have a supercharged, oh yeah, sorry? like I can bet on things, yeah we could probably plug an iPhone into this thing and charge it, oh my god that'll get the clicks, use an old chocolate bar to charge things, yeah sorry Pete please don't us hurt, but we're I'm going to say no, that's crazy, these packaged rings made of

pretzel

are from the 60's or 70's, basically the point is that they are very old, the year of discontinuation is also unknown, maybe never They existed and this entire segment is a product of your imagination. look how little there is there there's just something written there and like a rain stick make it rain good that's all the salt in the pretzels we paid a hundred and twenty dollars for these on ebay and it says they're the only pretzels made . to the music so they knew it was a rain stick, no, no, they didn't say the only staff that makes music.

I think they played music in the factory while the pretzels were from that grandma goose with such a good boss. Now wait before you. open it up wide, we don't know much, we do know that these pretzels predate the existence of the UPC codes that were widely used in the 70's and that makes these at least 48 years old, oh there is no UPC code, just, First of all, none of them are broken. I mean, these things have been maintaining this ring shape for a long time. I want to try to keep the bag. It smells a lot like Petros.

Know? Every time we do this damn segment with discontinued stuff, I get a headache and a pounding. I felt strong when I smelled it, I got it, there's something, there's something headache-inducing about old food, well, I mean, I'm sure it's great for us, they didn't have to put ingredients in anything either, the whole thing. salt. has fallen off this ring, it seemed like they could hold on, although I mean there is still a ring, no, that one burst, but it feels like you still have its crack, you would have a little crack in my hand, yeah, it's okay, think .

But what if we achieve it? What if we made them go together as magicians and then we were forced to do that, let's free them haha, forty-eight year old friend, it's like eating like the exoskeleton like the finger of a ghost like the finger of rape? yeah, it just tastes like old rotten bone, it's not as bad as Pete Rose's energy bar, it is. I don't think I can swallow it, although I don't think I should try it. It tastes like construction material, like I mean to you. I could probably do quite a bit with that, I mean, but you know what's going down with so few pretzels on the market these days, yeah, we bring in Grandma's goose, she's squeezing the pretzels, yeah, no, we should have fact, of course we should, I mean. the riddles we have today granny goose tie a knot look great you're a damn brain things have come a long way in the granny pretzel game yeah so we're sorry to say no that's crazy how long should we wait to see if ?

We're fine, I mean, after you eat 50 year old pretzels, how long do you have before you know something is wrong? The rest of my life is fine, thanks for liking, commenting and subscribing, you know what time it is. I'm Molly from Massachusetts and I study in London. This is Edinburgh, Scotland and it's time to spin the wheel of mythology, click through to watch us play a game about the most disgusting things found in the public pudding and you can see where the wheel of mythology will land, in a good mythical place with so many mythical teas to choose from how to know where to start it's easy start your journey at the mythical point store