$50 Apartment Philippines (extreme rip-off)

The number one request I get is Harold, show us where you live, show us what you eat. Those videos are so simple that they are my least favorite, but who could deny someone's request? So this is my luxurious mansion, it even has a small Filipino kitchen and I think this will kill the mosquitoes tonight. I don't know. I just moved here, but I think that's what it does. A small broom, a small stone plate, yes this should be a water tank, a small Filipino style sink and it's not bad. The place actually has internet, it's the first place I've had a proper, reasonable, it's 400 kbps, whatever that means, kilobytes per second.

I guess it's the best thing I've found on this entire island and it's pretty modern too. The bungalows cost between three and eight thousand. pesos and they suck and I'm on the other side of the beach, which I'm going to go to now and show you, so let's bring my broker. If I bring my book, I don't think I'll need it. My friend is down there. of fools, Tucker Carlson, I'm actually borrowing this from Tim, so let's show them the way from here to the beach, bring my agent, invite them to the water and see you when you see me, dear home, home, sweet home, not like a little.

I'm worried about security here because I have a lot of videos there, but it's okay, I found this this morning while researching

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s across the road. I found this small family home. Well the first place I even checked out for a second is actually right across the street here and that's where I go now it's called Patrick's one of the oldest resorts here the food should be good so That's what I'm going to do now. I'm meeting Tim there for some drinks, some food and a swim, I'm going to grab a champey chair, it's fucking epic, it's unreal, this beach right across the street, Patrick's on the beach so I'll do it What about this island, you may wonder why it is so expensive if it is such a small and discreet area. curry, you know the type of place in Bali, Mallorca, it is exactly because it is so low-key that it is very expensive here, the supply is incredibly limited, so the few hotels that are here and resorts that are already established here can charge whatever they want and they do it and they don't care much about customer service or upgrading rooms or you have been very good service so far this place was an exception they were very friendly they are Patrick's but that's what is before the wheels of capitalism. gets moving and the competition pushes a little confusing SSO I'm going straight before a competition leads to an increase in service and a decrease in price quality goes up price goes down that hasn't happened here yet it's said to be in the process to happen could take some time where is where is the old mister.

Tim, oh no, the water is at low tide, well, there we are looking grumpily. I'm late due to an incredibly slow cable from this camera to my computer. I had to download my movie. Sorry, I'm late. My dad. What are you drinking? bears Red Horse what Noah Ike time no red horse you know the day I mean this place fries you know the day Wow so when I was here you can sit together on the loveseat I think there's a guy around here great idea the couch two-seater, okay? I think I'm going to try the food there and then some drinks, so you'll stay where you'll stay there.

Yeah, if you walk up here you'll see those kids who just threw whatever was there. I don't know the boats, basically the first set of boats behind that tree, if you walk down that beach, which is right where I am, what's it like, it's cool. I want to go, yeah, I have a really nice, amazing kitchen, maybe we can see yours. place after we've been here so you can see two different ones. I just showed my little place. It's just a small box, but it will last a couple of days. How much do they pay monthly?

They are generally $90 per night. They gave us discounts. for a month it's not bad I mean, but it's okay, so it was granted, now this is not what it seemed, the tide is incredibly low when I came here this morning, the water came up to here, so you have a sandy beach , you have a sandy beach. beach, you can, you can, a piece of sand, you can walk here, so you can basically swim through this green, what is this called in English? This green thing is a dough in Norwegian, damn I can't even speak Norwegian right now, we call it safe. tongue, I think hello, are you sitting there?

Can we take this loveseat? Awesome are you here with your husband your friends? Oh your friends, even the lens has a friend or where are you from? Manila, near him, is north or south of science is south of Baguio, on the island we went to, so oh, oh, okay, yeah, so she lives in the southern part, which okay, well I'm going to go get some drinks, hey, how's it going? What is your name Daniel Harold? Nice to meet you, wait, we're on the loveseat next to you guys, okay, I read horse, Tim, right leader, okay, always a leader with that man, hey, can we order some drinks?

We're sitting there, do you have a red horse? and some light baguette and then maybe a menu with some food, menu sir, what do you recommend? Let me see. I never have lunch, I always have dinner. I'm a dinner man. I see you had pork, but it's always a winner, maybe not. He is very fond of seafood, but maybe you have something you can recommend to someone who doesn't know seafood chicken. You recommend chicken to a man who wants to try seafood. Oh, you mean it. I don't know anything about it. I never know, but. I would like to try if you have some fish, chicken, maybe the fish fillet with buffalo sauce, okay, is there a lot of bone in that fish?

There are no portions, okay, that sounds amazing, so no, no, we just walk, walk, my friends live next door. I was here this morning checking your rooms but I decided on a place behind but there's no restaurant there okay so I'll take you to Red Horse if you have that oh no okay okay and then let me see. you got all this, you got the light, yeah, yeah, I'll take the light and then that's the fish, the Herald, we're sitting, we're sitting there, okay, awesome, maybe I can grab the Bears now and I'll give them to you.

Guys, some publicity for YouTube. I'll tell people to come here and drink in their bungalows like 3000, yeah, so if there's someone here, they want to be in front of the beach, the bungalows are here, they wake up, they walk to the beach, now inside they're pretty . basic but you have air conditioning, you have a mosquito net and if what you want is a beach holiday then this is sure better than where I am, lost bird, if you see this bird bring it to Patrick's, what kind of bird is a parrot ? escaped the cage just flew fine thank you very much ok a gentle red horse ready to go hello well how are you?

Why do you go for Sun MIG light? Good choice, here you go, mr. red horse, it's okay, they didn't have the one liter bottle, now other things I do myself, if you fish for yourself, yes, and you want some, you want me to order too. I just asked him what you recommend, you said a fishy feeling, sounds like old Tim. wants a meal - sorry, can we have two for those who eat fishmeal? Thanks, it's okay. I'm going to end it here for now and turn the camera back on and later we can go and see where Tim lives and what's going on here.

We are clearing the moss so that we have a sandy beach. Oh, what a bad idea. It requires a lot of labor. You have to skip the letter B for about 30 seconds. Can we have another red horse and a Sun Meg? Please say it, Miguel too. put that on my bill you want to drink - not very modest very Filipino to say no his girlfriend says no to everything I say he could say hey you want a new new house and say no I'm going to try that actually later , what is the verdict here? People always ask what food tastes like.

Fish fillet, true, semi-official, a little tough but a little chewy. I'm not a fish connoisseur, so I wanted to try it with a camera. Very often I approve. I'm very nice on camera, off camera, what am I like? He usually complains about me about 95% of the time, so that much complaining time usually falls on my head with every change. It's Tim's fault, I don't know why he doesn't realize it. that, but she, I should have done it behind the scenes with Harold, you've been documenting everything everything I hear when I'm filming is great behind the scenes with Harold and you're filming for your Instagram, okay, it's time to eat, see you. guys, then what do you know? one beer turned into two, two beers turned into four and suddenly the sun goes down and there was no time to go see Tim's residence, so I'm going to end the video here and wake up tomorrow. get up early and take a boat tour to a beautiful beach on an uninhabited island and after that we could go see Tim's residence, so until then say goodbye to the island.

I still don't know the name of good night. Yesterday I promised you Tim's house and I didn't keep my sad promise so here I am with Mr. He and Tim will give us a tour of their large residence, which I think is one of the best, not only the best locations, but also the best rooms in the city because there is not much on offer here and it is 30 meters from the beach . very modern and luxuriously decorated how much do you pay per month again 9:50 us well how are we here? Did anyone have a red horse party yesterday?

Yes, I think you were part of that, no, me, father, Lance, he doesn't drink, he doesn't use. alcoholic drinks here is the beach I will take you for a little walk there later so you can see the tide is higher now hello, I come here to record and document how you live, the Jesus team wants to know what it is like here, it is a disaster. He really decorated this one really well, rugs and stuff, that's a note. Oh, in these parts here you have the view, look cooking a still, but it's not like he finally took out the surfboard, right?

Chrissy, eggs, Chrissy, we're hungry, we could just go right. Outside, yeah, let me break, break your kitchen here, what are you making eggs? What's back here? I just went to the bathroom, okay. I walk to the beach and will be back for Chrissy's amazing egg breakfast, which I won't show. Guys, it's for invitations only. I guess at some point this here will develop and someone will build a resort or something, but until then there is the residence and it has an unobstructed view of the beach, Patrick's house that you saw earlier. I guess in this video, I guess I'll throw this into my old video or the one I shot yesterday, it's right there and now, yeah, the water, the tide is high, it looks a lot better now.

Oh, this is more like it, okay, now. I kept my promise to show you Tim's great residence, so now I can go back and try out Chris. This amazing breakfast loves to cook. He is a very good chef, so I look forward to seeing you in the next video.