5-MINUTE CRAFTS IS TERRIBLE

What's going on guys, I'm your scrub guy here and I love life hacks. Anything I can do to make my life a little easier and save some money. I'm totally depressed, for example, my grandmother fell down the stairs the other day and she needed a wheelchair, but this hospital wanted like a hundred dollars for her, so I did the right thing, I went to my garage, I bought her a skateboard and now grandma looks twisted wherever she goes. Stuff like that is how I know I'm a next level thinker. indefinitely someone who enjoys a good life and since I love life hacks so much, I was searching on the internet for someone to teach me some wisdom, you know, a teacher shows me the way of life hack and I found this channel called 5

minute

crafts

. and he look, his life hack is right in the name five

minute

crafts

, but each video is 20 minutes long.

I call it a life hack and it may seem like the Jesus of life hacks, you know, they're gaining a hundred thousand subscribers a day, their most viewed. The video has 250 million views, so they have to be the best hackers who ever lived, so I thought we could take a look at some of their tricks and see if we can learn something, you know, because at the end of the I'm a student of the game and I love a good life hack. This first one is called 42 Holy Grail Life Hacks That Will Save You a Fortune and I love money so let's see what they have, see if they can save me anything. coin, that's cool, are you kidding me?

A place to put my sponge after I'm done washing the dishes, that'll save me a fortune, you know, I looked on Amazon and the average sponge holder is like seven bucks, do you know what that means? I don't know about you, I go through the sponge holders like crazy when I wash the dishes, it's basically an Olympic sport and I often take out my anger on the sponge holder, really, you're going to go back to my sink, huh? I want to go back. in my sink and plays these games with me, so having a way to store it cheaply with just a bottle of shampoo I think that's going to save me a ton of money, in fact I use about ten of them a month or something, that it'll save me like $70 Oh but I guess I need to get bottles of shampoo every time but I mean it's a life hack the reality is a lot of these life hack channels including five minute crafts don't actually They're life hacks, they're just really dumb. things that they say are going to revolutionize your life, you know, this is supposed to save me a fortune, actually sticking a soda bottle cap to my wall, okay, okay, but this is the same trick as the sponge holder just because you put thread. and that doesn't change the fact that you literally did the same thing with five minute crafts.

You're supposed to be the Jesus of life hacks. Because you are lying to me? I'm going to say it. No. No. I think their life hacks are very good maybe it's just this video, okay it has 250 million views, clearly some people found it to change their life, let's see maybe they have some life hacks that they will really blow my mind 24, that will be speed Improve your kitchen, let's take a look. I mean the rare miniatures. I wouldn't exactly want to put ramen noodles in something people put their hair into, but maybe my life is perfect.

This is how you get hair in your food. Maybe that's how restaurants do it. Every time you have hair in your food it's just them cooking with the curling iron. I mean I'm sure you could take a cookie cutter and cut out the corn or a trick, they sell corn that's not on the cob if we're pulling a fly trick here you can buy the corn that comes like that instead, Can we talk about how rare all of your miniatures are? This is all supposed to be something really useful in my life. All their miniatures are supposed to make me angry, you know?

I feel like my life would be better if I did this, but I'm looking and none of this seems very helpful. Apparently if you put an eraser on your phone, the screens don't crack or why would you want to put toothpaste in a balloon? That would be a

terrible

party Hey guys, what's up? We actually ran out of air for the balloons, but it's funny, we filled them with Colgate because we really thought it would freshen up the party. Do you know? Are they dipping their Lay's fries in ketchup? I mean, I guess it's a cool trick, like putting the sauce in the middle of the bowl, but why are you dipping fries in ketchup?

Is this something normal? Do people do this? No, I don't understand many things in this life. tricks like food tricks, especially sure, they could buy a prom, enlarge a Plock bag with their fists, or they could just buy the juice. What's going on? Guys, here is your guys scrub and I'm going to show you how to make grape juice. Step 1. you want to take a grape in a ziplock bag step 2 is actually very easy you just take the grape and it just doesn't look delicious. I'm having a lot more fun creating the cheats than I ever did watching them and They Had to Operate a Grape Because They Operated a Betta Grape Like a Redheaded Stepchild.

This is not a life hack. This just seems like an unnecessary amount of work. Next thing you know, they'll be like you sometime. wanted a house, forget about buying one by the woods and build it, that doesn't make it a life hack just because you can do it yourself, there are reasons we pay for things because it's easier, maybe I haven't found the correct video. I don't understand how this channel has a hundred thousand subscribers. Well, every trick so far has been the dumbest thing I've ever seen in my life. I guess maybe just maybe the soap holder or sponge holder could be useful, but that's literally it. that and a hundred thousand people a day is like I've never thought about gluing soda caps to my wall, that's cool, have you ever thought about using a quarter cookie, kinda, have you ever thought about using a cookie cutter cookies to get corn, I mean why buy? the corn, when I can do it myself, I'll try one more video, one more video, and if they don't hack my life at the end, looking like the guy from The Matrix, I'm done with 99 epic hacks and tricks, most tricks compilation life hack 99 epic life hacks is an hour long video, you're telling me that someone sat for an hour and just watched someone's hands stir lemons and a shirt in boiling water and it was like a life hack, you know, such maybe maybe i can come up with some of my own life hacks they are very quick, hey have you ever wondered how to get out of something?

Do what I did. I picked up all the cans of soda I'm drinking for the last two weeks and look what I can, I'm not sorry I can't go. I'm cleaning my room, have you ever wanted to fall asleep and you just can't, and Sami is making you fall, put your head in a plastic bag and just knock yourself out, it works great, have you ever had stinky breath instead of chewing gum, only eat candle. wax smells good have I ever had annoying hair that just won't go away take some tweezers and stab yourself until the hair follicle falls out because they cut off the piece of skin on your face I'm basically going to start my own life hack the channel at this point and look, I get it, if you're someone who wants to make your life easier, okay, I don't blame you, but this channel gets 21 million views a day for the stupidest tricks I've ever seen. in my entire life is a little ridiculous, like 21 million views a day, that's literally my channel every other day.

I need to start a life hacks channel, like the only thing these videos are good for is listening to relaxing music, well I'm trying to fall. asleep at night, but on that note, guys, that will do it for the video, I hope you enjoyed it. I know this one is a little shorter than normal. I just haven't been very motivated lately and it has nothing to do with you guys because the support has been amazing and I really appreciate it the channels have been growing a lot, we're getting close to 400K and I think I've been super nervous about uploading a video because I want to do it right and I don't want you.

Kids think they suck and finding that balance has been hard but if you didn't make it this far consider hitting the like button and subscribe if you're new all that good stuff you guys are all awesome and a life hack if you share this video . with a friend I get more subscribers follow me on Instagram Twitter join the Discord server all that good stuff and yeah I wanted to give a big shout out to each of you seriously it's been a tough week. I have a lot IRL. Things are happening but you guys have managed to make me smile every day even though I haven't been uploading content and I love you for that so from the bottom of my heart, thank you.

Have an amazing day and remember if you staple paper to your life hack on your forehead you look like an idiot, also a big thank you to Cadell e for the new profile pic, she is an amazing artist, new, you should follow her on Instagram and Yes bye.