30 Absurd Would I Lie to You? Tales | Volume.1 | Would I Lie to You?

We were on vacation together, where were you on vacation? uh, badger country, Cornwall, Edmund was there, sorry I'm not part of this but it's a good question, although Greg was at all, no, it was a holiday before you buried the badger, right? he put it in a box and then there were a bunch of other empty boxes, then he stood up and had to choose which dead boxing squirrel box was wrong. I think it's very sad that the badger died and all, but why all the trouble digging a grave because of the banker's wife? she was with us oh can you tell us her name or does she work for she works for the iranian government what's the banker's name was this during the day or the night was it late at night where you had to have had some I had had some, yeah, So were you driving?

No, he wasn't driving, if he's not going to say the name of the banking business or the merchant, he's not going to go. I was driving, it was mullet, say better, I mean, none, um, and then what. the banker's wife then says we should bury him the banker's wife he sounds like a cludo that's where the obvious answer is we're not going to bury him it's more or less 2: in the morning it's very cold and dark what happened then, then , the badger is dead, yes, sad occasion. I'm not underestimating the sadness of this and he probably has a badger wife and a boys son at home so you don't have to say their names to check the gender of the badger either, so you know it was a male badger or a female badger in a same-sex relationship that adopted a small badger, perhaps an orphaned badger without a home in need.

I think you vastly overestimate the sophistication of the badger community, but what's wrong? Then, uh, we went back, we got swords, yeah, we went back to where the badger lay face down buried, he said some words, what did you say? You just said Lord, protect this badger or worse in that sense, if you only said it an hour earlier, so go on, Lord, protect this. Badger I think I said some words about the badger family and some words say the word I want the words I apologize to this Badger's family wherever they are because I guess they're close yeah put some stones down.

Then I came home and started drinking again, so Lee, what will it be truth or light? Oh, I think it's true. Lee Bob thinks it's true. I think it is true. I don't believe the badger part. I think the badger part is pretty essential to the story. but everything else I should believe I think he knows the banker I think he knows the banker's wife well there's your answer there's your answer we think it's true apart from the badger bit okay It's time to make it true it's true are you saying it's true um Richard, were you telling the truth or were you telling a lie? telling the truth, yes, it's true.

Richard buried a badger with the banker from Deal or No Deal.