3 WEIRD GAMES #3

well it's Shh, well that's probably not good, corrosive, oh, no joke, huh, oh, no joke, no joke, no way it's corrosive, you think, okay, okay, okay, this It's not that bad. I hope no train decides to roll. I'm leaving now the Toast Fellowship is so fucking

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, okay, yeah, okay, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, hello, hello, I just fell, you're scared, I'm scared too, I don't know what's Going on, oh boy, where am I? What happens to all the boxes? Ooh, okay, boo boo, Boop, where are you taking me? Where I go? Where are you taking me?

Oh, here we are here now. What the hell is going on? I am so confused. I have so many questions, so many things I don't. ideas of what's going on so much absolute craziness okay so what was this door? It's locked, you know, that's how the doors work, you close them and then you open them, that's where you want to go, that's how the doors work man, I'm testing my parkour skills Wow Oh Oh J'Acuse oh traffic okay oh that's why the doors were there oh okay oh that's

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oh where am I going why do I need to escape this would never have happened oh it's that trash compactor where's that train so I need to escape on the train.

Hey? there's no lag looking over here there's incredible lag looking over here okay, okay, okay, why are we here? Joe coos, thanks for this ride. Alright, see ya, what's this? What kind of mythological monstrosity are they trying to make for this toast? Who are they doing? Oh, toast machine, server status, online override, suicide is at an all-time high, riots are at a medium level, you're here buddy, don't press the button, oh, oh, wait, no, I I'm sorry, I take it back, no, no, okay then. I'm in the name of the jacuzzi Hello, here's a toast, do you have any?

Oh, okay, no, I don't like that, oh, I don't like that, no, I don't like that, okay, hello, you'll die if you keep going. Oh, ass, cut it. okay, oh, I missed that other one on any budget, tell me I'm going to die again, okay, thanks, thanks for that, I don't know, I'm jumping from that parkour section, I just can't stop jumping, I mean, It's kind of cool, I guess those bad boys have a cool shine after that, not so bright, but okay, great arrow, I trust the arrow. Oh, third test, ride a unicorn and live happily, you mean that guy with the ice cream on his head, that unicorn. the arrows seem to be pointing inward Oh what the hell, I don't like this at all I don't like this at all there's absolutely nothing to like about any of this it's just pitch black with the howling song of the Damned in the distance lo I don't want to ride a unicorn I don't want to ride a unicorn I don't want a unicorn to ride me I don't want any of that okay I guess there was nothing out there I'll go up the ramp yeah sure okay oh well more ramp hello I thought it was a face I'm so confused oh my grave my grave is fine the Toast Brotherhood it turns out we are all turns out we are all dead, we are all dead Whoo, you need a lot of graves, you are so big, huh, thank you, thank you, it's okay, I hate it , I hate it, I hate it, free money, free money, you see, well, you don't care if you don't, this seems like a cheat, but hey, free money, everyone laughs at how smart I am and how smart I am , yeah, okay, free money, okay, maybe I shouldn't have taken the free money, maybe I shouldn't have done that, okay, okay, hey, wait. drinking on my grave oh, thanks for that, thanks, how are you, buddy, are you okay, you're having a good party, okay, for you, okay, I'll move on, okay, thanks for that, oh, hey, what? how are you doing there? dude Wow, look at you, you really moved up or down in the world depending on your perspective, okay, okay, cool, thanks for that.

Oh tippy tappy, another parkour test. I can pass you. I'm so good at this EDA press, you for you. young man, it's okay, I'll do it buddy, hey, how's it going here? You're doing well, you're doing well, how are you? dreams don't exist, wake up, you mean toast dreams, don't tell me they don't exist, they exist, I don't know what I would do if my warm dreams didn't exist, but I have free money, so that's great, you know, great, oh yes, oh yes, oh yes, oh yes, oh you, it's good that I did everything. Those parkour things because I will never be able to get past that no sale sign on my bus, no, nothing.

What I'm curious about right now is if there are multiple endings to this game. You think you are there. You know there are multiple endings. Do you have some glue oh no no I don't know sorry I don't have glue oh oh no your bag no oh well that's fine okay why are we here? There is a crown can I take that cool crown? I guess oh there's no house here, oh okay, I'll do it, I'm just going to bed. I have a strange feeling, like this is all just a crazy dream. Bing bong, oh, another strange dream, yeah, and back on my back, another stressful day at work.

It's time to finish it. What I am going to do? Me, what am I finishing? oh, that's my name number three four seven six one five five three that's me, that's what my mom called me oh, it reminds me Suddenly I got a reminder of that game I played a long time ago where there was a worm that was just dripping blood from heaven oh ah okay yeah that makes sense dude Chuck Hughes I don't even understand anything I don't understand the damn thing that happened there okay I guess that's it and I guess that's it.

I miss the extra screen I like the extra III like the extra I was good that's good extra extra read all about it okay so that was the Toast Fellowship yeah, it wasn't what it seemed it was just getting weird from the beginning so yeah, welcome to Dante's Inferno this is a game about a cat now I'm not sure if you play the boy with a beard the boy with the cat or the cat with the boy the boy with the cat the cat with a boy I'm not sure which one you play but We'll find out now, so let's get into the root tutorial.

I probably need it because I have no idea what the kitten is, oh I know I'm going to love this adorable game oh. Oh my god, look at me boy, oh, that's super cute, oh, that's ridiculously cute, dude, his head, this bad boy is gone, no, oh wow, there was a game, wait, there was a game a while ago that It was like a beta game, it was about a cat and you would just have to knock things off the shelves this is like that but in a whole new dimension can I do a double jump? ooh, wait, power jump.

Oh, move your butt. I'm above the kitten movement. oh my god, oh I love it, bop. bop, take the bat Thanks, sniff, I missed something I packed everything I thought I could bap, oh there we go, I got it, it's okay, I win, oh my God, and through the mystical door that we all know the Cats go through different universes, okay, we. I got it right, man Manu, let's do this bearded man, you gotta get down, huh, do you think you can mess with me? Huang because Wow, yeah, yeah, I bet you regret not feeding him.

Wow, that was a cool maneuver to jump over the wall. Oh, oh, he's angry, oh, he's very angry. hipster, ha, you think you can mess with me, huh, just because you feed me doesn't mean you own me, oh, gay man, ah, oh, no, not today, and a Boeing and nibbling on a Boeing, oh boy, no, oh, oh, oh, okay, Dave Heights, get rekt. Hipster idiot oh no I'm getting your final collection next oh I like climbing that's cute but it's not that cute he doesn't know where I'm a stupid idiot in too many triple expresses you can't even see where I am.

I'm fine, here we go, that's fine, that's fine, oh no, I'm so sorry, I don't love that he's on fire, angry, hey, I'm sorry, Bubba, look, listen, if you weren't just a giant piece of trash , I guess I would. Oh, what is he doing? Oh, that's it. your wife's picture or something, maybe I'm a little sorry about that, but not for these few days, he's resetting one of them, no, no, oh, no, wait, I see, no, no, kitty , No, it's not okay. I'm Audi, I'm Audi, honey, look, yeah, this is coming to your house and it's going to ruin everything you couldn't do at all, that's it, there's a bad trade, okay little twos, then it's okay, crazy, cute, oh, he's, oh, he's furious.

It should be that was a picture of him and me, well that's what a loyal cat dad is, I'm just a giant hunk, well if he wasn't such a hipster about it he'd probably be a little less of an idiot, ah, No. Not today, don't put me in the bathroom, oh no, no, no, here we go, yeah, what you got, what you got, man, no, today, oh-ho-ho, listen, oh, he don't know what do, you are so lost and confused unfortunately. to him I'm NOT I'm so cute I'm so cute and he's so angry ah no please not today Oh lord. man, don't you know where i am mr. man I think he's sad oh you know I think he knows maybe you know maybe you know something about this oh well someone's a pile of poop humma dope bobaloo banana go bye oh boo gotta have it gotta ha ha ha , miss me ah, I have to go up there oh, ha, ha, ha, right in your head, you stupid idiot, oh, oh, oh, oh, you almost took me there, that would have been impressive, but unfortunately for you, you're too stupid so I can be me, okay, let's see if I can distance myself from him a little, huh?

Does he do this? Oh, I don't know what did that, but he made it a lot more moody here oh oh oh, I thought I turned off the music. I thought, oh, isn't that less and less nice and less and less and less and less and I don't know what that other cat was but he's out of here how do you have so many alarm clocks? It's because you're a hipster, damn, of course, you actually have Bell alarm clocks, you fucking weirdo. I'm sinking oh oh oh we've entered bald territory he's failing me oh come on, get it, get it, yeah, good stuff, yeah, that's what I would refer to colloquially as the good stuff, yeah, oh, there's another room.

Oh, where is he? the other room, wait, there's more stuff here, oh, it's / floors, oh, okay, haha, haha, scary, scary, scary, okay, scary, very, scary, oh wait, I just saw the vein Mother, oh, yes, please, Oh, power jump, No, Oh, power jump, I'm a boy. a mission and that mission is to literally destroy your life oh ho these are hard to navigate okay that's hard pe come on oh come on oh come on yeah yeah it's worth it 100% worth it hey, how did I miss this? Get out here, okay? woo, hey, you almost took me there, but not today, not today, friend boo, oh, it surprises me, I'm like a missile of pure hate here to destroy your hate, I hate this hate, ooh TV, oh, that's nice and I don't think about choosing anything I'm going to gouge your eyes out now oh yeah oh yeah oh no what were you going to do you can't do anything am I in your face or am I fine what happens when he catches me what happens when he catches me Come on, what are you going to do eh, you have nothing, you have nothing, friend, because it's very sad when he doesn't catch me.

I'm on your shoulder. What are you going to do with nothing? Oh my god, what is he doing to me? Was I even doing it? put me in oh no, not in the crane, oh god no, oh I've been a bad kitty, this gives a fun trophy room, what did I get? ooh, well, he wouldn't really want me to mash things up here, Woody, hey, listen, can I, can I? be nice, just sit on your lap and give him a good old/how about right on the top of your head? That's it, come on, oh, you're stupid, the hipster bun is getting in the way, okay, this is good enough, hey, buddy, how?

Are you listening, we can be friends, right, we can be friends, data, very fair, they fed me, you'll regret that I don't look angry, all these trophies for the best organic guava, okay, I think we've got it ready. F Bay, goodbye. goodbye master, well anyway, that was ridiculous, that was Dante's inferno. I liked it, that was a lot, it was very fun. I don't remember the name of the game you played as a cat, what was his name? That one was really great anyway, so it will end with three strange

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. Thank you all so much for watching.

I hope you enjoyed this one. These were some weird ones, but there were some fun ones too, so thanks again and if you have any. other weird

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you want me to play or surreal or just old and weird let me know in the comments below thanks again and as always I'll see you in the next video bye.