2SEXY VS 2WISTD - FINAL BATTLE!

Welcome to an absolutely epic episode of mighty carmods where this absolute beast is going to dominate the abomination that is way too sexy how are you buddy? I'm very good we're on a race track we're on a race track funny I brought a race car what did you bring? I also bought a Martin race car and today we are going to go through a series of challenges that you have chosen to see which car is the

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victor of the mighty car mods sexual selection challenge. Welcome to another episode of mighty. Carmods, it's a special day, we're here at London Raceway and we've got these two amazing vehicles

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ly going to

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it out to see which is the better front-wheel drive and all-wheel drive Lancer Evo Knot Evo Lancer.

What I just realized from reading this Hot Floors magazine that my car is on the cover of, is that the car that you just bought and basically did nothing, um, and today, of course, uh, this is the car that will fight too sexy, now both cars have a bit of a history, some of it is good, some of it neat, but before we get into the challenges, I think it's probably worth doing a quick summary and showing you everything you need to know about these two vehicles with whom we will fight today, that is the worst thing I have ever done.

What you see in the blue corner is way too sexy, a beat up sex mascot car that I fixed up, wrestled, beat up, modified, painted and then blew up on the track racing an evo 10. Then I put a block wrecker on it big 2.4 liter with banana manifold and Miss Daisy turbo, after blowing up the dyno clutch I installed a limited slip diff light, flywheel and heavy duty clutch to get it ready for

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. Years have passed in his development and today he will prove himself against his inferior rival and in the orange corner he is our favorite.

Sex Peck Auto Salon Champion of 2008 twisted. This incredible Evo arrived at our shed neglected and broken, but the potential of the 4g63 turbo made me jump for joy. The car needed quite a bit of work to get running again, including fuel system fluids, battery, injectors, spark plug. coolant and a Haltech management system to run it all after a couple of weeks of work, Twisted is back in the game and ready to take the crown of the best and fastest evo in the mcm garage. Both cars now run on ethanol and both produce more than 220 kilowatts. on the front wheels and there is only room in our garage for one, so today someone is going to lose their car, so there it is, today we are going to work on a series of challenges that you have chosen every time a car wins a challenge - You will earn one point at the end of the day, the car with the most points will be the winner and the car that misses will be destroyed by an accident or a fire, so let's get to it, the first challenge of the day is Go to ouch, so This is the woe challenge, we are going to accelerate to 100 kilometers per hour and then we will stop and whoever stops in the shortest distance after reaching 100 kilometers per hour is the winner, uh, because if your car is fast, you will arrive sooner and you will be able to stop sooner and if your brakes are good, you will stop sooner.

It is an acceleration and braking test. Now let me show you what Twisted is made of. Let me give you a little taste of what's going to happen. For the rest of the day it will be like this, a small sample of a brutal and too sexy dominant power. It will be like this all day. Put your helmet on, buddy, oh it's exhausting. You're ready to squirm. I'm so ready to cut you off. sexy my friend three two one that was close man a little backtracking I think I've won I don't think I've won everyone friend I've won look at my block I've won yeah I mean is that's close that's so close I think I could if you come no you have an idea and take a look I'm in front of you like that very well done good job I'm a little surprised what I think is funny is that you have two huge black lines at the beginning and I have two huge black lines at the end which means that Yours doesn't grab and mine doesn't grab when you stop being awesome, this is going to be fun, cool, should we call it a win for Twisted and Just Move?

You won legitimately Are you ready for the next challenge Yes, I'll cut you off on that one What is it? The next challenge is the sound challenge. It's the revolution test. It's the credibility of the parking lot. I think I have it. Let's do it many people. I was doubtful of Twisted but this first challenge has shown that Twisted has better acceleration and braking in a straight line and this is a sign of what is to come during the rest of the day. The winner of the Go to Oh challenge is Twisted. My insides fell out.

While driving my speedometer fell off and I had to grab it and hold it with one hand while the cars were talking, the steering is not ideal for this challenge you chose, let's do a decibel test to see how loud these cars are but also We'll give each of them a score of 10 for the quality of their fix, so two hotties will go first. I have my decibel meter here, Marty, you can turn up in highly scientific language. and we are ready to go, well we start, let's wait for a second decibel meter, it's on this I might add, it's a recommended 4g 69 big block with a straight through exhaust that discharges right near the wheel, cool, no mufflers, go. to go for complete science one step away from the passenger door here we go and we go here we go are you ready?

Yes, I'm ready to start. Well, listen to it. I will give you a maximum value in decibels. Thank you so much. You're right. a maximum value of 94 decibels which is not bad, which is highlighted, this is pretty good and there's a good flutter there, a little bit of turkey, excellent, so if you jump right here I'll do the same thing, stay tuned. which of course the loudest volume will earn one point and the best sound will earn one point two points in this challenge martin here we go this is gnarly doing its thing it sounds like a dead squirrel in there says how were we buddy um you peaked at 89. 89. yes then that's one point for you for the volume and if we both agree then we just give it one point for the actual sound, that's good, it sounds amazing, it has cameras, in fact, yes I have to agree agreement. below it's a bit like putting a turbo on mom's outlander, that actually sounds difficult, very good, that's one point, every well done, let's move on to the next challenge, getting a huge unique dinosaur figure by controlling your environment or adding ice to your intercooler.

It's great for your forum signature and impressing people at parties, but we really want to get a consistent and repeatable power figure in the real world so we can compare twisted and overly sexy, so first on the bench test is twisted, come on, twisted, show us a too sexy dominant power. three two one wow wow 223.1 kilowatts everyone absolutely ridiculous that's very that's good power on that that's crazy twisted ends with wheel kilowatts that's 299 horsepower oh 260 it's going to get so bad now too feel very sorry for him sexy is no stranger to the Haltech dyno after producing 135 kilowatts with its stock 1.5 liter engine, the big block and custom turbo setup put out 150 kilowatts before blowing the clutch on the side of the car, now with a lot of repairs and a new clutch.

I'm back on the dyno for another test with its new setup, it peaked at over 230 kilowatts before being dialed in at a safe and reliable 220 kilowatts. 295 is the number you don't want to have, while we generate 230 kilowatts like one time. I couldn't repeat it and a reliable number was 220, basically exactly the same as Twisted, so we call this a tie. No this challenge is total it's just not a damn race track and this is absolute and it's another win for twisted now at four points while too sexy is at two for this next challenge we present it to the fans and for every period we did a poll on youtube and facebook now on facebook we asked you if you had to have one of these cars which one would you rather have, we had 40,000 votes and 68 percent of you said you would rather have that now we did something similar on youtube on the page from the community and 34,000 people voted and the question was which one would you pay more for, which is worth more I guess, and the winner is too hot at 58, which is a little closer.

Heck, it's a little closer, but as far as fans are concerned, they'd rather own it and it's worth more. That's two points for you, I think they're worth more. The fans have spoken, but I think to get a proper idea of ​​this, it's great that you earned your points and congratulations, thank you, but these are sex betting cars, I think we have to do it. Actually, take it to someone legit who knows about the sex vaccine. I know exactly the guy, so it's time for the auto show sex spec challenge. For this challenge, we have found not only one of the original auto show judges, in fact, he wrote the judging rules. and he's going to do a full auto show evaluation of these two sex spec nuggets to see which car has more sex specs.

Damon de Pray helped start the car show series in Australia in the 90s and his judging methodology is what decided who. won and who didn't. He will be looking at a number of aspects of our cars including the interior, exterior, engine entertainment, graphics, paint job and more. There are 10 categories in total with 10 points available for each category giving a total score of 100 for each vehicle and now it's time for the results, the total of 100, marty my Twisted car showroom skin winner versus too sexy with a score of 61, it's Twisted, that's another win for Twisted now with five points, but the gap is closing with too sexy right behind at four points now for this next challenge, we contacted the patrol police of New South Wales highways and we asked them if they would come and desert our cars now, they are both questionable, potentially highly defective and the police said, you know, they have unregistered cars. at the race tracks we are not going to come and do that we would like to do some real work to their credit they contacted us but they said we are a little busy so the question is which car is more defective and you will be surprised to know that Martin is too sexy.

If this were to be released to the streets, what are some of the flaws, let's go over it? No interior, no roof, sharp objects, a harness, a roll cage, a dashboard that's like sitting on. there without mentioning all the emissions problems from having a different engine that is not designed for intake, an exhaust that ends before the non-existent rear differential lights that do not work, a dashboard that does not work, no speedometer, no tachometer, no I do. I also don't think my fuel gauge works how many clicks of the steering wheel there is no steering wheel there are no airbags the handbrake doesn't work properly the gear shift is illegal the defroster doesn't work um the brakes are also questionable but I don't have to be defected for that and my wheels probably aren't legal either, so there's that.

I mean, now you would look at this and I know you're saying what a glorious car, but some of you might say it looks like a defect. magnet, the difference is this car in its current form, which is perfect, it's completely designed, amazing, this could have a blue slide, you could drive it down the road, someone could stop you and say, hey, I'm not sure about that and just go, man. I have the papers, so there are the papers. The winner of this challenge is twisted. Incredible. I know you're going to keep them, right? I have to twist the edges forward now by six points, so far in these challenges we have seen some acceleration.

We've done it from zero to 100, but now it's time to see how these absolute performance monsters handle. I say plural, but it's really just monster, so this is the witch hat challenge, a slalom. You say slalom lamb alum is correct? If you're a skier, you'd know this is a slalom or something, basically, we've got a bunch of witch hats down here, they're classy and they know this stuff they ride the spearmen with. It's okay, he's just talking nonsense because he knows he's going to lose. This one too, so we basically have to go in and out of the witch hats at the end, we're going to go around and then we're going to weave again, are we weaving back down, Marty, or do we just drive straight back down? ? backwards zigzagging both ways so it will be a zigzag up and back the first person back will be the winner of the witch hat slalom challenge he is going to knit and slalom such a disgusting word he will slalom to the top. he's going to turn around he's going to come back I'm going to time that on my stopwatch the fastest person to come back if my car starts again will be the winner of this challenge marty I'll tell you in mate you can start it Okay, if your car starts, You're doing better than me.

Everything is ready with my vehicle prepared for motorsports. Okay, come on, come on, you'll tell me. Here we go, I'll tell you.I'll start the stopwatch. it feels a little weird three two one the stopwatch is on oh wow it has good pace look at that look there is a car that was made for the track it is doing very well actually how is it going to get to the top although oh it is going wide it has 11 seconds and he's at the top he's on the grass he's coming back he hit a witch's hat, okay, he's going fast, he stopped, that was 22 seconds, he was fast, that's pretty cool, he looked funny, man, just You hit a witch hat, right?

So for that, I lose one second per second, yeah, so it's 23.24 seconds, buddy, well done, okay, your turn. It was at this point that all the excitement was too much for Twisted and it stopped working. We need to get him off the track. Some urgent diagnosis continues, yes, and I would like to point out that my car still works. We have Scotty.de haltech on the phone on my phone and marty is connecting a laptop through his phone and scotty will remotely access our haltech to try to diagnose what might be going on, it has a battery, we have checked everything, like the obvious plugs and cables.

The Haltech has no errors, it looks like it may be a voltage problem, probably due to our shaking stereo, so we decided to try our luck and try to boot. It's too sexy, basically a car show hookup session kicking off, well what does that say? us also is that if it keeps behaving like this it needs to be started every time I get out of my car which is kinda funny something like that could be something as simple as a bad battery cable somewhere yeah yeah I know , I know it's hard to say, but the things that do this would obviously be when it's starting up, what generates the most current, yes, it's the most work that everything does, yes, so it could be something as simple like just a bad battery cable or move forward from that. it could be a power supply for the injectors or the ignition or something like that yeah it's taken from a point that then has a shitty connection to you you got it ok it's going to be a little awkward for scotty trying to charge this on the test bench when it is crushed. flat now that I've done my spectacular motorsports weave it's time for this car to take a step forward and this gentleman to take a step forward now that we've got his car running and let's see what kind of time he can get.

Are you ready? I just want to For the record, this is a cruiser car and this car is made for all kinds of things and is designed to be driven slowly, like Lygon Street in Melbourne or Church Street, which has no more than 200 kilowatts at the front wheels. I mean, yeah, he's actually doing really well, he's working, oh, I'm in trouble, actually, oh, he's close, oh, can he turn?, oh, he's out, he's really out, he's completely out of the track and I think he missed a cone too, so I think he could. They penalized you with a point it was, it was a good effort 24.52 Did I hit something? uh yeah no there's a cone that came off and I think you actually missed a cone too but it was a good effort man but I think you got cut I did it but it's trying to do quick things man stop it of wasting time, it's time to roll, okay, for this next challenge, it's rolling, this basically means you take grip and acceleration from a standstill out of the equation, it's all about power. as we roll bulk power so we're going to turn this corner when we get to the end of the wavy stripes here we're just going to power up the first person to cross that finish line is the winner let's get this right so this is a roll race.

We're just going to slowly come out of the bottom corner here at London Racecourse in second gear and then we're going to plant it. The first person to reach the finish line will be the winner. Are you ready, Martin? I'm ready, I'm ready to roll this is going to be amazing this is a little bit about grip because we both have too much power okay I'm in second gear my block is sinking and cracking all over the place here we go let's do it This is good, getting ready to roll. Getting ready to move on, oh I'm in engine protection mode again, man that's so fast, whoa, I mean engine protection, or I'm sure I would have won.

Are you in limb mode? I'm in limp mode, what a shame it's almost. like someone with a laptop could have set limb mode i didn't do that i'll give it to you marty thanks next we have the drag race drag race let's do this next battle is like a good one old fashioned drag race, I actually don't know how long this is here, there are no lights, there is no end, some kind of finish line there, it will only be the first person to reach the end, we will win this challenge, it will be It's pretty obvious who exactly is linking the car to whom, so let's do this, it's the sex-spec drag racing hashtag.

Twisted Hashtag When it comes to street cred, drag racing is the ultimate. Both cars are very evenly matched, except for one gnarly thing that's stuck. Emergency Mode: A safety setting designed to protect the engine when there is a problem, but I made the difficult decision to disable the safety features for one last chance at glory. This may cause the engine to explode, but I'm willing to take the risk. because the points are now out of the window we're putting everything on the line our final race is for layoffs all these challenges are actually just we built these cars to be fast well I built this car to be fast you bought this car, which is surprisingly fast, thanks, but I think it all comes down to a racer.

I'm throwing my pink slip and whoever loses loses their car, well that's okay because I'm not going to lose. This sucker is running a big block mitsubishi. win that way cheryl and i can roll together once she gets out of prison are you seriously dating fast and furious visualize the victory visualize the vin diesel that visual the victory look visual it's very very simple if if I beat you you lose your car If I beat you, you lose, if you crash, if you crash, you lose your car, you lose your car, if you go off the track, if your car dies, your car dies, your car is gone, your car is gone, friend, I'm willing to do it, slip pink, two laps, you're the one.

First person to cross that line there after two laps you win the other person's car do it however you want I'll make you don't cross that line or you're not the first to cross that line you lose too sexy. I'll have time for a nice little nap while I was like deal, shake it up. pink leaves my friend pink leaves made twice hi mom hey cheryl yes, I'll just choose You got out of prison Is she calling the jail phone again? No, we're about to win, too sexy, I miss you, yes, I miss you, okay, see you soon, okay, twisted quick pep talk, this is what you were made for, in fact, this is not for that. you're made for anything you're made to drop your panties to anyone who walks by but the thing is you represent perfection a lot of people take the car scene very seriously the interior is too crazy the color is too crazy but twisted you're You've done it , you have brought automotive perfection to the eyes, minds and hearts of millions of people and now when you win this we sell it too sexy or we crush it, but I think maybe we will sell it and with the money more modifications so you can match it. better to become three wizards too sexy you've been through a lot you've had a hard life you were here before Twisted was conceived even though the car is older you in your glory days as a sex pet you already knew about cruising the streets were impressive to everyone for half a decade before that car existed now in a way that makes you much more genuine, makes you wise and the journey that you've been on since then, I mean, has taken you away from this. thing on this track gun and look where we are today we are on a track we are home this is where you belong and you need to prove that cars like this are not welcome on the track today is the day I believe in you just remember this twisted too sexy it is old jaded weak it's a fake evo it doesn't have a real evo engine you have pedigree you have class you have jdm heritage and you have a lot of people that you have to introduce and that you can bring that you can take it to the track you have brought it to the clubs you have brought it to the exhibitions cars you brought it to the ladies I can smell it here and now it's time to take it to the track come on do this, you ready to go to Martin, enough talking man, it's time to go crazy, you've got a lot on your shoulders, there's a lot of people watching this now, there are a lot of people from the sexpect generation who support you, not in you for you and this is your time to shine I just hope you start all the engine protection has been disabled this car now because of the haltech it is the only one way we really have a hope of winning so I also hope it really kicks off so let's do this, um, let's finish this race, get over the finish line, visualize victory, then I'll have two evos, damn I'm nervous okay , please, stop, please, stop, let's hope your car starts, come on, come on. come on I have that jumper key, jumper cables, don't use the jumper cables, it's embarrassing, just start, come on, tornado, just start, thank you, thank you, okay let's do this, there is no more emergency mode because there is no engine protection, I'm ready, it's this moment I worked for the race that will divide a nation and define the rest of our lives as Twisted goes toe-to-toe with an overly sexy winner who takes the three, two, one, Oh, it's fast, oh, wow, it's moving, but I don't think it's going. to be enough sir, come on, come on, I know you have a locked diff, come on, oh it's sketchy, I'm a hit, oh, I'm understeering like crazy, ah, look at it, sexual spec power, you're halfway through it and they're ahead, come on, you've got this, that's it, yeah, come on, yeah, you're fast, you're ethanol, yeah, come on, you've got two car lengths on it, you've got two car lengths on it, come on, I'm on their tail right on his tail we go this way oh wheel turns the wazoo this is it he could really win and I'm going to put him on the straight oh, I'm almost off the track come on, he's in front, he's ready Why is he in front?

What's going on? No, this is not, this is not happening. I'm almost off the track, come on, twisted, twisted, come on, twisted, everything is skidding, come on, twisted, come on, this is just ridiculously fast, better than ever. oh no it's understeer yes, chopped, chopped, chopped, chopped, chopped, so chopped, oh, so chopped, ah, all over the place, I think you owe me a 15 second car, what happened? I got too close and understood directly against the wall, eat the wall, yeah. It's also a big success, my goodness, well, there's only one thing left to do. Hey mate, I'm just calling about that crane, yeah mate, I'm in London, right on the high street, you can take it down whenever you want.

I'm ready, what are you picking up? Man, um dude, what are you doing? What do you mean? What am I doing? It's my car now. Where are you going to take your prey? It doesn't matter Aren't you not really you're not really him? deal where are the keys? No, the deal was whoever wins the challenge, yeah, that dude, right? Whoever wins the challenge, no, dude, this is for the blue poop, get out of my car, this is for the blue turtles, come on. We've done practice no, no, come on, no practice, buddy, we've done, no practice, there's a bus stop there, bus stop around the corner, where you sending my car?

Thanks man, he never had his car, you never had. your car flatters the boys it's not their car anymore things must when I was lost you would take me home I never felt so young and free the big blue sky the big blue sea I'm going to miss you my little blue z-u-r-d wouldn't say I'm happy about that , but sometimes these are the agreements we make and you just have to stick to them like blue poop.