2000 Dogs vs Minecraft Hardcore

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that's an avalanche of dogs pause okay let me explain story time so I was playing Minecraft right I thought wait a second I do this for a living I should probably watch this new update that everyone is complaining about because it will be fun, so I went into the abyss and searched for fragments 1.19, it came out in 1.19, wait a second, I recognize that iceberg, you know, that's all garbage, I've been here before, it's there Lo I know because I spent 45 hours mapping my world on a 3D sphere, which was definitely worth it and extremely useful, so I kept going and came out in completely new chunks.

It had all the telltale signs of new chunks flowing water. Yeah, no, that's it because everything new in this update is apparently on the floor. Yes, leave it on the floor. I love being in that place. I love the ground anyway. I found an important room. I thought. Hey, wouldn't that be funny? If I just dug down and found this place immediately I dug down and found this place immediately but my luck was about to change, it was about to change in a big, deep, dark way, I mean, how hard could it be the guy? the guy's blind uh uh I'm blind uh okay, leveling the playing field, I respect that, wait, don't tell me, this guy stores XP inside the blocks, he knows I can break them, oh, there it is, hey, I was wondering When were you going to show up?

Upstairs I can't see anything uh, literally nothing, yeah, so I can run away, I can do that though, what are you going to do bro? I don't like it, seriously, what are you going to do? I don't follow this game as much as I should. Well, I have no idea what he's sniffing around for me. What's happening is that he's sniffing around for me. Oh no, I feel like I feel bad for this guy Matt, he can't even see me, yeah, yeah, maybe you can kill a bat though, oh, he vaporized. that's okay, but actually that's not that hard, okay, just because you can kill a bad dog no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no wait wait it's

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it's that what's going on is minecraft hard is haunting me isn't it?

This can't be happening this is a block game this is a block game I come here to feel good about myself I play this game to feel good about myself and my accomplishments wait wait wait no one told me Yo, okay, does that mean Enough to try it now? Oh, don't tell me how to try. I hate when that happens, so I ran away with what was left of my dignity, and while I understand I stepped on his territory, I stole his first. Misplaced XP and I verbally disrespected him from a distance. I have to admit one thing I took personally: a wise man once said that violence is not the answer, it is a question and the answer is yes, that being said, I think I will agree that the most favorable outcome of any scenario is the one where you achieve success with minimal effort, like success without lifting a finger, because I ask you why do something difficult when you can have someone else do it for you.

When you introduce wolves, you find a forest. I'm going to go get one, bring some bones, you're going to click on it, click on the wolf and boom, the dog makes sense, you know, that makes sense, just biologically changed to a completely different animal, yeah, cool, It's like where I once howled, now I have an overwhelming urge to bark, but logic isn't the only thing missing here. Okay, we needed a headquarters, we needed a place to do all this breeding, but even though my manhood was destroyed by a guardian, I needed to stay calm and not get distracted by my rage and say build a giant temple of doom to represent perfectly my anger towards recent events but also a practical space that also has some style because that would be an unnecessary use of time and I'll probably only use it once.

What's the point of spending two whole days building this anyway? It just wouldn't make any sense. I mean, people are already complaining about my loading schedule. I don't need to waste time on meaningless bills, it just doesn't need to happen, but. kalani, do you think that's a bit exaggerated? No, we need all these blocks. I think this represents the direction this video is going pretty well, but it can't go in any direction without dogs, oh yeah, dogs, I forgot, uh-huh, a wolf. I hereby declare you dog as my first. I will give you this identification mark.

The black represents the fact that I only have black dye. Oh, like a wolf. Psychiatric dog. Oh, look, it's a wolf. Wait, where did that wolf go? You also thought we were going to be a wrong wolf, sorry I don't make the rules, these bones work fine so I won't lie at best I'm fighting for food so we got that, we got rotten meat, is that so? "Yeah, that works, but it wasn't going to last long, so I went and gathered some animals and made a fun basic sheet, but I remembered. Wait, if I stop caring about the animals' feelings, I can make more by introducing cruelty." build a fenced area build a second wooden level you need to catch the chickens up there okay make a redstone clock hook that baby up to a dispenser now this is the fun part okay it's fun but you'll find two willing volunteers okay don't name them that's how the attachments start your product Next you'll want to start feeding them and don't stop feeding them eventually they will start laying eggs that the hoppers will pick up and feed into the dispenser that will go off. the eggs directly to a wall where the hens will hatch in this area ready for me to collect and by collect of course I mean culling, the plan was going very well, I kept feeding until my layers produced enough eggs to constantly shoot day and night. night, look at this, this dispenser is spewing eggs, so many eggs, in fact, there was a chicken jam, a literal chicken jam, so many chickens existed in one place at the same time, existence itself simply said no and they ceased to exist.

Anyway now we had a lot of chicken which meant it was time to start feeding it to the dogs so they could have babies. This took a lot longer than I thought. It would be fine, so you have to dismember all the dogs, otherwise they won't be able to reproduce and Then you have to put them back down or they will just follow you everywhere. I'm very glad I did this. It makes my life so much easier and so much shorter. This means that with each feeding cycle, the cycle becomes longer. Like much else, I spent hours and hours feeding dogs, it was very tedious, it got to the point where I was just aimlessly punching chicken in an ocean of dogs, there were so many dogs that the dogs you were trying to sit down were being pushed to the front. where the dog stood up and then you accidentally clicked on the dog who was already sitting and now he stood up the babies are the worst by far i stopped even trying to sit them down but you wouldn't know what the worst thing about all this is The worst thing about This was that I wasn't even almost satisfied.

Do you really think I will be satisfied with this amount. Wait, how many dogs are here? Well, I have a plan. I'm going to count them. to keep track using dye, so I'm going to do a bunch of this and go back to each pink dog and then the ones that aren't pink, I know I haven't counted are geniuses 573 dogs, I'm actually going to move you. In fact, I'm going to move you up here, just be aware of the misplaced lava, look at your tail, okay, 573 dogs and we know that a pile of chicken blows out 32 other dogs, which means we need about 45 piles of chicken. to get to

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dogs, so let's put some chests under the hoppers and then we can create a flood that will push all the chickens into the hoppers where I can easily chop them up, so now we just sit and wait, oh yeah, that works Wonder, okay, we have all the chickens. for

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dogs, so when this chicken is gone, we know we have 2000 dogs.

I feel like I'm saying 2000 dogs too many, oh for God's sake, yeah, this is one of those moments where, by the way, you really question your life. dogs, if I click a chicken on you and then immediately after clicking a chicken on your mom, sorry the chances are low but accidents happen okay so the frames are starting to get a notable blow. Now, come on, last push, last push, who. wants some chicken with ten away two thousand dogs two thousand dogs two thousand dogs pc be like brother but kelani be like yeah 2000 dogs is actually a lot of dogs for every dog ​​we lost a painting let's quickly give this guy a real look thoughtful name and here we go, okay, get off, I'll let you sit there, but this is actually my throne and it's time to see the fruits of my labor, okay, let's start small, let's take like 100 dogs and see how they do It's a relatively normal day. -Everyday situations, for example you are minding your own business when a violent donkey appears out of nowhere and challenges you to hand-to-hand combat, yes the donkey donkey doesn't stand a chance or here you are just going for a walk with 100 dogs when a sheep makes a verbal threat towards you and your family, yeah that just didn't last long, what about something that actually fights back?

Yeah, nothing, nothing, nothing really has a chance, everything is just running away now. They're actually running away, the skeletons are like 100 dogs, yeah, no, okay, I think we've firmly established that these dogs are ready, so it's time to start the plan to get revenge and get my manhood back. I found out earlier in the video that the cave near the village actually leads directly to the ancient city, so we need to create some kind of transportation system that is safe for at least 1000 dogs and potentially more, if we need reinforcements it must be death proof for dogs, well not me.

I don't want 500 dogs to fall to their deaths, that will weigh a little on my conscience. Squid can die in caves if they want, but my dogs won't be fine. Maybe I can start from here and dig a ladder all the way up. I have a bad feeling, but I'll do it anyway because I can't think of a better alternative. Well, that's perfect and then it comes out. Oh, this is brilliant. Okay let's get like 1000 dogs or as close to 1000 dogs as we can get oh man I'm actually running faster because of the 1000 dogs pushing me okay so I don't know I guess we just go down What's the worst that can happen?

It's a ladder oh oh no oh, that's a dog. avalanche, that's a dog avalanche, oh dear, no, back off, back off, back off, things aren't going to plan right, so what we're going to do is try again, but this time with water, especially here, this part in particular it needs water, okay? 000 dogs check but we're doing fine so far so good it's a dog avalanche but it's controlled okay very good very good okay a couple of squeals here and there but we're okay okay final stretch down here wait I can probably fly Yes I can fly down and they can just teleport to me, right, that's probably the best idea, okay, that wasn't the best, that wasn't the best idea, okay, we get down alive, that's the main thing, let's get some strength potions, good dogs.

Now all we have to do is provoke him we have to be as provocative as possible I'm talking about breaking blocks breaking blocks and making loud noises disturbing the peace okay this guy hates loud noises okay here it is hey remind me we haven't been introduced formally, but here there are approximately, in my estimate, around 1000 dogs, my powers have doubled since we last met, where is the devil?, the dogs attack, oh, how bad, how bad, but it is working, it's working, oh what's that? you're going to use a sonically charged street that's cute what are you going to do sonically screech 1000 individual dogs i don't think so oh you can't it can't even reach me imagine doing the guardian fight in third person mode you're okay man you should probably make a move if you want to stand up in your playroom he's making a move he's making oh this is just this isn't waiting it's just gone gone oh that was almost boring that was so easy oh that's just embarrassing for you you crossed me I almost feel bad for him , okay, let's try to provoke someone else, let's just get in here and start breaking things.

I see no sign of another guardian anywhere. We'll scare them all. There's only one? Probably not. What kind of player has a whole hair? city ​​for himself there has to be another one I think we scared all the dogs I think we scared them they don't even want to come close the wolf was crushed too much yeah that's fair I can't understand I can actually see oh okay Then this guy said: "No , I'm going to leave this out pretty fair, okay let's see if there's any around, yeah actually, probably not, there's love, okay darling, that's it, look at that feed, okay, I think I've proven it. my point and I literally can't prove it anymore because the guards are scared of me now I can't even find another one, okay let's get out of here, well,I think it was a big success, okay, it just became a little less so. successful anyway, moving on to the next challenge, we've seen dogs against single enemies now it's time to see dogs against multiple enemies, it's time to attack, okay, I'm going to come down here because I need, oh, that was awkward, oh, this is very uncomfortable.

It's a very uncomfortable stitch okay, let's get out of here, let's get out of here oh no, it became even more oh dear oh wait, are there any villagers alive here? oh no oh well there must be, I just haven't seen it oh well, you may not be for a long time, we'll see how this goes, okay, let's get right to it, show me what you've got, okay, start strong, start strong, just Don't go near the ledge, you'll all die, everyone, okay? okay, okay, that's the first easy round, so I need to clear an area here because I can't see the bad guys anywhere ah wait I see them I see them here I said oh dear oh no oh dear oh it's raining dogs it's raining dogs that was it terrible idea it's almost like I should have patched that huge open mouth hole what I'm going to do is plug this hole and then we're going to try again ok this is working much better less dogs falling and dying oh yeah no that's it It's actually a problem, I didn't think about the damage potions okay, they survived, this guy can't even get to me, when will I find a challenge, okay, I think I found a challenge. vex has problems, these guys are problems for dogs, they can fly and dogs can't, okay I made my decision, I'll give dog raids a solid six out of ten since it depends heavily on the terrain and also the Dogs don't know how to deal with splash potions or Vex, so okay dogs, your next test is the nether.

I need the weather. skeleton skulls for your final challenge so I better take you and see if you die or not so I'll make this portal a lot bigger and then hopefully they'll just walk through it yeah yeah that works fine I have a feeling I'm going to lose a lot of dogs here on another trip. What I'm thinking is that I'll just fly and then land so the dogs will teleport to me and I'll keep doing that until we're at the fortress. Yes, this works. never ever traveling with dogs isn't even that bad look at this none of them are dying okay, we're here, we're in the fortress, let's see how we get along, I have a feeling that's not the case yet, we already have a casualty.

Okay, why do you just jump? Why do you just choose to jump? Okay, everyone's on fire, everyone's on fire, we've been here 20 seconds already, this is going exactly how I thought it would be, why did I look at that feed? look at that feed why did I bring dogs to the bottom oh this is my fault it's not my conscience I'm just a little sorry because basically what's happening is the dogs are falling into the lava but it's far enough away that then teleport back. For me to die tragically in front of my eyes, just don't bring your dogs to the bottom or any pets.

I think we've been here probably five minutes and we have about 10 dogs left. Well, after 25 minutes, there's only one dog left, I don't think he's going to last long, in fact, look at this, look at this, I guarantee he just jumped to his death, yeah, there we go, okay, so What I'm thinking is that I'm going to build like a subway. sand because otherwise the cross will just break free and then they'll just be in the sky like, what are you going to do? We have already established that dogs cannot fly and a cat, can you fly?

Hey listen. I'll take a cat right now, some meowing will be a nice change from barking, yeah, and I like the way you run away from me instead of two because I'm used to dogs, oh, sorry, I don't really mean to do it. that but if you get in the way I'm going to hit you so you see if you get in the way I'm going to hit I'm going to try to make this room as hard as possible for us to escape so I'm going to use all the obsidian I have because I have quite.

In the end I still have a lot of obsidian, so we'll go get it first. Now my face, okay, there we are. at least something productive came out of that video, okay, let's cover this place with obsidian, okay, and then we just come here and spam the right mouse button until we have like a thousand, I don't know, like a thousand dogs, that will be . enough I feel like if I take any more dogs than this I'll just die from entity overcrowding so I'm not going to risk it okay let's go down and see hopefully they'll teleport yeah okay okay I think we have a thousand. dogs there I really think we have a thousand dogs at least look that's okay we're just doing this we're just doing it oh the cat is still here sorry you have to see this feel free to join okay here we go oh no oh the delay, okay, here we go, okay, let's go until it explodes and then I can actually get this ending, one, okay, dog, move, okay, two.

Ok dogs, show me what you got, oh wow, oh wow, okay, they're actually destroying it. Okay, the third one is there so far, very good. Okay, the feed is starting to arrive. The feed is starting to come thick and fast. We're about 20. seconds so I'd say they're doing pretty good, good and the first weather is already about 30 seconds away, there's 30 of us, I think I've broken the game, it doesn't matter anymore, there's nothing good enough to beat me I'm invincible look, they're just stalking him, they're just, oh wait, wait a second, oh, wait a second, they can't catch him, oh, he's found a loophole, he's found a loophole, I respect that, but you'll have to get down, I think I shot like a lot of my own dogs, so okay, I did it again, okay, and the second I did it, this guy found the same loophole, but we're not going to allow it.

I'd say we're around 100. down dogs right now most of them are mine oh this is embarrassing this is hard to watch this is just this game is too easy now I do boss fights in third person mode it's too easy nor You can't even catch up with me to achieve victory Oh, look at that feed, there are a lot of dead dogs, so they didn't die in vain. Well, I guess the responses that listen to the haters will say that I took it too personally and took it too far, but we live in a world where it is like that.

Still, or warm up, that's fine, and today we stood up all 2001 and said we refuse to be warmed, instead we choose to be the ones who eat, if some dogs got hurt making this video, sure, Yes, I'm sure there were, but I have my pride back and that, well. That makes this story have a happy ending. I'll see you guys next time.