2 Hours Off w/ Jason Momoa - Whips, Arrows & Motorcycles

HELLO COMPANION, I'M JAMES. MY SCHEDULE JUST CHANGED AND I HAVE TWO free URS. I KNOW. DO YOU WANT TO HANG OUT? AWESOME, I'M ON CBS. CAN YOU PICK ME UP? EXCELLENT. I'LL SEE YOU DOWN THERE. CHEERS MAN. CHEE (Applause and applause) James: HEY MAN, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? READY FOR THE BEST TWO HOURS OF YOUR LIFE? James: SURE, WHAT DO YOU HAVE PLANNED FOR US, WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO? RIDE SOME PIGS, DUDE. James: CORRECT. YOU RIDE, RIGHT? James: YEAH MAN, THIS IS JUST A LITTLE DIFFERENT THAN THE PIG I HAVE AT HOME, PIG-WIDE. IT'S A DIFFERENT KIND OF PORK.

THAT'S A KNUCKLE 41 AND THIS IS A 36. James: LOOKS LIKE YOU STEAL FROM MAD MAX. AND HE THAT'S A FINAL SEAT, RIGHT? him THAT'S A SEAT MATE. THERE YOU GO, THERE YOU GO. YOU LOOK WELL. James: I FEEL SO COLD. THIS SEAT GETS VERY HOT, NOT ON YOUR LEGS? I DON'T HAVE ALL MY BIKE SKINS AT HOME. I THOUGHT YOU WOULD SAY THAT, I BROUGHT YOU LEATHER. James: THAT'S GREAT NEWS. She is fine. She now I'M READY. YES. YOU LOOK AMAZING. James: I SORRY, IT FEELS DEEPLY INAPPROPRIATE. IT FEELS LIKE YOU WERE BORN IN IT. James: SHE SOUNDS LIKE SHE'S ABOUT TO DIE.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT MY VIBE IS. I THOUGHT YOU COULD SAY THAT, SO I BROUGHT ANOTHER ONE. James: THAT'S GOOD, YOU BROUGHT ANOTHER ONE. HERE WE GO! James: YES, NOW THIS IS ME. PERFECT. JASON MOMOA SIDE PIECE, I ABSOLUTELY LOVE IT -- I LOVE THAT? NOW YOU'RE- James: NOW WE'RE COOKING, THIS IS WHAT'S ON THE SIDE PIECE, OKAY, YES, I'LL DO IT. WHO IS THE LAST PERSON TO USE THIS ELTON JOHN SIDE CAR, BECAUSE THIS IS WHAT IT FEELS like? WOW YES BABY! WOW, YES, THIS IS NOW. I'M MOMOA'S SIDE PIECE, BABY! GIVE ME FIVE! OH MY GOD, THAT'S TOO FAST, THAT'S TOO FAST NOW!

I ALSO HOPE WITH FROZEN PROFITS. WHAT HAPPENS ON THE WEEKENDS. WELL, WHAT ARE WE DOING? A LIMB BOW SHOOTING. James: REALLY? YES MAN. James: IS THIS SOMETHING YOU DO IN YOUR FREE TIME? DO YOU ENJOY DOING THIS? DO YOU KNOW WHO GOT MYSELF IN THIS? MY WIFE. James: DO YOU HAVE GOALS AT HOME? HAVE A TOMAHAWK COURSE AND OH AND ARROW! James: I NEVER FELT LESS OF A PLAN. WHEN YOU'RE LAUNCHING TOMAHAWKS, I'M LITERALLY WATCHING THE BAKE-OFF. BACK BACK, BACK BACK. YES, DON'T HIT ANYONE. TRY IT AGAIN. GET IT. James: AH! GENUINE PAIN. HOW ARE YOU? - STILL IS?

HEY! James: UNLESS YOU BET ON WHITE, THAT MAKES YOU LOOK BETTER. HELLO FRIEND, ARE YOU READY, LITTLE WILLIAM SAYS EXCEPT ON MY SHOW, LET'S DO A LITTLE TRUST EXERCISE, I KNOW YOU LOVE THEM. PUT THE APPLE ON YOUR HEAD AND THEN HERE, RIGHT HERE. SO IN CASE IT'S MISSING -- James: WELL, DON'T SAY THAT. IF I FAIL I WILL HIT THE TARGET. They're going to blindfold me. James: THERE'S NO WAY YOU'RE SHOOTING AN ARROW THROUGH THE APPLE ON MY HEAD. THERE IS NO REASON FOR THIS. I ALREADY THINK YOU ARE AMAZING. YOU ARE NOT MARKING THIS CORRECTLY BY KNOWING WHERE I AM.

I CAN HEAR YOUR VOICE. James: YOU PROMISE ME - I'M NOT MOVE I'M NOT MOVE. FEEL YOU MOVE. James: I DON'T MOVE, I DON'T MOVE. YOU CAN HEAR MY VOICE? YES. James: Keep listening to my voice and go! DID I GET IT? James: WHAT WAS THAT? BROTHER, I HAVE THE APPLE. James: I'VE BEEN - LOOK AT HOW I AM, I WOULD HAVE BEEN IN MY FACE. I CAN FEEL WHERE THE APPLE WAS, YOU CHANGED IT. DON'T BE SO DRAMATIC. James: I APOLOGIZE FOR BEING SO DRAMATIC WHILE SHOOTING AN ARROW IN THE FACE. IT HURTS ME THAT YOU DIDN'T TRUST ME.

James: AS MUCH AS IT HURTS, THAT WOULD HAVE HURT A LOT MORE. WHAT ARE WE DOING? IN THE "SEE" SET I USE IT TO NAVIGATE, I WAS TRAINED TO USE THE WHIP. SO I WANTED TO SHOW YOU HOW TO DO IT. PUT THESE ON. James: WHY DO I NEED THESE? TRUST ME, YOU WILL WANT THEM ON. WE HAVE A MASTER WHIPPER WHO TAUGHT US HOW TO MAKE ALL THE NOISES. James: OH (BEEP) OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD WHAT IS THE -- TEACH YOU HOW TO DO THAT. James: WHAT'S THE POINT OF THIS? WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?

LITTLE TESTOSTERONE. James: BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE LACKING? IT CALMS ME AND FEELS GOOD, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? James: DO YOU DO IT TO CALM YOURSELF? IS YOUR WAY TO CALM YOURSELF BASICALLY TRAINING FOR THE HUNGER GAMES? IF WE HAVE TWO HOURS I WILL DO IT. WAIT, WE HAVE TO START WITH THIS FIRST. WELL? James: I mean I don't feel inadequate enough anymore. YOU HAVE A HUGE WHIP AND I... I GET IT, I GET IT. IT'S JUST TO GET DOWN THE TECHNIQUE. IT'S ALL IN THE WRIST. I NEEDED A LOOSE AND FLEXIBLE WRIST FOR THIS. SNAP, okay?

PAINT THE HOUSE, YOU DON'T KNOW ME, RIGHT? James: PAINT THE HOUSE, YOU DON'T KNOW ME. IT'S LIKE OH MY LOVE ♪ ♪ MY DEAR ♪ ♪ I'M HUNGRY FOR YOUR TOUCH ♪ ♪ A LONG LONELY NIGHT ♪ ♪ Okay, OK, NOW LOOK. GO OUT. I AM A RAINBOW. SPOT. James: THIS REALLY MAKES ME THINK OF RAINBOWS. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ NOW YOU'RE DOING IT, GOOD. James: 100% I FEEL LIKE RIGHT NOW I COULD HIT A TIGER. YOU ARE A RAINBOW. James: I AM A RAINBOW. I AM A (BLEEP) RAINBOW! RAINBOW POINT! Hey ha ha! James: WOW! ONLY NOW DID I REALIZE THAT I WAS DEAD BEFORE THIS MOMENT. THAT'S UNTIL HERE I'M GOING TO GO HOME AND I'M GOING TO MAKE LOVE TO MY WIFE!

NOW WHAT IS THIS JASON, WHY DID YOU PUT AN EGG THERE? BECAUSE YOU'RE GOING TO BEAT IT, BEAT THE EGG, TRY TO BREAK IT. RAINBOW AND PERIOD, GET IT. James: IMAGINE IF I DO THIS. IF I DO THIS IT WILL BE THE GREATEST MOMENT OF MY LIFE. HI JASON MOMOA, DO YOU KNOW WHAT I WOULD SAY? YOU CAN'T MAKE AN OMELETTE WITHOUT BREAKING SOME EGGS. YOU CAN'T MAKE AN OMELETTE WITHOUT BREAKING SOME EGGS. WITHOUT BREAKING SOME EGGS. THAT WAS CLOSE. WITHOUT BREAKING SOME EGGS. OH! OH! MY GOD! MOMENT! James: I DID IT ON THE FIRST TRY!

I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! GRRR! James: I CAN'T BELIEVE I SAID THAT AT THE EXACT MOMENT I SAID THAT LINE. YOU LIKE TO SPLIT THE TRUNK. IT IS, YOU BREAK THE TRUNK WITH YOUR FURY. James: I WOULD LITERALLY LEAVE MY JOB JUST TO HANG OUT WITH YOU EVERY DAY. I SWEAR TO GOD IT WAS TRUE.