19 Best Celebrity Lie Detector Moments | Vanity Fair

Are you actively trying to get her back? No, we brought them here today to take a lie

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test. One of you will be connected to the machine while the other will ask questions. Okay and then they will change. Yes. So who wants to? in the hot seat first Julia does it I was lying I would love to be in the hot seat first good luck it's you 5 foot 2 absolutely not 5 4 4 5 4 3 5 4 3 Kevin I'll put two and a half I thought four - five four - let's try to say The truth is - do you tip well? yes, more than 15% yes, more than 20% sometimes, yes, I mean, when it's appropriate, yes, oh boy, I'm God, I'm a bad tipper, okay, I can.

I don't think I'm rich in tipper stuff, that's heartbreaking, okay, it's mainly because I don't know or I don't let you know, that's just from Bateman, from my bubble. Do you watch SNL every week? I watch Pete's SNL bits every week, am I the funniest cast member yes that's a lie I'm not sure yes Enon do you think that's key? Kenan Thompson is funnier than me. Actually, it's the next question. No, yeah, okay, let's do it right. Do you think Enoch Thompson is by mail? We all think that that child is. funnier than me, yeah, okay, Kenan was seen, that's cool, I'm okay with admitting that.

Oh, Ariana Grande, and you know, we practically grew up together. I know her quite well. We both want collodion almost at the same time, we actually tried it. from a high school together I remember we went, we went together, so you know, Larry, very good, nice girl, good friends, that's right, she's being deceptive, so while I, your hair always looks great, what You say, you spend a lot of time on your hair, no. It's true? That's the question why yes, I spent some time. Where have you ever canceled plans because you didn't like the way your hair looked?

No, come on, it's true, that's questionable, come on, I think it's not a clear reading, here we go if I don't comb my hair, it's very straight and if I don't, it will immediately cut into a ball. I'll look like a ten year old Korean kid, okay, I'd have to like it if I didn't. Have you ever seen my hair like those photos of a shaved animal? And you're this what a bald bear looks like because I have a very small head. It's like 70% of my attractiveness. Do you like all my posts? Not Instagram, that's true, that's

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, did you see my photos that I posted from Africa?

Yes, that is questionable. I didn't post any photos. You studied ballet before acting. Yes, do you still dance? No when you're alone do you ever dance in the mirror if you think you're a better dancer than me it's not like I love your feet that's the question oh how do you like them how can you possibly like my feet because they're beautiful I really love them I'll kiss them I'll do it rub them I'll do more if you want it's more whatever you want okay tell me I don't want that mmm do they have a group chat without me why would we do that?

Answers the question why would we have a good challenge, I get it, I'm easy, I know for a fact that there is a post season six group chat that I'm not okay in, that's why lie

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s don't work because this is the answer, she's dodging the question, folks. I want to know the truth here is the truth there are about four Parks and Rec Tech chains there are parks fam true there are like parks parks fam there are Parks and Rec in one yes and there is another and there was one that we don't use because you are not in it and Chris Traeger is not in it Rob Lowe is not in it but I think it started because we were trying to surprise you and kept you away so to answer your question yes there is a text string that you are not there but I also think there is four other text strings.

I did it. I mainly observe everything else. You are nervous? You say the truth. You are a correct father. It's true. Would you ever let me take care of him? Have you ever seen? Keeping the Kardashians Up I've seen it on TV but I've never seen it like I've seen someone else watch it oh no it's not true stop yelling at the machine. I've seen it on TV but I've never been like oh, let me keep up with the car, I've never kept up with them, I see it seems like there was an agitated response, that's a

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assessment, mm-hmm, yeah, well, why not?

I know if I saw it, oh you. You're not digging yourself a hole look, I've seen a lot of bad things before, okay, but that's not something I've converted him to, it's not man, look what you can hear when you're yelling at a machine right now. Did you like the makeover of your characters at the end of season 2? I personally wouldn't dress that way, but I think it was a lot of fun, it didn't actually take long to do, but it was a lot of fun dressing up as It and I really enjoyed it. She had never worn that hairstyle and that normal life.

Well, I mean, technically I did it during photo shoots, but I wouldn't use it as a stylistic choice. No, that one was largely misleading. What, oh God? Do you think you're smarter than me? Yeah, no, okay, let's say the middle and maybe let me really think about this. I think I'm smarter than you. Yes, that is the question. No, he's lying. You think you're smarter than me. you're smarter than everyone no he does it with most people yes do you and Anastasia Steele have anything in common? yeah, well, which one is it? You can edit that.

No I dont think so. Okay, you can say I'm a liar. Okay, big lie. You're going to be fine. Have you ever been dazzled by a co-star? No, why him specifically? Yes, no, I don't remember, maybe at that time, Yes, do you think I'm a good friend? Why the hesitation? There's no hesitation, yeah, just. yes or no, I was enjoying previous

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of friendship and taking advantage of them to give an informed answer, having revised it to say yes, I think you're a good friend, do you think you're better than me because you went to Harvard?

So I'm funny Tracy, yeah, but you need more than a comedy, you need a series, that's what's funny, it's like the old G. I mean, what's funny? Do you think he could have a comedy franchise, a successful comedy? Yes do not worry. We're right, he writes good things. Do you think I have what it takes to be a comedian? Yes, you like me, crazy, I love you, I don't like you, I love you, you know that, look, he nodded, yes, this is the first time. you told the truth in this damn thing you said love would you ever take your husband on a ski trip?

Yes, we're going skiing for a couple of weeks. Why do you want to come or something? I'm just saying it would be fun. I haven't decided where we're going yet, but I'll check with your publicist as soon as they know, I'm sure there's no law that says I can't check into the hotel at the same place as you, no, of course. It's not quite right, as soon as we block it for my plans, you wouldn't know because they're not confirmed yet, we don't say anything. I can talk to Brad. I can verify with you that he is sick and that he is not.

I won't see him again. He has a terrible flu and cold. He's 103 degrees. Favorite right now, you won't see it. It's true. It's not a yes or no question, so it's hard to determine if your husband Brad is a terrible 103 degrees. temperature if that is a lie bingo and is appropriate