(+18) Pokemon Omeger Rubyer Part 1

Yeah, uh, Pokémon Mega Evolution, science, fighting magical animals, you know what to do. Welcome to our new home, honey, yes, there is too much water here. Shut up and say hello to our only neighbors. Do you want to be friends with our daughter? Uh, no, move. up and show up with the items completely restored, all set hello, can I name you something funny and inappropriate? Oh my god, hello, what's your name? I am, maybe, I love Pokémon. I want to be friends with Pokémon from all over the world. We can be friends? You are in? crack, I have to go help my dad now, well I guess I'll spend the rest of the day masturbating.

I think someone had the same idea. Oh my god, someone help me please, what is going on? Do you want to see me eat five warheads? Right away, grab my balls, what are my balls, they're in my sack, which one do I choose? Just hurry up, okay I picked one, hooray, this is Gex calling doll face, hey can I keep it? Wow, grass guy, huh, Lally, the lame brother, can go. Suck my dick man, can you tell the difference between the blue roofs and the red roofs, whose prints are these? Let's see on Route 103, I found this Pokémon and on Route 102 I found this dead guy, hey, sure, the professor told me to come look for you, hello new friend.

Did my dad give you a Pokémon? Let's fight. You want to fight. Shouldn't you want to show me your collection of spiked dolls or your favorite groovy wall cover on YouTube? Because I'm a girl. Well, I was going to say stereotype, but stand up. My tail doesn't like you hey you beat me good job sorry I just have a feeling this is going to be a very boring and uneventful rivalry between us damn she's fast uh here boy here a Pokédex, it's street legal, what is this? calculator now you can go on your arbitrary quest to defeat the hoe and the league and collect 7 million Pokémon here you can take my balls oh thank you what do I know how to put in your mouth what to catch things with are you sure you don't?

You don't need to pack your running shoes, you can wear them for running. Mom, people have been able to run alone since 2013, so is there a reason you're suddenly feeling the need to travel the world now that we just moved? Fighting other people with magical animals seems a lot more practical right now than sitting here and applying to college. Okay, when you see your father, can you please tell him that I want a divorce? Hi C, can I ask you something? What is it? How is your relationship with your father? What do you mean? I don't know, do they like to get along and stuff?

Oh look at that damn Ken, she's actually really cute, so what were you? asking uh I asked you if your dad is really cute hey I don't know how they got there officer so this is New Jersey like it's a good battle feel free to challenge me again when you're not a loser and you don't suck. oh everyone, hello dad, ah, well, if it's not Brendan, my so-called son, what are you doing here? So, you and your mother moved here? Okay, yeah, thanks for helping now, kid, look. I know things have been tough lately, but you have the gym.

I know dad stopped talking to me like he was 10. How's your mom? She's cool, we're both cool, where's that punk with the backpack? I feel a disturbance in the force. I see you started forming your own team just like your old man, uh, you know when you were a kid, please, I thought you'd never give up that Pokémon beauty pageant face that was so gay. Dad, can we, oh I should have called you Britney, um, excuse me, I wish I had a Pokémon. Please, no, get out of here, oh wait, you're, you're Wall-E, right, yeah, I'm headed to Verdant to stay with my who, you know people in my family that I know, but I don't really know that well. well, it's nice.

It's scary, but they're willing to feed me, uh, Brenon, why don't you help this door catch a Pokémon? I need a Pokémon with me when I travel so I don't get hassled at the bus station, too much information buddy, oh there's one. Hello Pokémon fans, thasi here recently. I see that A. I thought it was a Pikachu. Okay, look, why don't you catch one of those? Yes, take that. Street, yeah, I'll get one too. Thanks for showing me how to catch Digimon Brandon. Dad, please can we talk for a second now, son? I know you are eager to train with your father, but as the fifth ranked Gym Leader, I cannot allow you to fight me until you have obtained the first four Gym Badges.

Dad, I'm serious, she's all about mom, she wants to apologize, son. League rules say I can't talk to you until you've cleared the first four gyms. Bye, are you in trouble? Shut up, Wally. Hey, where's the first gym? okay, great, see you never. I'm so rich I'm going to waste stores on my useless Pokémon, eat my expensive, excuse me young man, please get out of the way, but have you seen my shit? Lady, this is where I was going. wait for you, but now I didn't hand over those papers, no, I have been defeated, here is a ground-breaking experience, sho oh, but it doesn't matter, now I will head to Rustboro City and wait for you there so I can rob you later, it's me.

Miss Courtney we might have a problem hey Brendon this town has Stones this is the biggest dialogue I think I've ever had with anyone in my life my flow Stone gave me anorexia okay I want to fight the leader from your gym, oh we're in the middle of class, I'm here to get badges and kick ass, tell me, do you like rocks? Not

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icularly, no, okay, get ready to eat something, okay, um, make moves, night, night VI, it seems like I still need to study a little more, yeah, you do, I didn't even do it. I know what I was doing and I still beat you disgusting casual, okay, let's see what we have here.

This seems tedious. I don't want to touch anything and I don't have any friends, so this was blatantly ripped from X and Y. I bet it's important Hey man, what's going on? Holy shit, that red cross player stole my precious vagina P. Hey, give that guy his Pico back. Hello, I think those rabbits killed your way, Pico, oh my precious little p, the love of my life, how will I do it? Sometime I'll go on without you, okay, let's ride my boat now young snapper like whoa hey Like Whoa man like what's cool dude what's cool and trendy and right now man I'm going to say artificial insemination