$1000 MYSTERY BOX

Oh, even having a party, what are you doing? Oh I was just passing the time saying it's ironic because I was going to call you here oh my gosh so you know what the Queen is like yeah well you know how Queens like to spend sure I was searching online. trying to find ideas for stealing and saw a bunch of different youtubers making videos called

mystery

boxes. I've heard of these ones where they buy like $20

mystery

boxes and then they open them up and then they see what's in them, right baby? $20 but that's for trash, we're good today so this is the situation so I'll give you a thousand dollars and you have to go out and fill this box with a bunch of random trash and then I'll open it tomorrow and have a Christmas, They are giving me a thousand dollars.

I know a thousand dollar video was a thousand dollar pizza with Drew and I stopped sponsoring him. So I thought, wait, hey, let's do this again, so they sponsored this video and let me give. a thousand dollars isn't that nice no, here's the thing, okay, I already said this last night, but you guys know Quinn is an amazing app, they have a ton of stickers, it's like bitmoji, but better, yeah, I'm dragging and no . They only have stickers of me, my pads and Ryland and Gareth Bale, other cool stickers as well from different TV shows and different things that you guys would know, so go to Quaid, it's free, download it, open the link right down there and there will be There will be a lot more stuff, they're making gifs and memes and I'm old so I don't know what that means.

I'm sure it's great. Oh, you could also trade with your friends who might like to trade stickers. It is this. Queen, oh my gosh, okay, boom, I got it for when you're freaking out if you don't know how to tell your friends to break down sometime. Oh Shane, what are you really going to cook here? I'm cutting my brain to commit suicide. oh I love it do it you can send it to your mom oh no in all honesty thank you so much Quinn I never get offers from brands it's so exciting that you want to work with me again thank you all for downloading it last time because I made you want to make another video and I'm really excited to give Karen a thousand dollars, go buy me dollars, that seems like a really, really bad idea, yeah, okay, then do this.

I see you tomorrow. I'm sweating, wait a minute. anything I want, yeah, this whole box, everything and if you pocket any of the money I'll know you're not, oh my God, they get used and that's what we like and soon it will be welcome, come on, it's okay. I'm always at your house with the violin just hanging out when you're not here, come on, what's going on, I'm scared, I don't like it, super, no, it's okay, come on, come on, come on, we're not scared, remember the video from the mystery box. We were talking about uh-huh, well we might have something for you.

This mystery box is for a man named Shane who he calls a bad pig and will scream in pain. This box is very wild, creepy, fun and gross. They are not miles. We hope it takes you. crazy hello I'm Marilyn and I'm just inviting you into my box she's literally on the run really show them the magic literally more excited than you oh I'll do it this was Rylan's thing cause he didn't have tape here we go Do I dig? yeah, okay, here we go, okay, okay, wait what's in a box, be careful, be careful, um, smell it, I know it's not what it smells like like the mystery, take it, take it in a sauce that Don't be mysterious, well, no, are you kidding me?

I don't know what's in there, yeah there's real junk in there, it's right at the top, it's literally so deep there's so much stuff in me, well keep in mind the impersonator was 250 anyway, she was 250, yes, she had 250. Marilyn Monroe's $250 you could have. I got Cameron Dallas and I would have done it for 100, okay, here we go, okay, first, big, okay, that has a story, the story is that there is a group of high school students that hang out outside Taco Bell after school, that's why I win. and I fought it like $80 at Taco Bell yeah make a wish that they were so happy oh and then I gave the rest to a homeless person so this just symbolizes five hundred dollars that you spent it symbolizes kindness and you can grab a bottle now. that's lovely, well that's okay, all it is is just a funny ghost holding a pumpkin and I bought it at the Halloween store, they're not dead, I thought I don't know, they could be nice around the house, they really are.

It'll be okay right there violin control it make noise okay okay okay okay oh, these are fun, you know what I thought, I thought we could pee our pants together, okay, I'll put it on there, they come in all sizes, Oh my God. oh oh here I'll move the box do it like a big baby okay wait no no we should be clean mistake yeah I'm just trying to figure out how it works it's a big diaper it should look like someone is working on a car right now or something, oh my god, come with me, let me get in there, come on, they're from the third store.

I mean, do you really want me to? Yeah, they're gonna change and put that diaper on, baby, okay, keep opening your this is okay. yes, mystery Oreos for a mystery box, mystery cream cominius Shana Oh my god, what is that flavor? Are they different flavors? That was disgusting. Ryan is here kappa oreo mystery riley go peep peep no I'm nervous you piece of baby oh my gosh our gardener Ellen thank you. thanks, tell the gardener we'll give them an extra 50 this week Jesus, okay, okay, what does that mean, two units? So this is an original Ouija board from 1992 and I know you love it because it remembers that we had to abandon ours when that demon. followed us home 99 didn't either - don't you remember we literally threw it in the trash because a demon almost killed us? you know we could do what we're going to put it in your house Shane no I'm not going to have any more demons in my house I've had enough oh my god wow right you can do that next.

What is this, oh my god, why is this besides my carbon wave? I don't know what it is, it was also a lot of money, how much money was it? This is not important. The following is fine, let's see what's next. Just pick something that's really cool Shane, do you know what this is? No, it's a book about humans being dissected. I can literally make a book of myself dissecting photos of YouTubers on Instagram for how much it costs. 200 I love it, today it will be on the cover why did I say Tana will be on the cover oh it's just a weird wig, could you snatch it from her?

Oh, funny, no, it's probably licensed, ok, ok, ok, I know from our scary videos like when going through mazes and stuff is nice, this is cool, I already know the GoPro, so let's go. I already have all the equipment to put in our chests and stuff so we can like. I'm going to throw you off the building, okay? Oh, what are these carrot cake cupcakes? I didn't know they would melt like that, one of them is eaten, yes I ate it, it literally looks like my butt, I know I saved that joke a lot, but that's my let me show you because that's all a little Pisa carrot gets three small butts there's another wig yeah because there are two of us the next one there's another wig oh I forgot I have three next condoms oh oh that's a lube so I was at CVS because I had to run in and grab something right and then this woman I said hey, what's the most expensive thing here? and she said to me: what was this $24 for lube worth after taxes? 30 you know it's free, I know I love it, I know because when I'm in a bad mood all I do is look friends I know, yeah we're right, you talked about this before, I love you Phoebe, what is it, oh, you haven't seen the best, so this is a little pig playing a banjo, oh, nothing's happening, look at that, oh.

When you're filling out your videos, what's next? They only hold a glass. I don't even know what a tumblr is, but I love this. It's the perfect amount of gay. Only half as good. Oh look, this is me and then this is you. How about half gay and then completely gay? Wait, I always bring the tea lights, so I always bring the tea. No joke, it's from a thrift store, so we can't really pick it up, yeah, but look at it, it's funny. I love catholic humor oh my god why am I literally? Oh, the same outfit, the same fear in the eyes.

Next up I'm Madonna CD, oh that's me, pregnancy training, oh that was in case you got Ryland pregnant, oh what's that? A table, oh, that's the holiday. Halloween season, sorry about the hair, no, this is great, so that's one of the good things, this is a book full of dead children, no, that's cute, I love it. I'm going to show the audience a dead child that I don't want to see. demonetized i need to pay for this dear wait let me show you a brand friendly dead boy that is thriving oh this is actually another really cool thing and it was for sale like it was made of wood in the camp car what is that like a ghost girl why?

Is there an old woman inside her stomach? Where did you get this Halloween Town but it was on sale? Shanee, where Ranma has the best treats. Oh, that's just for when you're eating because you get messy. My grandmother is dead. Are you trying to provoke me? She had good candy, she made me obese, she really did, oh I know, I know, she just got me a bunch of diet coke, yeah I'm going to open one with my kids, see you soon, grandma is that poop, Oh, let me see, oh no. I don't promise. Is this a subway sandwich?

I thought maybe you'd want the other half. Can I tell you why pink is the back of hope? We can split this. It's a meatball sandwich. Have you ever eaten subway? Yes, I have half of that today. loss we're not spawned here not on the subway yeah I just didn't know if you had it do you like that movie not the baby's mom I don't know if you've seen it how did you have time to take a family portrait? of me, make a DVD of it, Riley, she's literally us, oh my god, with you in the back driving the world, oh, there's one more thing, okay, that has a story, no, it does , it was fifty dollars, that's a lot, I know, but it was actually six. dollars but there was a woman who had a bus stop and I said, hey, do you think this is cute? but she didn't speak english.

Do you think there is a pumpkin that is cute? He was like oh my god I can't give it to him so I took out fifty dollars and gave him 50 instead and told him to buy your own Halloween decorations bye I love you I don't know so this is worth fifty when you did it?". I think she was literally a superwoman delivering my girl. I did not want to do it. I got nervous. This is fifty dollars. What did this friend look like? So just have fun and please don't throw them away for the love of God. don't throw those away Shane oh well you probably hurt a feeling well that's not like fifty dollars so it was worth it because yeah those are thousand dollar mystery boxes when you say it like that it makes me so angry I know you're a little sad so I have very good news for you, your viewers can go to my channel and see my whole journey getting all these things for you, don't do it akito-kun, anyway, links at the end of this video, yes, Mystery Box. challenge I lost a thousand dollars and Garrett probably made more than a thousand dollars from his video Shane you've wasted a thousand dollars look at this my life is falling apart they deliver it to Gary's channel subscribe to see the video of him buying All this garbage is nothing my money, it's not shit.

I can literally just watch Riland pee in a diaper. Also make sure to subscribe to my channel if you want to see all the other videos I mean that Garrett has done together, there have been too many I hope. I'll see you guys later, I'm going to crawl on this box, die, we could never, we couldn't breathe, let's tie him up to make sure he's shot. I have an idea what oh this is fun look you can put them in the video and just pee in our shorts $24 just to make your genitals slippery this is 50 I love you that's me when I haven't eaten in 12 minutes just imagine a little burrito right there oh my god