100 Yo Mama Jokes - Can You Watch Them All?

Your mom is so stupid she thought Nickelback was a refund. Look at this. Your mom is so fat when she dies in Call of Duty. The player gets the Pipers kill streak. He is ready for direction. Show us where you want it. Your mom is so ugly. The direction was the other. address, of course, I prefer children, but what an ugly lady isn't she, I'm saving it for a friend, mom is so hairy when she gave birth to you, you burned the carpet, brother, your mom is so stupid that she thought the seaweed was something that smoked fish your mom is so short she slides on a dorito your mom is so fat dracula sucked his blood he has diabetes one two type two diabetes oh wait that's not funny your mom is so ugly bob the builder He said I can't fix that so let's bury her, mom, how stupid she bought tickets, understand, your mom is so old, her first Christmas was the first Christmas, mom is so ugly when she looked out the window that they arrested her for dreaming. , it was your face, huh, that's what everyone says. come into care your mom is so stupid she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was hearing Fitty's smell your mom's is stupid your mom is so old when she farts dust comes out oh god, my nose is itchy oh my god oh mom So fat she got arrested for carrying 10 pounds of crack just to get the damn care.

Your mom is so stupid that she made a date with Dr. Pepper. Yes, your mom is so ugly. Her pillow cries at night. She has marks on her skin. Man. Your mom is so fat that she had to be. baptized in sea world what I'm trying to say is that your mother is a whale, a whale that has a good time, yes, your mother is so stupid that she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer. Did someone say k.o? Your mom is so hairy, Bigfoot took a picture of her, oh. I found it I'm going to be a fucking millionaire Your mom is so ugly when she walked into a haunted house she came out with the job application oh god what's that stupid thing she tried to climb a mountain stupid lady that's a drink refreshing?

God, your mom is so ugly she made an onion cry, leave her man, she's touching me with the same hand she uses to touch her skin marks, your mom is so fat when she died, she broke the ladder to heaven, so much paperwork thanks to your fat lady. dead mafia your mom is so short that you can see her legs in the photo of her driver's license how is it possible that you drive like that? Your mom is so poor she eats cereal with her fork to save milk I'm crazy about food stamps Your mom is so ugly, she turned jellyfish into stone, get in the cage, your mom is so fat, half of her is in a parallel universe, damn girl, come here, hey, your mom is so hairy she shaves with the weed trimmer, oh come on man, this is just racist, what are they?

Are you using my brush cutter? Your mom is so old when I told her to act her age. She died, she smells like decomposition. Mom is so short that she broke her leg getting up from the bathroom, except we're really hot. What the hell was your mom so? damn fat, her splash attack hurts your mom, she's so ugly when the kool-aid man came through her wall and said oh no, no, no, your mom is so fat when she got on a monster truck she turned into a short pilot, buddy, we heard how much you like donuts, so he put a donut inside your donut.

Your mom is so stupid that she yelled at an envelope because she wanted to send a voicemail. Come on, someone tell you this. How to do things. Your mom is so ugly. Hello kitty, she said goodbye. What the hell? it's a hello your kitty is so old he sat next to Moses in third grade let my trapper go yo mom is so fat she doesn't need the internet it's already all over the world that's huge your mom is so stupid she studied for a test on drugs taking all the drugs, Molly, I'm sweating, your mom is so hairy she stars in Donkey Kong games, damn those beasts, all those beasts, your mom is so fat when she created a ps3 account, the whole network crashed Come on, I just want to play a little. battlefield 3. your mom is so ugly her reflection said I gave up in the arms of age your mom is so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck what goes up must come down unless we talk about your mom fat your mom she's so stupid when she heard it was cold outside she ran and grabbed a bowl you know what killed the dinosaurs the ice age cool yo mom is so fat she wears her belt with the boomerang now that's a belt your mom is so ugly that gives Freddy Krueger nightmares You need an extreme makeover I didn't mean that, wake me up.

Your mother is so poor that her ducks throw her bread. You are despicable. Your mom is so stupid that she got fired from the factory mm for throwing away the ws. He also tried to put

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on. in alphabetical order, mom is so ugly, not even goldfish crackers smile back and they are known for their smiles, but that's not the point here, the point is that your mom is ugly and you should feel bad, mom She's so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas and she's still printing I'm going to oh Kinko she's like a million dollars your mom is so poor she hangs toilet paper to dry it your mom is so ugly when she played the scary maze game the picture said I quit and then your mom took the job oh god mom is so fat, Stephen Hawking based his black hole theory on it.

His birth certificate is an apology letter from the Trojan. Lady, you are disgusting. Here's a magnum bottle to put on your head. Come on, stop rolling the joint around here. mom is so short when she smokes weed she can't even get high your mom is so fat when she sat on the ipod she made the ipad yeah your mom is so poor she went to KFC to lick people's fingers oh gross what is it Your mom's lady? she so fat she needs trap goats for us to fix it or like we can't fit into anything right?

Your mom is so ugly, the boy always just denied her friend request. No, your mom is so hairy that she has afros on her nipples, can you understand how? disgusting your mom is so fair pick a map in call of duty your mom is so fat when i pictured her in my head she broke my neck so how did you break your neck again? Oh, I'm just thinking about a fat mom. uh oh oh no, no, no, it's. happening again, your mom is so fat that not even Kirby can eat her. It's okay, he's pink and he sucks a lot.

He very gay. Aren't you talking about Kirby? I don't care if he's pink. He is tremendously tough. Your mom is so ugly. The people at the strip club pay him to keep her clothes. How many should we throw away? That should be enough for a nice sweater. Your mom is so fat that her belly button gets home 15 minutes before she does. Damn, I like those rolls. Your mom is so stupid when she. she was locked in a grocery store she starved to death oh come on not next to the jerky your mom is so ugly she's the reason sonic runs fast your mom is so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list get the hell out of this it's my trash mom is so stupid she threw water on the computer to put out a flame war i see ray william johnson is better than you why make fun of him no it's not it's a short piece of blah blah blah oh oh oh oh oh oh why is your mom so fat even Dora Gooden Explorer your mom is so hairy the only language she speaks is wookie jesse it's time to cook yeah loads of fat , your mom is so fat when she passed by the TV, you missed the whole show, mom is so short. she committed suicide by jumping out of bed oh come on that's three hundred 300 your mom is so old her breast milk is your mom is so stupid she returned a donut because it had a hole like you're stupid your mom is so ugly when she joined a ugly contest they said: sorry, there are no professionals, your mom is so stupid that she put paper on the TV and called it PPV, that's really stupid of you, so stupid to stop your mom, it's so short that you can do it.

Backflips under the bed, what's going on? Your mom is so ugly when she plays Mortal Kombat fighting. Scorpion said, stay there, your mom is so stupid that she stopped at the stop sign and waited for him to say, "Come on, you'll probably have to go pick her up." It's raining and she's looking at the sky, she'll probably drown, come on, mom is so hairy when she woke up she found herself in a cage at the zoo, you want a banana, you want a banana, oh god, she escaped, run, your mom is so fat when it rains, she uses the road to slip and slide, you better have good insurance, your mom is so ugly, neither Jacob nor Edward want her on their team, bro, yeah, your mom is so stupid she sold her car for gas money, hey fool, that's electric.

The mom in the car is so fat that even her clothes have stretch marks. Your mom is so ugly that she makes blind children cry. I'm pretty sure it's a hate crime. Mom, she's so stupid that she went to the Apple Store to buy a Big Mac. Your mom is so ugly. slenderman runs away from her it's also the reason he has no eyes your mom is so stupid she went to the dentist to get a bluetooth she also tried to eat a smurf your mom is so stupid she tried to drown a fish swim nemo my son my special boy Your mom is so fat when she sat on a rainbow she bowled oh god your mom is so hairy they filmed the National Geographic in her bathroom and here we see the brown back mom bathing bathing she stinks she's emerging , is emerging, everyone be still. smart girl oh mom is so stupid she got hit by a parked car seriously come on lady what are you thinking?

Your mom is so stupid that she stays up all night trying to get some sleep, you would think she would pass out, but no, no, your mom. she's so stupid she brought a spoon to the super bowl and the fat man brought cereal yo mom is so stupid she played she got your nose with voldemort what you have to burn your mom is so ugly she needs a steak around her neck for the dogs to play with he she likes would you make it for a scooby snack? Not really, your mom is so stupid when I say that the drinks were on the house, she went and took a ladder and then she fell idiot, your mom is so ugly when she tried to take a bath.

The water jumped ah, I'm leaving here. Your mom is so fat that she doesn't fit in a Yo Mama video. You know the dimensions are only 16 by nine. You know you're too fat. Your mom was so fat when she left. in a green bikini everyone was shouting Godzilla oh come on guys, that's not Godzilla, that's Godzilla's wife.