10 Most Embarrassing Hitman Kills You Don't Want in Your Obituary

If the recent Hitman trilogy is to be believed, the world of Hyatt Assassins is an incredibly glamorous, non-stop whirlwind of international travel, luxury hotel suites, impeccable tailoring and lavish parties - a last tango 47 as such, if you find

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self being professionally hit, you could reasonably expect to be killed in an incredibly glamorous way, perhaps shot while behind the wheel of an exotic race car as you drive through Miami or crushed by a million-dollar lighting rig while walking down the catwalk of a Parisian fashion show. However, it is about freedom of choice and therefore offers many alternative methods of murder that are less glamorous and more so

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that you would die of shame if you hadn't already been crushed to death by a bar, so people Let them find

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corpse and think that you are a newbie in the gym who doesn't crush the pbs in the two remaining daily goals.

Keep an eye on the 10

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murders that your newly created ghost will beg the

obituary

writer to keep out of the papers. Enjoy now, listen carefully. ica exams are Normally not that difficult, not only was the airfield a virtual fortress, but he even added extra guards. Sodas

want

s you to fail, he considers you a threat and this way your unfortunate exit from the program won't raise any surprises if he thinks we do. upon retiring you are very wrong good luck you start Hitman's first mission known as the final test it takes place in an ica training center and the conceit of the mission is that you are 47 years old and taking your final practical exam to become a professional assassin.

Tell him he's nervous, the level is meant to be an exact simulation of a real mission that was once conducted by the ICA training director, but everyone in the level is a real human actor, not a crash test assassination dummy. , which I mean, I hope they get paid well now. kind, he's an actor, the target of the training is us, chess master turned Soviet spy, Jasper Knight, who is about to defect, apparently in a fighter jet, I'm not crazy about planes, is he going to Do that thing about spinning on your head? I don't. so a little bit don't worry, you're in good hands the skill overlap between playing chess and piloting a plane is minimal jasper knight needs to get some advice on how to operate the plane's numerous controls, at which point you can intervene, reactivate the disconnected ejector seat system and allow Jasper Knight to launch into the stratosphere in a very public, very embarrassing and definitely fatal accident, pull the ejector seat handle right here you go, pull or I guess in this case it was an ax that he intended to be. jasper knight another credit for the imdb page good things this really needs to enter this century it is not at all safe if this were at home it would be a lawsuit waiting to happen one of the

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notable missions in Hitman 3 to which death takes you in the family a sprawling estate in Dartmoor, England, where you can solve a murder mystery and at the same time cause other murder mysteries.

The target is Alexa Carlyle, who has gathered her family at the house for various reasons, one of which is the taking of a commemorative family portrait. get into position, let's get this over with after a setup that involves strangling a photographer putting on clothes and fiddling with some electrical gadgets and a 47 source can create a perfect electrical trap primed to explode when the camera flash goes off, we just took the photo that didn't I don't have all day what this means for alexa carlyle is not only a horrific death by electrocution, but also the exact moment said death by electrocution is captured forever in what I can only describe as a photo so embarrassing that you definitely remove the tag if it appears. on social media and I guess if you weren't dead too maybe it wouldn't be one for the family, peace of mind, hey kids, we got an alert, we both swiped our cards and locked the bingo, what if the other guard is using the bathroom?

Well, it's time. If that happened, you should be able to run down and activate the other move as well, but I guess it will take a little practice. Ah, glad I'm not at work tomorrow, sounds like a lot of running around, it's what we get paid to do. yes, and it will probably never happen, just like the fire drills, yes, just like the fire drills, you can say that the emergency evacuation plan for the two objectives in the Dubai level of Hitman 3, Marcus Stuyvesant and Karl Ingram, was meant to be very, very interesting, the first option in The Emergency Case was for the two men to flee the towering skyscraper by helicopter, which was very nice for the villain, if something happened to the helicopter pilot However, let's say he was accidentally and brutally shot dead by a passing

hitman

, then the two targets would switch to the plan. b, which is a base jump off the roof of the building in cool futuristic skydiving suits, which yeah, would be extremely cool unless something happened to the parachutes, like, say, a hitman cut them into ribbons, then I imagine his daring escape would be minor. the spy who loved me and more the spy who fell almost a kilometer to the ground screaming all the way title less catchy much more fun to watch you have m47 marcus stuyvesant it will no longer be a problem let's move on to carl ingram we are not The fan is ready .

I know they are still trying to find the right lines for filming, but in case they do, we need to be ready with the rig. I bet I had to hack the controls to reduce the power output. The machine, I don't know where Ranga got this from, but it's powerful enough to blow the whole thing off the roof. Yes, we don't need any accidents in this final shot. One of the targets in Hitman 2's Mumbai level is Darwood Rangan. Bollywood film producer who has also appeared in his latest film playing a sexy pirate who makes out with the lead actress.

I'm here. My lips are ready for the most important final shot of the movie. Charisma, are you ready too? As I will always be, it's not just Rangan who can appoint himself to positions he's not qualified for, but 47 can also do so by getting a crude costume and being put in charge of the large family the production is using to make Make Rangan look windswept. and heroic and b blows rose petals during this obviously very romantic scene, you saved me, didn't you? Yes, the witch rests in hell now, since with so much going on in the alarmingly unsafe world of Hitman, the giant fan can be sabotaged allowing you to turn on the fan revs to 11 and sends Rangan spinning hilariously into the sky as if he were the team rocket taking off again darwin with a little more tragic ending i still have it all in the movie something fun for the funeral why would someone do this feeding a hippopotamus?

Stupid, sure the guy is a drug dealer and all, but seriously, what if he doesn't respond? I don't speak Spanish, I mean, maybe you would only understand Spanish, no, no, no, it's okay, it's okay, I'm a professional hippo whisperer, I can do this right, I just have to find a way to get him out of that tunnel even though From looking like an outpatient tube of cookie dough, a hippopotamus is actually incredibly deadly, a fact you can discover for yourself in Hitman's Columbia level. He looks rich, thin, boss of the thin, The drug cartel has bought the ultimate symbol of status, a pet hippopotamus, which he will visit once you convince him to come out of hiding with a meaty bone.

Now wait here, I'll go find your master, who is a hitman's target. Delgado will do it too. dismiss all of his guards so he can be alone, as the targets of hitmen are often incredibly eager to do so, presumably he just

want

s some quiet time alone with his prized hippo, if you'll excuse me and leave us alone for for a while, I want to stop by. some time with Niko alone, then it's a simple case of taking down Rico, so he ends up in the hippo pool so the two can get to know each other better, unfortunately for Rico, it seems like all this watermelon wasn't working out for this hippo and still he got quite a thin rich appetite has been eliminated very well done an unworthy end for a crime lord especially when his

obituary

says that he was murdered by a hungry hippopotamus I have a few minutes to spare Roberto why don't we practice service yeah, let's see your moves Not bad, definitely, the ica has a lot of assassination methods at its disposal and the people in the lab are always preparing new devices for their agents to use in the field, but honestly, the next one is less of a high-end espionage technology and more a joke that turned deadly.

That's because it's an exploding golf ball, a tightly packed wad of explosives designed to detonate when hit and then designed to look like something you'd spend an afternoon hitting on a fairway, just pop one of these exploding golf balls on it. into silvio caruso's cube and the next time he goes to practice his swing four becomes c4 as the ball detonates and sends him hilariously somersaulting towards the railings like a careless hit on augusta's target, next up, francesca desantis , the golf professional also dies, but you know that depends on him for hitting Caruso. such a powerful hit, okay, a good hitman is able to adapt, improvise and use whatever he has on hand as a weapon, but even the best hitmen would be impressed with Agent 47 using one of his two targets as a murder weapon to kill. the other. one that is an option available to you in the paris level in the first hitman, although it requires a bit of setup, first you have to get the remote control for the fireworks and then you have to position yourself on the balcony next to jago's auction.

Victor's grand finale, once you are in place you can light the fireworks, at which point the targets will move to see this spectacular spectacle and will conveniently orient themselves in such a way that by knocking Dalia Margolis off the balcony, she plummet in the most undignified manner. in every way imaginable directly onto viktor novikov's unsuspecting head, leaving them both in a big crushed heap, both targets are down, great job, now head towards an exit and with so many members of the celebrity press and so many cameras around there is no way you can Passing this off as any kind of death, sexy fashion, sorry guys, Mr.

Strandberg is ready for you, follow me please, I must say that I was surprised that Consul Olander authorized this interview, adding more fuel into the fire, I think, but that's not my decision. Your targets in the Hitman level in Morocco are Cloud's Hugo Strandberg, a Swedish banker who is in the Swedish embassy, ​​where things are extremely Swedish, so Swedish in fact that they have a giant moose model hanging from the ceiling where all the occupants Swedes in the building can look at this and see Sweden, land of moose. I mean, I guess that's what's going on here.

I don't have a better explanation. uh, Tyler Clark, producer and this is our cameraman and Finley splendid anyway for an ironic, undignified and aggressively Swedish death, here you can. dress up as a member of a film crew here to interview strandberg strandberg for reasons best known to himself decides the best place to do the interview is directly under the giant moose the light is nice here not that I want to tell you guys how to do it guys to do his job, my goodness, as such, it is very easy for a hitman like 47 to climb the stairs, shoot the cable that suspends the moose and watch as this giant quadruped crashes into Stranberg in another filmed death that will appear almost in Youtube. as soon as it happened, it probably has a soundtrack with comedy tuba music as a side note, anyone else thinks 47 is secretly a comedy genius, just me, I mean, he graduated from West Point with flying colors and all , but have you seen real combat, unless you count enhanced?

Interrogation Stranberg is not the only target in Marrakech there is also General Raza Zaidan, a ruthless military leader who apparently is not training his men very well because they sit in front of an intercom system and start badmouthing him out loud even when you turn it on and begin broadcasting them to the entire building eager to assert its dominance. Zayden will approach the men to give them a loud, angry beating which, to be fair, they deserve for not understanding how microphones work. Those dogs will regret this. Unfortunately for Zedan, he has chosen to deliver this reprimand directly beneath a large hole in the ceiling upon which rests precariously a toilet that would surely be the most embarrassing thing for a decorated military leader if someone told him, "Throw it on the floor." hole right into yours, this is head nine, get someone to do ittalk, move on to klaus strandberg, it's that easy, thanks 47. so rose basically wants you to pretend you're with interpol, uh, have her come with you, uh, and then what?

I'm supposed to lure her into the mud pit and tell her to turn on Rose and the rest of us try to get her to turn on us. It will be interesting to see how she reacts to the nice ways of dying on the scale you have on one end. a peaceful old age surrounded by loved ones and at the other end you're drowning, that's the shameful fate that awaits Penelope Graves, one of the targets in the Hitman's Colorado level who you can convince to join you in a clandestine meeting depending on the level of discovery.

The popup calls it a tar pit, but which everyone else refers to as what is clearly a mud pit. I will explain everything in the mud pit. It will be best for you to do as I tell you. I understand. I will see you there. A mud pit, in case you didn't know, is where farmers gather all their animal waste in one place. It's a big puddle of graves, basically, anyway. He clearly knows the drill when it comes to being a hitman's target and that's why he fires her guards. Look, I appreciate it. You have been assigned to protect me, but please leave me alone for a few moments and then go and stand with your back to you in front of the mud pit.

It is simply not possible. The graves are fallen. Excellent job 47. I mean, I don't know. What she hoped would happen, those were the most embarrassing hitman murders of the new Hitman trilogy, the details of which you'll definitely want to keep out of your official obituary. Did we miss your favorite embarrassing accidental death? Let us know in the comments and remember to like, subscribe, and hit the bell icon for even more Hitman from outside of Xbox. thanks for watching