1 Star vs. 5 Star Product Test

Can we distinguish between a one

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? Let's talk about that mythical good day. Today's very special Black Friday episode is sponsored by Capital One. You know it as your smart assistant that helps you manage your Capital One accounts. Protect your money 24/7, you know , alerts you to suspicious charges, sends bill payment reminders, and is even available to you when you check out online to make shopping safer and easier. In fact, today I heard from Eno who informed me that my credit card bill was paid off. Do you know how much money I owe on my credit card?

One thousand seven hundred fifty-two dollars and 19 cents. Okay, you should have bought all that pizza dough. Tell me something that makes me feel better. Why did the football coach go to the bench to get his quarterback, whoa, he knows, he has dad joke days, today is the perfect day to start with Ino because it's Black Friday, that's right, the only day of the year in which you will put on your battle gear and go out to conquer the best sales on your favorite. stores to make smart purchases, but how smart are we when it comes to shopping?

Can we determine just by looking at them which products are rated well and which are rated poorly? It's time for our online products to be the diggity bomb and it was the reviews. Wiggity Wiggity Whack sponsored by Capital One, okay, we will receive two different products, one has an overwhelming amount of five star reviews, the other product has a majority of one star reviews and after thoroughly researching both products, the television gives us will give a rating of three. one of us are going to put our hand on which product we think is the star oh yes, whoever is more right where a product of their choice comes from in the end let's play the first round, okay, first we have an animatronic cockroach versus a UFO detector, which is the star product.

Well, first of all, I have one that works here. Well, I'll do it now. This thing is $11.99, which is pretty cheap for something that has much better packaging than this thing that costs eighty-seven dollars. sixty-six cents and it detects UFOs, which is very useful, eh, oh, yes, there it goes, but the cockroach in my hand is here, oh, it's hiding behind this microphone, oh, what have I seen, a performance by one star, one user error, user error, seriously, yeah, I mean, because I don't know how to go back. Does it fly like a cockroach or if you cut off its head?

This thing is still responding to the remote for the next two weeks and of course here is the unboxed UFO detector. It looks like a UFO detector with a circuit board. eighty-seven dollars and sixty-six and you put the lid on it and then wait for it to detect it. I've always wondered if we had a UFO, let's look big, let's see if we can spot a cockroach, well it's not flying, what if? they were flying oh oh my gosh it's off the table okay the thing is it detects a UFO that's what yeah I think it's constantly detecting a UFO you guys are ready to guess this yeah so we're putting our hand on the disgusting, uh. -Hey, okay, three two one, it has to be like this, eighty-seven dollars for this thing and you're happy, crazy, right?

Because UFOs will never appear. Everyone is disappointed, yes, so the product that has the most one-star reviews is the cockroach. Yes, this is amazing, well what you're saying is that it has mostly five star reviews. Oh come on, four hours with these five stars. I guess it actually detects UFOs that they would have known mm-hmm in the second round, next time we have the gender of the baby. Reveal the golf balls first the money eating coin bank which is the flagship product, so can they both be a money eating face bank? I have an open version here, it's very light, it's made of plastic, but like the front of that thing it's rubberized.

That's nothing creepy, so I've got some pennies here. I'm going to turn it on, okay, nothing happened. I'll grab a penny. It looks like that guy from the first season of Doctor Who who was there had his face skinned. Are you ready. ready, here we go, nothing, that's what's supposed to happen, nothing, I don't think so, I think he's really supposed to eat it, but he didn't push, push, don't anyone go back there, turn it off, turn it back on , hit him. A couple of times, uh, Penny fell, she's fine, dad, put it in, oh my God, did you wash it?

It works fine, look, it's trying to eat it, feed it, feed it, okay, not really, not really, if I put it out there. In a way, he doesn't really want to eat it, look, eat it, eat it, that's very disturbing. Hey, you know what you have and you can't force the penny in, but you have to give her a good touch of love, she's fine. from a one star performance to potentially five stars I don't know what Rhett's genre is. I'm going to reveal the gender of this golf ball. What I'm doing is not right, so of course, this is when you give grandpa, give grandpa the golf ball and say, how is it?

Get ready to hit the golf ball and then reveal what gender your baby will be. What happened. I see a puff, oh my God. Moke, well, where's Morgan? You find it? I'm going to have you back here because I can see what flavor really what flavor your kids eat, but I don't know if you can, can you say you can wait, you know what I'm going to do, oh, wait, man, this. They are all ready? I don't know if you realize, but that's pink. She is a girl born into a world of gender stereotypes. Oh, they were pink clouds.

You keep going, you can keep hitting the ball. Is that how it works. Oh, okay, here we go. okay, sorry, sorry, okay, okay, I can read the reviews right now, my mother lost her eye, yeah, well, normally it would be on a golf course and it wouldn't be like that, okay, let's put our hand on a star . article here we go three two one has to be this dangerous golf, yeah, because it doesn't even look like a real golf ball. I think that's the complaint, the one star item is money eating coins, awesome and it had the most one star because people hate that it's not good even for coins hmm yeah I think it's pretty awesome for eat the coins, yeah, it wasn't good to eat coins and look, it doesn't work all the time, yeah, okay, in the third round, next we have earthworms. jerky versus cuttlefish ink, which is the star product.

Cuttlefish ink, it's like squid ink, you can really cook with it. I'm not sure what a cuttlefish is, but I love coloring with one, well let's get into it, we really have to do it. Look how uneven the worms are, I guess you know what a trick is, okay, start with that, baby, you double pack a bag in a bag, man, throw it away, oh look, it's got a moisture pack or it's a strange earthworm, no, that's to dry it out. take it out to keep it dry keep it fresh keep it desiccated so it's just a dried worm with a little seasoning why not man oh that's not tasty tastes like some kind of glue compound something you'd like to repair the boat actually tastes a lot like worms that I have eaten oh God, yes, yes, it has many worms.

Do you know what I need to replace this flavor with cuttlefish ink? Yes, why do you drink it alone? I am a word that we have. been here before this one is $14 in twenty-four cents that's fourteen thousand thirty-nine cents there so close hey remember that thumbnail of oh god that stinks is cool none with my mouth it's Nick it's going to stink come on man let's take both I just don't want to that you spit at me coughing cuttlefish ink, yes, of course, why did you give me so much for the miniature? Where is my miniature camera?

Gosh, I don't want to do this, man, I just feel like it. You'll affect me for the rest of the day. You have something, you get a little nervous. Oh yeah, come on Gomer, get it, it's a five out of one star. Yes, I was a miniature. Oh, it doesn't stain mom well. I stayed behind, okay? oh god you got it in your teeth buddy okay guys im gonna need an answer oh thats high quality sepia ink man yeah okay im ready for an answer yeah okay three two, one, it has to be, yes, yes, tastes. like the spawn of Satan, I think on the other hand, they are both correct, yes, yes, and my quality was rated poorly because it was poorly seasoned, yes, I needed to be strong in the season.

I think it was the wrong choice for the jerky. Round four, okay guys, we've got the neck. exerciser vs hands free foot filer the hands free push up bar has the most one star reviews okay Stevie q-tips previous lessons take my socks off so I'm going to take this thing put it on one foot it's which seemed to indicate and then file my bunion with the other. Oh, is that disgusting? You know I'll do anything. I'm going to try to work on this. Oh my gosh, red, no, I don't have much of a chin. you have to really have to get to each other and understand it I could really get into this she's so proud right now she's so impressed she's always so impressed with me in a way grab your twisted device she agrees with everything it's a good point from this side It looks like it has an external trachea or that's good for you today yes, you like that machine, yes, you think you have wonderful reviews, okay, no, no, do you have cramps?

No, I feel great so you say it works well I'm ready to vote because this here as you can see hands free okay three two one you know what I'm going to win and I'm going to vote for me because it's easier to put my foot down here and The answer is the neck actor yes, I mean. I had a lot of fun during those seconds that I did it, but your necks are not small, yes, but you know that I have an especially strong neck. I mean, I think for the average person this would be too challenging.

Okay Rhett, so you won, you can choose whatever you want to take home today. No, and I'll just use this as a shoe, but what do you think I want to investigate? Seriously, it's the one you want. Thanks to Capital One for sponsoring this episode go to the Capital One You Know Comm Bar to learn more and get started with Ino today thanks for liking, commenting, and subscribing you know what time it is my name is Evan and I'm in a dark warehouse in the middle of nowhere is It's time to spin Evan, we have no way of knowing, if you're telling the truth, it seemed pretty dark to me.

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