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better guests one will be easy to get to from the parliament and the good one will be cheaper we don't hesitate a lot and get from the bar the guarantee of good humor there is a risk that you will arrive from the gallant they save time in a program for all of us we will arrive from the guarantee we are already bastards today what desperation of the people mark and martí write write here hours won and here at the end we are checking the batteries hey there was no microphone skin notice that all afternoon to check batteries and at the mere hour bill that away if it hasn't been for a dildo that I have saved here in the office web this one you don't have in your offices and things from those web dildos I am the only sick finch who has a dildo in his office and you will see thank you very much to everyone who connects Tuesday with Tuesday Gentlemen, I want to send greetings to all the people, where did you go this weekend, thank you very much for accompanying me this one to Sonora Sonora, we send many many greetings to my guest tonight in Sonora, we went to Obregón, we saw Guaymas, we went to Agua Prieta Sonora, Greetings to everyone for all the people who did me the favor of accompanying me right now we sent where we went to each place gentlemen and as always we started with some note that we found on the internet and one that caused me a lot of amazement was a cool couple that incredibly the bank the road and the boyfriend because of the fever footprint is how it is one is becoming a pretty girl that the first land is put together I imagine the web because they were caught on the shore 2 on the road way having sex on the open the road the same said well Who will know when they imagined they were going to choose that moment so that when one enters Google, the gel, Google Maps and wants to go through that, Stalin, the couple, oops, I can't see where the old dance cache that my mother stays at the compadre and can you imagine that scene the bato he has is that right now not why you are not driving where the car stopped because for today I am walking they stopped visions of the sea in the distance way is that really that suddenly the one where a compadre of mine grows the least is this well this is history way it is something to leave as jokes so as not to say names this one bought a rifle with telescopic sight free ball buddy let's go for the local me you who are good well the hunting brush said let's go with a wall and he already gave it to the city viewpoint buy what to do look mom buy canvas and where there is coal yes true in each mother she drank I'm looking at you until her house compared here is Iran there is the bastard comadre there you know she is with her neighbor the güero the nalgo are talking about not buying, talking about it is the least thing the comadre is doing right now, even if she wanted to, she can't talk right now because she is cheating on him and like a good milker, her mother's son or daughter blames me once I killed her and you He's very good at throwing Mars at screwing his mother, he gives the old woman 5 on the spike for being a liar and the bald guy just gives the lollipop so that he doesn't give up being shit, here I bring two bullets, I say compare it with a bullet, we're going to put one together. bullet on wednesday real list theater of the city of obregón I want to thank all the people who came to the itson theater thank you very much on Thursday we were at the municipal auditorium of guaymas Sonora nice people did not know guaymas aside this junction that this one They took me to meet me in Palma.

I don't know why they're taking me. There's nothing in Palma Este, but we ate delicious seafood. of photos that we took and on Saturday from there we went to Atlanta Georgia. Greetings to the people of Atlanta. We were at the Coliseum. Greetings. They told me to do this one and to advertise to Bronco that he was going to the Tri and Byron that the Tri. The events were going well, all the people who are in the plant are there, go see him, angry and sad, where are we going for our little week, I'm here at home in my bar, take out food and the bar, gentlemen, it's soldered.

Thank you very much, there's no room for anyone, but to gonzález a promotion for Saturday this is going to be this the colt along with my daughter or joel salazar and daniel beltrán the way to this the billboard look the judge is here too they are going to see my carnal which manuel is no longer with me juan manuel paparazzi and my niece is not coming to penn leaving the mother web that will come on thursday he is like manuel and blackshaw jorge casanova but I don't know why they don't let him put his photo nor that he was very handsome and also on Friday that I have to be Thank you very much, Diana Mellado opens it and Ana Show is with me, that night she is with Madrid, Nacho because she is the one who is with my friend, they talk on his tour and she is with Mar, so now she can accompany me so I can see what it feels like to work. with people and cool because it's going to be good, bastard, to pull with Alan Wake and have all the fucking functions that are going on Saturday.

We're also going to San Antonio, Texas, gentlemen. We're going to go to the run this. We're going to be there on Saturday for something. Saturday we are going there next Wednesday we are going with Adela Micha so they can support me there on the 30th strange English English so we are going on the 30th with Adela Micha it is the second time that she cancels me let's see if she cancels Thursday is the anniversary of the fat of the other right now we do the mention compadre because we have tickets it is for if it is going to be in the Banamex in the Citi Banamex auditorium let's go my compadre my Salazar this Oscar Burgos go because it may be the last performance that you see alive to look for bureau Don't miss out on this one who dies after that show with no more hands I was at the last skateboard show the fat one and the other one comes from my compadre Beto the heavy one is going to sing that neck what a joke he comes out with a rola and convento zapata and this one and the other one's el gordo who are celebrating the 15th anniversary this is in 15 days be on the lookout please for the gifts they gave me in georgia thank you very much here I have the names roberto quintanilla thank you very much toni lozano juan carlos pedraza the family this valencia antillón so antillean for you no longer from atlanta gave me this little glass thank you very much this one and a lot the one they gave me for my tequilas from I come more gifted than the hell look atlanta atlanta atlanta of all the people who made me the Please come with me each one I take a detail they took your photo everything was max time but I'm happy very very happy that's why I told my guest when he did me the favor of agreeing to come with me tonight because I was going to be around here in Monterrey Nuevo León because he has a super important presentation on the day in the month of February he will be on the 28th in the auditorium in the pavilion m auditorium it will be cool yes yes very he came to tell all the royals and all the people who come from around from Tamaulipas to Coahuila, make it a great weekend to come to the pavilion, this weekend you can't miss it because my guest is there, my guest tonight and we are going to receive him, but because I told him that we were going to reach 10,000.

They are making me look like hell, what a shame, really. I told my friend, above 10,000, come in, but pure, so he tells me rpm, you told me you were 20, it was before they took away my Facebook, my love is not reminding me of these fucking stories. of terror we are on youtube and we are already connected to 7 thousand people and it will go up how if you grab this link email or put it on your social networks by whatsapp by this one by facebook by instagram by all the social networks you I grabbed the link to make more and more people but we are going to receive it because we are going to have a super special time tonight, Platanito show is with us tonight, it is beautiful, the applause to receive it as the Lord is the Lord, they told me that it was already here or maybe it happened through the sound goya silver again nice the silver nor a friendly sign well change guest today imagine that he enters until he speaks well he will enter in 2021 gentlemen tonight is special because you are invited here to take bananas from the bar or He is with us, we analyze why there is nothing else with peers, thank you for watching what happened to my friend, otherwise today he is a real bastard, if this one had been to the other studio that he had, if you want, when you come to do your show in Monterrey 20 really oops here we put a a catherine wyn I bring you two cousins ​​that I have what a real pleasure the truth is until we had talked that Juan years of knowing each other that they invited me now it became a reality and the people I promised you up to 10 thousand 349 million already We're not far away, you can spend a little while it's there and the people were asking and asking for tea and they told me when they go they'll add to it because I'm holding a veneer with the one you gave me that left me on my buttocks, let's see what tenderness that sad thing I always caught from work I have my guests, we start at the beginning, how long it took to make a mold with the character, more than 42 years old, I thought I was six years old, it was the first me that they paid me, and from that point on, you have a magic, it's a joke, pay me, it's 42 years old.

As a clown, where you started to play is in the house, I started with my neighbors. I lived in a housing unit. There is the federal district in Mexico, and at the bottom, at the entrance of the building, is where I set up and the circus. You go to the racita and gravel. passing merits charged them the ticket and the association that does prayer is how I started playing this game of being a clown hey but who did you see first in your family and pay clown up there not my magician dad what when I was born he disappeared disappeared permanently and don't notice that in my family no one dedicates themselves to this.

First, I wanted to be a clown and I loved fences as a child and I said, I want to be a clown, what a hell of a 42-year-old guy, who at 42 years old, that is, he's already getting his age. Damn, I already made my accounts and now those of us who follow you, there are thousands of us on your social networks, and we all saw that both of you are already catching on to the motorcycle vibe. I've been riding motorcycles for 30 years. It's my passion, it's the hobby and it's a good person my vices more canyons riding the motorcycle I love biker at heart I am fascinated we did not know because before social networks the intimacy of the artist was not as much as it is now but now everyone here here eating here here there all the weight goes up That's right and the face was more like to give information about where we were as a team between your functions of everything and Instagram is the one that is getting a lot into what it does today, it's personal, that's not the case and the truth is that it's been 30 years. of riding a motorcycle 30 years of passion for motorcycling I have many fantasies that my story is good with me father because I achieved all my dreams that I had as children as an adult I am a biker I always wanted to have a motorcycle we have your motorcycles I always wanted to be firefighter I am a firefighter and I was a volunteer firefighter that's why I have this tattoo but 02 was the license plate of the first ambulance that I drove and well, in which we, the emergency services, covered the firefighter helmet, the boat boots and I was there for about 15 years providing my volunteer service in atizapán de zaragoza in mexico jake that's why I bring music here clown I'm a private aviator pilot I'm in the face of communication that is, the free ones that caused me the volunteer firefighter thing is what that mother is like I have a The guy's car was conditioned enough so that they would talk to me about going on strike, well, we who did these, we had a group of friends, we put together some money, we bought an ambulance and we lent that ambulance to the fire department to cover emergencies, as I like the fucking ones. jokes depend on the topic that brings up very well I am fascinated right now about the firefighter of the building that is burning and a building is finishing but remember that we have to do it like then they spoke to the volunteer the volunteer firefighter had his cart poorly conditioned or a car and this one So they were going to put out the fire, they couldn't do everything together, and this guy arrived with some cool eggs.

The worst thing is that they wanted to pay for them from the outside with all the cars, and what he did was get into the wind, some flames crossed and from inside he started to pay. and he put out the fire then he is the municipality delighted with him they give him a certified end not to the firefighter with the most eggs in the whole world here volunteer bastard have your that we are going to see you 40 thousand pesos in cash because because that bravery that you showed many thank you suddenly one of the reports was there what do you plan to do with that money how do you fix the brakes why not to me something very curious happened to me a person arrived and said hey you are a fireman the enjoyment I was eating in a restaurant already I keep eating insects but if you're a firefighter business if I'm a firefighter I keep eating and after a while it becomes about me the firefighter eating I'm going to chase me because if I, as you know, because of your helmet, because of your boots, the morning coat, every tattoo comes a change of look, this me I think that on the tour that we took there that we went to Culiacán Dar we no longer met in Tampico first the first thing we went to Laredo McAllen eight years ago and we ran into each other on other occasions also at events and this last time it was Fiesta Mexico one of the first places that worked in your place, it is just opening, it had been 96 days, the day is until the kitchen is your hand and what a shame I told you that I was going to fill it with wine, it manages half of it by carrying barely anything for me and we are starting now Now I see that it's full and full and in it everything is going well people already know where it is because people know it's in a good place for comedy and music no one because nothing else is comedy we also have many singers of facts more than singers What a comedy forum there is in Coyoacán and then it has a way like wherever you are you go up the levels as it doesn't look perfect what to talk about where it is perfect the audio first level lighting is also a great place toIt was my turn, I think the last one, the last tour or one of the last ones, with your look, the one with the wig and the little hat that we were left with, many of us, that vision that we have that you said banana and that wig and the little hat came to mind. upwards no well yes really I have a little bit with this image I have been releasing for a month and a half it is an image that was born by a new sun called el

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heavy and suddenly I said well let's see what happens with this new look that in the material that is this more live metal is not metal benzema heavy because silver does not cut everything practice the story well get out but treatment goes back to being the same clown from 11 years ago do you remember that joke from the Sibal Ángel daycare that was on me and the double moralists to someone the clown mocked today the start sign in a mess after 11 years I realize that I am not guilty of anything of course I apologized because I had to offer in agreement and many of us remember that image of yours this with your character and then the wig and the makeup it doesn't take off my wig it takes off my nose and offers a Ferris wheel against a joke to the parents and I think they deserved that apology they can't show up out of respect but then over time I realize that I'm not committing any crime, I'm a comedian, I still tell black humor jokes, people voted, people got on top of me, look, Black didn't displease the doctor because with the joke he gets on top of me because he apologizes, so sweet, baby, and if he's el vallecito and he's asking Excuse me, if I have the humility to offer an apology, everyone has the right to be wrong and I say that, your dad is wrong, more team, teachers are wrong, doctors are wrong, lawyers are wrong, judges are wrong, judges are wrong, thieves, pedophiles, rapists are all wrong.

They make mistakes and everyone has the right to a clear forgiveness. We comedians can't make mistakes and at the time I think they used you. Maybe we're going to do a very serious topic but they used you as a distraction, wow because the broncón was great and that they had released the owner of the daycare if this 7 after 10 years there are no culprits for that tragedy because it already came out and speaking how things are those who had the franchise which at that time was a business I think that now What the government sent him to the day care centers on behalf of the government to study a business was exactly the family of the people of the state government and it was a gross fart and to date traces have been made and there is no solution but overnight The morning I turn from being the clown that everyone wanted, the most hated clown on social media, everyone attacked me, he got on top of me and I brought him, the banana told me, they kicked him out of his country and he had to go to the United States.

We have this idea because After the apology, coincidentally this week your program didn't come out because we were all there. What's going to happen? We're all lost. I think that this one, even though it hasn't come out, had the moment with the highest ratings for the telehit at that time. It was what they put on top. Share I'm the one who was from the highest points in the history of a television program chosen and I imagine that I don't know and they admired and hundreds of thousands of people millions watching the program to see what treatment was going to say at that moment and mothers the program doesn't appear and they go through the videos and that then turned the news around and no, please, if we go with the idea and that they give him gas or there is a but, bastard, you don't go out anymore, I have it in the air that they don't give the aire says this shit to the television station that was very good we apologize and this one arrived it no longer belongs that's what happened but the next week my program comes out again and it goes to the ratings to the top and it still lasts a year and a half more there In Telehit, our United States offer it to me, being the program Noches con Platanito and with Estrella TV, they offer good wool and you gave me everything.

I went to the United States to earn more wool. This I have a program called Noches con Platanito. It has been going on for seven years. We have been almost 700 programs 25 seasons is a great success, my program, you know, we can see bits of it on YouTube or even and then you're looking at where you are in Mexico to see if the program comes out live in the United States, but suddenly on YouTube they upload it. some some segments and we have already passed 10,000 I imagine that I told him we are going to spend on the web or 12,000 are contaminated what a hell of a thing on YouTube so that everyone who is connected 13,000 is already everyone who is connected take the link and put the and more if it is around Nuevo León Tamaulipas Coahuila because it is used a lot here that people come on the weekend and stay to see what is in the pavilion wey to see the function of the tourist pavilion nor everything all Coahuila Tamaulipas in or traditions now compare is the people the day you come to your function on February 28 you are going to ask people who come to tamaulipas that the cry and from coahuila on behalf of sanluis all this part is going to know all this time mother you are the one I'm talking about showing the 28th with this new tour and with this new image called

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platanito heavy to get and then what happens with the platanito heavy is resuming the daycare thing is that today I return to resume, I recount my jokes without fear of being attacked, this week they attacked me more than anything, there are many people with double standards and there are many people who also understand perfectly well that I did not make any mistakes and that we do it with the intention of having fun, that's what we are comedians and more these days that this is cannon this everything that we are experiencing in the world in our country on social networks well pure violence for the agency normal link fight the rules kill that yes this bastards stands out there is an anecdote no no it is not an anecdote This is real, what happened, something from Transcalit Mexico, they just lynched a man a few months ago because he pulled a girl and then the friends of the girls from the goal got on top of him and hit him with bottles and kicked him and they killed him.

It's legal and They kill this individual who pulled a girl and grabbed her by the hair on her arms. Why is this man going on? He was the father of the girl who was in his house and they talk to him. They say, your 16-year-old daughter is in a bar, she is in very bad condition conditions is very drunk already drunk and brusa go for her the father arrives and sees his daughter without a blouse the friends there having fun with the girl doing a show the father imagine how any father reacted he grabbed the girl until the girl began to resist his dad will take her away and his friends think he wants to do something to her and they kill him like that he's a bastard that feels dangerous so us comedians all we want is for people to laugh for people to have a good time you like white people I was watching the 'cat in boots' I called it I took them off and then they were more comfortable watching the gas and the cats as cats I took that one this one but I already said the end I tell you that I am fine on the web because the joke was from a child who It's still scratched and that's not for you ah no it's not for you I didn't fall off the bike but if you don't have a bike well the cat is mine and I'll eat it whenever I want hahaha I would have to finish it since I had screwed up damn lover of the animals, the cats, get rid of him, I can't get rid of the other one, the husband arrives at night, grabs the kitten and leaves the house two blocks to the right, two blocks to the left, loads and returns to his house and the cat and on the rope it reaches your head the next day it arrives at its house sees the cat so it carries it three blocks to the right three blocks to the left another two to the right one to the left it arrives to its house and so on when it arrives home grab the cat 15 blocks to the right 20 blocks to the left a roundabout an uphill a downhill another roundabout a bridge again to the right again to the left and suddenly he marks his house today my love what happened is the cat out there he says yes tell them to come for me I'm already lost I'm very happy because your ads but yesterday I arrived in Monterrey yesterday we went to the morning ileana a friend from the wards to accompany us to the doctor dr I'm allergic to wine came to tell her that no buster will work for her so Don't complain, master laser, let's see it because it personalizes its glasses for you.

Here, since it's too hot to go on, continue the image. This is the laser, and now that they're coming, the inns look at the sucker, and you don't even have to love, and besides, it's with a laser It's something but because peace forever there were many I'm doing work they put some damn stickers the language for this also goes for all the companies they are not looking for their inn that since he gave him my workers bastard then take him a personalized glass oops It depends, there is for the beer for the soft drinks this seems like a size we haven't made look how cool it is for the diesel to make the little one for the other size because it is for a regular size for the cup the coffee is good the whiskey for all that master the blinds dams thank you very much thanks to 2.0 master lace 2.0 of the high ones because this coming week is the ice box raffle this time mother full of beer meat everything ready for the party yes it's okay I thought that since it was why The other one, the lid grabs it without a thought, it was this one, let's see, so from these stages we understand this is the same here and it no longer closes either in something in the chiles.

I don't know what exists because it is another size but a special relationship for you, which is this one. from registering to master laser he gave him a telephone number immediately 81 21 38 7200 calls master laser they call unsubscribes he calls you master master he is already going master laser of the 24 finals to get out and register give him the fence of his page because they are going to raffle the gilera and if they made any shots from the idea of ​​this time mother already and I know that she must have weighed her husband and calls master in which we are left with for when you are going to the USA they live and on the motorcycle my lips broke cold heat Your lips are splitting I come on the motorcycle I stop at a supermarket that has a shape this one inside he went into the pharmacy to buy something for his lips today I don't know Vaseline okay then a row way I don't know maybe there was an offer of something promotional there was 200 people in the name I have no way to ask if there is so I get in the line the lady said excuse me lady sells Vaseline she says if you get up I'll get in line and I'm sorry it has lubricants danger covered by this need for the motorcycle for two batteries way is talking hey what's up with you name payments for the beach tomorrow I'll see you in acapulco also this one I hope one was sunbathing although it doesn't arrive in the other bastard I didn't get here ferrari suddenly sees that it was coming but trembling in this present so that you can put but the police came trembling win you don't know what they were coming then the beards of a hippie come to me ca well the whole road came in the air taking me away and look how I'm trembling that idiot grew up the other morning we came let's come so that you can get into the car again women's bathroom where you see ladies there you wait you're going to see us little pants and jump and here and you're going to come very warm as a mother well this morning he's sunbathing maybe I told you no good the bastard the little while at the same time they came trembling what It happened, what I told you does not exist.

Yes, I did it the same as you told me. Everything went up in the bathroom. First of all, I got into my underwear. I got out of the tutorial very warm but warm. I was traveling very comfortably and then I fell asleep. When I remembered, some beard tweezers from the team were coming. again to speak health for all the boleros for all the few books that are around them because we are from the time that one got very but to all of them the time of cigarettes so I left it there ago retina of carts right now it is not good It's not so sad I don't bring it but today what happens magic and let's see if it can be done if so why what is good I have so that everyone can listen but answer me loudly that I have here in my right hand a piece of paper exactly a microphone a pump apple from the same man I'm going to take this paper and I'm going to learn what I need to learn this in an exact lighter or matches or something that causes a fire lighter this way well this thing you have the kind people on this side the magic of pretty la magic hunger no never now something must appear the style without it once smoking I turned the night's hair on the highest rates oops I already did magic if we are not going to quit this habit listen to this what are we here how was the transformation into having fun the transformation of taking off at what moment did that idea arise is to wear a fur hat at the time we did this new show called el platanito heavy tour it was like I said I'm going to do a heavy show I'm going to do a show in which If you see a heavier character, then that's how you come up with this.

We did a photo session with a hat with a wig and other photos without a wig and when we saw the photos of the result without a wig, it was the one we liked and you also have to change a a little bit of makeup then the same makeup that I was wearing now the jelly is told that the inss pinches it like this these little beaks here and the mouth tells me like the joker everyone calls me like the joker and there were many it's carlos trejo and the television station Where are you right now in Los Angeles in Los Angeles California serial TV I authorize you to help us continue using the aggressive ones there with the classic Platanito character and in Mexico I am with the new makeup and I feel comfortable with the television stations because as a clown it was difficult to enter On TV there was no Jorge Falcón's classic comedy from Polo Polo, well look, I had the opportunity to join Azteca television many years ago for a program called Here's the Potato, a failure in my career, it doesn't work, the format was three in the afternoon takes one in the afternoon so it was familiar and they wanted a crazy approach so imagine a clown the school children arrive we suppose to seeplantanito and predicting the then the mothers and so it changes obviously the program did not work throne of the program and it's over it's called here is the potato with omar germenos at the level nothing will come now it was a problem father but it was not for the time of the schedule so put no and I never wanted to do television again, then in Mexico obviously I did the comic tenor the tour with there I had to Monterrey with an incredible success in the theater of I was not known there and yet the PAN led to the applause of This season the comic tenorio then offered me to go to work at Mascabrothers, a very important entertainment center that opened in Mexico, the Mascabrothers show center there on Insurgentes Avenue, then they left there the ones that this one from Telehit was also a first, not the first, of Alejandro Go Era. to say hello and to the mascabrothers and then I started to work there, I worked there for ten years and there I met Memo del Bosque and Memo del Bosque was Alejandro Go's partner and he told me hey, I have the desire to do a comedy show on Telehit.

I'm going to invite, let's thank television because it was very bad for you, I see very bad and the truth is that I do very well on the outside in my shows, so I do the program, well, the program convinces me to legitimize, it's a big deal, it lasted five years. plantanito on telehit was a big deal and that's where the whole story comes from that they offer me to go to Los Angeles to do nights with treatment normally you always ask this question, hey, has something stupid happened to you with a guest artist, some anger live and but it's like burn people but I have a way of asking you questions this one about who would you marry here in subjects and here in who would you have sex with taking three names that since I already prepared here before you arrived so these are two rounds I take three the First the three is who you would marry who you would kill and who you would have sex with ok start start start I start I mean you take out 3 3 3 there are six in total so here to put a sample you take out three of those and we read who they are thank you perfect then the questions are who would you marry who would kill the 3 like this who is with whom so that they are open I am going to choose who with each thing why in the distance he is going to choose I am going to read who these 3 are there There are 3 people, there is Maribel Guardia, this one is supposed to have been quoted and Marcos Valdés is there, so here the serious question is who do you marry, who do you kill, literally, let him exist on earth and who would he have sex with?

Up to here, the names are Maribel Guardia, Chupón, he quoted and Marcos to the Ask who you kill, obviously, chupo, he quoted a fuck, take it, converting the talk, it doesn't come out until the hit show already has it, and whoever is there is like that, he dies, it ends in your profit, and just like me, not him, and his mother dies, well. It's who you marry and who you would have sex with. He married Maribel Guardia and I come back to you. Marco is the first one on Las Cataratas Street. You see, goat shows, you didn't have aluminum.

I'm going to change it. I'm marrying Marcos Valdés to make the impossible life maybe there was a series that is this some very cool message exchanges with Marco well they happened in lakki I bring them and the gossip ones wow gossip catwalks that there had been some sexual harassment true but it was a joke how I sent you photos no I'm looking for the total. I'm not going to delete them. Let's see very well. I'm going to get India Yuridia and India Yuridia to launch Daria Saldaña and Franco Scan and Francos Camps. Who would you kill?

Who did he kill? Chile wouldn't happen to me. With you I ran away to Franco because he is all over the world and the hell with Franco is that we had agreed to see in several places working I am in Australia in Japan in dancing and meanwhile and then I have Alan Saldaña Alan who would take time from the houses with mother Marrying India and Yuridia, I don't know, I can't seem to see, you know I'm going to marry India because it's super fun to be around forever, that's a question, do you think it's fun to marry a comedian, we're not comedians, your wife is I'm happy with you, I think so, don't laugh, oh, and to grab India's and Alan Saldaña's agenda, I won't have it, and in danger, when he catches her, we'll talk well, because come on, I'm not familiar with the skirts, you can't understand me. nothing in the eyes but I'm a bit robbins and his special is netflix it's not that he hasn't seen this one with subtitles which will be his turn in the other round I think they took it today he couldn't find the mother so the question is with whom it's two rounds nothing more with whom he confirms house if who you kill and how he would have sex from this second round the northerner looks at the northerner the shots again and sergio improved to sergio improved if he kills him way there is a routine but to realize that almost as is my The same words are in the wanderers water mother joke and besides I was going to kill this guy from Defranco Escamilla and what the hell was this guy going to be I'm not going to be dead dead and apart from that if someone owes you it's good to collect but Then they had Marcos's buttocks and Cristian Poyar's buttocks.

We had thrown ourselves away when he came out naked. It's not that the family is there. Today we have reached 16,000 people. Don't say her name but affectionately they call her Peeling I but Pilar so you know she's cool, the girl is very pretty but she has a problem she's been through three marriages boyfriend she starts with boyfriend she breaks up with the same day she starts or the next day, go without a weapon, then no one knew the reason for the situation, so with compiling with pili, sorry, it is convenient, then one day, listening to the conversation between women in a meeting at the house, I heard what Pilar said, you know what it is that I have a problem, notice that I have breath.

It smells to me and that day, coincidentally, I was in my room and I got a smell. It's not counted as a rotten Wipro seafood market. Maybe we said we were losing something. It wasn't. He was talking about visiting them and you know what a consequence. Hey, I'm looking for the marinas because they sell it, it's around here, get yourself an ox, so it doesn't smell, so she's going to the ophthalmologist, so I don't know which Chinese she went to, not only because the eye ophthalmologist, but she obviously didn't find an ue that wasn't one, she left. a hospital an ENT an impressive ENT doctor look it's so good you can do one here here look here for the but choose igt he said look I don't like them like that and then they tell me etc and there is also the history of the whole bad neighborhood but then they tell them So they say a guy who doesn't fly is good at doing the luck of my wife's friend who finds a bastard who didn't have a nose who was born without a nose so pilar fits well with the person who without trees to me then the disk They teach and also so huge and he says about the pool if you have a mind and he said never because I don't have one and it's the first time that someone is talking to me, tell me, miss, and if you don't know that I'm looking at you, it's a person who You make me very attractive and the number 2 ox had often told me today that you are an active person because I don't have anyone up to a hundred and then he says to Pilar, I wouldn't like to start a friendship with you.

I don't know if you would allow it in my mind, also excited. no why I didn't have friends because I didn't want to and today I'm very happy that no one clarified that we can start a friendship in fact I don't know whose department a phone number I don't know if you have confidence I'm a good person because no one and I'm not going to make your phone and he tells him no longer of course I all the phone I point out oh well and he says here why don't you go to the doctor and get a client don't go and the doctor gave me some teeth but since I don't have anything and I lost my teeth but I send you a note on your phone to invite you to, I don't know if I want to have lunch or dinner, whatever you want, you tell me, I'll talk to you on the phone and I'll call you on the phone, guess who, nothing to myself about who he told you, and today we're going to the Senate like this.

It's just that he doesn't listen to you well, if we go there's a lot of noise here we're going to leave the fire without any improvements and today we're going to end up on the list and we're going to have dinner and we're going to go by taxi or we're going to leave clouds as you want if you want because you You are the woman, you are the one in charge. They went to dinner. They were having dinner and they were talking and talking and they had a great time and suddenly they are very pretty and I am very happy to be living with you.

Something like this has never happened to me. Thank you very much for this. night that you have left me now from your client when your mother dies cry I am also getting involved but with me of course I want to marry you they got married the wedding night arrives we are on the night of mon andrew kranking the moment of intimacy and having relations sexual emotions but I don't want to end up reaching and he puts something in me we're not going to do it a take tico I'm going to reduce you little by little and you're going to tell me if you feel he said or don't you feel and he recorded feel he said tell me in my mind like I never have I've been tempted, defects, you start kissing his neck, he's feeling delicious, too.

It's already getting over my head and it's starting to go down. Let me give you one. Start biting the people who feel down below. Oh, give me a little ball and let the ox and the ox come out. We go down further down and suddenly your mother's daughter says no, don't read, no, but my little eyes are already crying for the houses and you know that right now we are talking about who, where are you going to be and I have everything some friends who are going to celebrate 15 years of doing humor, the other's fat man is called regiomontanos, one of them does voices, another has characters, the pimp, don, it hurt me, don emeterio, the best ones again, and this one and my friend, to pass it on so you can tell me when.

It is and they have some tickets for the people who are not recording, welcome to the place so that they can give us the information about the event that we are going to have, send you pimp so that he can put it on and also good night to everyone, as we are there, we are here with the ritual. and that you got cap and we will be in 1530 we are reaching the 15th anniversary and we also have tickets for the race just as the mechanics are enough we are going to explain the following they are going to get on the page in fact the fat man in another we are in the Facebook page gives nothing like to this next one this image this publication that we already have here where you tell me here here we are is the image we are there is that image here comes the image of the word show the other one with the people from the writing telehit who is going to accompany us and of course in case of luxury but to facilitate that he is going to be with us max the chance oscar burgos del pregón smoke also fabiola martínez and also if beto zapata this October 31 they give him we are and in easy I like to comment if in shared without sharing without sharing we are going to give away two double tickets two tickets the double tickets without sharing to put I like to comment I want to go to the event I want a pair of tickets because I am going to take my Maya is my girlfriend my lover whatever you want and what They put in and we are going to give them their tickets and if the five games arrive right now here we will select them at once, let's not say more, we will wait for you.

It is the 31st in the Banamex from the plaza, the edge of the other with its great function, now that I bring up the topic, topic that we were together making 8 josé luís sagar and the technique a donation for your bar in sinaloa one of my sponsors movie star logic and salt salsa is the straw this specialist sauce for seafood broths snacks is a 100% artisanal product please of those who are registered on your social networks and you who have a restaurant and want to have this special flavor wherever you are, please call my friend Tony, I will send you an area that is 687, the telephone number 183 55 51 with My friend Tony is 6 87 183 55 51, please, no, you can't, you can't stop having this product on your sauce table, the little box, one of my sponsors, from the applause bar, I recommend it, you're going to like it a lot, you're going to See today that everyone who was connecting and connecting we reached 17 thousand right now that people like it and like to do different things.

Notice that there was some news that we wanted to give to people but if we read it here we have it like no It's the same because we need something that looks like news, a news studio like that, but yes, but what they accommodate there, they are already arranging this one. We're going to give some notes and if you agree, while I send my regards, it's okay to have a stool that will help you. What side do you have to give special news to all the people who are watching us? I want to send greetings immediately to the people who are here for Claudia.

Where are you coming from? Tell where you come from to send greetings to the people who are watching us. Some of the 16 thousand that are still connected greetings to stanford texas greetings stanford tejas health what should you take now you have gentlemen here I already have your glass to the special one who we sent to see you also for minor veronica a very special greetings to veronica who He's watching us from Texas, he didn't say which side from Texas, a special greeting from the ox who wants to see my sister Diana, I have to say they're on fire, this Juan García from Nuevo Laredo, Greetings to the people to the survivors from Nuevo Laredo, a very special greeting to here from kansas greetings to the people of kansas we are ready we are going to give some news this is a couple of news but it is not yet a study that is truly from news to give and comment on it so they are two news we do not talk to each other at all we are ready don't you north and we are full we meet but in luxury because platanito is with us with his new image with his new look with his new tour and we will start with the news ahead please lost chile it is like losing if a bullfighter was gored and lost chile logan they fired A woman who smelled a lot of missing flan married a person whoHe didn't have a nose and unfortunately, unfortunately, when it was time to have sex, he realized the smell of the slipper because his eyes were crying.

One of the news we have here is a stage to say, a study from the University of Michigan reveals that men with Nagging wives who are so controlling have a lower risk of developing diseases like diabetes or things of the heart. Look then, father, in the people who mistreat us, it's best they do it for our good. You can probably be a lady, explaining that her husband, that's a blessing. Please note, because thanks to your care and concerns, the man will be healthier, says the man, he is grateful to his wife for mistreating him here in Monterrey, the woman in my case, I want to publicly thank my wife for all the mistreatment she has given me during these times. 25 years already with her, I think she will die soon because that is what I am putting in my prayers: death without knowing that they were also doing good for my health, like the famous people who go to your program on Estrella TV, noche con platanito este Which of the artists is one of the coolest that you have come across among your guests?

I think that Poncho de Nigris Poncho de Nigris Poncho de Nigris to whom the work was something in the chest palomo listen to this right now I have some provisional masks which are inspired by 8 today talking about diabetes compare notice that I have one of those friends who has diabetes and sporadic and they have diabetes and he gets a pile of sugar candy I have very important news to give but just like it was news exercise line and he is getting married next November 21 and her fiancé is 30 years younger than her who it is about who it will be who it will be it is about a man who calls himself Marcos de uno so to love where one who is what he calls himself the new fiancé of this Gran Vedette is a singer who currently lives in Los Angeles, California.

Her most recent work is Drunk along with the one day 15. She has also highlighted the beauty industry as she is the owner of the Marcos de Uno chain of beauty salons in California in addition to have a successful Linney del Claro cosmetics company that still does not have the dress that went to Los Angeles to be measured but it is still in production this would be the eighth marriage of the star 8 I think that is why there are already many many marriages and since the cosmetics are not working very well for her since the photo ss I think the recipient works that does not want today look how she turns around like it's like kissing a plastic barbie talking about piles and people look at her like their lips like a pair of pretty piles where the other, not talking about news, talking about news, is bullying me because I bring my twenty-five dollar Tusk watch and people always tell me how good this time is and more than five dollars this watch how much Do you think it cost me more, it cost me more, well, I don't know, it cost me more like 30 dollars, uh, 55 of those, it cost me more, we have a tomb that they say recorded this, well, to whom, who said that, here this is recorded at the time of the clock and you know that last time until now it's 20 22 30 more or less 3 20 s 22 19 if we press live this is a section of bad notes here we are going to give news about artists these 1 and I want to separate the one in which your web program came people on twitter he started to say he makes a banana joke like he makes a joke when he's a guest plus he don't think he'll knock me down again on twitter he started to say no but you know what to say they make a very bad joke tell him that the program I don't know that I I answer that you don't realize that you can't hear this time that the one that does will raise something, the grave that you gave me is in Culiacán, even that offended the people, they were writing to him now, that's why they say, instead of defending me, a greeting to The whole race that is connected today is that suddenly these glasses no longer fit me well, way he sent me to make one, they ate with my friends with glasses to go, the new ones are pure sponsorship, now yes in glasses glasses tube they have everything to For the tele mica they put anti-reflective, they are super red, the coolest thing here apart from branches, how many are there finally to get different ones, I already told you that well it was resistant up to what you have up to where you don't believe tubes you grab have a way not of sandwiches not thinking, they are heavy and resistant, the white ones are totally made, they are never resistant, the lenses are the bastard, like I don't know if you are a port, use glasses to go, the bastard could get out of it depending on which eye you want, nothing more than in tube glasses you find pink airs but staples, that is, the resistant and joking aside is half to any mind to thank anyone you want, I think that today the sponsorship of glasses is gone, the ones you said are resistant but not here, give them their eggs, it was half, let's see if You're going to break it, but it's very tasty.

The resistant lenses break the lenses. The bankrupts, this is 2 kv glasses, so they go, they are more resistant without my house. If you have a friend who is not right in his head, do not let go of his glasses. a model of his hands because to say a few he said for local also it seems we brought those soft drinks the boss had that there is a section that we have this the elected electrocuted with laughter and tomatoes and because look we have one of touches but I will read no more it is a question for No, you're not telling a joke because right now you're telling it very comfortably, so what would it be like to tell a joke while they poke you around?

Ok, let's announce it with your curtain and everything, electrocuted with laughter from point zero. What we learn here because it's going to the then It's about telling a joke, but not comfortably, but with touches, it's more than this someone helping me hold the microphone, but more because I would never make a personal joke with you from 1 in 1 compare, for example, I have a heart, it's already in the 1 there is a way for them to see in which we are sexual ah because girls 300 of me were electrocuted with laughter the guy who was in the car was in the car the heat and the traffic stops and hey hey hey he knows that this guy was with his masters but from point to point way mrs is that you know that he was coming he was coming very he was coming very at a very high speed tion with a very high speed and he tells you that he tells you and you can hear you know that he separates them he says we are one by one I It costs then the first time I thought it would serve it would serve but you tell him this sir's place no no no it was not coming at high speed it had a normal speed and you should Mr.

Camps that you are there again from the beginning that I did not understand is this the glasses tube and we are going in the 5 then he told him, listen, the goal of the east one but hey, this one had a normal speed and the city tells him if you came high José 7 always always came jump José I told you that I would lower him if he didn't lower him my mother jose to the traffic listen lady he always talks to you yes the man when no but nothing softer the little subject no no this is a joke and if you don't like it why look it's like that yes what would you like universe it was a girl who fought with him all night then That's where the blood is coming up a lot, I also don't like that you're like that, they like jokes, guy, you know what's similar, you know, since you're giving it to him and he understands, it's correct, it helps him get it out.

Who's coming too? You know how it was, they look like seaweed, the ones you don't talk about sometimes, the pixies look like piles, no, in what they are in the hands, you talk about the states right now, we are talking about the dwarfs of the house, members, no, no, this one. dynamic I didn't like it very much waist hip in head sons commercial sales in venice pizza it is said that dennis gets paid for hamburgers first they were hamburgers and now they are tacos because the hamburgers didn't hit us they hit us 983 they sell charcoal hamburgers as they are used here in the north come burger very good but they are going to send us some come burger right but apart from having hamburgers there are already grilled spiders there are spicy wings it won't do any harm look at that image you don't know what I like about venice burger they have a lot of motorcycles so they depend if you are at home and it is raining it is hot and you don't want to go out ablasa come burger and since they have many motorcycles they bring everything to your house weibo bastards that is lenis burger thanks first of all this aside they are taking out some little bodies Well, this dish is being made because they know a doctor from Links who performs circumcision, so they are putting all the skins in vinegar, a travel thing that has happened, they are not eaten, they are sucked apart from everything that comes with the burgers.

Your best option in San Nicolás is going to give you the python squares they are not in mind they are still in process the telephone numbers that you have to see the Manuel room 81 05 35 07 and 83 53 42 37 Félix burgués is my first sponsor a year ago year and fraction already in noia person rich in delicious purchases that who was that first person that I really like to remember those who gave you this opportunity that you look for it by working with quality but distinguish this bastard made me my career oops it should be face the level that you have right now who is this person or these people I think the career will take off I think that memo from the forest a great friend of mine producer that we send him a huge hug little friend from the forest is still bad memo from the forest go for it memo you go Like this, but pure good comments from Mr.

He is a great guy. I love him very much, especially the youngest, El Bosque, and also right now, obviously grateful to Mr. Liberman over there in the United States, who made me burden myself. If it were already international, then I am very grateful as well. with Mr. Liberman with the Estrella TV company and obviously with my entire audience, so yes, what you went through on social networks has always supported you and that he has already gone to the country and people listen, missing you, bastards, the people eager to see you, I think that in February the people here in the north are not going to stay with the one you don't know, most of the people when it was that moment on social networks that attacked me the public that defended me the most does not believe where it is Well, there are two important cities because from the federal district, not in Sonora and in Monterrey, the people, how many people from Sonar were talking to me, but if I have money, we don't support you, it's the people, you're not the culprit, we're with you, little money, and to date I have A lot of friends who are followers of Sonora and in Monterrey, well, they have always treated me wonderfully, it's like a second home here in Monterrey, you really follow thanks to friends from Monterrey who feel the love, thank you, we like the acid humor in us here in the north, see here, there can't be a flood because we took out all the jokes, imagine that the comedians forbade us from telling black humor jokes about some, you already know that it is forbidden for comedians to tell jokes from the telethon about diseases of followed by lame, one-armed people from burning from the earthquake. of gangoso tremors of the floods of fires of jose jose de la fere chapultepec de way of a few other jokes did you know that sarita distances her they call her the strawberry girl because she did not want to loosen her body how they discovered that josé josé died when he threw the gum because listen to his chicle was the exact moment where he discovered that he had died what was the happiest moment of the council I know what it was in fine arts they took many crowns nothing was half of it because they told us about the dough joseph and even the series what's the name of this one that's his name jose jose from nothing else or try the ten most viewed on netflix who died and you are seeing if you have not seen it look at a success in each chapter and this part from your life and now if you do not have time and do the practical fact mother the sir, take it, but he started it, I remember I was watching a documentary about José José started his career in Televicentro before joining the Televicentro system in Mexico, then he went to Televisa, then he went to Aztec Television, right now he's on Skype, nothing, what do you think if we count that he's a joke but everything backwards share this this month and it started from the beginning of the program it is not a normal joke first 7 today then here 76 you laugh suck teacher tell a joke and if I laugh if you laugh when telling it you also tell a joke ending with laughter a common and ordinary joke that they would like to hear a joke or if you have one of your preference if the child who calls you mom mom smells dead never the mother I'm talking good death breast half of breast three worms in your body I like to count an eye and if I laugh you like something from here and whiskey rum with jackie nava roads all these worlds I don't take products like we are before mother didn't abort the public that is watching us when not talking you get messed up wii ok no well we reach 17 thousand but but they come and go they come and go getting ready to program and there are 15 thousand 400 people go for the 15 thousand that are connected 15 thousand 439 for the 15 thousand I like to count 1 in the disinterest and stoves I like a lot of a father leaves I remember how a father was going that someone was leaving for me it was not that he was admitted that he was not Maya father but we could do it that the father was dying and then the ladies of the church called him father But we already brought the doctor guys and zinc, they brought a healer with his herbs, Clement, I'm saying this in case there's a chance that the father lives, the only thing he would have to do is have sex.

We're going to tell him, father, if he can live longer, but I would have to have sex. I'm the father, I can't, but do it for the community. Well, with three conditions, well, what you want, one of them is that, well, she has to be blind so that I don't see myself. The parish father who hadn't had sex with me, blind, we got him. a saw for and second deaf condition because also how am I not going to do that already being thereI spoke and I recognized the voice that said it is the priest of the parish who is having sex and the third and most important thing that I have some right jokes is with some pesos us to chew jealousy everyone so you know why because we walk, they, at least I, are worse off Apart from the February one, there's a lot left for February, I'm still in February too, but a week before, 15 days before, on February 13, I'm in the first one, but fifteen days before, 15 days later, here I have people from me, or should we say attached, both of them. 13 and 28, imagine how amazing the cheese factory was and what half of it took me, I already know you because you made me like William Hayter the pedophile, this very famous bastard of a father, no, no, p.s. enough, this Michael Jackson, he didn't get to heaven, asking, have you seen me?

To the child of God, the tour is coming without an upcoming one. I'm going to be everywhere. You're not looking, write down tomorrow in the city and Mexico. I'm going to be there the day after tomorrow. Or I'll be in Dallas at the Northwest Octopus, where we're returning to Dallas on Friday. We're going to be. In Puebla then on Saturday we are going to be at the stopover then on Sunday we are going to be at the Pachuca fair Monday we are going to be in Mazatlán Tuesday again we say there I am going on vacation I am going to be on vacation for three days with my family massa because it is fine Nice place, I will return on Wednesday we will be in Los Angeles in the 'hall' on November 14th in Calvos and since they invited me to open one of their shows and agree on the 16th Juan is a monster in California in the forum It's a huge huge, we're going to be all around, all of us from Rosarito, all the people who are here, it fills you up to eat the lobster with rice where the insurgent forces are strong, Ensenada, go there to see the show, or are you going to go down to Ensenada too, yes.

This is what these are letters with Patrick, this is what this is about. I'm not a magician either and I thought it was useful for us. Space Caracas didn't the magician Baron come once and they ripped him to shreds here, the race of magicians, that's what I went to see in wine. In the river, the penalty gave 70 a shot and I would like to stir the floor pack of cards to see if it comes out. It's been a long time since I played you Mike in my shows and I kind of want to go back to this magic thing again to find out about those two organisms.

Thank you, let's see if this turns out ok. Is there a way to capture what is going to be? All the loads, we show it, all the cards mixed up. There are jumps in the pack of cards, I stop, the card that was left at the top, you are going to take it to the camera to keep inside the pack of cards wherever you want, I think that then this is a high-high test and they paid me and you take the letter. all the cards are mixed up they are all mixed up ok yes no monitor I will show them that they can see it together with you they have already seen it and I have also seen it on the monitor ready you have already saved it if I tell them no I will put half the stands and put it in and in the packet of letters of the packet of letters you already saw that he keeps putting me here to be your letter so it's not there to say yes or no sir it's magic sure sure we're going to leave it here I don't know what's next either no I'm not going Let's leave the cards here and let's review these four once again, each egg must be one of these and that's how it was, gentlemen, no no no, sir, you screwed up your entire letter, it must be empty there because if the egg closes your fist here in the table I'm going to leave these cards here I'm not going to do absolutely anything like that and loosen your hand a little bit that card press the strong strong strong and look how a card is going to come out don't tell me what card because if you tell him there are details I already knew it was a 5 of hearts no thanks ah I love that you allow me since we are with that luck here in my house we are these lovers of the maxim we do the same we make a jumble of cards we start you tell me no you don't tell me let's take a card I'm going to try not to see it so I'm going to turn the corner at 6 the audience and this is ok this one I'm going to grab it a little longer because if not it's going to take me a long time half of March and in the middle wherever you like and parts 2-3 everyone saw anger ok I'm going to grab this in one take of a take because I'm going to stick it on a wall and the box is going to stay the letter you chose stuck to the wall ready I've never done it it's on the air according to profiles it came out with mother when I saw it but above all I swear to you good as guardians like that mother at some point right trick her girl's son more because because I didn't do all the steps as it is all the same we play let's play something more more more risky from Charlene of men, today the glasses are full of water on the major card, you can use your glass of water, let me drink what you decide, that is, if I draw the major card, I win and I have the right to get wet, that's right, I'm going to add a little more There are cards today, I have never seen you like this from this angle, how uncomfortable is it to be in the package and no, ok, so we start this one and the main card each has a glass of water, you decide what to do with the water because we use it, I took it, you can take it, throw it at me. the talk to the sky ok here he is he is already taking touches falls of everything begins the good thing we open like this the one above egg like that of mom and seeing that I am not a magician I can take another ace 2 take way I don't think about zinc look this guy was the that I had to breech here right now when in my house and with my people you can take the bench so that I could go breech nothing but he is my guest as a mother is going to be I have had to pay in some way much more grave and why and so he took out a for a week I was gone like I had not wet equally 5 9 man like god and all demand dwelling and look at the believing people are already in Caracas once and the worst of all is that it is the house again silver take me out I had it and that is not mine 123 I am even I am not subject to waterproof glasses to go it is not mine and yes no because today on their next dates when what are they going to do where are you going going to go to san antonio but what in san antonio what day but the verdile camera in sant ante usa ah I need one more glass of it is that it was at the top of the promo program thank you let's do something this last bottle complete more complete of the brand come on ladies and gentlemen pay attention in your house because we are going for a complete complex bottle ok finally now the big ones I'm going before the shouts of many you stayed please this mine you are taking 1 463 there are 2 is please please please I deserve it and without seeing without seeing complete bottle last 4 way 13 please if you want to know what letters don't miss the next broadcast of de gea we don't know without making expressions of girls I would take no today I hope but I say so much while you talk to me gentlemen I thank you all the people who have connected all the people who want to thank you very much for having accompanied us to pay from the bottom then but the revenge revenge the revenge and the end of this flight on this side follow us in getting green that we lose even the daughters-in-law life Martín himself likes it very much, thank you very much, the stop of little mother is a friend who connects in the end there are not some 16 thousand connected thanks if you want friends long live the friendship long live the comedians and fats all the people see you on February 28 auditorium pavilion emil 15 February also February 13 s February let's see who gets the most names good luck well let's announce it right here it's better to invite an easy girl who will do it from the couple of days good for everyone we hesitate a lot to take you out of the guarantee if it happens to you from warranty