xQc Reacts to Sony Releases Stupid Piece Of Shit That Doesn't Fucking Work (with chat)

Savvy consumers are lining up today to be the first to buy the

stupid

new Sony

piece

that

doesn

't serve as a suit on their news net

work

. Trans tech reporter Jeff Tate has more thanks Brandon, they call it the biggest waste of his Hard-earned money will come years from now. Sony's

stupid

new box hit the shelves of crowded malls and expensive electronics stores across the country. Nowadays, it has way more memory and megapixels and whatnot than any of the other TVs I already own. I can't wait to get home and spend all night trying to figure out if you can somehow scratch and bite the unopenable packaging.

This stupid

piece

offers a wide variety of health-frustrating features, including random flashing. The words and numbers on your screen don't come with the little thing it's supposed to have and are

fucking

backwards. His Sony spokesman, Alan Compton, said the company designed this damn thing to make everyone in the modern home want to tear their eyes out. Listen closely to what our customers said they wanted to get the most out of their own home entertainment system and then we released this impossible-to-use piece for anyone baffled by gadgets. Numerous strange functions can scroll through the interactive help menu.

A labyrinth II of indecipherable. issues that are not useful to anyone, we have people shouting in unison from homes all over the country,

work

, work, your part of what happens to you, why can't you work like a normal machine with a national campaign of one hundred million of dollars to plaster irritating butts? ads for the piece of trash every damn place you look Sony hopes it will become the next gadget that you absolutely must have if you don't want to feel like a toothless peasant living in some peasant hut somewhere. I love this, yeah, basically. I'll buy any damn thing I see in the middle of the piece that's available now, so run out, buy one, and invite all your friends over to see if any of them can figure out this moment as a vampire, unless one of them is a rocket scientist Sony pretty much guarantees they won't have a chance for The Onion News Network I'm Jeff Tate, thanks Jeff Sony says they plan to release an upgraded 800 gigabyte version of this piece by the end, right when you figure out the damn remote for this one, It never ends, okay, channels like a minute and W, pretty, yeah, I mean, you're not really.