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X-Men: Days of Future Past Pitch Meeting

X-Men: Days of Future Past Pitch Meeting
so you have an x-men movie for me yes sir I do so in this one we're gonna have some x-men from the original trilogy and from first class oh how are we gonna do that please don't say time trap with time travel oh yes so the movie starts in the

future

with some of the x-men being killed by these giant Sentinel robots okay but since Kitty Pryde could send people's consciousness to the Past she basically warns their past selves not to be there wait I thought kitty prides thing was that she can run through walls and stuff well in the comic that this is based on another mutant since Kitty Pryde is consciousness back in time so so how come you're giving Kitty Pryde that ability so that we can have Ellen Page in the movie and no other reason well okay then so then the x-men are gonna decide to send Wolverines consciousness way back in time and he has to try to stop this crappy

future

from being set in motion and why ham what we're gonna say that the time-travel thing basically shreds your mind but his can regenerate is that just an excuse he came up with to have Wolverine be the star you're damn right I respect that yeah so in the 70s he still has his bone claws Wow and he needs to stop mystique from killing the sky Trask who invented the Sentinels Trask yeah remember that guy from x-men the last stand he was played by Bill Duke that actor from predator oh yeah hey maybe we could get that tyrion lanister guy to play him he's really popular right now you...
x men days of future past pitch meeting
want to recast bill Dukes character with Peter Dinklage yeah yeah I mean okay those are just two extremely different humans oh well I'm sorry I don't see color or height or age Oh sir it sounds like you should visit an eye doctor you might be legally blind oh that's some solid advice thanks so much large gray shape you're welcome and so how far back in time did they said Wolverine a mystique kills Trask in 1973 so they send Wolverine too right before that happens we're gonna make more sense to send them a little further back than that yeah but that wouldn't be as exciting so you're manufacturing a ticking clock narrative where there doesn't need to be one that's right please pay me for this oh I will anyway so to find mystique Wolverine has to find Professor X and Magneto but in 1973 they're having all kinds of problems so they are yeah beast made the serum that lets Professor X walk again but he loses his powers so Professor X is just a dude now exactly because if he had his powers he'd be able to solve the movie's problems in like two seconds so what's he gonna do he's gonna tag along on most adventures even though he can't help in any way well okay then so then they need to get mad Vito but in 1973 he's in a big non-metallic prison under the Pentagon Wow 1973 was really not the ideal time to send Wolverine - no it wasn't so anyway Magneto's in jail for killing JFK wait what yeah but later we're...
x men days of future past pitch meeting
gonna find out that he was trying to save JFK because JFK was also a mutant what I want to know more about that Oh too bad oh man so anyway to get Magneto out of jail Wolverines like I know a guy and they go get Quicksilver how does Wolverine know Quicksilver unclear huh so then as they're breaking out of the Pentagon some guards shoot at them oh no but Quicksilver is so fast he's able to run around the room and knock out all the guards as the bullets are being fired wait what yeah it's gonna be this incredible scene where he's just listening to music and moving stuff around and nudging the bullets out of the way I mean that's like a god-like power he could literally go grab mystique and the movie would be over yeah definitely this guy is good well it's gonna be hard to keep the movie going if Quicksilver can just you know end it actually it's gonna be super easy barely an inconvenience oh really yeah we're just gonna have Quicksilver you know stop helping what do you mean he's gonna go home I don't know what to tell you but how can we possibly explain him not helping maybe the rest of the missions too dangerous for him he's just a kid they literally had him break into the Pentagon listen if you don't want the movie to be over you're gonna have to climb on up off of my back okay I'll climb so anyway we're also gonna have mystique keep trying to murder Trask by taking on the appearance of people around him right that...
x men days of future past pitch meeting
makes sense but he has this little device that detects when mutants are around so he keeps catching her wait we're saying that since the 70s the government's had the ability to detect mutants that's right I feel like that's gonna mess up a bunch of the storylines we created that's the entire point of this movie oh it is yeah we're just gonna introduce the concept of timeline so everything makes sense and nothing makes sense and nothing matters and I don't even care Oh finding excuses for our sloppy work is tight so anyway then President Nixon's gonna unveil these mutant killing sentinels to the public and there's gonna be a bunch of security so they have those mutant detectors set up no just metal detectors oh and Magneto's gonna secretly put metal inside the sentinels so he controls them oh that's smart cuz if he makes the malfunction in public the programs never gonna move forward yeah and he's also gonna you know drop a stadium around the White House set okay that ruins everything and at the same time but in the

future

the x-men are being attacked by more robots uh-oh so we have this awesome situation where the heroes mind is off trying to complete a task while his body's about to be destroyed by sentinels right I've seen the matrix okay good so yeah that scene from the matrix but with x-men great yeah so all the mutants in the

future

are fighting sentinels so Kitty Pryde could keep doing her thing with Wolverine Wow...
and then back in the 70s Wolverines gonna get stuck at the bottom of a river so he can't help anymore oh so I guess Kitty Pryde can stop sending his consciousness into the past what do you mean well if he's done all he's gonna do the

future

is just gonna play out as it's gonna play out right he's not affecting the Past anymore oh well we're only gonna have the

future

get fixed when mystique decides not to kill Trask but Kitty and Wolverine no longer have anything to do with that yeah well whatever well whatever then so yeah because mystique showed compassion everything works out what about that whole thing where magneto lifted a stadium and dropped it around the White House well humans don't care about that cuz mystique showed compassion okay but they're still all those he showed compassion all right I guess that solves everything then so then Wolverines gonna wake up in this

future

where everything is perfect and gene never died and nobody ever died and everything's amazing wait so Wolverines consciousness was just hijacked by a different version of himself from another timeline that's right a version of himself that has no memory of the past 50 years as they happen yeah it's gonna be a pretty nice moment that's actually a horrifying moment a version of Wolverine was basically just mentally murdered by another version of himself yes such a sweet moment if you say so and then we're gonna see that in the past Wolverine was...
picked up out of the river by William Stryker oh that's a clever knot it's like that's how his claws are gonna end up covered in adamantium yeah and then Strykers eyes are gonna flash yellow so we're gonna be like oh that's mystique what pretty cool twist right but Wolverine has to end up with Stryker eventually right because he still has the bone claws right but this is mystique but why do that I don't know fair enough and so what do you think well it sounds like a hot mess but I think if we get the right director on board it's gonna work out did you have somebody in mind yeah I was thinking we could bring Brian singer back into the franchise oh he's definitely somebody you want to be associated with hey guys it's Ryan here hope you enjoyed that

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