WTF Comedy Ep 1 | Cuando tu papá va al OXXO y no vuelve

It is that the orchards of today and sounding I remember that in the old days they were given howard metrotv the coconut the child fell asleep because the coconut in the chamuco circulated the coconut no no no to the coconut no alcohol today tangana I dream my son sleeps trot just like he says it's yours the coconut choose my son my son sleeps you're going to be sucked by the witch let him come and know what's good let him come bring two more lucas so he can get a good list let him come here I bring it Which factual fact that the witch comes that brings him to see we are going to be in trouble if he comes as a messiah shit the iron relatives because they bring it is dawn buchones right now when many the day they raise their buchones how many sons of the unrecognized command and I am not a big fan of Band music is a very genre.

The lyrics are this song by Genera Ortiz. Stone Woman. Stone smokes web. I listen to more normal things. Santa's poster. My wife found me on my cell phone. WhatsApp messages. This is because one, knowing solutions, I had to be in a bar where there was a lot, a lot, a lot of solutions with a hat and other boots, it's more in the boot, Andy said, the vato is doing well, alter German, expense, we haven't decided until we look for the puppeteer, I want to be a managing this website the bato very much ends up with a cut on his back that pulls him okay he said near the mouths of pulling the rope in it is much preferred he pulls the rope there is a guy inside my trunk he killed a lot and it caught my attention that every that bands played music for him, the music he liked, that they turned him on, he scolded him so much with this type of music, it happens to any of us so that they understand the joke and here is someone who likes grand-am rock, people who like rock egg egg that you get the opportunity it is no longer possible but that you get to see queen live imagine the adrenaline the northerners of the imaginary cadets because it is a morning the northerners of the end I am northern and when like this in the echo salvation I am not can the butcher shop ip or ribs because the plate zero arrived the box when the kilo 180 one Mayan morning there are boys there is a type of music that the immortals love I tell you about the xunta in the north this type of music turns on the motherfucker women fly the music so with tecate in hand even the music if today ah two hours summer because it takes me out because it takes me out to dance being very turned on because it is the message but I have left many thanks to you when this bastards are turned on the buchón of putting the music when it turned on so much that they made both of them in the shape of a gun and with the heel I fired, leave your all selling imaginary bombs no one's value because there it is and I said I have to have it, it's going to kill my imaginary friend and everything half-heartedly relatives of irons there are more elements in the periodic table dude because they don't even say that the relative or adamantium like wolverine and one imagines talking with a lot of children in an afternoon at intense periods that they announce to me walking well on in the end always loaded they came towards the iron warm palms I put oxygen on it then I see more of the nickel out that aluminum bless you here this year here I exaggerate applause applause I'm happy I'm happy to be here with all of you but happy on the outside and inside a little destroyed because look how recently I I started to analyze my life and better of sad moments that I didn't have a dad, well yes I had because they just haven't left me but you grew up my dad and dad was a great magician he almost disappeared but also because dad left and he didn't come back what Fart, my squatter friends, my dad gave it to you, if you see him, he says that here I am, it's 7 birthdays, no, suddenly hearing that my dad, mom, I know that my dad said, don't ask about your dad because your dad is a fighter of the wrestling, imagine being told that a 7-year-old child is told that his father is a wrestler who just wants to be an octagon, the Aguayo dog 'Latin lover', I come with them to meet the holy lemon man, he is the son, the son of the saint, the son of who left us here and who was the most expensive I ever said mom, her name is photos and dad because I want to meet my father who gave me life and it catches my attention that in all the photos my mom mentioned my dad comes out acidic because there you go When the fighters are more expensive, to protect their identity, they put their hand here because nobody here doesn't know me here, I don't know who I belong to here, I can be frank, Camilitos doesn't even take into account that she has the first place in terms of life and she was robbed by a bank. and it peels my fingers if it affected me without effect because I go to someone in the pharmacy who is turning cool hug dad well yes of fans my room is full of posteriors my camera had a ring in a plastic wrestler at the end and I imagined that she was pretty because when she does something well she told me this, champion, the friend crashes and we crash her, the two new ones, the lucky father of the family, the dad with wings, raise your hand and it's easier with everything, the two bites, goal and for the final present. and he even advised me one day a few months ago with my son, my son invited us to talk, the drugs are hurting you, look, talking to a plastic chador is also a bastard, the money crisis affected me, my mother taught me the values ​​of getting ahead, but a little while ago exactly About six months ago, I was at a roast beef at the house on Sunday, four in the afternoon.

They are the topic in my house. The first thing I thought about was a Jehovah's Witness. I came out defending myself. I said, "No, thank you. Here we are witnesses of Goku," he said. "It's not that I want to." talk to you choose so I already have all the brochures he said I want to tell him that I am his dad I said you can't handle the sinkhole I turn to the plastic wrap well asking for explanations my dad watching football tomás mejías ask your mom now you see how It's her mom I said you're not my dad she said I'm her dad I said give me a test and let it be by putting your hands you have to not recognize you by your knuckles bastard thank you very much speak statements what are you doing dad I realize that the girl who is raising the children because I have a difficult job, I'm a comedian, being a comedian is a very difficult job despite what people think, just as you're tired of going home to work saying, oh, I'm not joining today, so I'm getting mine, not today, and I'm a boy and people today it's just a subway than digging he beat them all the morning except from the same table to socialize the union arrived at my house and it makes me angry that my wife doesn't value the effort that one makes to get her ahead because instead of feeling because We have to work, he gives me orders with his eyes closed, Mrs.

Chingón, I can't find Mrs. But I'm doing it like hell. He's with us and it's okay to do. Well, I couldn't sleep. I couldn't sleep because I was worried. I didn't stay up late, bastards at school, Andrés and my friend, let's move on. but it's good that you came to walk I stay quiet so that he falls asleep don't forget it old as an alarm every five minutes I still get up my child the changes I've seen and I always think that they have come to school I encounter a lot of traffic and it makes stupid people that when they see traffic itagüí I see classic I start pi pe pi pi pi that is my solution peep ping with the hope that the league website today is beeping for it to happen to me it has never happened to me this mother dv arrived at the livestock farm because that my president Peña Nieto released the price of gasoline in January I have experience finding the cheap one at 854 carnal gasoline 1752 per liter I will clean the glass please and give me a lot of Tuscany because I am listening to it seeing the school not me I have in a Catholic school it catches my attention in all the schools the teachers are not teachers they are my I don't know why they are missing and they are good they must be my tacos my gorditas my tamales but time thank you very much but the door always comes out in the That makes me think of the boy, the one who is the sucker, that says it like the same one, she is hot, I think she is the first one, she is a very pretty girl, very flirtatious, I already put on my twine and the school is there, and the one who charges me sends me to call That's what I called my school, it was my job without chores.

He arrived at school at half past seven and arrived at seven thirty five minutes to seven thirty and good morning he said to me afternoon, Mr. Saldaña, the child is arriving years late to break school, we can't leave. of behavior we all send each other the for him because there is an apocalypse listen to the prophets not only the band lemon spector calm down that it is five minutes that I was late five minutes it is five minutes sir imagine that the Lord Jesus Diego late the crucifixion does not us We saved no one, I really say, but he told me, I can't choose how much for the peace of my game.

I can't because the Lord Jesus was in heaven and in what he produced, how much for the little one, I said, well, I bring 200, he said, short Juanita. It seems like it's a big deal to me if the middle word was left for it I give it the key f 1 I go through school with every intention of saving I see my friends I told my mother why make me muscular from the teachers days before my hair rip off my angel's face mousse high mileage oil spray so that their hair is hard they take out with an onion with aluminum like a roast beef the vitality caderonas and so even the children of two children a day is a government application I left reveals my cooler, in addition to you, I wanted to talk, Mr.

Saldaña, get off, children, here I arrived, I just saw her, I said, let's clarify the fart once, but with me, you see that a child that I can handle with my child is that your child, Mr. Dalence, is behaving very badly, we put him a fart digital exam so you can give him a test on urine progol and that was copied send the millions and he passes the invention exam that they gave my child and in the first question it said mention five animals that help in the middle northern town he answered two penguins and three polar bears what you think choose but clever in the second question if I have five apples and Juanito stole how many I have left at least he answered his mother to Juanito and his dad jo what do you think Mr.

Saldaña I said that his grandfather came out as a fighter but this is a Catholic school and what is relevant about fighting is the fashions that affect children today, they are like that and everything gives an example that happened a little while ago was that the tooth because it takes up money for the mouse I left a note the mouse in Libya left me 15 pesos another street is evaluated it comes to the pharmacy the savings because the dentist better takes ketorolac which is a stronger formula than paracetamol helps your body not feel it in Europe an injury an inflation and inflammation that has inflation, they spit, they tear apart so that they can see that this is improvised.

I don't say the ways to save, to ask for everything when in front of the mix, a guy like Alvin and the Chipmunks with a T-shirt up to here like he's missing a bone in his back because That is to say, and I was surprised by the security and lack of respect that the girl at the pharmacy asked for the product that he wanted, with security and lack of respect, my daughter has a packet of condoms, please, the five of us, because it was not closed to me. in your accessible and textured so that it feels and feel at the same time has been ordered because I'm already hot, it's going to get cold and to turn on the show but I want to measure myself whether it's going to be done or not based on the condoms when I ask for condoms I'm still embarrassed That's why I'm being responsible, excuse me if we can talk, you've gone outside, you're taking a little bit of what, what's left, but when I saw that the garden asked for good security, there was a war inside me, a voice that I feel particular if you're not here. doing nothing wrong or that you were going to the website that is being sold to you and what you feel is already hairy that it cannot be that the body sets the example for you and I gathered up courage and took advantage of the moment that today's game I told myself and you too that the Lord has given me one of those things that I should do so that they don't come out like that, I spoke clearly and showed off the glory with me and with all the courage that I have elite and I started to tremble well bastard and the old woman instead serve them in the face and that made me nervous option nervous exaggerate things I said too and the old woman chooses jon ketorolac hey know that he chooses because it hurts me at night the man is scales to the damage thank you very much blessing next time thank you very much