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Worst Shark Tank Products Ever

Feb 27, 2020
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launchers swim with the fish, let's talk about that mythical good morning this fall, we will be releasing our new novel, the lost causes of grim brook, but while you wait, you can watch our special tour of mythology, the theatrical show based on our first book, the book of mythology, get it on itunes, youtube and amazon, tourist information on mitica.com 10 seasons Shark Tank has attracted entrepreneurs to make business presentations before a panel of investors, also known as the

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s. I enjoy watching this show, but I'm explaining it to you. You're like you've n

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seen it, the sharks then decide if they want to invest their real money in the entrepreneur's idea.
worst shark tank products ever
It's a lot like the time Chase introduced us to his idea for edible fireworks, but not all ideas are as good. Chase's fire snacks, in fact, some are ridiculously bad and today we determine the

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inventions of all time, it's time to rank the

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. Welcome to Rank Tank, the legendary members of the team, Stevie Christine Jordan and Emily, have each chosen what they think is the worst. The invention of the shark tank, yes, and their job is to convince us to agree with them, okay Christine, let's start with you.
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I think I want you to start. I will gladly start with you. The inventions I chose are ionic hearing. It's a blue sister device. It is surgically implanted into your ear canal, which makes a lot of sense and is nothing crazy, but here's the pitch, so I might direct your attention to the first slide, here are the surgery sites, this is just below the lobe of the ear, the surgery site, this is this. It's surgery, you'd be under anesthesia, well can you stick that needle in your head every night to charge it? Yes, you would, okay, don't you think, oh my God, really?
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Oh really? I need a small swab cylinder that fits What if you miss Garrett? So you can't get lost. You definitely don't want to miss out. The funny thing is that he actually does all the surgeries. Now I feel better. It's good to see Dr. Dunch in person and him. He was making a million dollar investment for 50 shares in his crazy company. um, only the members of the blue man group are too smart for this, um, but I don't know, it seems like a crazy invention, the fact is that you charge your ear every single night and it's called implanted, like I'm going to pay for implants, definitely it wouldn't be in my brain, right, but I really like the acronym, bd, it's not an acronym, so of course they funded this, no, not all of them did.
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Like you're crazy, don't do it, this doesn't go well when someone says seriously, yeah, yeah, three times, so all they have to show for their invention is this sign that we now have, yeah, okay, like this so let's put this in, um, because it's the worst thing I've heard so far, okay, pretty new, that's fair and one is the closest, so okay, who's going to be my next? I have a question for you. Do you hate squirrels but want to be the boss? Watch this clip, oh god. But with Chief Squirrel, if you see a squirrel at your bird feeder and it wears out its welcome, simply press the remote and apply a harmless static shock correction that's similar to walking across a carpet and touching something that tingles but it does not hurt. to you who would like to challenge the squirrel boss, I don't feel at all like I took his hand off, you see how it works, they were too excited, if you notice that the squirrel boss has two parts, you have the first part, oh god, but I have the second part, oh no, so to really get the maximum, I'm holding it.
Will I be surprised by holding it here? No, you have to play two coils, I recommend it, like a peace sign, maybe you. peace sign just peace sign that guy now listens to girls rugs in my time and plays something and that hurts a lot more yeah that's cruel to a squirrel well the strange thing is you have to be a person enough Kind enough to put out food for the birds. but then you hate squirrels like you hate other small animals but you want to feed others you're talking about my father in law yeah well that's another one, I'm going to give him this disappointment, he's a masochist, this remote control was made for old people.
There's a button but so is the life alert it's so big it's saying like those confusing things yeah you're just pressing a button you're just shocking the squirrels while you're dying you know that's all I'm saying looking at the feeder oh yeah, yeah, I mean, I'm not going to lie, it sounds fun, but I'm not going to say I would actually do it because that's not good for my brand, you should do what my grandfather-in-law did, which is that he would catch squirrels and then paint their tails red and he would let them loose on the other side of the city and if they came back, then he would kill them.
Wow, yeah, or you could just stab him with pitchforks, okay, I don't know, because this one might hurt me, this one's going to hurt a squirrel. I don't think it's that bad. Hey, they funded it well, crazy, because that makes a difference in my opinion. They renamed it Baus Squirrel and then thousands of teenage girls just went and bought it. yeah chief squirrel singh was behind it uh yeah they did it they financed it no okay i don't know why he would present that to you. I don't think you'll have to ask that question the next two times, I mean.
I'm thinking about finding it right, Emily, so I chose the elephant chat. Do you have trouble talking to your spouse about basic things? Well, guess what I have. I'll fix it with elephant chat. There you go, nobody likes them. I need to talk conversations but they are necessary and most of the time you don't know you need to have that conversation until you start getting cold and end up sleeping on the couch until now introducing the elephant in the room oh Lord so When I see that the toilet seat has been left up for the millionth time, I don't have to be ready to pounce on him when he walks in the door or get angry when he doesn't realize I'm upset, I just take the lid off. and reveals the elephant in the room and one of the best rules about elephant chat is that you can only talk if you are holding the elephant you want to be taken seriously hold the elephant holy oh, very cute oh, it's blue and it has a lot of space just like every zoo I've ever seen an elephant in and just like in his marriage he probably waits so all you do to say I have a problem is this you just leave him in a room what will probably happen is that he looks, he will never go. to use this thing, he doesn't realize, he's not using it, this is for her, yes, I think it's very clear, yes, also his eyes are crazy, like you know that wifi she just walks and says, but I do not think I can.
She completely throws this in without my husband from work helping me, by the way, did he buy more red vines? No, I didn't buy more red vines. Get off my jock. He was riding my jet skis. You know, we are also working on both. So the elephant in the room means we need to talk. The Dalmatian in the room means it's time to try our sexy firefighter roleplay. Yeah, there are two stuffed animals that I bet are horrible for him. Is there a break in case of emergency? that's what this is what divorce is like that's what's implied that's what I don't understand I love that yeah, I guess if you come home and the elephant's head is separated from the body that means yeah, yeah, you put it in the bed, of course, yes, okay, yes. godfather, yes, yes, godfather style, but yes, if they wanted to sell it for 59.
Oh my God, and what I like the most is that Jason and Amanda are their names. She is such. Amanda raised a hundred thousand. I'm sorry. Amanda, um, raised a hundred thousand dollars from local friends. to get this company off the ground, I think it was to get them out of town, you can't do it at every dinner party, those people are the worst, they're probably in fights in public, oh God, yeah, okay, let's figure out where to rank this because it's that doesn't do anything, I mean, I like it, I like building relationships, I like that communication is important, um, no elephants get hurt in the process, I mean, just in terms of pain, I don't know, I mean, I don't know, there's a lot of emotional pain wrapped up in that box Jordan, you failed me and we're going to have a conversation about this later, the squirrel boss is still very functional, although you know, mm-hmm, yeah, okay, Jordan, okay, so these are all very bad

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, huh, but thank you, they are very bad, I realized that they were very bad, you guys did a good job of bringing bad

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, but I have the worst.
It's a business idea called I Want to Draw a Cat for You and I should probably just let the guy who had the idea take it I want to draw you a cat I'll draw you a short fat cat I'll draw you a cat in a pork pie hat I will draw a cat whatever the environment, I draw the cat you describe, I want to draw a cat for you, I want to draw a cat for you, I want to draw a cat for you, I want to draw a cat for you, okay, friend, okay, draw a damn jack of a price. that goes from 995 to 1995, he will draw any cat, you describe what and this is a service, yeah, or you pay him money and he draws you a cat, he draws you a cat, um, and we actually communicate with him and he drew some custom rhett. and link cats no look at these two red links welcome to the internet ma'am okay that's based on the chocolate fountain episode and I think this is actually the chocolate phone yeah what actually I was saying welcome to the Internet family. but he misheard it and wrote man, yeah, that's not what I said, but somehow it makes it worth more, yeah, so this is like a work from 1995, yeah, exactly, this is the one from 1995, two cats and one mistake yeah there's a second verse for that song too it says i want to live alone for life a loan for life i mean i legit thought he was releasing some kind of pictionary board game but not as a one man service yes no, just send him money and he draws something and then mails it to you.
You don't feel like meeting him on a dock somewhere. It seems so, it looks like a transfer in an alley. If you want the cat to lick your ass, then it's special. You have to know him. behind Bob's big boy, okay, so, yeah, Mark Cuban offered 25,000 for a 33 stake in the company, and he took the deal, so it was a six-hour mark. Cuban did this, yes, Mark Cuban did, I can't argue with that guy. yeah, I don't know, he's rich, a pretty big cheese ball, and like all these clips, he's like, hey, I want you to draw me some cats, he uses a lot of finger guns, I feel like they're not Cuban, okay, I want I mean, who gets hurt?
In this, a squirrel makes an elephant or has an artistic relationship, well this is a proven business model, although having people draw something for you for a small fee, is not a great idea, but I don't think it is the worst idea. Has that ever been in the shark tank, I think it has to be oh, okay, I just can't get to three or four, but I'm listening, okay, well, I feel like we should move the squirrel boss up to number four. . because I mean again, leaving aside the fact that squirrels are all over the place, he is actually accomplishing the purpose the person buys him for, probably quite effectively.
Do you want to surprise the squirrels? Do you want to be the boss of the squirrels? There is a squirrel. Boss, are we making a moral judgment that it's okay to put him at number four? No, we're just saying that it's the customer's intention when the purchase is fulfilled, so I think what you don't think is a drawing of a cat, yes, that's it. why is it number three, don't be jealous because she didn't draw you a cat, stevie, oh I don't need any cat drawing on this side, it's one thing to hear about a bad idea and another thing to have the idea put to you in your own ear and then you have to charge it every night, yeah you know what I'm saying, I like the idea, as a joke you can find someone who has that and pair your phone with their bluetooth and then just move it around and carry notes . his face at two in the morning, yes it can be abused, it's the worst idea, I hope you like the stain, I would like that, so let's work together, okay, but yes, the bluetooth based device with iei bbd implant ear ion injection is the worst shark tank invention we have heard about this morning, thanks for all those bad ideas and thanks for liking, commenting and subscribing.
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