Worst Food Crimes Taste Test

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Let's talk about that mythical good day In the mythical justice system Culinary defenses are considered especially egregious in the mythical good day The dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of a known elite squad As a

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unit, these are their stories, that's right, we're back with a whole new batch of food crimes. I was getting excited about getting it done, yeah, I realized you might remember when we tried a collection of these last year. A food crime is a dish that someone actually made and then shared photos of it online and the response is hordes of comments declaring them crimes against the culinary arts and while I'd rather wrestle in the mud with a bunch of pre-workout excited pigs than with the flavor. any of these twisted culinary catastrophes I guess no matter what you want, it's time you thought there were no more food crimes, you were stupidly wrong, let's hope these new crimes don't make us punks, okay, we recently published a series of real food crime showdowns we found on the internet and then voted on which dishes you thought were the biggest food crimes, i.e. which one you'd like to eat less of.

Yes, like the last time we suffered this abominable episode. We'll have to try mythical kitchen recreations of these food crimes and then we'll have to think like a mythical beast and guess which dishes they thought were the

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defenders and then Stevie will reveal which one it really is. The points voted increase each round and the loser will once again have to eat a new, larger dough. Food Crime created by Nicole. Okay, devious, yes, let's record these food crimes. Woman and let's take her fingerprints. Well, first, we have what I can only imagine. the food served at baseball games in hell yes a fish hot dog versus the potato hot dog aka the super tuber now this fish hot dog is apparently a brand name cheese hot dog standard skin-wrapped Atlantic salmon fillet on a traditional hot dog.

Bun, it was originally suggested as a Facebook post, the creator of this hot dog calls it the best hot dog ever and super tasty, but when it was transported to Reddit user Mew, the best said this post makes me feel upset and worried. on the page upset and worried at least there's cheese on the dog i have to get to the cheese i'm trying to like to emphasize the positive but to get to the cheese you also have to eat the skin this is giving me goosebumps he's looking at it and I'm going to go, it doesn't look too crispy, Nicole, I just microwaved it, like it was in the microwave.

It's good, it's microwave. I'm going to the middle because I want to make sure I get all the you know everything, I'm just going. to achieve some of this, but here we go, oh, it's not strong, very fishy, ​​the skin is like the

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part of a fish, here it's the worst too, that's horrible, although I'll digest it and it faces the super tuber omg that was horrible ok this is a cored potato slathered in butter and baked with a hot dog inside mustard on the side for dipping. This is true. This was a favorite of former Senator Larry Craig, who submitted it to a 2007 cookbook titled Congress Cooks and named it.

He's the super tuber, all right, but you might remember Larry Craig as the guy who had to resign from his Senate seat in 2007 after he was caught soliciting sex acts at the Minneapolis-St Paul International Airport. Let me tell you straight up right now that we're not going to make jokes where we connect Larry Craig to the fact that he invented the super tuber to the fact that he got caught soliciting sex. Yeah, we're not going to connect, there's no connection between them because how could there be a comedic connection or? Otherwise, of course, I mean when you press the sausage it comes out like this and we're not making any connection.

I'm going to push it back because I don't want anyone's mind to worry about it, okay, this is a super tuber. It's just a potato with a sausage inside, how do we know the potatoes are fully cooked? Dude, don't try too hard, oh god, there's a good cross section, well, it doesn't give a corn dog rivalry, but it's not horrible, does it give a fish hot dog reverse money absolutely fine, so we're Guessing which one? you guys thought it would be worse just based on definitely this one is probably worse, I mean, do you want a three two one, yeah, or three two, one, three, two one, because we could come here and then come here, yeah, we did. .

I like the shape. You did that 83 of the mythical beasts thought the fish hot dog was the biggest food crime, of course they did, we're both right, so it basically means nothing. That redemption is for Larry Craig, let's leave him out of this. Two points at stake now. and then we have a solid argument for why chickens should never cross any roads and should stay on their farms and should never mate. This is hard boiled eggs stuffed with spaghetti versus hard boiled eggs stuffed with pb and j. Okay, hard-boiled eggs stuffed with spaghetti, very simple. It's basically just spaghetti with a boiled egg and a garnish of paprika and dried parsley.

It's an original creation made by Chef Vulgar, a chef dedicated to blatantly committing food crimes all over the Internet. user it's getting cold uh spaghetti okay it could be hotter here we have eggs stuffed with peanut butter and jelly this is a shared crime in the reddit community bp food porn porn whatever using porn pt willie just try to avoid saying it say it three times a The reason I'm having so much trouble is because there was a little bit of egg coming out of my mouth while saying porn. According to the poster, this was made for a cookout and by poster I mean a person who doesn't like something. what you hold on to, yeah, but I love a poster of just one of these, drink it up. sinking neither works the consistencies are very close I actually think the pb j is easier to eat because the peanut butter is so overwhelming mm-hmm so the last thing that's left in your mouth is the

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of the peanut butter peanut that's good, well, very good, I think they would think this one is unpleasant, well, don't give any hint, we're not working together, three, two, one, I agree with you, man, no, because it's the, it's the pb and j, is the candy and the eggs together. yeah this one is pretty simple eighty two percent of the mythical beast thought the bp and j i'm surprised it was that much 82 is a lot it's a landslide still tied it's cereal a soup it's pop tarts ravioli can a lasagna spread indefinitely and remain a lasagna legendary chef josh and nicole break down the world's biggest food debates every week on their podcast what's the name of a hot dog is it a sandwich what's the name of the hot dog is it a sandwich yes, it's located in your favorite podcast spot yeah, it's located right there, uh, we think you'll enjoy their conversation and even gather some behind-the-scenes scoop on everything going on in the mythical kitchen, oh, go on, how do I get the sandwich?

There is no mythical cuisine, oh, mythical cuisine, yes. we are promoting two things for you, okay go support mythical cuisine, if any of these upcoming dishes tried to cross the border, the Mexican authorities would arrest them on the spot, we have the popcorn taco with ketchup versus the burrito of pasta, okay, okay. pretty simple popcorn taco, you have a tortilla with popcorn and ketchup inside, it was originally posted on food porn, i don't know how you said it, by user patches mcgee in 2015 in defense of creation, did this happen? a long time ago in a bachelor pad far, far away, okay, I'm going to have it all here to the limit, work if you weren't already sad and you probably were, if you're eating this you definitely will be later, it's just something that could have made in 8th grade, 9th grade, not bad with ketchup, doesn't

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bad, just very emotionally empty, yeah right, it's sad, it's a sad food, okay, and now we move on to what one commenter called used . italian condom oh god this is the pasta burrito proudly posted by user sjshark65 with the caption i made a pasta burrito behold the atrocities of man what is this called uh the wrapper is rice paper so would you like a roll of spring um actually It's a very complicated experience, but we could have added something more.

It is simply resolved into cold pasta. Which one did you think was worse? This is not immediate. This is not immediately obvious to me. You showed them the photos, right? or did you just give them the descriptions, show them pictures, okay, three, two, one, I think with the pictures, this one, yeah, this one, this one, that one, this one is like, oh, maybe 75 of the mythical beasts thought that the popcorn and ketchup tacos were the biggest food crime. really 75 good, everyone needs to try it, it's not that bad, it's sad, although it is very sad, I hope they see room for dessert and ketchup because I have a feeling that one or both dishes will replace our fond memories of the desert. in blind fear and rage, rhett, we have ketchup and mustard pie versus steak marshmallows, okay, let me put this on a plate for you so you can get a good look at this, ketchup and mustard, it's exactly, it's exactly what it is.

It looks like you have ketchup cake and then a mustard-based glaze. This thing was an original creation of the YouTube channel. Shared food. Comments are by Kai Lucier. He said I don't think I've ever been more viscerally angry about a Facebook recipe video. This burned my crops and stole my firstborn. I am absolutely appalled by this level of disrespect. I'm ready to fight. I brought you a piece here. Oh, okay, we can save the rest for later, yeah, because this might be good first. everything, I love the way it looks, I like a red velvet cake and I like ketchup and mustard, not bad, wait, gingerbread, oh the way you made it, I mean, it still has a cake sweetness, yes, there is sugar in the frosting, there is sugar in the cake it has a bit of a spice cake feel, that's right, spice cake, I like it, but that kind of spice cake with mustard works, especially when you say that and it actually tastes good, yeah, this is nice on my butt.

These colors are what make you hungrier, that's why all fast food is yellow and red, so I just want more. Did you think we were going to love this? No, I don't even like mustard that much, but it takes the Now, what's up with this? Well this was posted by user Fluffy Munchkin who said why I made these meat marshmallows right. A while ago I made sugar-free marshmallows using meat gelatin powder and I mentioned that no, gelatin didn't make them. It tastes like steak of course, a friend of mine just had to say, but can they be good?

So she made these, let's try it, it was that easy to make, pretty easy, actually, it has protein. Could the toothless old men just gnaw on this stuff and get their steak cooked yeah, I'd love to see what that's not good, what am I really trying? there's a little bit of beef broth a little bit of apple cider vinegar worcestershire sauce rosemary garlic onion it's doing something liquid smoke just a touch don't do it before you put another piece in your hand I'm not going to put another piece in your mouth I'm just going to dropping it think of it as demonstrating how disgusting I think I only ate meat but the process of swallowing it was like I was eating something that You should spit out like you have your back, your body wants to reject it, yes, that, that, that is punishable with a sting.

Here's the thing, though the link is that we can't date light fools and we just both choose the same thing and because if we tie we both have to eat the bad, okay, if we tie we both have to eat it, I'm okay with that, okay, three to formulate my answer, a two to one, it has to be this, so we agree, do you want too? Do you want to change for the sake of you know what I'll do? I'll be happy to change because either I'm gay, I am, if I'm still wrong, I was already eating it, I like the The way you think the mythical beast 69 porn thought ketchup and mustard cake was the grea

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You were right. I understand you. You know where you were wrong because it's actually really good. Very good. Alright. Very good. Bring the other one. food crime you've committed right what's the food crime this is my raisin surprise raisin surprise I want to know what's in it jelly beans I see fish yes, there's a vegemite marshmallow fluff jelly beans mini pepperonis and anchovies I have to make sure I have an anchovy man. I am very happy to have changed. You know, I became the bigger man and the right guy. I didn't know those two. I have everything here.

Food crime. Nicole iscrazy. You do not know? What a surprise, Nicole, I hate it. Did you notice that she doesn't have raisins? That's the surprise. Oh, I love Nicole when I win. Thank you for subscribing and clicking the bell. Do you know what time it is. Hi, I'm Melissa Martin from Treatment Arkansas. and we are in the middle of Snowmageddon so I made different flavors of snow cream and ranked them from my favorite to least favorite and my favorite was oreo. It's time to wear out the wheel of mythology. Get someone in Arkansas oreo snow cream.

Her kitchen was visible. just like mom and me's kitchen growing up, yes, maybe it was, maybe she broke in. Click the link above to watch us guess which two crazy sweets have combined and can't give up anymore. Find out if medicine is going to land ketchup is a smoothie yeah I put ice in my cereal so that doesn't make sense , a hot dog is a sandwich, a hot dog is a sandwich.