Wonder Woman 1984 Pitch Meeting

So you have a Wonder Woman sequel for me, yes sir, so let's start the movie with Diana as a child in Themyscira, okay, and what is she doing? Well, she's competing on the Amazon version of that TV show Wipeout and her. tries to use a shortcut to win and finds out that cheating is wrong, sure, okay, that's a good quick message to start the movie, it'll take a full 11 minutes, oh my god, then we'll jump to the 1980s, which is when this movie takes place, okay, okay, like 30 or 40 years ago, oh I don't enjoy that being true, so anyway Diana is still very heartbroken over Steve Trevor's death in the first film, he's All you can think about after all that time, yeah.

Well, I mean you have to understand that this was a really good guy that he met for a couple of days seven decades ago. Well, yes, I suppose so. Anyway, Diane is working in Washington DC at the Smithsonian and has a new coworker named Barbara. Which is she? Oh, she's a fucking nerd, sir, she can't even walk in heels, oh, embarrassing, disgusting and pathetic, I bet no one likes her, yeah, and that's why there's an artifact called the dream stone and that's what it's all about. will focus this movie, oh what is this, man? This thing is crazy, it grants wishes but requires something in return, a very magical stone and this fake businessman, Max Lord, puts his hand on it and wishes to become the dream stone, oh so he becomes stone.

You might think so the way it was written, but no, now he can grant people's wishes when they touch him and he can receive something in return. Do Barbara and Diana get wishes before he does? Barbara wants to look more like Diana, so she gets nice clothes and super clothes. she strength and now she can walk in heels, that's impressive, am I right? Yeah, she's not pathetic anymore. Plus, she takes off her glasses, which, as you know, automatically makes people more attractive. That's just good character development, that's what it is, so Diana will wish she had Steve Trevor. come back to life and this way we could have Chris Pine back in the movie.

Oh, people like Chris Pine. So what just appears out of nowhere? Actually, no, his consciousness enters this random guy's body, so everyone sees this random guy, but us. Look, Chris Pine, okay, is this because stone can't magically make things appear, no, absolutely a giant wall can appear out of nowhere, there are also some nukes, I mean, the thing is magical, why Are we doing this weird body check? What's up with Steve, I don't know what happens to this guy's consciousness while Steve controls his body, who's to say yes, what if this guy has a job and a family?

He has to come up with implications that are crazy. Where is his conscience? dead, oh well, here's the thing, sir, I'm going to need you to get this whole body control thing off my back, let it go, oh, that felt vaguely threatening, so I'm going to stop bothering you about it, cool, etc. . Steve and Diana are obviously intimate because you know they love each other, they do it using the body of a stranger who has to cross a line that's not okay, yeah well we're going to make them do it anyway and I find it strange. that you immediately criticized me for that, I mean it's actually a really easy solution, just have Steve Trevor appear as himself, no, then that Max Lord guy gets super rich and goes to Egypt to take the oil of a guy and become himself. even richer, he's fine, so Steve and Diana have to go there.

Do you know how they will do it? Well, the thing is, they can't just take a commercial flight because Steve doesn't have a passport, no, I mean the kind he probably has. one, yeah, well, they don't check that, they head to the Smithsonian and steal one of the planes there. They have operational aircraft in the museum. Yeah, the planes are full of fuel and they're out there, so they take one of those because Steve was a. pilot, okay, he was a pilot in World War I, these are those, they are different planes, well, I mean, a plane is a plane, I mean, okay, yeah, that sentence is not technically incorrect, so There you have it, but it's okay, sir, a plane is a plane. implying that a plane isn't a plane because a plane is a plane, I mean that's a very vague general statement, a plane is a plane, okay, so they're being chased for the theft of the plane and Wonder Woman moves on and makes it invisible. and that's how she gets her invisible jet, how well it turns out that's something she can do, so she does what she can do well, thank god she has that ability, we never mention a reference, it works very well, so They go to Egypt. and they have a great chase scene with Max Lord, oh, very exciting, but he escapes and goes around causing a lot more chaos, then he goes to see the president of the United States and, well, he gets the president to want more nuclear weapons. and then he sees this technology lying around in the oval office and it's exactly what he needs.

What do you mean? What is this device that allows you to control everyone's screen around the world? Technically, through satellite waves, he knows that he is touching them. I don't worry about it, okay, it won't, then there'll be this fight in the white house and Barbara is turning evil, so she gets into it too, okay, and Steve manages to grab Max Lord, oh, and he wants everything. back to normal, oh yeah, no, that would have been smart. Instead, he pushes it a little bit and it's a decent strategy too, yeah, so Max Lord escapes and heads to the satellite island to make his broadcast.

Wow, woof, woof, and Steve and Diana find it. they realize that everyone needs to give up their desires or else civilization will end so they have this big emotional goodbye oh so sad so sad but then she starts flying and binding some lightning so that's cool that's not it's wrong, oh right, yeah, that can be too Well, it will happen, then Diana will have to fight Barbara, who by the way is a cat, now yes, she's a cat, now she's part cheetah, what are you talking about? Well, look, Max Lord said, hey, anything else you want and she said yeah, she actually she would do it.

I'd like to be a super predator please, so she could have easily become a killer whale. Yes, I suppose there was a possibility that she could have turned into an orca, but that would have made for a less interesting fight scene. Oh yeah. Totally disagree anyway, so we'll have a barely there fight scene and Barbara will get electrocuted, oh so she dies, oh no, it makes her a little sleepy, which is what happens when cats get electrocuted, that's not No, I don't think that's accurate. That's what my dad told me when my childhood cat bit his extension cord that his cat died, I guess not sir, he went to sleep, then he went to live on a farm and I never saw him again, I mean, okay, so what happens next, well. max is granting wishes to everyone through his screens most of the world doesn't speak english okay yeah i'll keep that in mind for trivia night.

I guess it's interesting anyway, it'll be complete chaos, oh yeah, people are killing. each other wishing that a guy would get a farm out of his apartment people can wish for anything, really yeah, it's going to be crazy, statistically speaking, wouldn't at least one person wish that the guy who just appeared on your television would die or the world would? In the end, wouldn't at least one person wish for world peace? What's up with that paradox? Well, I mean, that's like a one in a million wish. There are billions of people in the world. You're full of fun trivia tonight.

So anyway Diana has to lasso this guy, but her lasso can't get through this mysterious wind around him. Oh wow, it will be difficult for her to defeat him if she can't reach him. In reality, it will be super easy, it will hardly be an inconvenience. Oh really. Yeah, look, she puts her lasso around her ankle and then she can talk to everyone through it. I thought she couldn't get over that thing. Oh, yes, no, she couldn't, but then she could, but how unclear. Well, then, then she tells him. let everyone give up their desires because nothing good comes from lying and everyone does it, everyone does it, including Max Lord, who suddenly cares about his son and has been actively ignoring him the entire movie, and what if someone with a terminal illness would you like to be? cured oh well they would have to give that up because that's not the truth uh what if a blind person wanted to be able to see?

That's, uh, that's a shortcut to being able to see, so that's wrong, what if someone wanted to? so you can feed your hungry child, yeah, okay, this moment only works if everyone wants something selfish or violent, so we're going to have to pretend that's the case, okay, pretending is hard, okay, let's do it, Okay, thank God, then, Mr. Maximum. she will be reunited with his son, who just runs out of the woods for no reason. How did Max Lord return from the island if he gave up all of his wishes? It's not clear what happens to Barbara, well, she's not a cat anymore and it's her.

Creepy, I figure she's fine anyway, so Diana will have a little flirtatious moment with the guy Steve was checking up on. It will be very sweet. She's already seen that boy naked. Yes, just a very sweet moment. It will also be Christmas. Yes, I don't know if. Being Christmassy makes it better and then look at a balloon and we're all done, so what do you think I mean? I feel like using a strange man's body is so deeply strange and raises so many confusing questions. no one will think how strange that is well yeah I guess that's a possibility okay let's do it.

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