Will It Protein Bar? Taste Test

Today we ask the old question:

will

it be a

protein

bar? Let's talk about that mythical good day. Well, January is almost over and maybe that means your New Year's resolution to get fit is no longer working, but sometimes feeling fit is as simple as eating something. With a good old-fashioned

protein

, however, there

will

be nothing old-fashioned about the protein, fill two blocks that we are going to chew on today, will these puffy-style culinary curiosities raise the bar or leave our stomachs with physical and emotional scars? It's time alright, it's a protein bar, whether you like sugary drizzles, chemicals you can't pronounce, or something organic, which makes a protein bar pretty simple.

Number one, it's a bar, it's a bar and two, it has a high protein to carb ratio. are fat, so all of our bars today will have at least 20 grams of protein, which is why we thought we'd start our legendary protein bar with a delicious breakfast that has been seriously lacking in the protein department: it's a pop tart and we. We're calling this the squat pie. Yes, look at this package, last year was the first year I bought it. I squatted, my back is finally in a place where I can do bra squats. Okay, you should see me squatting, oh, will you?

See you all, look at me squatting, yeah, what your Instagram is going to become, right? I'm thinking, I mean, who would do that? Who would like workout stuff on their Instagram? Oh, terrible daffodil, tell us what you have done. Dad, so what I did is what I did: I made a pop tart dough bottom in which I mashed a bunch of strawberry shortcakes with strawberry whey protein, a little almond milk, and almond flour topped. that with a strawberry whey protein glaze and some sprinkles for fun, mind if I cut it in half it doesn't look very fun and you know what it only has 35 grams of sugar, a little stevia is extracted, well, now You know what you need sometimes.

If you're going to do one of those hundred mile runs you carb load, yes some bicep curls need to carb load, throw it in, yeah thank you, no no, I'm not comparing this to pies. I'm comparing protein bars to other proteins, this is definitely the best protein bar I've ever eaten. I think it's quite dry, but that's just a protein bar, hmm, as a base, you'll have to chew it a lot, even exercise your mouth a little. burn a couple extra Malak for getting hard oh it's going straight yeah we're getting domed my delts are getting bigger tonight okay yeah this is a good summer sorry Pop Tarts Willet protein bar, Yes, protein bars are a magical gift that fuels your muscles.

IKEA is a magical place where people pay to build their own furniture, so what happens when you combine the two? Say hello to the IKEA protein bar aka musculus cars guards which is Swedish for muscles and then I put skarsgård in there because you know it's Swedish I'm using the whole family yeah well actor family okay so let's open this thing. I want you to look at that. I just want you to look there. I'm going to do it. Usually. Do I just throw it out and then you have the instructions of course? So usually what I'll do is just look at the front of the instructions to see where I'm supposed to build, but never.

Open them up, yeah, now these pieces here Josh mm-hmm they don't seem to be edible, they don't contain protein. Okay, what else have you done here? Okay, so I took cranberry jam and I mixed it with a vegan hemp protein and then I took mashed potatoes and I mixed that vegan hemp protein, then Swedish crispbread made with rye vegan hemp protein and then meatballs with gravy and what is this sticky protein. What excites me the most is that I have a distinct feeling that when it gets to the end of this, there will be no parts left, yeah, when there is no, no, you're not doing it like in the picture, man, I think you're doing it in a way that makes the most sense, but the image clearly has the best fit.

Inside, well you know you did it wrong, man, I did it wrong, but I don't think mine will hold up, it's already done, so I'll give it a try, but I'll see how well this adhesive works. It is also promising. How good is it? Scott has incited. "That's real. It just

taste

s like frosting. It's pretty good. Okay, so I'm doing it like they said. here put your put your VCR down here it's an entertainment console you just rock my world with Def Con okay so stop to dad in peace kids, get out of here I don't need your help no, I don't need your help ooh, what's up this piece is the meatball, okay, I'm going to enjoy this, I think it's as planned and it's to get, oh just because both meats don't have crusty bread so it should be on the bottom like it's hard to bite a little bit wider no I don't have the right size mouth for this I literally can't bite into it. bread.

IKEA sometimes you have to sacrifice quality. Yes, sorry, I have to go to Seoul as a chef, but I will have to choose a piece of bread, that bread is not edible, you have to remove that part like I can't understand it. , I can't get over it, I think I'm going to hurt myself if I keep trying really means more first structural integrity, okay, okay. go to Newark so cranberry and mashed potatoes are very structurally sound thank you this is tough this is a tough time hey the flavors are nice sure what's my job? It's literally like eating furniture.

I mean, it's no different, you know what really? I love the vision and I even like the execution but the part where we tried to eat it didn't work so well, that's important for some IKEA, will it be a protein bar? No, we have to give credit to Josh because he made some amazing things that you can enjoy. watching us enjoy eating, but as part of the launch of mythical cuisine, we knew we wanted to start posting videos that teach you how to make some of the amazing things we've been able to enjoy so that you can enjoy them, so go mythical. kimchi channel subscribe click that bell there's a video right now where josh teaches you how to make in and out animal style macaroni and cheese so that's good check it out subscribe every week we'll post recipes and others. series from there so yeah ok the Beppo cube is great because as a family man I like a family meal plan that the whole family can handle but is Buca di Beppo still good when the family tries do exercise?

We called this book on the big boy, yeah, he's a big boy, whoa um, so I guess I'll open it from this end and then we'll send it. Leave it, yes, I see that they are known for doing great things, there they are. extra large meatballs everything is family style oh, that's a strong aroma oh yeah, yeah, this one, a little bit below, grab the other guy's bar, we're going to increase it here, we go up, okay, okay, that's it half, continue, there's more, push it this way, no, okay. Yeah, no one saw the brakes, yeah, we're together, boy, it smells like I walked into a regular Italian restaurant.

I hope there is a meatball. I of Sauron in the midst of this. See everything. What is happening here. Josh. Oh too. so much so that what we do is we take a whole Caesar salad and we take a whole plate of spaghetti bolognese or puffed spaghetti and then we mix it with some melted whey protein and then we top it with a strawberry. a drizzle of ice cream protein and then there's a big family style meatball in the middle, yeah, it says here you have five hundred and sixty grams of protein, there's a lot of it, it's not a lot, mostly just whey protein powder, yeah, That could get you through a week, yeah, you want, you want to tear off a piece of here like wilted lettuce is Gary, does that turn you on good?

Yeah, I mean, I've been - snot - Beppo a couple of times, yeah, and I was kind of excited about eating a lot of Italian food, but then when they brought me the Italian food and I ate it, I thought, "Okay, this is ". Not much to get excited about mmm and it kind of reminded me of what's going on right now yeah hey yeah what I mean is the fact that you have to turn it into a protein bar I totally nailed it and in a way. I like it because it is enough Boogedy Beppo. Will it be a protein bar?

Yes, an hour-long workout can fill the average person with between one and two big gulps of sweat. Yes, according to recent studies, so you know if you're getting that nasty you want a protein. bar you can come back and it was a little stinky so we've made a protein deodorant bar aka stop smelling protein okay it looks like deodorant and it actually works well there's a lot of deodorant in there there's also a lot of protein and nothing, do it, but do it, yeah, I mean, you're not going to get yours too milky, I mean, I'm modern, they both smell good, I mean, the deodorant part is the part I trust, this definitely follows being legitimate.

You didn't lose any hair, why is mine so wet? That's on you men, and then I do it. I guess I'll take it too high if I'm going to say it, because they have to eat it all. yeah, you gotta get all the flavors, they're all different flavors, don't go too far, don't go too far, why not? You don't have to fall because you have reached the limit. Okay, that's all. I don't want it, it can't be eaten in this world, I've already eaten it myself, it's not food, Victor doesn't look edible, yes ma'am, I mean, we had to try it to see if it was a good idea, of course, such time.

We'll start to like it the more we scrape our tongues on it, the more we'll get it out of his mouth, okay, pretty simple answer here, deodorant, will it be a protein bar? Not exercising is good because it gets the blood pumping, so obviously having a protein bar is made from the organ known to filter the blood can only make things better, very good, very good, that organ is the spleen of a pig, this is the professional bar for the spleen, they have given us medical trays, which does not make me feel good about what is about to happen.

I'm kind of funny I think the spleen is important I'm pretty sure this pig is dead now yeah it's not like ugh oh god okay Josh well it looks like chocolate it looks like there's some chocolate actually no There is chocolate, there is not. no chocolate no chocolate there is a little cocoa powder just in the frosting but all the brown looks good that is pure pork spleen that has been swollen for safety 40 grams of protein zero grams of sugar zero sugar I can't it's it's no , because some people follow that carnivore diet, you know we are there to eat nothing but meat products, this could be something that could become popular, it

taste

s good, which we are about to find out and confirm, look now if you look at the in the middle She has to have the day like a sticky cylinder inside her.

I'm going to go from the end because I want to smash horribly. I can't, you can do that at the same time I did it, you can do it too. yeah we did you know what we're going to do again cuz I wasn't posting my Instagram ha ha uh yeah that's pretty good. Spleen, it will be a protein bar. It's not crazy at all, but it's pop tarts and in some ways Buca di Beppo. Oh yeah, okay, I want to remind you to check out the mythical cooking channel and check it out to learn how to empower yourself to do amazing things like the mythical chef job.

Thanks for subscribing and clicking that bell. Do you know what time it is. I'm Kelsey and this is. Henry and we are eating almond delicacies in Taiwan and it's time to spin the wheel of mythology, do you think they come with him and him, Simon Taiwan, or is it something that is added, is it something we did, well, we did it , yeah, oh, okay, click on the top? link to watch us try Josh's homemade protein shakes on a mythical good man and if you know where women's ethics will land, there has never been a moment where someone says: wow, this macaroni and cheese was too cheesy, it's like If this Harry Potter movie didn't have enough magical Quidditch scenes I don't need the wizard battles any more than I need the plan I'm really there for the Quidditch