Will It Pasta? Taste Test

Today we ask the old question:

will

it be

pasta

? let's talk about that good mythical day we have this program this program this and sometimes in this program we like to know if things

will

be and today we point our will to the sites directly to the wonderful world of

pasta

, it's time to well, first, we have soft drinks to diary, this is pappardelle pasta made from pop tarts, now yes, what we have done and we have done in most of these is that we have not used whatever. The ingredient is pasta, so we're really finding out if something is going to be pasta, this is a legit noodle made, it's a legit noodle with egg and flour, right? and then you have cinnamon infused tarts in yours and I have strawberry shortcakes in mine. and there's a little bit of white frosting and some sprinkles like you would have on a strawberry shortcake in mine and you have a little bit of cinnamon butter sauce so we know the pop tarts are going to be noodles, but is it going to be pasta? a dish worthy of o being eaten has a big honking noodle here this looks like an unrolled cinnamon roll which is delicious take it oh I just got contaminated by your cinnamon okay you dropped some that's very cute not very cute it's very good that's realistic at best mm-hmm I never thought I'd want the

taste

of my pop tart to not be so crunchy, but floppies are good, it's like a poppet floppy tart, it's like a pop tart that you put in the microwave and forget about object-oriented programming and then I dunked it in a little bit of water, but in a good way that's really good.

I think you can make your children eat pasta, of course, that's not a problem, but if you have a problem with your children not eating pasta anymore, now there is a solution, will it be pasta? Yeah great job with noodles next we have Dori touching me that's right it's Nacho Cheese Doritos made into noodles and then Spicy Green Dorito on Saturday the other day with green sauce to make the green sauce nice on top of the orange noodles and then we're going to crumble some Cool Ranch, did you wash off the oil for safety? Yes, you boiled your hand.

No, I asked Miffy to wash her hands. I asked if you boil it for safety. Yeah, no, so that's a nice Cool Ranch on top, that's my. favorite flavor, it looks like a lot of cat vomit on top of the Dorito noodles, but I still have hope that the Dorito noodles really turned out, they turned out like this, it's like the one I was oh, it smells a lot like your Doritos mm-hmm, it's very It smells like tortilla II, yes it has corn in it, the corn smell that I have come to love, oh man, oh well look at that lady, this is like an improvement on pasta, this is not just pasta, it makes pasta It's better, parents, come on. to change the name of this entire series, does it make it better?

The green one is actually very good, the noodles are great. I mean, I had high hopes that the noodles would have a lot of nacho cheese and I think it's a little watered down, but the sauce is very good. the Cool Ranch crunch the Cool Ranch crunch I live for it he lives for the Cool Ranch crunch he's not a sponsor that's our loss wait so you're not convinced about this no it's very good without the green sauce I would do it Let's say which would be mediocre, but that really puts it over the top and then you shave it with the ranch and, you know, you smash it, yeah, you smash it.

I'm not as excited as you are, but at the same time and he's personally offended by it, as well as Doritos executives we have no relationship with, but does that make it better? Yeah, just leave them a little bit in a cup, but I like it, so I don't care, okay, this is nice, Olli. it's the only thing i made with real printer paper pulp filled with edible printer ink but all the printer ink is not edible just the edible printer and as you can see it looks like you have the magenta cartridge and i have the cyan cartridge. and they're both laid out on a bed of compromising documents we had to shred some of my release tax returns so this is real paper we're not eating it so well there's something in there so I guess I'll eat it yeah , man.

I can't even stick my fork in the ravioli. You don't really need a fork because it's like the skin of a dried corpse. I'm just going to put some paper on top. I have a little bit on the blue border, right? Well there's nothing good about this, well I'm really looking for fiber man we just have one of the most beautiful pasta creations we've ever had and you shit all over the Doritos bar okay it's not as strong as I thought it would be I would be. and now we're eating something that shouldn't be given to someone you're trying to punish you're trying to find the bright side I'm trying to find the bright side it has fiber this will go away this is I'm going to push everything like a bulldozer.

The mine will not enter the system. Man, you're not going to swallow it. I have a pretty good idea. I'm going to cheat for a while. I'm really going to spit it out. I mean, I like mild tasting things, so I'm totally okay with this I like the colors I can't turn it down man oh yeah oh god look what it did to my teeth oh you got it down Now I've got half of it aha okay, I don't know how long that will stay hmm I should wash it off but is it the paste that nice sound that's still in my teeth that's still in my teeth oh God how about some noodles how about well no what about some vermin Shelley, have we had stewed muskrat meat? and we have made noodles with stewed muskrat meat, it looks like an earthworm.

Now we got this meat from our butcher, our shady Martin, our shady, unmentionable butcher, but I'll tell you brother can find some meat you just pointed out somewhere. the evolutionary tree and he says, I got it, I got you, it doesn't even have to be a current animal, it could be an extinct one, okay, we'll get it and then we create a pesto, pests that are muskrats with the food that rats muskies eat some rodent food mashed up with sunflower seeds and olive oil to make the pesto and then they also eat snails as it turns out he figured out where that was like a mushroom and so did we, that's not a mushroom that's a snail .

Okay, it's not appetizing. Can I go back to Doritos? Okay, so I have a nice helping of muskrat paste and snail muskrat paste. We must graduate to asking ourselves right now why we are doing this. Thanks, playful, he's a greasy animal. I just ate a bottom feeder, you know, the bottom of a what hole, oh, you just choked, huh, it still has a posthumous one, which is a bit of a rescue for me, what do I know? I don't love you, what's the obligatory part? I think it's essential, it's like a rat that is covered in musk, which is like a buildup that comes from a gland near a deer's penis, it goes up to the penises of the deer in a nest, okay, I don't know how it works or does.

It's so musky, yes, it produces its own musk. I think it's like a gland that makes it smell like deer, that's where most of the musk comes from. The musk was like a cologne exactly. My dad had some musk. He's like boy, don't touch it and he got it. And there is still venison from that part of the venison, that's what my mom didn't like. Are you going to be able to understand this? yeah oh really he says we started talking about deer it's actually not that bad oh I mean he came back up man link now he comforts himself by hugging him safely yeah right yeah okay that wasn't very nice.

I wouldn't recommend it to anyone unless you were really unwell. noodles, pasta, no, ah, yes, ladies and gentlemen, we. I have some vulgarity, yes, when I say bow, I mean

test

icles and specifically the duck, we have some Ball Agnese sauce, which is a sauce made with duck balls, we have the pasta made with duck balls and, in case perhaps. It wasn't clear enough at the top, we have duck balls, so three way duck balls is what I call this. Oh, duck balls all day man, let me tell you, ducks have bigger balls than I would have thought.

Okay, why did you take the bigger one? a look, how big is that, I'm a ball like a giant sigh ball, sorry, you're going to say it was the size of a human, yes, it's the size of a human

test

icle, speak for yourself, okay , so I will do it. I'm just thinking about a bean and I like beans, yes, you do, I love beans, unfortunately I'm not well, so we'll get a representation of the three ways, oh God, this is like this. difficult, oh, it's so difficult, you have a big one, oh, you chose a little ball, I wouldn't buy the biggest one, no, that's the one you have, let's make one, this is the one I have, you have more special two for one in red . sport, oh god, okay, we dunked it and that's bullshit, did you pass the ball on a bike?

Oh yeah, I felt like I felt it personally. What I said. I was personally offended. It's a little soft. A man shouldn't eat testicles, but women know no one should. It feels like I'm going to face myself, oh, it just

taste

s pretty horrible, why do ducks need such big balls? Do you have a corkscrew? I saw that on the Discovery Channel they had a quart screw, you saw it, hahaha, hahaha, the taste of inside you have something to drive that corkscrew you know exactly the motor you have to have two big motors so that corkscrew doesn't go down now Man, I chose two big ones, the balls were too big, I was too big, my eyes were bigger than my boss, oh man, come on, why do you have to leave me like this?

I'm sorry, man, now, yeah, listen, only one of us has, the only one of us has to make it, it's like we're on a trip and I died, but if you keep going, it's like They both got there I'm sorry, I just It hit me. I was really trying. I really tried to chew well and move to swallow a little, you know, it's full of the flavor of duck balls, okay, I'll try it. to download it right now you can do it link Now or never I believe in you Oh ball to the wall I believe in you man oh I saw it all come out man hey there's more wait there's more half half went down oh okay you won a prize , I didn't make it either, I'm sorry, it's okay, man, I failed, what are we trying to prove anyway, man?

Well we're not trying to prove anything we're just trying to ask a very important question will duck testicles have pasta no it's not okay we've answered those questions so you don't have to thank you for liking, commenting and subscribing you know what time is it hello, I'm Jacob, hello, I'm Miss Newman and it's time to spin the wheel of mythology. We're selling out all of our Mythical Good Morning Classic Mugs and when they're gone, they're gone forever, so get yours while they're ready at rhettandlink.com/store and while you're there. We have discounts on all clothing until March 15.

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