Who Makes The Best Fast Food Pizza? Taste Test

Today we arrived hot and ready for

pizza

. Let's talk about that. (the theme song plays) Good morning mythical. Today we have a fantastic musical performance by Anthony González from the Pixar animated film "Coco" and a game of real or fake technology from "Black Mirror." But first, today is a very special episode because we just surpassed 13 million subscribers. - That? Thank you! - And to celebrate... yes. And to celebrate, we'll have a

pizza

party, of course. Yeah! And plus, while we're at it, we'll determine which pizza chain

makes

the

best

pie. It's time to... As you can see, we can't.

Each slice we'll try today will have pepperoni, sausage, onions, and peppers, so we'll have more things to try to differentiate. We'll see if we can identify which chain they come from and rate each of them on a scale of one to 10. Yes, and the pizza chains we'll be trying are Pizza Hut, Dominos, and Little Caesar's. Papa John's, California Pizza Kitchen and Sbarro. - Wow, ho-ho. - It's gonna be a good day. Yes. Both: first round. Slide it in. Alright, all the pizzas will be placed on the patent-pending Mr. & Mrs. Pizza Rat Pizza Peels. - Yes. - Congratulations, Mr.

Rat, on your marriage. And Mrs. Rat. I guess you're somewhere around here. She capitalized on her celebrity. She knew it would happen. Is here? Okay, I'm trying... okay, yeah. Hmm. Hmm. - Hmm. - That one is thin. That's a shallow pizza. - Oh my God. - Did the rat bite you? Yes. In fact, we thought about using cheese pizza to go completely purist... - But we're not children. - ...but we thought, you have to have some toppings because that's part of the pizza. - Mm-hmm. - Man, I don't know. I don't think when I'm eating pizza.

I just like, you know what I'm saying? I never thought about thinking while eating pizza. Why think when eating pizza? You have thought of everything and you are a genius because you have decided to eat pizza. - True, I think beforehand... - True. ...and then I just get into the zone. I enter the pizza area. Now, I do know that it is a shallow pizza. Um, not too heavy on the cheese, in my experience. So if we rate this on a scale of one to 10 independently and then combine those scores, um, I have... you know, it's not... it's a little shallow to me.

In my opinion it was not a good pizza. I feel like I'm a pizza lover and I would eat all that shit if it was the only thing around me. - Yes. - But I'm going to give this... I'm going to give it a four. That's what I was thinking too. Ah, the four boys. So we both give them a four and, okay, I'm ready to guess. - Yes. - Stevie: Okay, three, two, one. -California pizza kitchen? - Little Caesars. - Both: Second round. - Rhett: Bring it. (sighs) - Oh, better now. - Oh, I'm smelling...

I mean, the smell is better. Thicker ingredients. Oh man. Very sausage forward. (laughs) - Which I... - Again, several things could be said - on this show. - (laughs) - Including the two hosts. - (laughs) That's a good pizza. Well, honestly, the only thing I can

taste

is sausage. Do you complain about that? I like sausages. - Mmm... - Mmm. ...yes, I feel like I need another bite. Can I put it back in? That one lacks the sauce I want. So I think I'm detracting from it for lack of sauce. It's a little thicker than the previous one, but I wouldn't describe it as thick, you know?

Have you ever had a slice of pizza upside down, Rhett? - Hmm, eh, no, I don't do that. - That seems crazy. I'm not friends with people who do that. You are not wrong. It's not the most amazing pizza, but it's much better than the first. I want to go back and give the first one a lower score. Well, you can't, but I don't think this one is much better. I give it a five. I give it a six. Oh wow, okay. Hmm, but what is it? I...man, that's really hard. OK that's fine. I... I have my guess. - Yes. - Stevie: Okay, three, two, one. - Sbarro. - Little Caesars. - Sbarro. - Did I guess Little Caesar's twice? - Yeah, just guess it's Little Caesar every time. - All the time.

Both: third round. Let's keep eating pizza, okay? - Yeah! - Ha ha, there are no losers today. (gasps) I... you know, the thing is, they're so clearly different, like the smell is so different. Oh my God. What the hell happened to this hunk? Oh. - It's... it's... it's... - Bring it back. - For me it is nothing more than a crust. - Huh. Yuck! This is bad. I mean, I give one because all I

taste

is the bottom crust and it doesn't even taste very good. Wait, your pizza is upside down? What happened? I mean, it's not good.

I'm on the same page, but not on page one. - Have cheese? - Yes. Mine doesn't have cheese. Add some cheese to mine, guys. Boy, it's off. It has a bad... it has a bad taste. Yes, it's off. - Um... - Out of my mind. Man, what is that? It's like you scraped it off the floor of a

food

court. - You know what I'm talking? - Yeah. Well, it also has the diced sausage, which I actually think is from the

food

court. I'm going to give this one a four. Wow, you're generous, man. And now... are we both guessing Sbarro?

Yes, I say Sbarro because I seem to remember that's what sausage looks like. - Sbarro. - Sbarro. - Stinks. - Yes. Both: fourth round. Alright, let's keep it up. Why do you seem exasperated? We are eating pizza on the Internet. - Yes, I know, it's great. - This is incredible. - I love my job, I really do. - This is amazing. - But this stresses me out... - We are friends. ...because I want to make the right decision for people. You're stressed. You know, this is the job. This is our legacy, Link. This is what we are leaving behind for future generations. "They determined which was the

best

pizza.

We should give them a gold medal." In this one, the green peppers really are spectacular. Also, a fine pizza. In my opinion, most of these were thicker in my mind than in my mouth. Bring it back. There is. Uh... I think we're in more traditional pizza territory now. - You know, like... - It's starting to blend... - It's starting to blend. - Call them. Use your app. You don't even have to call them anymore. Calling pizzerias is for fools and losers. Because you can do it in the app. You do it in the app and then they tell you when they put it in the oven and they tell you the name of the person who put it in. "Donovan just put your pizza in the oven." - I say... - Are you talking about Domino's here? - Yes. - You must be.

But they do it elsewhere, I'm sure. I don't think this pizza is good. I give it... I'll give it a six. - Not bad either. - Um... You know, I was in the same ballpark with you. Well balanced. Um, I'm going to say... I'm going to go with a six too because I was potentially thinking about a seven, but it's not as good as I'd like, and I think the pizza could be excellent. So I'll say six too, but where is it from? I think I know. I think I've already guessed it. Twice. Did you know?

I think you might be right. I say Little Caesar's because it hasn't made me feel bad yet. I also say Little Caesar's because I feel like that: We got into pizza chains, but we got into what I guess is the worst pizza chain that is... that delivers the pizza to you. At Sbarro they don't do that. I tried it once. Both: fifth round. (growling) - Oh. - Oh, yeah, here we go. - We finally got a tall pizza. - So different. - That's what I was waiting for. - Hmm. Oh. - This is not Little Caesar. - Oh, I know what this is.

That's good. That's good. It's definitely Papa John's or Pizza Hut. - I know for a... I'll bet... - Bring it... bring it. I'd bet a lifetime of pizza parties that I'm right on this one. And I've been wrong two of the three times I've guessed Little Caesar's in the past. - Okay, this is a great pizza. - It's a good pizza. - Better ingredients... - Better pizza. Um, I'll give it a nine. Oh yes, friend. - Man. - That's a nine. I hesitate to give anything a 10. I'll give it a nine too. - I agree with you, Rhett. - Oh really?

And I guess this is Papa John's. Papa John's all the way. Because the cheese hits your teeth the first time. I don't even know what I'm saying anymore, I'm so happy. The sausage... the sausage came from John himself. - No. - Oh, God. Both: round six. That last one was so different, man. What happens if you make a mistake? Well, then I won't have pizza parties for the rest of my life. Very good, bring it. Mm. Oh, he's down. Here we go. Oh, okay, yeah. Great coverage. I feel like I'm familiar with this. - Man, that's some good pizza. - It's a good pizza. - Man, it's good. - That's a good pizza.

I... Oh, but it's a nine? Give it to me again. Something about sausage... I don't like it that much. But I... I'm going to give it a... I'm going to give it a... I'm going to give it an eight. Um, once you add sausage to a pizza, it takes over. I feel like there's not as much cheese... - No. - ...I really love cheese. But... oh man, I want to give it a nine too. I'm going to... I'm going to give this one a nine too. That... that's a really good pizza. But is it from Pizza Hut?

I don't know. I'm saying Domino's. I think it's a Domino's pizza. This is from Pizza Hut. The sausage speaks to me. Alright, and that's the last one, right? - What did he say? - That? He'd say, "I'm from Pizza Hut. You used to come into my store to eat my pizzas." It wasn't that strange. "But now we fulfill them, because we finally gave in." - Can you still go there? I take off the blindfold, but keep my eyes closed. Stevie: Are you ready to hear how it went? Yes. Well, first I'll give you your scores. Rhett, you have a score of two.

Oh that's not good. Two? That's dumb, man. Link, you have a score of one. (laughs) Little Caesar's, huh? That? That? I should have guessed Little Caesar's always. I would have had the same score. Yes, of course, exactly. The one that was Little Caesar's, you didn't guess it was Little Caesar's. (laughs) Really? Surprisingly, his number two pizza is Sbarro. -Rhett: What? - Stevie: And your number one is Papa John's. Rhett: Yeah. Wow, Sbarro is coming in strong. Well, congratulations to the Papa John's-less Papa John's because that's how they work now. Yes, he is still there. He is behind the scenes.

And he keeps watching because we're going to fill this place with some Mariachi artists and hot chocolate. Rhett: You can't have pizza stains on our black-on-black logo t-shirt, so buy yours at Mytical.store.