Which BBQ Sauce is the Best? | Bless Your Rank
hey you welcome to
rankmy name is matt and today we are
ranking store-bought barbecue
sauces it's gonna be crazy it's not it's gonna be probably the tamest one you've seen yet so today's episode
sauces this was decided on by the members of the potluck uh what potluck i wasn't invited to one no you are invited to one actually you all are it's it's a southern things new membership program you get looks behind the scenes of our sketches that are coming out exclusive merchandise you get to do things like decide what the next episode of
yourink is going to be
whichis what they did and that's what i'm doing right now they chose store-bought barbecue
sauces the people have spoken yeah so these kind of bbq
sauces i i tell you how i use them personally these are for these are what i call dipping
sauces i use these for dipping like chicken fingers french fries tater tots whatever in even though i don't have any here today i'm going to be using white bread the official appetizer of alabama is just a basket of white bread and some barbecue
saucenow i wouldn't have it any other way i'm looking for three things here are my criteria because we've always got to have three number one i don't know i just gotta think about it for a second what do we taste taste it's always taste it's
rankwhat else is it gonna be taste number two based on these type of
sauces what i'm...
looking for here is a thickness to it like i for a dipping
sauceshould not be too runny uh and then number three i like some spices in there okay i know that's probably part like that's also taste matte that's like the same thing taste spiciness that you just include that it's like a sub point that's like one a the spiciness okay i get it also why are you bullet pointing
rankyou know stop stop you don't let me just make it up as i go along like matt then why do you just keep doing three things i'll
ranki just say it's just a taste i i don't know okay we said precedent now we have to continue with it why are you asking so many questions let's get started competitor number one sticky fingers memphis original barbecue
saucei've not had this before but i have seen it in the grocery store every time i don't know where it came from there was no fanfare of like oh we now carry sticky fingers it snuck itself into the grocery store and acted like it's always been there i'm like sir i've never seen you here before she doesn't even go to school here i like the smell i'm excited about this one old sticky fingers also very concerned the fact that this is a sticky finger smokehouse memphis original but on the side this is from mount pleasant south carolina oh whoa way too much
sauceso that's very runny you probably want that to be a little bit thicker our little restaurant customers say our...
sauces are a must a must on turkey seafood and even baked potatoes why would you put this on seafood i'm racking my brain to think of what barbecue
saucewhat what what seafood do you put barbecue
sauceon i don't like this already all right sticky fingers actually not as flavorful as i thought it would be oh there's a little bit heat on the back end of it that's weird that's a little roller coaster ride a little dip actually that would be really good on a burger i can see that but seafood seafood absolutely not what you're gonna have to give us more than that you can't just be so broad and say it tastes good on seafood well what kind of seafood there's so many types of seafood we're gonna call mr fingers and we're gonna get to the bottom of this good afternoon stick
yourfingers hey uh sticky fingers i just tried some of
yourmemphis original barbecue
sauceokay uh and uh it's pretty good i like it i mean what do you think about it it's good a lot of people like it what's
yourfavorite what's interesting to me is that y'all are based in south carolina actually we we're based in massachusetts would you like us to send you a coupon so you can try some other ones i would love a coupon i do have one question the bottle says uh great on burgers
whichi would have to agree but it also says uh seafood yes what type of seafood tilapia or any type of fish that you like yeah you know i don't think that would taste...
good at all actually that would fish in barbecue
saucethat sounds dangerous oh well it depends yeah you have to try it and see all right so i'll go ahead and send you the coupons i'm very much looking forward to it take care you too you too bye so everything about sticky fingers is a lot it's not bad but i there's a lot of shady stuff going on congratulations sticky fingers you're in first for now competitor numero dos kc masterpiece kettle cook the american original barbecue
saucemade by this cowboy in a pot what is he doing that is dangerous that's like a ginger reveal these days look at that like oh somebody's about to get burnt we're about to find out if it's a boy or girl these barbecue
sauces some of them are going to be like a trip down memory lane for me this was my family's barbecue
saucei don't remember the the label being so busy and dangerous nor do i remember it being kettle cooked what does that even what no i guarantee you this was not cooked in a kettle this was cooked by a robot in a giant metal container man this is way darker than sticky fingers it's way thicker it's not like running all over the place all right casey masterpiece let's see what you get looks way sweeter
whichmakes it kind of addicting that's good barbecue
saucei taste like the late 90s living at home my parents again fixing me what i call first dinner watching some fresh prince of bel-airy runs and old snl sketches i told mom...
and dad got home and said um have you done
yourhomework and i said i didn't even bring my books home with me this is a true story i never did that casey masterpiece is in first place this will be the first all yankee
blessyou ring i've ever done and of all things it's barbecue
sauces you tell me the world's not upside down right now now i'm angry again this is just cycling through all my emotions competitor numero trace bullseye another trip down memory lane here bullseye barbecue
saucei didn't know existed till i got to college and this was the barbecue
sauceof my roommate uh sean he's out there somewhere sean if you test here sean if you're watching this prove to me you watch the videos by texting me right now saying i saw it and the secret word is fluffer belly don't text me anything else just the word fluffer belly and i'll know that you watch the videos this was like his barbecue
saucein in in college there is this unwritten rule that when you move in with somebody in college you have free reign over their food too and also have to deal with all of the roommate fights that come after that so i'm excited to get get in there again try it out was it going to taste like college
whichis just you know being broke having a lot of classes working two jobs just a fun time all around you know battling a little bit of depression here and there just great well that's dumb it's got a smokier flavor tasty masterpiece is a...
sweeter thicker bullseye's a little bit runnier but it's got like more of a smoky flavor to it oh also made by craft heinz foods company in chicago illinois so there's that again not in the south this is clearly number one now i'm getting worried that each one i try is going to move to be number one we might settle that later wink foreshadowing wink wink wink wink i get drunk on barbecue bullseye number one you did it getting real worried again that i keep making everything i try number one so you know enjoy it for now bullseye competitor number four craft here's a story about mean craft when i first went to my wife's parents house and met them and we had something that called for some barbecue
sauceand i looked over on the counter and this is what they used when they made it and my mother-in-law still uses this her food is good i'm not saying she's not a good cook she's a great cook i just think that i think this is suspicious okay i just i just think we can do better than this this is a this is the white honda civic of barbecue
sauces janet we can do better this is the most generic barbecue
sauceyou could possibly get i think there's really no flavor to it i mean there's nothing there's nothing offensive about the taste there's also nothing about it that i really love it just exists it's just there yeah it's like a burger king to me you know they're fine they're okay i know that they're there but i...
never really want to go there i just find myself there you might finish in the middle of the pack today i don't know what the future holds for you but it won't be because you're great it'll be because everyone else sucks that's kind of how i ended like graduated in the middle of my class in high school it wasn't because i did anything is because the people behind me did way less that's been the story of my life achieve mediocrity hope everyone else fails they should put that on a poster in school just put my face on it i don't know that's you're in fourth and you know you might i don't know what'll happen to you and you'll just be fine with it okay don't look at me like that competitor number five the number after four but before six sweet baby raise award winning just slap the award on there um the
sauceis the boss i would love for my boss to be a bottle of barbecue
saucei would have a very delicious like performance appraisal huge disclaimer this is the barbecue
saucecurrently uh that we use on the regular in the middle household we have finished our journey of matt's life through barbecue
sauces um and i remember seeing something a while back this is like the number one dipping
saucefor a lot of southern states alabama included they've converted all of us here's another thing i love about it and i think the sweet baby rays knows that they're used for dipping like that you are just dumping this...
thing out into a special part of
yourplate because they put the little squeeze cap on top they know they know what their purpose is they know what they're used for that's satisfying the poop pooping barbecue
saucethat's actually that's way too much
saucei don't know just kidding there's no such thing that's probably mmm and there's like this weird amount of like a little bit of heat at the end too it's like everything that's good about about bullseye in case the masterpiece didn't put together this is this is store-bought barbecue
sauceperfection and i know that we got two more competitors here that i have never tried before but i don't think there's a way they're going to beat sweet baby rays there's there's no way yes i'm aggressive about it i'm passionate about my barbecue
saucethis is number one and i will fight anyone who disagrees with me brad check competitor number six pioneer woman barbecue
saucei did not know existed two hours ago like it's what a weird evolution of uh just for the pioneer woman so she started with like cookbooks if i'm not mistaken like it was all about like pioneer woman cookbooks like recipes and stuff and then she struck a deal with like walmart and now half of like the crock pots in america have this floral pattern on it like this is my kitchen my wife loves this stuff our cutlery is this color right here whatever color this is all right here we go...
this is a very satisfying sound i love opening jars ready that's so satisfying this is the
bestsound in the world no no no no no this smells terrible is there garlic in this too yep i wanna do it i don't wanna do it this look at this it looks like it's satan's pasta
saucethat's a chunk is that like a toenail oh that's not you wanna go home down down the hatch i'm not sure this isn't already bad oh what even is that why are there so many random flavors in there this is garbage my classic frontier barbecue
sauceis nice and sweet no end no it's not with a yummy mild spice there was no this is straight garbage this is one of the most grossest things i've ever tried on a
rankgarbage garbage absolute garbage last place there is absolutely no way that it's going to move out of last place i don't even want to look at it anymore we have to destroy it before anybody else gets this anyway competitor number seven hopefully doesn't murder me cattleman's by french's i feel like i've seen cattlemen somewhere before maybe it's just because it's the name of like every steakhouse called cattlemen's but what got my eyes that it's two things number one is by frenches and i thought they only made mustard and then two they're very proud of the fact that they have no hfcs i think it's high fructose corn syrup and that i don't i do not care like if you're trying to avoid high fructose corn...
syrup right now good luck buddy we put that thing in everything why would you rub would you double wrap it okay if you get this seal on it why do you need another seal on the inside very careful here not to taste the barbecue
saucebefore the official tasting the little things i go through like sacrificing my front teeth oh that's real runny that's one of the runniest ones we've had yet please please please be better than pioneer woman there's no way you could be worse ooh that's got a gray aftertaste just kind of like the taste just kind of lingers and fills
yourmouth are we getting like are we taking this to the next level here are we using like wine tasting terms on
yourdrink maybe we are maybe that's where we need to be well i put these in wine glasses later sift them around probably you know but that's for the potluck gotta pay extra for that that content ain't free this is this is good but okay and i don't know where i'd put it i think i put it above casey masterpiece but i don't think i take it above bullseye but you know what we're about to settle that let's go right now preliminary i'm going to say this is third place this is where i'm finishing right now a lot of y'all in the comments say have been asking ever since the very first blusher
rankthese should be blonde taste test and we've dabbled here and there and now i'm going to dive right in here we go welcome to the end of the video...
welcome to blind
blessing this is how we're really going to decide the winner because i have some very long-standing relationships with these
sauces and this is the only fair way to do this producer director editor extraordinaire andrea is going to assist me by placing these down table i can see nothing okay i've got my face mask normally used for covering my mouth and nose covering my eyes i'm less worried about my credibility than i am eating the pioneer woman again okay are we ready am i in it yeah i mean i can feel that i feel that pretty sure this craft or sticky fingers it's a sweet baby race everything i've known is alive we'll just delete this footage if i'm so wrong this is just okay and the gram scheme of things somewhere middle but near the end of the pack you know why i'm nervous this is next yeah that's better it's got more flavor there were better tasting barbecues today so i'll put it ahead of that one i just i got to slow down and brought bread oh we ready oh there it is it looks good and we can't say anything bad about it i think that i think that is the
besti've had so far it was a good aftertaste it's got a little bit of heat to it but not a lot like it's got some spices i'm just like showing the camera get ready y'all get good out of that one everybody see it okay that's too much of a bite oh it's the binary woman next i think i'm getting tortured okay wait oh oh that's it...
is that it oh yeah that's number one number one by mouth what's up sweet baby ray i know you anywhere i'm wrong aren't i that's not sweet baby ray is it oh no oh no no no no i don't know i don't know anything what am i even doing in my life it's a good
sauceit's not sweet it's not sweet especially when it came from that one i just have to this one i put that in second place but it is really good it's really good can't go wrong with that one oh i don't know i'm just not as crazy about this one as i am the other ones maybe like fifth place so this is it this is our these are our this is our winners this is our final
ranking like there's no changing it there's no going back ready i'm fired up i am nervous and excited and oh oh really huh well well what do you know okay so i feel pretty good about myself all i did i swapped this around and i moved casey masterpiece down and moved sticky fingers up i feel good about that i'm fine with that how about that what have we learned here today we know that what i thought were good barbecue sausage to begin with are still great barbecue
sauces blindfold or not i found out that this stuff that i've never seen before today is actually pretty good we learned that this could kill somebody i cannot express this enough to you curiosity is going to get some of y'all you're going to go to the grocery store but then you're going to see this because uh hey buddy...
it's going to pop out on an isle of barbecue