What're Those: Products for Lovers
what's up I would appreciate it if you showed me a little more support I will absolutely do that after the show is over everyone to another episode question
whatthe hell did you displace before me today's theme is actually there's no wrong way to love doing yesterday all the way from Russia is Marco Tech - hello I like your suits and I like in this place don't yes and me joining us all the way from she works here fine joining us all the way from Turks and Caicos turkey shakers is Sarah little bit Whittle hello hello great joining us all the way I don't know I guess I have to be creative now Slovenia it's not too far off from Russia yeah Tommy hash tag Tommy's over party mommy sometimes late denim sometimes dark denim Bo how are you Damien yes and see no one's ever asked me Tommy is now double favorite I'm doing great today because this is the game of
whatare those where we're gonna have three rounds if you have three opportunities to get yourself some points if at the end of the game you are the overall winner you get to take home all three of the items that are used in the games today making you the champion of all things good and wonderful in the world round one he's the blindfold round that's right we're gonna cover up your eyes maybe a host will stand directly behind one of you and breathe hot breath on your neck but you are going to use your hands and feel the item that is placed before you you will then write...
down your guests on a whiteboard and whoever's the rightest one or who I like the most oh this is gonna be great we'll get points these are bra is not black for for a baby Yoda fits perfectly don't know you're talking about oh wait is this like a Fifty Shades thing is the romance part already starting yeah I'm not sure if I'm into it but I'm willing to try bring up the first item Oh feels like a Marty it feels like oh this uh there's a boy reading a ring on it yeah all right very clear you're all three gonna have the same item today I didn't make that clear last time I learned from my mistakes unlike some of us who are you looking at directly at your clothes here we go flappity 1up Labrador 200 you know how to grab things you remember that seems your phalanges oh wait oh it seemed this is perfect for like a oh my god oh dude guys I know
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whatit smells like even if it's nothing if it feels like a part forever21 happening
whatkind of colors are you feeling I feel all the colors and none of them at the same time ones on LSD oh okay okay all right Oh slightly turned on it's happening to me did everyone unwrap it yeah
whatdo you mean unwrap it it's so soft I love playing with it oh I see I feel like this feels like a Project Runway unconventional challenge models make it work cuz time gimme that yes I gave you your chance you had your shot and I wanted you to take it seriously and you blew it you guys can...
actually take off your blindfolds at this point okay and you also get to guess which one of you I was standing directly behind and breathing on okay there's spit on my neck it was Sarah I did not feel a thing so you didn't breathe hard enough you have 12 seconds to write down
whatyou think that was go down the line Oh pencils yeah gotta let my boy finish the favorite oh my god let's start off with them I don't know someone ripped Tommy to your friends who are sitting literally next to you and I've always been supportive of you Tommy hey
what's your uh but your answer
whatdo you think you just uh you played with for a minute there I would say when I touched today was clown bar also remember the project we're working on oh yes
whatyou touched today was the heart of Americans everywhere comment below how much you want Tommy to win that's a great guest tummy thank you so much lugging your project here are this thing up to the judge well well
whatare the walnuts or did you have I had no idea
whatit was at first and then I remembered how much time I spent on the internet and so I think it's one of those joke
productsthat's called like a conversation tube where you put one person's head in it and then my person head and then you and I can focus in on each other real romantic that's a very very specific ask a Sarah thank you alright my conversation I just explained it's the most efficient way to like give someone else your...
disease that's true you get the coffin their mouth and you both have typhoid nori
whatcan I answer you right any well similarly I thought it was a sex tube like a docking thing for people for your bodies to interconnect with a sheath around you to be closer to not have conversations with but for BOTS romance it's a romance episode right so again it's for document it's so nobody notices in public when you're both just standing there like it's a whole body doc well guys just three very different answers very different answers and as much as it burns me to my very core to say it Sarah Whittle got it exactly right paid off it's weird that you know this it is weird that I know
whaty'all have a conversation who with you you and me no I'm gonna talk to you let's talk I need to have a conversation with Tommy Damien
what's up I would appreciate it if you showed me a little more support I will absolutely do that after the show is over Darby conversation over Laurie if you have to stretch it go back mari are you doc doc yeah I'm gonna gently gently yank this clean off your face moving on to round number two which is called this is not the price is right it's a new thing that we made up also known as how much in the world money is it does it cost we're basically you get to see an item you are actually seeing it and able to feel it this time and you have to guess how much money it cost without going over it's not the price is...
right uh-huh it's a new thing that we made up the fact that you came up with an entirely original segment based on nothing at all that's for after bringing the live subjects everybody ready for the grand reveal is it a Katie a baby it's a live owl it's a lot it's well you got half of it right three two one how much in the world dollars does it cost just the romance episode are we counting this
whatour telomeres I said made you think Oh just counting the internal things the internal churn just answer yours did it come in the whole package it's just do you know the answer either way in this rubber part included in the price Tommy was my favorite now I'm barely even considering you guys are we also putting in shipping into the year and roll yeah that is it shipping too is it just the heart yes just the amount parts that are in here no the mud how much in the world Dollar City comes in child labor Tommy they've only made one of these batches ever and it's been passed down from generation to generation no one eats these hot takes hot taste I envy the dead all right let's get the audience countdown 29 28 no kidding three two one wait for Tommy to finish writing done all right this is not start with Jesus I don't know Tommy uh how much of the world dollars did this cost all right so I had to factor in that all the little heart things probably didn't come all in one big chunk Oh like this so I'm thinking like you gotta go Bing bong...
Bing get like 12 and 14 of there's such crappy little boxes and then dump them in there didn't account for time or labor so I'm going for 36 anyway Wow specific guest number mm-hmm um it should be noted that I forgot to mention this was a 5-pound bulk purchase Wow well you were busy asking about the glass and rubber so that's why much is this thing you showed the whole thing but they're dollars at home can I just make a quick adjustment here then Tommy I have been disappointed very few times in my life one point widdle cuz you already got a point how much in the world dollars just very the most points correct but this is nicer okay so I am a new favorite really so I kind of went along the same lines as you but I figured it might have been in a multi pack from Amazon or something like that so it would be a little cheaper than if you were to get the boxes alone and they're already pretty cheap and because it's Valentine's Day I went with seven dollars and 69 here is mine eighteen dollars fifteen hundred hearts in there I don't actually know how many hearts are in there because Matt Rob said do you get to wear a fun suit and then I just sort of blacked out well we don't finish filming until you count every single one I will do that by eating them so the closest person without going over even without Tommy's incredibly disappointing correction it was $24 it's 5 pounds of candy I know but it's like colored dust its color gravel...
no one likes this it's just worth were the last candy well we're gonna eat this at MIT ladies and gentlemen it is time for round number three the super liking bonus round where we match the one star review with the item and we're gonna be using the two items who already saw in a food rejoining us is item number one the clown barf combo tube number two the hearts and then I'd remember three it smell though this is yeah can we open so in a moment I'll be showing you guys the reviews and you're gonna have to match them with a one two this is very not flying no it's a very rough but smell it taste it stress relief has never been so stimulating yes for hands only no no Zara no no
whatwant to try again no no harness the power of dil gently exercise the dil into the dough and voila dildo it closed in the jar like adults in youtubers oh oh no whoa I don't that was barfi oh my love pickles and so uh first review is from Tracy giving it one start saying terrible flavor literally gagged opportunist the next one is from Bryson saying waste of money and the last review is from Brad saying pretty sweet minimal and goofy yep wait I don't like any of these answers there's a lot at stake you have to take home five pounds of cards if you would any of this true I love three things and I don't want any of these I would love this container though can we make a deal if you get this container I will take all of these hearts because I love that really I...
cannot tell you why I think I have cancer all right ladies and gentlemen it is time to reveal please turn over your boards and show your answers to the camera the first item the conversation to was reviewed by none other than bread-baking Sara but there's still a chance to come back as item number two the candy hearts was reviewed by Tracey that means that means I got is number three bricen in which nobody got that means by YouTube and you're going to want to see it or you want to see