WE WON A TRIP TO MEET DJ KHALED (apparently)

Ethan: Welcome back guys to another episode of Ethan and Hila. Ethan: Today... We have something very important to talk about. Many of you have been asking what's going on with DJ Khaled, "Meet DJ Khaled." Hila: Yes Ethan: And I mean, look, I'm a I'm a little upset that nothing is happening with that, and I thought I'd share that story and tell you exactly what happened. You deserve to know it. You made this happen. And we get excited; We were planning a whole damn video and I feel like we got burned. That's why I want to tell you all about it.

Uh, first of all, I just want to also say *throat phlegm sounds* *cough* Ethan: What I wanted to say is that we're working on a new H3 video so... Just so you know, we haven't posted there in a while because We went to Israel They lost my luggage… eeyyy! Frankly, I... I'm not even sure I need my suitcase anymore. It's a Bunch 'n Roll, right there. *Trendy vlog music* I'm receiving information for the Mossad and will broadcast it in the Jewish Memo monthly newsletter Ethan: Oh what the fuck... and then I got sick, I'm starting to feel better now. . *cough* *COUGH COUGH* Hila: Disgusting!

But we've been thinking about it a lot, we have some ideas we're working on, so... I'm sorry I didn't post there, thanks for your patience, we appreciate you, we love you, we'll get out there. soon with some new and fresh memes. Now, to the topic at hand! First of all... today I just want to do a little role play oooooohhhhh! I'm wearing Hila's hat! :3 You guys weren't expecting that shit at all! Hila: Let me wear yours so big Ethan: This is some real gangster shit, man, how you wear it up to your eyes Hila: It's so big Ethan: Yeah, it's big...

I told you, do you think you can fill these shoes? It's a big hat! You know what they say about people with big hats... They have huge dicks, man. Huge fucking cocks. Hila: Nobody says that. "Apparently so" Ethan: So I sent them a picture of my penis. Now they will. They will do it today. After today, everyone will say that. So what happened to that vote? One day, I was woken up at like 8:00 in the morning by a phone call and I normally don't answer weird calls because somehow some fucking weirdo got my phone number. Random Bimbo: "Uh, yeah, that's not going to cut it." That, I'll tell my mom." "HELLO?

IT'S ME, I'M HIS MOTHER" "Hey, it's actually still me" Oh my god, IT'S DUNKEY~! "Oh, man. You tricked me." Ethan: so I was blocking all the unknown calls *phone vibrating sound* and this one came from New York, local. So I thought I don't know what, something forced me to answer that call. So I answer Hey, Are you Ethan? And that's always like, “Okay, who are you, dude? WHO ARE YOU?" I'm already panicking. And they're like, "it's okay, right?" You enter a contest or something for a radio show...? I was like... NOOO~! HOW DID YOU GET MY NAME!

WHO ARE YOU?! You didn't enter a contest to win... To

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DJ Khaled? And I was like... my head broke immediately, yeah, but no, no, that's who I am I, that's me, I mean I had the contest, she's like you personally entered the contest and put your thing in and the funny thing is that we put it in. I put that photo, I wrote, it was us, we made it hot 97 if you're Seeing this, I come in, it's not my fault, it took you two months to respond to me, she says, okay, it was really strange, you won by like six thousand mistakes, but I think second place you'd probably like five votes, yeah, it was such a strange competition that I didn't even advertise it, it was like that now and we still look at that website because I won that one the other day.

They were really fun, hot 97 times a day. Meet DJ Khaled with the best couple. Hey, you're still awake and you discover the windows. Are they going to have me? So you posted us as winners. The first place. Do you think you write a straight story? Hello, yes we do. We are both for us thank you God bless you better we shouldn't have done this is the key to success is to have a loving relationship and be faithful and love life and God thank you and hit Jeff done without comment where are my damn tickets? Wait, okay, like this, since the fucking ritual help is terrifyingly fun in the Miami seven, I appreciate you very much, except if you get married, there are no tickets yet, but God willing, I trust and believe God bless you , thanks, okay, you have to be registered, not doing that, that's not right. but I want to see the other one in my way so you can end the band conversation, but I think it's funny that there are only 80 entries, it's Texas, a lot of competition, a lot for something that wasn't published anywhere, I wonder Yeah I'd rather have announced it on the radio or something maybe 19 uses we're the best 19 years strong what started out as just a summer fling the results never imagined it would be edge is true love are the best I mean that's really sweet, I just love how By the way, what's going on with this guy, what is he, look at the side and what does that mean, let's see, I vote for them, the adversary can't stop hardware, who said you can't find love In the club, not me, girl, true romance stories.

It started as a summer fling and now we're getting to

meet

DJ Khaled. The story began simply: a boy meets a girl and they both fall madly in love. Then we were blessed with a beautiful blessing, a sweet three and a half year old angel baby, it seems. like it's an unplanned baby most couples would give up under the pressure but not us we fight everyday for love or the most important case to help is keep god first and fight for love i mean , that is, respect, I mean, yes, respect them a lot. but the point is, they're just regular people, yeah, so we crashed and they obviously knew it was completely fixed, so she said, well, we didn't know what to do because obviously the years are completely fixed, but that was the point. of the contest you know it was a popularity contest and we've never had anything like this but essentially we still want to honor you for winning because it was a popularity contest and you know that was the goal to raise awareness for our station yeah and you did that , so essentially she said you won fair and square.

You mentioned God bless you. You mention God. We thank God that it was part of his requirements. I gave many things to God. Usually I'm at the top of my game, but hey, in this case it's you. I mean you really need to mention God in the post. Hello, all the people did not find out about the cake. They have all the popular ones. They will answer the question. Oh shit, dude, can we just 05? Dog, shit, friend, cat, damn dollar, God, yeah. sexy s fucking boys what's in his hand is his penis it's like it's d he's holding it like it's his penis fucking our hands where you're strong the key and the whole picture here damn good shit holy shit damn dude , I'm a boring picture in a great relationship it's not like communication of respect, it's about finding each other, so explore each other's mind, find each other's deepest darkest secrets and I thought we were fucking friends, I honestly thought you knew me better, we were in love, can't we talk?

I think people are supposed to think that with friends, hey darling, they do it, you look great, what's your name? Lovely girl, you're a whore being the Christmas party, not buried, not married, what's your name, you're all women, you just want, my ravioli, it's your fucking humiliation for the last time, break up to the point where you feel like You're done, keep working. in your relationship to improve it she was my friend and I am my best friend I love her it is about when you touch your partner and you feel what they feel without speaking when you see them you already know that they are upset when you hear them speak, you hear the turn and the voice about how the feeling you never give up even when you feel there is no hope doing the worst, the worst thing is being able to fix it and when you feel the pain you do everything in your power to never fix it. let them go even when they're constantly running around chasing them like it's the end of the world damn basically why I like these people putting a lot of things like yeah I almost feel bad that we're like everyone like they pour their soul into this shit, you know?

Almost because we didn't really win and no one won, I almost feel bad for them because they're like they're pouring their hearts into it and I'm like hey please vote for us thank you God bless you the key to a good relationship. is looking at Jeff Donn so anyway she says yeah you won and then she says well this is a tri-state area only contest so do you live in New York or the tri-state area state? And I said yes because I live in New York and I don't think anyone knew so by some strange coincidence we live in New York so we say yeah we live in New York she says I need some kind of ID that you live In New York.

York and like I said in my lease it shows it's a strange New York, I am who I am, who I say I am, I'm right, and she says okay so you want, so DJ Khaled's schedule is very busy , small, if you don't. You'll hear from us in a couple of weeks, it's just because he's so busy and you're trying to schedule it mm-hmm, so I figured you know it would take a while and said okay. and I didn't want to announce the two guys because we had a crazy plan for the video, we wanted it to be a surprise and like the giveaway, I just wanted to leave it.

I don't want to tell you the idea because I hope maybe it still happens anyway we had this crazy idea that we wanted to drop it like it's hot we just want to drop it like a football load can be like it's heavy drop it like it's heavy like a foot under the deal and like that Basically, that was the only time I talked to him and it was like two or three months ago, yeah, a long time ago and I just wanted to make it clear that we wanted us to talk to them, that we had a video plan . guys who were going to drop the food hard and they just bounced so we were the best couple we want and they just fucked.

I mean, there are a couple of options: maybe DJ College found out it was us and him and he had a lot of fun or whatever bartenders are. Because he was a target, I was worried, like when we met him, if he would know who we were, yeah, because recently I saw videos of DJ Khaled like hitting people. It wasn't him once it was it was I think there was one of him that was him I was like damn this guy is going to fuck me up no cognitive DJ throwing a kick at me and I don't know what that would have been that I'm I'm going to send a great video for work, good luck with the job back.

Yes, I like it about myself. I don't think I can defeat him. He has a lot to be smarter than them, but I think that's what happened and I think that was. amazing and it was hard for them to schedule in and they just gave up, it could be that DJ Calvin found out it was us and canceled it, but no matter what they betrayed us, ok, we work like the best couple, we send them the best traffic we write it we send it we live because you said God bless you and you should have said Dad bus you know God bless you important every sign has a God bless you look but get there and respond if you feel it's the way to show up.

God, why have you abandoned me? I use your real name. I'm asking you a favor, but now I have all the evidence we need. Papa John is the only true God and not so popular would have responded, but he will play. well, you are absolutely right, so if there is anything else to take away from this story it is that dad is going through what Papa John, sorry dad, one more guys, take the truth, the guys decide everything for themselves what I can say in the closets, each of Us, once you're out, never for safety, yes, and we have some of what you saved, fool, you even read a lot of progress, it's getting there if you feel it, but you have great advice and fun times with your final call, yes.