WE WON A TRIP TO MEET DJ KHALED (apparently)

Ethan: Welcome back guys for another episode of Ethan and Hila. Ethan: Today... We have something very important to talk about, many of you have been asking what's going on with DJ Khaled, “Meet DJ Khaled”. Hila: Yeah Ethan: and I mean, look, I'm kind of annoyed that there's nothing going on with it, and I thought I wanted to break that story and tell you exactly what happened. You deserve to know. You made this happen. And we get excited; we were planning a whole fucking video and i feel like we just got burned. So I want to tell you all about it.

Uh, first of all, I just want to say also *phlegm sounds in throat* *cough* Ethan: What I wanted to say is that we're working on a new H3 video, so... Just so you know, we didn't post it. . there in a long time because we were going to Israel They lost my luggage… eeyyy! Frankly, I… I'm not even sure I need my suitcase anymore. It's a Bunch 'n Roll, right there. *trendy vlog music* I'm getting some information, for the Mossad and I'm going to relay it in the monthly Jew Memo Ethan: Ow what the heck, and then I got sick, I'm starting to feel better now. *cough* *COUGH COUGH* Hila: Disgusting!

But we've been thinking about it a lot, we've got some ideas we're working on, so... sorry we haven't posted there, thanks for your patience, we appreciate you, we love you, we'll be out with some fresh new memes soon. Now, let's get to the topic at hand! First of all… I just want to do a little role playing game today ooooooohhhhh! I'm wearing Hila's hat, man! :3 They didn't expect that shit at all! Hila: Let me wear yours so big Ethan: This is some real gangster shit man how do you put it over your eyes Hila: It's so big Ethan: Yeah it's a big...

I told you, do you think you can fill these shoes? It's a big hat! You know what they say about people with big beanies... They've got huge dicks, man. Huge fucking cocks. Hila: Nobody says that. "Apparently it does" Ethan: So I sent them a picture of my penis. Now they will. They will today. After today, everyone is going to say that. So what happened to that vote? One day, I was woken up at about 8:00 in the morning with a phone call, and I usually don't answer weird calls because somehow some freaky freak got my phone number Random Bimbo: "Uh, yeah, that It will not work". that, I'm telling my mom about you." "HELLO?

IT'S ME, IT'S HIS MOTHER" "Hey, actually it's still me" OMG IT'S DUNKEY~! "Oh man. You tricked me." Ethan: so I've been blocking all unknown calls *sound of phone vibrating* and this one was coming from New York, local. So I was like I don't know what, something made me answer that call. So I pick up Hey , is this Ethan? And that's always like, "Okay, who are you, dude? WHO ARE YOU?" you enter a contest or something for a radio show... ? I was like... NOOO~! HOW DID YOU GET MY NAME! WHO ARE YOU?! You didn't enter a contest to win.. .To

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And I was like.. it just cracked my head right away yeah but no no that's me that's me I mean I had the contest she's like you personally you will participate in the contest and you will put your thing and the funny thing is that we put it in i put that photo i wrote that it was we we made it hot 97 if you are watching this i enter it is not my fault it took you two months to come back to me she is like good it was really weird you won like six thousand bugs but i think secondly you'd probably like five votes yeah it was such a weird competition i didn't even advertise it now it was just like that and we still look at that webpage because the other day i won that they were very funny Hot 97 times a day Meet DJ Khaled with the best couple Hey, still You're awake and you discover the windows, are they going to have me?

So you posted us as a winner in the first place. You think it's a clear story. re both to us thank you God bless you the best we shouldn't we did this is the key to success is h Have a loving relationship and be faithful and love life and God thank you and hit Jeff. Do not comment. Where are my fucking tickets? What's happening? There are no tickets yet, but God willing, I trust and I believe that God blesses you. there were only 80 entries it's texas a huge competition which is a lot for something that wasn't posted anywhere i wonder if they'd rather have advertised it on the radio or something maybe 19 we use we're the best 19 years strong what started out as just a results of the summer fling never imagined it would be extreme it's true love they are the best i mean that's really sweet i love how what's going on with this guy btw what is he is see the side and what does that mean let's see i vote for them ad versary can't stop the hardware who said you can't find love in the club not me girl true romance stories started as a summer fling and now we're going to

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the story started simple boy meets girl and they both meet fall in love love head over heels then we were blessed with a beautiful gift from heaven sweet angel baby three and a half years old sounds like an unplanned baby most couples would give up b I release the pressure but we didn't we fight every day for loves or greater the case to help is to keep God first and fight for love, I mean, I mean respect, I mean, yes, respect them a lot, but the point is that they're just regular people yeah so we clashed and obviously they knew it was fully rigged so she's like okay we didn't know what to do because obviously the years are fully rigged but that was the point of the contest you know it was a contest of popularity and we've never had anything like this but essentially we still want to honor your winning because it was a popularity and you know that was the main point to bring awareness to our station yeah and you did so essentially she said you won fairly and honestly, you mentioned God bless you, you mention God, we thank God that was part of their requirements.

Many things to God. Usually I'm the best in life, but hey, in this case it's you. I mean you really need to mention God in the post. Hey, all the people didn't hear about the cake, they have all the popular will. answer the question oh shit buddy can we just 05 dog shit buddy cat fucking money god yeah sexy s fucking kids what's in his hand is his dick it's like it's d he's holding it like it's his dick fucking our hands where you are strong key and all pictures here god damn good shit dammit dude boring picture in a great relationship ain't like respect communication it's about finding each other so exploring each other's mind finding each other's deepest, darkest secrets, and I thought we were fucking. fried And honestly I thought you knew me better, we were in love, can't we just talk about me with people?

They're supposed to think that with friends, hey, cutie, they make you look so good. What is your name? a beautiful right don't let anyone tell you that you're not beautiful you're a lovely girl your slut being the party not buried not married to what's her name you're all women just want my dumplings it's your fucking humiliation for the last time it gets to the point when you feel like you're completely over keep working on your relationship to make it better she was my friend and my best friend i love her it's about when you touch your partner and feel what they feel without speaking when you see them you already know they are upset when you hear them talk you hear the twist and the voice of how the feeling never gives up even when you feel there's no hope doing your worst your worst you can fix it and when the p comes to you if you do everything in your power to fix it, never let them go even when they constantly run chasing like it's the end of the world.

Since everyone likes to pour their soul into this shit, you know almost because we didn't really win and no one won, I almost feel bad for them because they're kind of putting their hearts into it and I'm like hey vote for us. thank you god bless the key to a good relationship is seeing jeff donn so anyway she says yes he won and then we reply ok this is a tri state area only contest so do you live in New York or the tri-state area and I said yes because we live in New York and I don't think anyone knew that so by some weird coincidence we live in New York so we thought yes yes we do live in New York she says I need some sort of ID that you live in New York and like I said in my lease, it proves that New York is weird. i am who i am who i say i am i'm right and then she says ok so you want then dj

khaled

's schedule is very busy little one if you don't hear from us in a couple of weeks it's just because he is very busy you're trying to schedule him mm -hmm, so I figured you knew it would take a while and I was like okay. and i didn't want to announce the two guys because we had some crazy plan for the video, we wanted it to be a surprise and just like drawing i just wanted to drop it.

I don't want to tell you the idea because I hope it might still happen anyway. We had this crazy idea. We wanted to drop it like it was hot. We just want to drop a load of football. It may be like it's heavy. That was essentially the only time I ever talked to him and it was like two or three months ago, yeah, a long time ago and he just wanted to say we want, we talked to them, we had a video plan. guys who were going to drop food for a lot and just and just bounced so we were the best couple we wanted and they just fucked.

I mean there's a couple of options is maybe DJ's college found out it was us and he and he gave him a big weiner time or whatever the bartenders are because I was white worried about how w When he we met, if he knew who we were, yes, because recently I saw videos of DJ Khaled beating people up. He was not him. Damn, this guy is going to fuck me. There is no cognitive DJ to kick me and not what would have been. I'm going to send a great video for work. Good luck with the job back.

I don't think I can take it out he's got to be a lot smarter than them but I think that's what happened and I think it was amazing and it was hard for them to program and they just gave up that could be it could be DJ Calvin found out it was us and called it off but no matter what they betrayed us it's ok we work like the best couple we send them the best traffic we write it we send it we live because you said god bless you and you should have said dad bus Know God bless important that each sign has a blessing from God that you look at, but you got there and answered. if you feel the way to appear in God, why have you forsaken me?

I use your real name. I ask you a favor, but now I have all the evidence we need. Papa John is the only true God and not so popular. i replied but it will play like this you're absolutely right so if there's anything else to take away from this story it's daddy going through it papa john sorry one more shows up guys here the truth is out there guys decide for yourselves everything i can say in the closets each of us once ever got out for safety yes and we have something from what you saved silly even read very progress you are getting there if you have any sorry but you have some great advice and fun times with your call made yes