WE PUT THIS IN HIS HOUSE!! (SURPRISE)Jun 07, 2021
Okay, you want to put them in the living room. You're sure? Yes, what's going to happen? They are going to urinate everywhere. Well, they are animals. They are going to urinate and defecate. Are you sure we're here? We have to do it. You have to do it. What's up guys, welcome back to my channel The Comedy of Jesus? Thank you very much for joining us today in today's video before we begin. I just want to really thank everyone who has subscribed to the channel and watched all the videos we've seen. I've been posting them trying to do three or four videos a week and you guys have been really great and you've been watching them and they're getting a lot of views, a lot of which are really good for me, feeding my kids and supporting my next wife.
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thischannel if you haven't already what else call your grandma and clip some coupons because you can ? Save a lot of money that way Hey, today's video is really fun. I was out with Jonah last night and he said I have a really cool prank to play on David and I said, oh, that's awesome and then he said, can you help me? and I said yes, I would love to help you.
I told him you probably want my comedy background and he said no, I can't afford to put a petting zoo in his living room. Can you help me pay for it? and I told him. Yeah right, John and I split the cost of the petting zoo, which is today's joke, hey, it's called uber, yeah, does this one smell like you? Burt, this is that Express, super Express, okay, it was like I was born with that car, yeah, I was looking for a Sentra, yeah, it's a little different a little different I know what's not to like about this one, though vice right, right?
Is there a live animal in the back? Because this was like shit. Jonah had a great idea to
surpriseDavid with a petting zoo. I was like really. Last night I nonchalantly said, yeah, I'll get a petting zoo and I said, "Okay, I guess there's this thing called Craigslist that I don't do" and I also have our hats the same way, today would have been great for you to just pick a highway and takes you to all places. I mean, you make teleportation sound like that, so let's go to Somar to buy pumpkins. Jonah has us hooked on getting 40 pumpkins, 30, 30, 30 of them for 80 bucks, although I think it's a bargain. you want to just go to Ralph's and buy pumpkins instead of driving half an hour with the goods.
I mean, honestly, my dad is coming from the airport, so I'm willing to pay double for pumpkins. He is only from Corral. Are you sure it is? Pumpkins, they should. but let's just make it, but we really like to make the night because we can't lose the animals like we do, yeah, this is going to be bad traffic on Friday, just get out of the next exit, you think? Yes, put in the pumpkins, do it so well. sell any book for 30 pumpkins. I know you love a good deal, but if you bought it and had no reason, it's a good deal, very good, friend, no reason, here's a good sale, live sound, no reasonable offer, decline, maybe you would come in, hey. pumpkin, how many did you want?
I mean, I want them 30 30 there 2 4 9 so 9 times or $9,000 no, it's like a hundred and fifty acres well, if it's 10 dollars 10 times 15 no, you understand, I'm doing the same thing if it's 2 4 10 and we want 30 pumpkins, That would cost $150 if it were 1 times 10, what would be $3,300? The right half, yes, 150 dollars - 30, do you want to do 30? How many animals are you coming I swear to God you need how are we going to try 15 pumpkins how about 20 20 if we are going to buy 20 pumpkins 20 or 40 you were doing well the neighbors so they won't have pumpkins to sell this weekend, right?
Yes. I guess you're right, so you're trying to get a good deal. I want to cut like a real route for you. What are we going to do with 60 Focus? That's exactly what I want. I did it over the phone, she wanted to give me 15 for 70 and I said, "Okay, listen, I'll take all of Malcolm's hands for 80 and then I'll get double just by lowering the 101 Sal, you've got to be kidding me, Jonah, people were." . I'll just look at the animals in the shot, they won't notice the pumpkins, the audience makes sense, we'll just leave, this feels like a big game show, like how much can I get these pumpkins?
Three dollars each, okay, how many are there? I have to count them mega kicks leave hey okay now I think they are a little more take a little photo take a photo you know what I like about you are you stupid enough to try this idea this would be a lot of work if I had come I this idea occurred. It would have been like there wasn't much work. We bought all the pumpkins. What do you want? Do you want to get a tarp? Do you want to go to a hardware store? I know a hardware store in Ventura, really, yeah, just go left. once the light changes, you have a good deal, right?
I'm excited about this. I like it. Feel. I'm excited but I'm a little scared. Let me tell you why you're going to pee or how pig urine stinks, dude, you actually like Pig. pee, so I'm a little scared about that, yeah, you can't imagine the consequences, okay, you're right, you know what I thought because I'm visual, you know, with a weird, weird pill, another day of content, he literally said that it smelled like pumpkins while I was walking around here label yes no you don't need to drive the car let me read come on let's do this no I don't want to drive it I want I want to do this.
Do this, you don't need to drive it, you work hard and someday you will buy one. These cars are pretty sick. I must say look at that beautiful, that is beautiful. Wow, I'm too old to get into something like this, but I appreciate it. No, Jonas, general, let's put 14 pumpkins in that BMW as a little prank on that group, not really, I'll cut it, oh man, it's beautiful, we're fine, it moves, it understands, that's beautiful every time I sit in the car. Like I'm on trial, cheating, I wanted to trace a leg, the splint hits the pebble, I'm driving fast, I get a fare, I got, I have more fun than I've ever had in my life and that's every time I get on, I just get a deal every time yeah, I'm with you, I feel high and I feel like I'll never have to get high and it's really bad because I can get some when I was a kid and I started watching fast and furious and stuff, yeah, that's why I didn't get in the car with you, really, yeah, I was like I don't have enough pockets, yeah, yeah, yeah, are you sure?, yeah, what's going to happen, they're going to pee everywhere, what other animals are they going to do. pee and poop you're here well we're here we have to do it you have to do it right how bad is it to get the pee in the poop once they pee and poop it's like you want to leave them in the backyard for a while until they get all the pee out and the poop so there is less, the smell is strong, like it stays, no, this is all Jonah's great idea and now I'm doubting it, wait why do we have to do it. get up all that hay.
He was doing the same thing with the car. You have to start with him. You've got a rhythm with him, bro. Okay, 100%, you're either in or you're out when we're cleaning up goat urine. Look how interested you are, okay, I mean, let's get the couch out of the rug, I don't think you'll do anything, she just told you that chickens, chickens, goats might jump badly, honestly, I usually expected parties and everything. It's like that. attacking the crash is not holding on so ours we have big animals we don't want the pony here - this was going to happen right away when he comes in I've been faking it was lovely it was great okay we're in the middle of a big
surpriseoh Yeah, you guys are busy right now, Jonah, this is one of those things he just wouldn't have done if he'd thought about it, but he thought about it.
I'm surprised he sucks so good, dude, my pitch is ready. right, Jonah and I worked really hard on this surprise something tells me exactly that, oh thank you Jonah, okay, calm down, okay, close the door, tell it, Jonah, guts, wait, wait, wait, Jenna is going to count up six eighty, I have you ready, he's going to count to six eighty, what. Does that mean I don't know one to four hundred ninety five count to six eighty it's so weird I wanted to track let's say you put 10 million snakes I'm going to be mad yeah but I'll appreciate you giving me a vlog regardless of the surprises, great, okay, here it closes and you shake hands, so up, okay, I passed by here, okay, now open the door, Jonah, okay, come in and now you can come in, walk in OMG , the best I've ever seen.
Oh wow, that's nice. I like how they're set up. I don't know how they did it, it's funny, but it's like it's getting worse and worse here, but we don't spend any more minutes, come on guys, this one looks like Lady Gaga. Things are not going. Very good for David, he had to hire new roommates. Happy first anniversary working for me. Well, no, it wasn't, it wasn't linear, no, it's a party in Natalie's room. Dad went out and saw the animals, he looked at the pig. crazy yeah last night he saw this sunset he had at his
houselast night he had the coolest sunset here yeah you look around yeah you get to the side of my room Jani got it right right away thanks for watching the video.
Guys, I'm Jason Nash, this is my tick-tock audition for tick-tock. I do not know what I'm doing. My daughter really likes ticking. That's what we're doing right now, but thanks for watching the video. Subscribe to the channel Follow me on Instagram There are pictures there and always some fun Instagram stories I don't know what I'll do this weekend I'm a little bit away I have the kids all weekend Charlie, let's go ice -skating Wyatt wants me to do violin or something like that. I don't know. I'll probably go to Guitar Center, but I hope you have a great weekend and I'll see you on Monday with a new video.
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What are you going to achieve with our commitment? We're old, so he doesn't need to be.
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