Tongue-Tied with Michael Rosenbaum and Harland Williams | Something’s Burning | S1 E18

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, bacon and ass together in a bun on delicious sourdough bread. I have sourdough right here, yes, here you want to cut SE for me, yes, Michael likes to cut here, do we have another one? we have another knife hey Rachel use plates oh don't cut yourself cut cut that way coming from a guy who doesn't do anything by the way I have nothing but raw meat in my hands here you go, you're not supposed to do This isn't either well, how would you cut it?

Then you put it on the cutting board. There's a big thing in front of you, but if you go this way, whatever, Ted Bundy, okay, like that, yeah, there you go. I've never seen anyone cut bread like that thought, welcome to the Thunderdome, okay, just cut two because I can. Don't eat, hey, how many people have ever said Jesus Christ? Yeah, I've never heard of that, actually, yeah buddy, can we make that your new one? Jesus Christ, Jesus Cher, you never had that, not even in high school, no, no one, no one. He calls me, I never understood it, we'd make up a lot of Crashers, yeah, did any girl ever have a crush on you?

Don't believe believe test dummies. Have you ever drank a bottle of orange. No, that's not steak, that's ass, by the way, that's some sweet fried ass right there, you ready to make these sandwiches, do it guys, wait, you're really not going to eat one? Actually, I'm allergic to language, so. I'm vegan when I came up with this dish I was still eating meat, but I've been vegan for years. I love how camera friendly you are like ah, that's going to block the shot, let's leave this here. I won't eat anything, okay, they say if we put all these acutrans on him, he'll do even better, go ahead, go ahead, here we go, are you serious?

Oh wow, I just burned my arm, I totally didn't believe your arm, but a burned Cher. I burned Chrysler burned oh you okay bro put some tongue on it put some tongue on it hurry up just put my arm on top lick it with your tongue okay you ready Jesus burn cheroni why don't you shall we eat your arm? Looks like we need a little bit of salt right there, bro, it does, yeah, just a little bit here, help me, I don't know where it is right here, it's right here, that's a big wound for you, yeah, put it in cold water , Bert, no, that's the first one. day some mayonnaise Michael, do you want mayonnaise in yours?

Take some mayonnaise. I know you know that the rule of first aid is to always put cold water and ice on a burn. I see some salt. They say egg yolk. Hey? No cold. A little horseradish. Wait, why? Am I blind here Rosie on this plate underneath there's a white plate full of salt where oh right I was looking for a bottle of salt not a bow called a salt shaker okay we got some D you just got mugged put a bit? of love Very thin Spanish onion be careful with your hands friend, yes, don't cut your crush on the arm, don't crush your fingers with the onions, chush test dummies.

I love that one that was good, chush test dummies, did they do that? high five, oh, high five, it's like a high five, oh, don't forget the bacon, you need the greasy one, this actually looks pretty good, it looks pretty good, are you hungry? I'm starving. I haven't eaten all day, oh and I drank too much coffee Are you mad? Uh, yeah, I get it a lot, do you yell at your kids? uh no, actually she's not your wife. Do you give a fake cry to your children like a farle like? I'm not going to tell you.

I do it again I'm a I'm a screamer but not like a real screamer I'm like a joke screamer dude you're going to love this I'm gluten free wait why not why not I wouldn't cut you off a little piece. I would do it, but my ankles would swell, they would swell like Hillary's clang. I think I'm fine, so you're not really going to try this. I would, but I do. Eating meat has a recipe for foods that don't eat well. When I created it, I ate meat and now I'm vegan, so I don't eat it anymore.

Hi, friend. Greetings. Greetings. Honestly, it's delicious. That is. delicious it's like it's a lot of meat I a lot of meat we're not supposed to swallow that's it I wouldn't even have put it in my damn mouth but it's not bad, you really want to try it I can't lick you greasy ass boys, it's very greasy ten aie oh, I want to pickle you guys a bunch of white stuff around your mouth like you're at a Shell station Glory Hall, is there anything? We have napkins. The only way to do this is to really get into this you've got you're like I'm really surprised by this what are you doing I'm going to throw up what are you doing you're throwing up I'm going to throw up if you pull what are you doing?

In your mouth I thought you were pulling look, if you lift your tongue it'll look like you're scooping some fat out of my throat, oh okay, you need a Coke, don't embarrass me, try some. of my delicious drink and put it down I don't want to die on the show right now oh YouTube ratings will be through the roof Are you throwing up again? No, what is it? That language was too harsh. It really was. It was UN chewable. Yeah, I cooked some of these tongues, yeah, that was Z, the ass still looks a little tender, so what do we do, how do we finish this, Harling?

I'm just saying, enjoy, lick my greasy ass and by the way, it's a great Christmas meal to make for Christmas if you're tired of Christmas chicken or turkey try some uh jolly uh U

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up, lick my greasy butt and uh, I say Let's end it by saying Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays, yeah, Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays, yeah, that's great Yeah, should we sing a Christmas song? Yes, adorn the halls with bows of Hol. Sorry, this is super insensitive. Well, I've heard it before. Oh, I know because you're Jewish. Yes, no, I can't sing. Oh, we, our children. kids school uh they wanted to do a Christmas show and just to be clear, so that wasn't the end no, yeah, yeah, that was the end, okay, I'm going on, I'm going on, we'll finish, they wanted to do a Christmas thing, but no They could sing Christmas songs because it would be yes, so they made Christmas songs but they changed the lyrics to make them Jewish.

So they sang the 12 nights of Christmas as you know, on the first night of Christmas. True love gave me Y and Dr. Tree, all they did was review and list items in a deli. They were like a filtered fish. 100%. Three matah balls fall, lick my greasy ass. A black and white cookie. I'm Nora and Drle. and Barbara stri and he will accept the check for orental shouting high five, yeah, that's good, that's what I like. I was laughing so hard while they were talking and I thought, "I think this is racist," and they say no, it's just stuff. in a CU there are no Jewish people WR I get it cies I like that um okay, so how should we?

We haven't really found an ending to the show like a button to tag us in and get us out what about A Christmas Carol? That's good. How about you deck the halls with bows of Hol la la la la thank you all Merry Christmas Merry Christmas Merry Christmas you're Jewish, no, now you're from Jesus. This episode was brought to you by the machine.