George Santos Lashes Out at Late Night, Trump Defends Pence Over Docs & Oscar Nominations Revealed

one of the hosts of this, thanks for watching and thanks for joining us on oh, I don't know why, if you know what's going on, it's a big day here in Hollywood, the

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for the 95th Oscars were announced early and brilliantly from uh. Academy Headquarters in Beverly Hills 5 30 a. m. why they announced this so early I don't know. The only thing worse than having to get up at 5:30 to find out you have an Oscar nomination is having to get up at 5:30 to find out. you didn't get one and some people didn't. Tom Cruise didn't get a Best Actor nomination even though I know he saved the entire Navy from being destroyed and nothing for that, he said.

Tom was so upset today that he didn't do it. jumping out of a window Tom was not the only notable one left off the list. James Cameron's Avatar Two didn't get a Best Director nomination for Cameron even though his film was nominated for Best Picture, which is what you get for making us wear Those Silly Glasses for four hours, the film that got the most

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was all a time, which is best movie along with Top Gun Avatar, Two Elvis and six movies that no one has seen, including a movie called The Triangle of Sadness, which I always thought was a slice of Papa John's Pizza you know you can bet on those Oscar you can go online to these websites, for example, everything everywhere at once is the favorite for best picture right now Brendan Fraser is the favorite to win best actor right now Kate Blanchett is the lead runner in the best actress category and this is not a joke, this is a bet you can make if any presenter or presenter of the award will be slapped during the show, you bet a hundred dollars, yes you win twelve hundred dollars, which I have to say , it sounds like you're encouraging someone with a gambling problem to slap me, right?

You might have to work with that idea Mom, oh, I'm ready, I'm ready. I'm going to need protection, yes, I'll be there. Jimmy, the nominees were announced by Allison Williams and Riz Ahmed, who was a little taken aback when he read the nominees for best animated short The Boy the Mole The Fox and the Horse The Flying Sailor The Ice Merchants My Year of Dicks, You Know Nowadays it seems like every year is my year of dicks, I mean after I saw I had never heard of the movies. I went to get my year from Dixon and now my computer won't turn on.

Also, on the animated side, the Netflix version of Pinocchio earned an Oscar nomination, but Disney's live-action film Pinocchio did not. it got six razzies, which doesn't make sense to me because I think the Disney version is much more in tune with current events Starlight Star Bright I wish I could fulfill the wish I wish to

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I'm not a fraud I'm not a fake Turn around , let me see. My heritage is Jewish. I have always identified as Jewish throughout my life. I have lived an honest life. I have an MBA from New York University and I have to do it well.

I wasn't a drag queen. It's absolutely beautiful, and by the way, I'd like to congratu

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Congressman George Santos, who received 15 Oscar nominations this morning, or so he says. The congressman said that's funny, he's not happy with those of us who have been making light of his evasion. lashed out on Twitter and said I've now been enshrined in

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TV history with all these knockoffs but they're all terrible so far bad news Georgie Boy you weren't enshrined you were boned in late night history but you're supposed to John Lovitz does. being one of the greatest comedians of all time, he was on Jimmy Fallon impersonating George, that was embarrassing for him not me, these comedians need to up their game, well I agree with one thing you do, by far , the best impression of George Santos, I mean, whoever he is.

You really are, you're killing it right now this afternoon. I think it might be hanging around because George Santos this afternoon brought a passive-aggressive gift to the reporters who have been staking out his office trying to get some answers from him, so he brought. them Donuts to work for the American people to legislate, that's what they hired me to do, so you can expect some interesting things to come out of this office, okay thanks guys, yeah, don't eat those donuts guys, it's the year of Meanwhile , this morning we received yet another surprise in the current classified document drama.

This one came from a completely off-the-wall exclusive CNN report, right on top of us, a source that reveals, get this, another classified document discovery. About a dozen government documents were discovered in the home of former Vice President Mike Pence Mike Pence has both, now this is disbelief, it's an epidemic, so Mike Pence's lawyers found the documents in a box with some of his other secret items, including a four-pack of Zima and Polaroids of mothers dressed in their swimsuits. suit and what makes it especially interesting is that in November Mike Pence was specifically asked about this, let me ask you as we sit here in your home office in Indiana, did you take any classified documents from the White House?

That's your final answer because the accordion lawyer discovered the documents in January Pence, they say, immediately alerted the National Archives and the FBI came to collect them. The lawyers found the documents everywhere, Mike's Kitchen, behind the Pence family mayonnaise, Trump like you. I know he's been yelling about Joe Biden because the documents Biden had were his when he was vice president, a vice president doesn't have the power to declassify documents like Trump didn't, but now that it's his vice poodle that's in the crosshairs, Trump . suddenly he gets defensive, he posted Mike Pence is an innocent man, he never did anything deliberately dishonest in his life, leave him alone, unfortunately that post came in two years and 18 days late and they are planning to hang them.

He says, oh, you made your bed. Hopefully. It could help another Mike, pillow man Mike, Mike Lindell, who, as you know, is still trying to overturn the election because he believes the voting machines were rigged last night. Mike Lindell, who says he understands voting system data better than anyone. It took him a little while to understand the virtual background feature in zoom and look at my photo here. um, it's a new thing you're doing where you blur the background. yeah that's on your side I wasn't doing it until this interview Brandon changed a setting probably okay well I like her like that everyone likes her Aaron let's grab some colors and see what they think Donna Lynn from Louisiana you're with Mike Lindell Donna Lynn okay Donna Lynn fell okay let's go to line one Barry and Georgia Barry could try submerging the computer in hot water Is this a real person?

I'm not convinced it can be. one of those disguised machines oh this Thursday is a big night for us the 20th anniversary of our show 20 years hey you know what that means the show and I will do it all night just to put it into perspective how long it's been the year we premiered three of the top 10 shows on TV where the friends Everybody Loves Raymond and uh, they're old now, which I guess makes us all of these now Guillermo, yeah, people ask me, sometimes they ask me which of All the Shows in 20 Years was my favorite. time and if I had to pick one, I think I'd say it happened on October 21, 2015.

That's the date Marty McFly and Doc Brown travel to and Back to the Future also set the DeLorean's clock to that date we were on in Brooklyn. on October 21, 2015, where we did something very special and here it is, let's turn on the old flux capacitor and go back in time to my favorite moment of the last 20 years foreign foreign by my calculations this is the year 2015 Marty the future well, 2015, that's heavy and all these people once came here in their flying cars uh no, you know, you know what we never found out, flying cars, actually, we never found out, oh oh, who are you?

Sorry, my name is Jimmy Kimmel. travel time traveled to the middle of my talk show, so there are people watching us on TV right now. uh yeah yeah people are watching us on TV right now, although honestly most people will probably watch this on their phones in the bathroom tomorrow, that's disgusting. better than not so terrible if you don't mind me asking what the hell you've been doing for 30 years well let's look at 30 years uh oh you know what we invented this thing called a cronut it's like a cart croissant and part donut and they put them together and It's actually quite delicious, very good, I got it, this is very exciting, in fact, it seems that 2015 sucks, yes, apparently, the typological cultural achievements of this era, what is this?

I'm taking a selfie with you, this is it. how we document important life events now, yes this is some kind of portable telecommunication device, well actually this is the best thing of the future, it's called a smartphone, what is a grinder, that's nothing, it will be edited , can I understand that, yes I know? This sounds a little ridiculous, uh, but you won't have any problems, you'll have to keep it down, see, you're too loud, you know what Huey Lewis is right about, we're too loud and I hear that's always right. If you give me that quote, thank you very much, what about Biff?

Oh, Biff, do you know what Biff is? Biff is here a few months ago, he lost his job, but he's working as our um, he's working for us as our stage manager now, hello fools, 1985. he became a rich owner of the Eagle Monaco casino and ruined the world oh No, I know who you're talking about, that guy's running for president right now, he's doing great, in fact, I need you to stay here while I travel back to 1985. Find out where. This all went well and he repaired space-time to continue. Alright. I know you're not supposed to tell people their future, but do you know how I'm going to die?

Yes, will you tell me next week? Yes, a bunch of angry kids will tell you that. their strengths why when you tell their mothers to take their cat for Halloween, it's okay foreign