Everybody Hates Chris: Rochelle Moments Season 1 Part 3 - The Nostalgia Guy

foreigner How many times do I have to tell you to stop leaving this damn yo-yo on the ground? What are you trying to do? Kill me. I forget where I left it, but will you remember when I fall down a step and sometimes break my neck? I felt like all my mom did was yell at everyone, close the door, you try to freeze the whole house, calm down that mess, you try to make everyone in the house go deaf and take some feet off my table, do I have to do everything here? and when I say my mother yelled at everyone, I mean everyone, Rochelle, what did I say to myself?

Are you trying to drive me crazy? Wait, my turtles, oh that's what you call them, things I ate, but that was disgusting, what's in those things anyway? I didn't like them, why did you eat them mom? I'm sick of you since you got here you haven't stopped complaining just because dad is dead doesn't mean you can come into my house and tell everyone what to do and Michael get his feet off my fucking couch before I get the jam out of you. your toes and, creepy, stop crying you cried at Easter, you cried at Halloween, you cried on Flag Day, get a tissue, wipe your nose because it's not that sad and hang up. pick up my phone, don't be shy, take off your coat and talk, you're there, spying and screeching, you sound like a damn rat, use your words, you're almost 60 years old and mom, next time you want to eat my turtles, at least can you could do is like them she's back oh my god, what happened to you mom?

I'm not going back to that school now wait a minute. What's going on? I hate Khalil. I don't fit in. Nobody likes me. I'm always tired. and almost every day someone picks on me Chris, you can't let that stop you from getting a good education. We didn't send you there to be like a baby, you got that right Mom, the only thing I'm learning there is how to get mugged. How come I can't go to Lamont Sanford Junior High? It's only a few blocks away. No, you are not going to school in this neighborhood. Do you remember that girl who was stabbed last year in the mall against the high school?

Chris Sanford has nothing but juvenile delinquents. and future convicts, a man just got 10 years because he sold me to an undercover cop, what am I, marijuana, cocaine, heroin or shit, but nothing, Chris, and how did your whole body hurt? Anyway, I went to the store to play Miss Pac-Man. Haha, look, look, if you weren't there in the first place, you wouldn't be in this mess. I keep telling you to come straight home from school, maybe now you'll listen to me, look, I know you don't like going knocking. Leon, but not everything is supposed to be easy, you know what I mean.

I'll go up and take off those clothes. Yes, after just one day of work, my father brought home more than just a bigger paycheck. Hello everyone, oh Julius, what are you selling? officer sleeping with a siren did you go open the windows? Hurry up with all of you later to find out when you can eat in your room. No, since you heard that people's stomachs smell like peed ears and cheese, will you come home smelling? of tape, my God, I don't know, but if I do, they'll have to get used to it. This job has too many advantages.

Fred goes up and puts him in the shower because if he smells anything like you, I'm not going to cook. them and I'm pretty sure I won't eat them babies don't just go oh they smell like Curry said to socks oh Let's Go Crazy coming to this house smelling like 42nd street oh no no this neighborhood ain't gonna talk about me , pour edibles, I even bought the turtles from you, these turtles taste like turtles, why don't we eat some of them at another school? If you bail Chris out every time he doesn't like something, that means he'll come running to you every time he has a problem. which means he will never learn to be a man and if you can't teach him to be a man that means you're a bad father and if you're a bad father that means I chose the wrong husband and if you think I'm about to let him Do people run around here talking about me marrying anyone?

You must be crazy. Look oh, wait, wait, no way, put the plastic down first. Thanks Rochelle, can you let me in? You don't smell, that's the smell of a worker no, that's the smell of Aquaman Rochelle open the door don't look baby I understand that this job brings you more free time and more money but I can't take it anymore the kids can't breathe I can't sleep at night You don't know that I'm in that laundry every day. I've been burning so much incense. 10 people came trying to buy reggae albums. Come on, what do you want me to do?

Leave, leave, I have an example, would it be for the child? boy, Thurgood Marshall quit, Frederick Douglass quit T Washington, quit I don't know and I don't care, all I know is I want you to quit, how about we take the kids to Great Escape, uh, we don't want to go to Nowhere? with you yes daddy what are these clean clothes I'm supposed to change I don't know why don't you ask some cats I go for 10 minutes and you guys break bones I knew karate class wasn't a good idea I'm sure it was an accident just kids that were born do you know what they're teaching Chris down there where were you when this happened sleep what's that supposed to mean?

I mean, she'll blame him for the rest of her life sleeping. Again, huh, that's how Chris broke Drew's hand. I'm sure it was 45 years ago. Do you have a girlfriend? That's great, no, why would you ask me a question like that? Baby, because men are not good. Where did you hear that in the beauty salon? And where were you when they talked like that? Relax, it's just girls being girls. I'm not paying good money so my baby can get her hair done and come back hating men. She doesn't hate. What am I supposed to think once you get home?

Talking like that is fine, I promise I'll talk to the girls in the store and make sure they don't gossip around their father. I could ask my mother if anyone had been in the toolbox, but he knew the questions asked by my mother, suspicious house I need to go to your house to find out what you are going to do there, can't do here and why are you acting so suspicious. Hey mom, what time is it? You need to know the time for what you are going to do, go rob a bank. You're acting suspicious I can have more potatoes What do you need more potatoes for boy?

You're getting high You're starting to act suspicious Julius What are you doing? The only place my father hadn't looked for that Playboy was in his own room. Then he realized that if my mother found it, she could keep it to use. Oh, why did you spend all this money on a Coke? Miss June has one after my father found that money. I was afraid to think about what my mother might want. What to do with that I'm sick of you I have my own money I'm out of here you cheap bastard believe me baby what did you get this that doesn't make a difference?

I want to know why you were going through my stuff I don't go through your stuff yeah she does he just never caught her right sure that's not the point I just want to know about this money you mean my money what do you mean your money I did it I saved so it's my money Let me get this straight, the money I make is everyone's money, but the money you make, it's your money, that's right, my father, I mean the time, five hundred dollars, so why will you give it to me now? Because I don't want to fight anymore, okay?

I'm not going to keep fighting either, but once you felt like you had to hide money from me, it wasn't really hiding it. I was just in a safe place in case something happened, like what, because you work hard and we're barely making ends meet. see you now, I mean, God forbid something happens to you, I mean, you could get hit by a postal truck or a gas truck, get hit by a car, have high blood pressure, get the flu, come out of pneumonia, scoliosis, it has curves, you can fall from a trip to a building. off the escalators they jump you they stab you you can get Mrs ALS CHP ccbd what is that I don't know but it looks like it will kill you look baby I just wanted a cushion to lean on that's all that's it yeah take your money Lo I'm sorry, you walked in my shoes again.

I'm going to kick your ass. I confiscated this Playboy. Well, what does Chris have to do with someone bringing him to school? And I think it was your son Chris. Is this true? I wanted to lie, but my mother always told me that if I did, she slapped me and changed my nationality, you find anyone, no one wants to take care of children with chickenpox, well, here goes Dream Girls, thanks anyway, honey, you know which one there would be It was the best gift you have ever given. For me, it wouldn't be the first time my parents missed something because one of us was sick.

I received a coupon for a free dinner. Oh, I'll get dressed, mom. Damn, I have tickets to Michael Jackson. We just want to travel to Miami. I'm going to go pack my bags Mom, I think I broke my neck. Damn father said what he wanted. My mother said what she was going to receive. Tell me what kind of gift a day off from your family tonight is. It's just one day. Well, how was it supposed to? to make children feel women always use children against you on father's day and you don't want to be a father i didn't say you're trying to honor yourself and all you have to say is leave me alone i did it don't say leave me alone peace too you can have another one you want to continue being a father you better keep your mouth shut it's supposed to be our day to do something special for you that's what I'm trying to say I said what uh you have the keys how come daddy doesn't Do you want to be with us on Father's Day?

Oh, honey, it's not that your dad doesn't want to be with us, it's just that he works hard all the time and he just wants to have a little. time man, that's great, I can't wait until I'm a dad so I can have this whole house to myself, you're not going to be a dad in this house because I'm not going to take care of any babies, I lost your mom.