Trump Primes the Riot Pump, Tucker Puckers Up to Kanye & Herschel’s Story Gets Worse

Thanks for joining us today is a holiday, you know, today is, I think it's probably the most controversial federal holiday of all. Columbus State, that's how you know Columbus Day isn't so hot anymore, there's no Google doodle for it. nothing we need usually they have a doodle for the holiday they had a doodle to celebrate fairy bread day today they are the most doodles not only is it Columbus Day but also indigenous peoples day which is what it probably should be, but we have to choose one or the other, is it like saying it's Arbor Day and Chainsaw Day?

They can't be both. I don't know why Columbus is already one day old. I understand why Italian Americans get upset when you say this because in school everyone taught that Columbus discovered America and the truth is that he never set foot even near North America, not only that the late Erickson set foot in Canada hundreds of years before Columbus was born and Columbus was, by all accounts, cruel, terrible and selfish. The person wasn't even Italian, there was no Italy back then, he hadn't formed yet, so why would we defend him? And the guy had a job to get to India, he missed it by 9,000 miles, but instead of admitting he was wrong and not there, not in India, he just started calling everyone Indians, which is so willfully ignorant. that if he weren't alive today, he could probably lead the Republican Party, commit suicide.

Christopher Columbus is basically what would have happened if Donald Trump had been born in the 15th century and his father gave him a boat, okay, so I say if you want to celebrate a great man of Italian descent today, do it with this guy, Tommy Lasorda, why did he sail in the Dodger blue and would have turned that San Diego chicken into chicken parmesan, the point is that we can do better than Columbus and of course our former president who is always on the wrong side of everything, disagree, he chimed in this morning on his discount social media platform and wrote "bring back Columbus Day" the last time I saw him get angry was when he posted Bring back the McRib so here's an idea , how about we bring back Columbus Day?

And you bring those classified documents that you stole. Okay, there's something new from Dory. This special master has ordered the justice department to return all the documents they confiscated from Mar-A-. Non-privileged, non-government property lake that includes Mark Eric's box, all the little air holes drilled into it. We also learn that the justice department believes Trump may still be hiding classified documents, which is incredible according to the New York Times at one point. When the archives were trying to recover those boxes that he took, you know, they asked for them first, Trump brought up the idea of ​​exchanging some classified documents for documents related to the investigation of his campaign's ties to Russia, so Trump not only knew that I had documents.

I shouldn't have wanted to use him as a bargaining chip to get even more documents, he wasn't that good, what a negotiator this is if you leave the Louvre with a bunch of picassos and you're like everyone else right, I'll tell you what I'll give him in exchange for a Van Gogh, okay, that's not how it works and you know, that's not how it works and he knows he knows he's in trouble so once again he's on the road trying to beat the drum. he got support from the suckers who still haven't had enough to build a wallapalooza tour made a stop in Mesa Arizona yesterday Trump spoke for almost two hours without intermission his new thing is trying to pretend he's trying to say other presidents like Bush, Do you know Obama?

They did similar things with his documents and no one did anything about it Bill Clinton took millions of documents from the White House to a former car dealership in Arkansas he kept classified recordings in a sock they say he left the White House with recordings in his sock and the found it in his sock drawer and they didn't find it, he found it I guess I don't know that anyone found it, but they were in the sock drawer. Jimmy Carter sent the nuclear codes to his dry cleaners, you know, it's like spam. comes to life, it's like some idiot tells him something and he follows it, he just keeps repeating it and none of that would excuse stealing and intentionally leaving classified documents lying around his golf course, but it's all a plan, it's all him setting up the bomb . to get people to Riot when he inevitably goes to prison, which I have, wait a second, I'll save that for tonight, so anyway, maroon 45 also made a stop in Minden Nevada, where he appeared alongside Adam Laxalt, which is another clown who takes advantage of his family's experience. name laxalt is running for senate in nevada and has been drinking gallons of orange kool-aid along the way let me ask you something: do we miss the

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Do we miss Trump's gasoline? Yeah, well, not Melania, I'll tell you that. you that when your pants aren't full of Paul Axel's face, Trump has been working on some new material at his rallies, including this baffling claim from two years ago, think about it two years ago everything was so good in our country and now and now by the way do you remember when we had the toilet paper ration and the parking lots were makeshift morgues that was two years ago well, those were the days but and even funnier do you know what happened specifically two years ago this week President Trump recently He flew to Walter Reed hospital after both he and the first lady tested positive for the coronavirus two years ago, he was being evacuated in the hospital like a gasping manatee like in Operation Dumbo Drop and he longs for those days of two years ago Sarah Palin, Do you remember she was at mass? singer, now lost, was running because he lost a special election to fill a vacant Alaska house seat, but he's running for the same seat in the next election even though this election he lost in the primary hasn't happened yet happened.

This is again a woman who quit her job as governor 18 months before she finished her term to make money that didn't really work out so she ran again and her popularity in the state of Alaska has never been been as strong as she led. yesterday at the election rally in Anchorage, where their opener was a James Brown impersonator and, as you'll see here, the crowd was quite excited and he was never seen again, that was the last James Brown impersonator in Alaska, he left , but the Sarah Palin

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is downright team compared to what's happening in Georgia.

Herschel Walker, you know about this, the Senate campaign has now been legally recategorized as an episode of the Maury Povich show. Every day, the

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. First we found out that he paid. an abortion again, he is a pro-life guy and sent the mother a get well card, after initially denying that he knew the woman, we found out he had a child with the woman and now that woman says he wanted an abortion too to that child tomorrow. Let's learn that he used to perform abortions in the Cowboys locker room after games. Herschel admits that he may have sent the woman some money or a card, but says it was not for the purpose of getting a proper abortion, but rather that he probably sent her a card for uh, like a very aggressive pedicure or some medical procedure like that.

I feel like we need to know more about this because when The Daily Beast published this story last Monday, Herschel responded in a very strong statement that he wrote. I plan to sue The Daily Beast. Because of this defamatory lie he will show up tomorrow morning, that was a week ago. What happened to Herschel's lawsuit? Did you abort that too? I mean, if they defend you, go get it in the meantime, it was a busy weekend for our future president, Kanye West. um yeezier than ever, yesterday they blocked him from his Twitter account after posting. I'm a little sleepy tonight, but when I wake up I'm going to use Defcon 3 on the Jews, which was a nice touch. um, I should change his name. from yay to boo, sure, I mean, even Mel Gibson is like he said it buddy, you're gone, he also publicly suggested that his friend Diddy, who is trying to talk some sense into him, is being controlled by Jews, so I guess My Kanye-themed bar mitzvah is out of line.

This came on the heels of Kanye's exclusive sit-down with fellow white supremacist Tucker Carlson, who went to great lengths to try to make his guests appear mentally healthy. I keep telling this joke if people say. Trump was the first black president, okay, no one is saying he's one of the first Latino presidents because all the values ​​that conservative values ​​just line up, come on man, Trump said, what do you mean he has his own buildings of those of us who speak? He's like Ralph Lauren. Yes, she made you like Ivanka Avoca, yes oh my god, and suddenly they both got super horny at the same time, but if Yay likes Ivanka, she apparently doesn't feel the same way about her husband Jared and her brother Josh sitting with Jared and sitting.

With Josh and finding out other information I thought, Wow, these guys really could have been holding Trump back. They would love to just look at me or look at Trump like we're so crazy and they're the businessmen, you know? where did he make these peace treaties, I just think it was to make money, I don't know, it's too harsh to put on this platform, no, that's your opinion, we're not in a censorship business, it's okay, thanks, yes, no . We know that we are in fear and dictatorship. Business is good. Policy. I have a very important announcement to make.

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